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00:04It's Dave. In love with Dave. I can't believe it's happened for him.
00:10Have you got my phone?
00:12I don't have your phone.
00:16What are you? Dave though?
00:20Three weeks.
00:21Yeah, they've been together three weeks.
00:22And she's in love with him.
00:24Do you think I'll need a coat?
00:26It's kind of a chill.
00:30I don't want to be hot.
00:32This is so dull.
00:36Have we become boring?
00:37You've become boring.
00:42Dave's setting it down.
00:43Yeah, it's great for him.
00:46She's 42.
00:50Two girlfriends 42, she'll be wanting a baby.
00:53You've told me she's 42 like five times.
00:56When?
00:57Okay, one.
00:58When you're walking around doing your teeth with your willy out.
01:01Just stay at the sink.
01:05Two.
01:11Hey.
01:12Sorry, can I?
01:13Oh, sorry.
01:14No, sorry.
01:15No, go ahead.
01:16Would you mind filling up a bottle?
01:17Sure.
01:17Sure.
01:19Sure.
01:20Yeah.
01:29So.
01:32Oh, thank you.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35No worries.
01:35Fun, fun, fun.
01:37Yeah.
01:39Fun, fun, fun.
01:46Oh my god.
01:49That's so bad.
01:51Oh, now that's cute.
01:54It's £3.50.
01:57It's £3.50?
01:59It's £3.50.
02:06Just stop knocking at me.
02:08Oh, I don't want to look at you.
02:11I'm fine.
02:13I'll be fine today.
02:19Oh, that's lovely.
02:21No.
02:23Why do you never send me cards like that?
02:26Because I'm not a mess of prey.
02:28So.
02:44My dreams are up in arms
02:46Because they say they can't compete with you
02:50When you stop the day with a little syllable
02:57Left unfinished
03:02When you move to kiss me
03:10Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:14Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:23I grab the keyboard and a microphone
03:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:36And I, I just can't believe
03:40I found someone the same as me
03:43There's nowhere else for this love to go
03:46You, I'm gonna go
03:49or cry
03:50You, I'm gonna stay
03:57The next one is the key
03:59The key is大
04:00That's all
04:01The key is the key
04:02Who can see a big one?
04:05No way
04:06I try to squeeze a big one
04:06The key is not to be in the key
04:08It's a big one
04:08The key is not to be in the key
04:13But you can see a big one
04:15Hey.
04:17No, I'm so sorry.
04:19What are you sorry for?
04:21I'm so...
04:22so fucking stupid.
04:25Of course it's stupid.
04:27I was weak to the very end.
04:29I'm crying.
04:29You should have looked better.
04:30You should have come out with that.
04:36Oh, man.
04:40They moved us.
04:42I found the email.
04:43It did say 40, so I didn't have a look to stand on.
04:46By the way, do you want to cuddle with your cousin
04:48or second cousin or whatever?
04:50We've got a bit of a tummy bug.
04:51Oh, we don't want to catch a tummy bug, do we?
04:55No, no, that's the last thing we need, isn't it?
04:58Or sleep this night.
05:00Here we go.
05:05Go on, sit down.
05:11So, your Dave's got a new woman.
05:13Oh, yeah, apparently she's in love with him.
05:16Sounds like Dave's going to settle down.
05:18No. It's amazing.
05:22Lovely house.
05:30Sorry.
05:31Sorry.
05:31No, sorry, Dave.
05:32I'm just looking for this bloody, um...
05:40Ah.
05:41At last.
05:44Oh.
05:45Well, thank you.
05:47Pleasure.
06:04Get yourself at home?
06:06Thank you, yeah.
06:12Get yourself at home?
06:24Lovely colour.
06:26Yeah.
06:28Wow.
06:47coffee machine yeah yeah you're peachy nice night battle don't speak
06:55sorry seeing my friends tomorrow I've told them all about you you should probably meet them
07:09actually it's been three weeks they're all like married or engaged so it gets a bit
07:21happily yeah now it'd be great to get you out with them and you can meet them meet my son
07:36Daniel he's
07:36amazing
07:37hmm
08:03Any more lumps?
08:05Clots?
08:06No.
08:09Yep.
08:11Yep.
08:14Yep.
08:16Yep.
08:16All gone.
08:18All gone.
08:18All gone.
08:20All gone.
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15:41All gone.
15:52I'm obligating.
15:55You're talking to me.
15:59I'm obligating!
16:05You say it louder!
16:08I'm overriding!
16:10What?
16:11Can we start it please?
16:16I'm overriding!
16:21Do you want me to wash it?
