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00:00:00The goddess of healing
00:00:03She is
00:00:04eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five
00:00:11million dollars
00:00:13Oh kind stranger, let me repay you by granting your wish. I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:00:19Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person. It's a deal
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:00:38That's right the Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world if we can't save her
00:00:45No one can don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my
00:00:51way
00:00:53Every second counts
00:00:57Healer goddess hear my plea
00:01:02Please save my child
00:01:20Rod of a sepulius
00:01:39Rejuvening
00:01:48Rejuvening
00:01:49Praise she is the healer goddess
00:01:52No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:02:01Here you go miss. Thank you
00:02:05Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:02:10in need
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:02:28run
00:02:31Aw, it's okay little guy
00:02:34I'll fix you right up
00:02:40Right rewrites the wrong
00:02:45Right rejuvenate
00:02:50See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:56Come on Cleo, let's go
00:03:13Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:03:22The elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:03:28He's so hot
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
00:03:37It's all yours
00:03:41Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?
00:03:44Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in
00:03:52Grandma
00:03:52I'm dying
00:03:54Save me Trixie
00:03:56Grandma
00:03:58Grandma
00:03:59When are you getting married?
00:04:01I'm already a hundred years old
00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet
00:04:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:04:32Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger
00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:04:39Grant me a wish?
00:04:40Mm-hmm
00:04:41As you can barely feed yourself
00:04:42The downfall of humanity
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:57Okay, uh
00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:05:09Don't go too far, Cleo
00:05:14Hold still
00:05:21What? My migraine's gone
00:05:24Okay, then let's go
00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:05:27Come on, come on
00:05:42Oop
00:05:42How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:45Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:05:48I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:05:50Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:54Don't worry, general
00:05:55I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:06:21I have no clue what this is
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:06:30That's why we saved the best for last
00:06:32Me, the witch doctor
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander
00:06:47He's not budging, there's no movement
00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing
00:07:15Wait a second, you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:07:19That's correct, her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:07:25That's her motto
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive, no one has ever seen her before
00:07:36If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:07:43I will find her, James, come
00:07:46Put out a bounty
00:07:48To the entire world
00:07:49Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:07:52Will get the five million dollars
00:07:54There's no need
00:08:09I'll save your son
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:08:29Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:08:32I bet it has fleas
00:08:34That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:08:46Don't touch him
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:54So step aside
00:08:56I'll take it from here
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:09:00You're not gonna touch my son
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:09:06I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:09:14Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew, disgusting
00:09:27Go back to being a prostitute
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:09:34Let's go
00:09:34If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:09:52All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me
00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:10:09But since I'm not welcome here
00:10:12I'll leave
00:10:14Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie
00:10:18My brother is a hero to me
00:10:20I can't lose him
00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you
00:10:26Then that means he must be a good person
00:10:29My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies
00:10:35He'd make a great husband
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:10:49I mean, look at her
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up
00:10:53You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:11:00Continue wasting your time
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient
00:11:14Oh, okay
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:11:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease
00:11:48Has a peanut allergy
00:11:49And the condition he has is called
00:11:52Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:53Yeah, right
00:11:54I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:58Oh, okay
00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:12:12This?
00:12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:12:21What?
00:12:23So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:12:28THE rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:12:33If you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:35I agree
00:12:35I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:12:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:12:48She's right about everything
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
00:12:55One of them is bound to be right
00:12:56And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphie
00:13:02Oh
00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it
00:13:04Because I just discovered it
00:13:06This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one
00:13:12A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:13:15But lucky for you all
00:13:16You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney
00:13:21I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:13:26Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
00:13:30You don't compare to meet us
00:13:32Who actually studied real medicine
00:13:34I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:13:45Coming up with fake diseases
00:13:46Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh my god
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:14:00Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me
00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:14:12Then let's have a bet
00:14:14If you can't heal him
00:14:17We'll break your hands
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:33Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:14:37There's too many lives at stake
00:14:41Don't worry, I got this
00:14:45It's a deal
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:15:36Don't listen to her!
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:54What? Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:16:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
00:16:10You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:16:12Oh yeah?
00:16:13Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down the dog!
00:16:17With pleasure
00:16:34Left leaves the wrong breath
00:16:41You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:16:46She's been poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:54But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:17:08If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen
00:17:31I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:17:34Angel herbalist
00:17:35This is what I call
00:17:38Malpractice
00:17:40This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment
00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way
00:17:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:18:00Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:18:05General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:18:18If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:18:25All right, but I warn you
00:18:28No funny business
00:19:02Oh
00:19:30You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there
00:19:32with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:19:35Exactly!
