- 4 weeks ago
My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Dammit. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody but you.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Dammit.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide berk.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Mommy, is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora who did this I'm going to tear them apart it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property you filthy
12:10whore spread your legs for some stray dog but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical Leora someone
12:48did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:04if I don't make it promise me you'll take care of Lily she's all we have left
13:11she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:23Jack you
13:27Ambrosia residue golden apple sap I studied this in grads time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:02this is
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
14:59Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily?
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I-
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I- I'm not tasty.
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:31Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:19I'm sorry.
16:20disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:28you
18:31oh
18:32yeah
18:32yeah
18:32yeah
18:33yeah
18:33No!
18:59My liege!
19:01Have mercy!
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it!
19:04Please, spare my life!
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord!
19:08Thank you for your mercy!
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight!
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my liege!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:09Little fish.
22:16Hades staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:55Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord.
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:26Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource!
23:33Every contact!
23:33Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:01Ow!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition
25:21Let my daughter go
25:23No, mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:37It's mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me?
25:46My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:52Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:13Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:19I'm gonna have some fun
26:26Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:33Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Run
26:45Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:08Daddy
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:05You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:20If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us, demon
28:25Run all you want
28:27My pack tears you both apart
28:41No
28:42No
28:43No!
29:13No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy!
29:21I don't wanna lose her!
29:23Shh! Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears.
29:50Okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best!
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here.
30:20So I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy!
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
33:57I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished!
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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