16:23Do you hate to wash it?
16:25Probably fine.
16:26Yeah, that's so disgusting.
16:29Welcome, flop it over a sink.
16:32Please, it's not big enough to flop.
16:38Oh, it's cold.
16:45Yeah, she probably just got on the play last night.
16:48I'm looking at you and stop talking with the body.
16:50Are you sure?
17:00Oh, it was a masterclass.
17:05I was like a bull.
17:07In and out.
17:08God, I'm lucky.
17:12Do you want a moist chicken?
17:14Or do you want an orgasm?
17:16You can't have both.
17:18I'll take the broccoli.
17:19I'll take the broccoli.
17:40I'll take the broccoli.
17:50I'll take the broccoli.
17:50Shut up.
17:53This is so sexy.
17:55I'm not doing it with a fly in the room.
17:58He's not going to wash it out.
17:59He's got like a thousand eyes.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:28No worries.
18:30Ha ha ha ha.
18:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:31hmm yeah this one's got d3 in it and this one hasn't this one's got iron in it and this
18:41one
18:43oh maybe it does what about folates what the fuck are folates
19:04so
19:50Oh, oh, oh, here he is!
20:00Where is your new lady?
20:02She says that she's very sorry, she's desperate to meet you all, but sadly she doesn't exist.
20:08Sadly, she's very busy with work.
20:11Well, we can't wait to meet her, mate.
20:13No, honestly, she's chomping at the bit, she can't stop going on about you guys.
20:16This is nice.
20:17Get off, get off.
20:19How are you two, anyway?
20:21So you two been good?
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah, really good.
20:48Thanks for that.
20:49No, happy to.
20:50Do you want to say a quick close one?
20:53Yeah.
20:57Say hi to your dad.
20:59Hi.
21:00You all right, big guy?
21:13What are you watching?
21:15Yes.
21:17Great.
21:19Did you mention this award?
21:21Oh.
21:22It was in the school newsletter.
21:25Oh, please.
21:26Just say well done to him.
21:28You read the school newsletter.
21:30It's so cool.
21:31No, I'm not going to bend over and...
21:33Just fucking do it.
21:39Well done on the award, mate.
21:42That's so cool.
21:47I said well done.
21:48Say goodbye to your dad.
21:49I said well done.
21:53Say goodbye to your dad.
21:57Say goodbye to your dad.
22:00I'm actually his father.
22:02Yeah, okay.
22:03And you don't even tell me about head teachers award.
22:04Oh, yeah, okay.
22:06Wow, what a great mother.
22:07No, I'm not doing this.
22:08You're letting your son down.
22:10You're letting the school down.
22:14Do you even care about his feelings?
22:22How's your little boy?
22:23Hi.
22:24He won a head teachers award.
22:26Oh, that's so nice.
22:28Yeah, I took him this, like, amazing, like, Lego set.
22:32They're not cheap.
22:33It's only money.
22:37What?
22:39You just...
22:40Oh, right, yeah.
22:50They're inviting us out.
22:52Thank you, Amanda.
22:53They want to sky out for dinner.
22:57Lisa.
22:58We're finally going to get to meet Amanda.
23:00Fuck off.
23:03Are you sure?
23:05Don't want me standing and going about Amanda.
23:07Go away.
23:10Yep.
23:11Oh, man.
23:14Oh, man.
23:16Oh, man.
23:19Oh, man.
23:20Oh, Jesus.
23:41..
23:42...
23:52At the turn, please record your message.
23:54We need to finish.
23:55Do you...
24:22One minute, sorry.
24:23Come in if you want.
24:25Baths ready.
24:30Baths ready.
24:32Hey, Alfie.
24:34There's a woman in the hallway.
24:36Alfie, turn the TV off. Baths ready.
24:39I can't hear you. The telly's off.
24:41Baths ready.
24:43Alyssa, announce baths ready.
24:45Alfie, TV off now.
24:48Alyssa!
24:49Apparently, she's mildly in love with Dave.
24:53Stephen's best man.
24:55How can anyone be in love with Dave?
24:56She's booked this hush restaurant in the middle of like...
24:59But she's paying, right?
25:00Well, we don't know.
25:01What?
25:02You don't know?
25:04How do we ask?
25:07What are you having?
25:09Erm, just a lemonade, please.
25:11No ice.
25:12But don't let me stop you having a beer.
25:15Erm, two lemonades, please. One.
25:17No ice.
25:17Three.
25:19Okay.
25:21M&H?
25:25How long?
25:26Eleven weeks.
25:28Oh, my.
