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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Probably.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of arms by a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor
00:03:45in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27I'm getting back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56Hey.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59She does look like you.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, bar cup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning or...?
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You missed the spelling your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:35Oh no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have felt an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30I'm trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:34Get out!
00:09:35Now!
00:09:36Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is... shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:37Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:52I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it a weird way.
00:10:56You're not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:00Could you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:32Hmm.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:17I'll start up with it.
00:12:23Let's keep going.
00:12:27What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Yeah!
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:51Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop! Delete it, please! Delete it!
00:12:57Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos.
00:13:24Why don't we just go ahead and go full-nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:58Oh my god
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:11Give that to me
00:14:19Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:21What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:32Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:44He's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Here we are
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:14:59Alright
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:07And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you, mom
00:15:20Wait, mom
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like
00:15:29Can a spoiled brat
00:15:31Somehow
00:15:33Become nice?
00:15:35Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:58They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:12And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me
00:16:15But at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you
00:16:25Only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:42After school
00:16:43At the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:45Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:22Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but
00:17:57She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:02You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:12Oh, hi
00:18:14I'm Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:17So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:22But the moment she knows
00:18:23I lose her forever
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28Thank you for the flowers
00:18:29You're so nice
00:18:34Guacamole wizard
00:18:36Fail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:41Ew
00:18:41Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:20I told me
00:19:21Do you think you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:31Where are you?
00:19:33Oh and by the way
00:19:34Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:36Because after all
00:19:37He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:59Pick
00:20:00That bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out of your phone and record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:18So tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You wanna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26Will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:07Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:09Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:31So...
00:21:31I'm not that annoying
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:54He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though
00:22:02I understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:10I see...
00:22:12How you touch him like this
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:44Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50He loves a lot in the game, too
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:22:55Yes
00:23:05I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:31Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39It's nothing
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:04He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:15I...
00:24:15Got into a car accident
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:21He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't, I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah we are
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:07Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We didn't know each other more
00:25:26I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:14Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21The squirm is going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:47That was my first kiss
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29And I- I've been holding back a lot more than you've had
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:51Oh shit
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh?
00:28:05Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:06I think so
00:28:07We're okay
00:28:08Yeah, I'll be right back
00:28:09Thanks
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:04She was in a real car accident
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard?
00:29:07I don't like this anymore
00:29:09Cole!
00:29:10Wait!
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:20Um...
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:07Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem
00:30:12We don't have a problem, right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now, can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah!
00:30:42Just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:48Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:05About the report, or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here distracting me with bad puns
00:32:31Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Cool, put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:00Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:16New couple alert
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cool?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:28Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:31I might say yes
00:33:34Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:36With me?
00:33:38Jen, you wanna go to prom
00:33:40With me?
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:47How romantic
00:33:48I think I'll pass
00:33:51You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:55Oh, here they come
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List
00:34:16I'll talk to you later
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:19Bye
00:34:21He's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Yeah, stay with
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Geez!
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:45Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your film?
00:34:53I don't care
00:34:54How do you care?
00:34:59Haley, I...
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me, he doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:25Because...
00:35:26I...
00:35:26Pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just...
00:35:35Just don't go, I apologize
00:35:51Move!
00:35:53Colt is talking to Haley, again!
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:05Uh...
00:36:06What do I do?
00:36:07What?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Here, look
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake
00:36:31Hey Hal, um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35The other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:43Sexy...
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Your asshole
00:36:49Uh...
00:36:50I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:03Oh shit!
00:37:12Yeah
00:37:16Oh my god!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:21Guys, stop it!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?!
00:37:28Shit.
00:37:29It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:31I mean Jake
00:37:32I've got to save Jake
00:37:33I've got to save Jake
00:37:33I've got to save Jake
00:37:38Oh my god, Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:43Hayley Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:18So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:24He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:27Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09I'll take it back.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:17Let's get over here.
00:39:19Oh, ah- ah- ah- ah- ah- ah.
00:39:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:24Oh, oh, oh.
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No!
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:54jen what's going on over there
00:40:06wait what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:30jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:37hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey um emma
00:41:04it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:22thing never happened
00:41:23no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52no cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid for bravo okay
00:42:00okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:29shut up ella
00:42:30it's emma
00:42:31whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:46oh morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:13guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you
00:43:19touching me
00:43:20oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48here you go
00:43:50here this is for you
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:57you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:01it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:05what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:12i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:16because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:54okay
00:44:55hey
00:44:55hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:59tell them
00:45:00tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:16i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:21oh i don't know cole
00:45:22why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry
00:45:32it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:42oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:03you stole a leaf blower
00:46:05and defaced school property
00:46:07it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate colt
00:46:16you think that's what it could be
00:46:18who cares
00:46:19i care
00:46:20and
00:46:21i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what
00:46:25how over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:28because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:38he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:50come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:53just do it just do it
00:46:57you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:14please can't you just tell me now
00:47:16i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay
00:47:39you got the ceiling
00:47:41just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:47:57i can't take care
00:47:59why don't you need to speak
00:48:00i have to stop this
00:48:11hey hayley
00:48:12i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:19no it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:24get drunk girl
00:48:25woo
00:48:28yeah
00:48:39what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:55what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:04actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:11pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:24what is there a fire
00:49:26okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:40oh
00:50:18Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:24Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:31It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:40Oh my God.
00:50:41I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hayley, wait.
00:50:48Hayley, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:02I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:29Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Hayley.
00:51:34I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:37Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09No, Hayley.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:13I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:16I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:22I hate everything about you.
00:52:24I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Hayley!
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:47Hayley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Hayley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:06I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:35Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:45Hi, Mr. Edmund.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:01Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:09We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:24important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:50What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:55You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Mom, I'm the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:38It's you.
00:55:40I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:44Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:47My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:54And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:33Nicole, I love you.
00:56:35You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:49You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope to?
00:56:58Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04They're hot, no?
00:57:06They're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh, there are those things I said we could do.
00:57:16There we go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:46Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:49Ten out of ten.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:51What do again?
00:57:53Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:59All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:11Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:13I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:22I'll ask you a minute, Mom.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:27Um, same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:35No, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:41Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:47Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:55Where?
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:12Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:21with me,
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:35Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:44You are in big trouble.
01:00:02Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:33Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:37You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:46Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:24It's very too bad.
01:01:28Hey, uh, this time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:45She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on.
01:01:48Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:59Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:06His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Haley Rod's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit.
01:02:33You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:02:40it's wrong.
01:02:42But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:46And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:50You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal.
01:02:52So, yes, I can.
01:03:03There was no winter chick.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:13Haley, catch.
01:03:19Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:34Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:51Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:58That you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:09I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:16Joy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:27I can't have done without you being by my son.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:32It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:36I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:38I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:43Yeah.
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