00:19:36What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:19:38She could blackmail you for millions.
00:19:42That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:19:44And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation,
00:19:47held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:19:51Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:53We have to have faith.
00:19:55Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:59Uh, on the streets?
00:20:02Are you shitting me?
00:20:04You found this bum on the streets?
00:20:06Are you nuts?
00:20:07You don't know her.
00:20:08You don't know her background.
00:20:09She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:20:11That is it, General.
00:20:12You have to go in and stop this now!
00:20:14You're right.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:15I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:20:17James, let's go.
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:22Oh, my God!
00:20:29I told you all to stay out.
00:20:36This is a critical moment for you.
00:20:38We can't be interrupted.
00:20:40Otherwise, we both die.
00:20:45I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:51I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:53No, thank you.
00:20:55No.
00:20:56Ow!
00:20:58You see that, General?
00:20:59This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:21:01This is a witchcraft.
00:21:04I know what this is!
00:21:06This is the dark witch.
00:21:08I've heard of her.
00:21:09She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:21:14and then she eats them alive!
00:21:15Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:21:18James, get the SWAT team.
00:21:21Yes, sir.
00:21:25Here we gain consciousness.
00:21:37Help me.
00:21:38I just want to...
00:21:43Something's wrong.
00:21:47You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:21:49Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:54That's the only thing I'm saving you from.
00:22:04Sir, the SWAT team is here.
00:22:07Captain Morales.
00:22:09My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:22:15I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:22:20We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:22:28Bright rewrites the wrong.
00:22:37Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38And why the hell are we naked?
00:22:41Good.
00:22:42You're awake.
00:22:43I'm saving you.
00:22:45Saving me?
00:22:46By bathing with me?
00:22:48Who are you?
00:22:49Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:51Talk!
00:22:51I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:55You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:23:00I will never.
00:23:01Oh, really?
00:23:16Look who's scouting now.
00:23:19Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:23:21But it is a biological fact.
00:23:23A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:23:29It's science, okay?
00:23:30It just means that my body is physically...
00:23:35You're distracting me with your funny.
00:23:37And I'm a professional.
00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:23:41Captain, do something now.
00:23:43Ready!
00:23:48We're almost there.
00:23:50Aim!
00:23:53Get him, boys.
00:23:54Get him!
00:23:56Fire!
00:24:00Fire!
00:24:15those
00:24:16how is this possible
00:24:18it's not even a scratch
00:24:20I told you this is dark magic
00:24:22of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:24:25no I believe Miss Trixie
00:24:27is a good person
00:24:28she's not the dark witch
00:24:30young master armstrong
00:24:32you are too easily fooled
00:24:34this homeless psycho
00:24:35doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:24:38how is she going to save someone else's life
00:24:40that's right
00:24:41the queen angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world
00:24:45if we can't save him
00:24:46no one can
00:24:47except for the goddess healer
00:24:49think about it
00:24:50we heard Lysander's voice
00:24:52he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:53Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:55you're right
00:24:56this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:59maybe the goddess
00:25:01maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:25:04no no
00:25:05absolutely not
00:25:07there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:25:10how could you know for sure
00:25:11right now what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:25:15you're wrong sir
00:25:16this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:25:21it's called borderline revival
00:25:23she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:25:26but only temporarily
00:25:28it's a trick
00:25:29to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:25:32that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:25:35I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:25:38to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:25:41my son doesn't deserve this
00:25:43he is dying right now
00:25:45naked in a jacuzzi
00:25:46with a smelly vagrant
00:25:48that it looks like it's up to me
00:25:49the witch doctor
00:25:51only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:56my son's life is in your hands
00:25:58you heal him
00:25:59I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:26:02I don't know who you are
00:26:04but there is no way
00:26:06I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:26:10this is it
00:26:11the finishing touch
00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life
00:26:17so we can both survive
00:26:36it's poison gas
00:26:38that poison gas will smoke them out
00:26:41and end her torture over Master Lysander
00:26:43poison gas?