25:29What can I get you?
25:30Oh.
25:31Oh, we're being served.
25:34Oh, my God.
25:36They're gonna be nice.
25:37I'm your school.
25:38Yes!
25:42For a starter.
25:45Fifteen quid for a starter.
25:47Yeah.
25:47Allotted.
25:49She's literally got money coming out of her arse.
25:53Right.
25:53Cheapest mains.
25:54Oh, my God.
25:55Don't.
25:56Twenty...
25:56Ah, thirty.
25:58Seven.
25:59Pound.
25:59Fuck off.
26:02You're a bit of veg.
26:03Ah, look at the steaks.
26:04We're here for a 12-week scan.
26:0710.30 at Lisa.
26:09They don't bow?
26:10No.
26:11March 4th, 1919.
26:13First line of your address?
26:15Flat 96, Lawson Court.
26:17Do you want to purchase any photos?
26:20Photos?
26:21Yeah, I should get a lighter now.
26:22Yeah.
26:23There are five pounds each.
26:26I will.
26:27Get two.
26:29Get two?
26:30He's planning.
26:38How's it going?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Getting heavy.
26:42How far are you?
26:44Twelve weeks.
26:45Twelve weeks, three days.
26:47It's important, three days.
26:49I see you've got your scan.
26:51Pay for the photos.
26:53Five pounds each.
26:55The stenographers, they just keep them out for free.
26:58No way.
26:58Don't think about it.
27:00Yeah, yeah, let's not think about it.
27:02Oh my God, that's so annoying.
27:04Peter?
27:05Oh, yes.
27:09Hold on.
27:13Nice to meet you.
27:14Just relax and enjoy.
27:16I'll try.
27:19Nope, I'm still feeling very sick.
27:21Oh dear.
27:22I'll try not to puke on you.
27:25Oh yeah.
27:27We think it's funk, don't we?
27:28It's like those biscuits I've been eating.
27:30Can we get you on the bed?
27:32Yep.
27:35Where shall I have?
27:37Just sit down.
27:39You can sit there.
27:42Great.
27:43Thanks.
27:45Happy now?
27:46Very comfortable.
27:49So have you tried ginger biscuits?
27:52Yes.
27:52They'll go sadly.
27:54Rich tea seems to work a little bit.
27:55Yeah, I tried them on the digestive.
27:57Don't mind.
27:58Even the mention of it.
27:59It's the texture.
28:00I used to love them.
28:03Would you mind if I'll hit your top?
28:05Yeah.
28:06Sorry.
28:07That would help.
28:10And just put your trousers below you.
28:15And the back as well.
28:19Excellent.
28:25This is going to be a little bit cold.
28:29Yeah.
28:33We bought two of those photos.
28:36Oh, don't worry.
28:36I'll give you as many of those as you like.
28:38Oh, amazing.
28:42Our parents will be wanting some.
28:44Oh yeah.
28:45My dad having glasses all over the house.
28:47Yeah, he's great like that.
28:49I'll just grab them as we go.
28:51Thanks.
28:52Uh, do you want to watch home scanning?
28:57Yeah?
28:58Yeah, yeah.
28:59See what's going on.
29:03Okay, so I'll have a little look and I'll let you know what I find.
29:07Can take a little while, so...
29:08We're quite nervous.
29:11Don't worry, everybody is.
29:13We had an early loss.
29:16Just relax.
29:18Yeah.
29:20Sorry.
29:21It can take a while, as I say, but I will let you know just as soon as I can.
29:37I need to find a better angle.
29:39Oh, sorry.
29:39No, no.
29:40You stay where you are.
29:43He's hiding.
29:44They can be very cheeky, some of them.
29:46I wonder where he gets that from.
29:47Oh yeah.
30:15How long since your last period?
30:1712 weeks, 3 days.
30:19I'm calling 3 days.
30:20I'm calling 3 days.
30:38Is that the baby?
30:39Four minutes, please.
30:55Your last period was 12 weeks, 3 days.
30:59I'm measuring 8 weeks, 5 days.
31:02And I, um...
31:07I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:10There's a gown behind the screen.
31:11I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:35There's a gown behind the screen. I'll need to scan you vaginally.
32:10I'll need to scan you.
32:25I'll need to scan you.
32:54Can you take this from the way you too?
33:01Hey, can I just, uh...
33:06Yeah?
33:08No?
33:10Uh...
33:10Steven.
33:12Like that, he said.
33:58I don't know.
33:59I love it.
34:36Do you want any lunch?
34:39Oh gosh.
35:19Do you want any lunch?
35:27I don't know.
35:55I don't know.
35:55I know, right?
36:20Morning.
36:22Morning.
36:23Morning.
36:29Morning.
36:29Can you pause it?
36:54Morning.
37:12I'm not even joking.
37:14Okay.
37:14I'm more than happy for Sep or Clara or Cindy to stay here till 9 on a Wednesday.
37:18I'd actually love to see Sojay.
37:21That would make me.
37:24That would make me very happy.
37:27The meeting we had about the email strategy is the newsletter not good enough for now.
37:34Because I'm happy for someone else to take you on.
38:01No, I want to go.
38:04I need to go.
38:05I need to go.
38:05This isn't going to become who I am.
38:11I'm not going to let her fucking let her change me.
38:18Oh God, Stephen.
38:23It hurts so much.
38:26It hurts so much.
38:48I've had a great day to go.
38:48I've had a little beard.
38:49I'm not getting a little beard.
38:50We need to go.
38:53I need to go.
38:56Lisa's here. Helmets on. You've been silent. I know what's happened.
39:00Oh, a couple of weeks.
39:02Yeah, well, it's about to get madder. This is Amanda.
39:06At last.
39:07At last.
39:07No, it's been, yeah, crazy time.
39:12It's Lisa and Stephen.
39:13Yeah, I got that. Thanks.
39:16Keeping me on my toes.
39:21This place is fun.
39:31Fuck you.
39:40Jesus Christ.
39:42So we should share some starters.
39:44Absolutely.
39:45So we just get maybe six between the four of us. I don't know how hungry people are.
39:50I'm hungry.
39:51Always hungry.
39:52He was fat at school.
39:54Big bones, sorry.
39:56Oh, very big bones.
39:58Huge bones.
39:59Enormous bones, sir.
40:04Napkin.
40:05What?
40:07Putting it on your lap.
40:08I'm just putting a napkin on my lap.
40:11Yeah, no, you put it on your lap, mate.
40:12Well, where do you put yours?
40:13I don't care about that.
40:16Do you like courgette, Lisa?
40:18She does, yeah.
40:19She was asking Lisa.
40:22She's got very strong opinions on courgettes.
40:24Courgettes, napkins.
40:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:27Courgettes, napkins.
40:31He's getting a bit ahead of himself.
40:33I'll sort him out later.
40:35Uh-oh.
40:35Ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:37Ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:38Ha-ha-ha.
40:38Do you prefer aubergine?
40:40I think we should have at least one vegetable.
40:43Ha-ha-ha.
40:45Ha-ha-ha.
40:47Ha-ha-ha.
40:48Ha-ha-ha.
40:48Ha-ha-ha.
40:48Yeah, no, it all looks amazing.
40:50Ha-ha-ha.
40:51Ha-ha-ha.
40:51Ha-ha-ha.
40:52Ha-ha-ha.
40:52Ha-ha-ha.
40:55Ha-ha-ha.
40:59Ha-ha-ha.
41:02Ha-ha-ha.
41:03It-it-it's so great to meet you at last, Amanda.
41:05At last.
41:06Aw, thank me.
41:07The second time you said it.
41:09Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:10Ha-ha-ha.
41:10Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:12Ha-ha-ha!
41:12It's been a while.
41:15Ha-ha-ha.
41:15Lisa's like, how long are you gonna take to introduce her?
41:17Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:19Ha-ha-ha.
41:19Ha-ha-ha if we're here now, someone...
41:21Ha-ha-ha.
41:21That's a drink to celebrate.
41:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
41:24Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:24Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:26Ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
41:27Always the first one to the bar, aren't you?
41:29If he doesn't get there first.
41:30Ah, there she is.
41:32So what are we thinking?
41:33Some red, some white.
41:35Do you prefer sweeter, drier?
41:38Great, yeah.
41:42New world, old world.
41:45Amanda knows basically everything about white.
41:47No, I did, of course.
41:49We just normally get one of this cheap.
41:52Cool, don't sound like you.
41:53Any bubbles to start?
41:55I'll just have whatever you're having.
41:56Cheap, eh?
41:58That's literally the only reason I married her.
42:00Blanc de noir, blanc de blanc.
42:02I'll be okay with wine.
42:04Yeah, me too.
42:05I've been drinking too much champagne.
42:08A lot of champagne.
42:09Yeah, that's one problem I'd very much like to have.
42:12Yeah, not a problem I think me and Lisa would have.
42:14Yeah, yeah, that's true, true.
42:15We'd be round about with a bottle and a couple of straws.
42:18But you can't go wrong with a Bordeaux, so...
42:20Yes, absolutely.
42:22What do you mean, yes, absolutely?
42:25I love a Bordeaux.
42:29Okay.
42:31Everybody knows I love a Bordeaux.
42:32I'm like, I'm Bordeaux this, Bordeaux that, I'm Bordeaux Dave.
42:36Do you know where the...?
42:36Yeah, it's on the other side of the bar.
42:39Do you need a hand or anything?
42:40What would you need a hand with?
42:43What would you need a hand with?
42:45Never know.
42:47You married people, they're hilarious.
42:51I love a Bordeaux.
42:54Yep, okay, sorry.
42:55I mean, Jesus.
43:07Such an interesting texture.
43:10They actually make it on the premises.
43:12Do they?
43:13They use ancient grains.
43:14Oh.
43:15Oh, the way it just comes apart in your hands.
43:17I love the ancient grains.
43:22I love the ancient grains.
43:35Excellent.
43:56Oh, hey.
43:57I'll save you some bread.
44:00They use ancient grains.
44:01Yeah, they had a Bates next point in grains, though.
44:03That's literally not...
44:05I knew you'd be like this.
44:07Have we ordered?
44:09I don't know, we were waiting for you.
44:12Great.
44:13I'm starving.
44:25I can put on my work, Carl!
44:28Fine, honestly.
44:29Fine.
44:29They'll never know.
44:34He's already started the meter!
44:38It was nice, though.
44:40Yeah.
44:41Nice about all the champagne and a rack of lamb.
44:44I could split the milk.
44:46Yeah.
44:50Do I need it?
44:53Garlic.
44:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:55We're playing for garlic.
44:59I don't really get into Dave's love of her life.
45:03He's way more into her than she's into him.
45:06I think that happens.
45:08You like me way more than I like you.
45:11It's true.
45:19Shh.
45:20It's good that we know now that, like,
45:22despite everything,
45:24we can still do these things.
45:26Still gotta have a good night.
45:27Yeah.
45:28We're all behind us.
45:30Stay positive.
45:32Yeah.
45:41I'm always suspicious.
45:45We're always suspicious when someone needs to make jokes.
45:48Yeah, he's a bit...
45:49Not simple, but...
45:50All the banter, the laughter.
45:52He's having something so dark.
45:54I feel sorry for Lisa.
45:55He wanted to follow her to the toilet.
45:57Yes.
45:59And the Bordeaux.
46:00I love a Bordeaux.
46:02You're Bordeaux Dave.
46:03Right?
46:04They don't call you that for nothing.
46:06I've been to France.
46:16You don't have to laugh when he laughs at you.
46:21I do.
46:42All good?
46:44Yeah, you?
46:46Yeah, really good.
46:48Really good, actually.
46:52Can I get you anything?
46:54I'm good.
47:00Don't really die outside.
47:03A bit of sunshine?
47:05Yeah.
47:06Can it help you stay positive?
47:18Open your curtains.
47:22Er...
47:23Yeah.
47:27Can you go outside for a bit?
47:30I'm good.
47:38I'm good.
47:39I'm good.
47:41There we go.
47:42It's only smaller.
47:50I was thinking...
47:52We'd go to the cinema this evening.
47:56We could...
47:57See what films are on.
47:58Have something sweet.
48:02and then
48:04we can go bowling
48:05this weekend
48:09or crazy golf
48:12feed the ducks
48:15I bought some
48:16solaros
48:20or we could go for a
48:22walk in the park
48:24take a frisbee
48:27because you're so good
48:28at a frisbee
48:48alright there?
48:49yep
48:52toast popped up
48:53oh great thank you
48:58are we going to have a night?
49:02don't know yet
49:07exciting
49:09yeah
49:17let's do it
49:18take the day of work
49:21I'll say mill again
49:26seriously I need a pair of trainers
49:28you don't need any new trainers
49:38we could spend a day at Westfield
49:43have some lunch
49:45yeah
49:49there's those people there
49:52who give you a massage
49:57stranger's hands all over you
49:58a little bit of shopping
50:09yeah nice
50:13how long have we been meaning to get an air fryer?
50:27uh
50:31huh
50:31huh
50:32huh
50:32huh
50:36I don't know.
51:25We can do this.
51:35No, this isn't going to change us.
51:48There will be a time in our lives when we don't cry about an air flare.
51:54It better be.
52:15You're all right?
52:18Yeah.
52:21You?
52:23Yeah.
52:26Really good.
52:28Yeah.
52:34We can do this.
52:39When you move, to kiss me.
52:46No
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