00:26:45my son is in there
00:26:46you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:48no don't worry general
00:26:50gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:54soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:56then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:58and then he can marry one of us
00:27:01they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:27:07I knew they promised you that I'd save you
00:27:10it's now or never
00:27:23what the hell are they doing in there
00:27:25it's been over 10 minutes
00:27:26wait a second
00:27:28you don't think that they're
00:27:30you
00:27:31you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there
00:27:34don't point your fingers at me
00:27:35if your brother's dead
00:27:37it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:27:42I mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:48if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:50this is taking way too long
00:27:53Captain Morales
00:27:54it's time to get out
00:27:55the big guns
00:27:57these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:28:00bazooka
00:28:01she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:28:04crap oh my god
00:28:06get faxed up
00:28:07ready
00:28:08aim
00:28:10oh shit
00:28:15quit your whining and stand down
00:28:29the parasite's been extracted
00:28:31shoot her dead now
00:28:32do I need to fix your hearing too
00:28:34I said stand down
00:28:38don't listen to her
00:28:39she's a fraud
00:28:40a termite to the field of medicine
00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:28:46if I'm a termite then
00:28:48you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:50wait a second
00:28:51are you saying you cured my son
00:28:54he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:55you can see for yourself
00:28:57well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:29:00that is it
00:29:01no more stalling general
00:29:02if you won't punish her
00:29:04I will
00:29:08don't hurt her
00:29:14he's a cure
00:29:21his pulse is regular
00:29:22in fact it's never been better
00:29:27there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:29:38miss Trixie did it dad
00:29:40Lysander's warm again
00:29:41he's not cold and pale like before
00:29:43and his heart is strong
00:29:45come feel it
00:29:48I saved my son
00:29:49thank you
00:29:51next time
00:29:52don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:54your son would have otherwise died
00:29:56by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:58I've learned my lesson
00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:30:05wait wait no no
00:30:06there is only one person in the world
00:30:09who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:30:11than the queen angel and I
00:30:15the goddess healer
00:30:20could you really be the goddess of healing
00:30:22but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:30:27and you don't look a day after 20
00:30:30it doesn't matter who I am
00:30:32what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:30:35Devon I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:30:38take care
00:30:39no wait
00:30:41miss Trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:30:44he's right
00:30:45we are men of our words
00:30:47and as I promised you
00:30:48my heir Lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:51and you did just that
00:30:52of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:55I really appreciate it but I'm sorry I
00:31:01I'm already engaged
00:31:05already engaged?
00:31:06I am
00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:31:11and he's coming back today
00:31:13but don't be disappointed
00:31:14really I'm no one special
00:31:17I just got lucky with you brother
00:31:19some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:31:23but you're still Lysander's savior
00:31:25please let me give you what I promised
00:31:27take the gold
00:31:28no really
00:31:30I don't need anything
00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world
00:31:38Trixie
00:31:38it's your fiance
00:31:39he's back
00:31:41and he says he's breaking up with you
00:31:45I must go
00:31:52hobo close
00:31:53halo glow
00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:58it was just dumb luck
00:32:00she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:32:03she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:32:05marrying the hottest
00:32:07most powerful bachelor
00:32:09around
00:32:12I'm gonna marry that hobos woman
00:32:18oh my god
00:32:19I mean I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:32:22but this is godly
00:32:25no no no no Lysander
00:32:27Lysander no much job was supposed to be mine
00:32:31I'd so much rather share him with you than let that
00:32:34penniless ugly snitch have him
00:32:36you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:32:39take these two weirdos out of here
00:32:41and revoke their licenses
00:32:43wait no
00:32:43we're not brides
00:32:45no she's just better than us
00:32:48oh my god
00:32:52we were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here huh
00:32:55she's no average Jane
00:32:56no she isn't
00:32:57she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:59but if she truly had these special skills
00:33:02why did she wear that shit stained dress
00:33:04and had an impeccable looking doll
00:33:05but think about the impenetrable walls
00:33:07no normal person could have done that
00:33:09goddess or not
00:33:11homeless or not I don't care
00:33:13I have never met a woman like that
00:33:14I have to find her
00:33:15I have to make her my life
00:33:17she won my heart over too
00:33:18but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:33:21I'll help you find her
00:33:22alright listen
00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie
00:33:32so I want you
00:33:33your granddaughters
00:33:35filthy things
00:33:36out of my house
00:33:38now
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house
00:33:41she waited for you
00:33:42for three years
00:33:44she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:46and I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:48one with some serious
00:33:49fuck you money
00:33:51so get lost
00:33:53who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:34:02grandma
00:34:03Beatrice
00:34:04Beatrice
00:34:04Trixie
00:34:05Amore
00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:34:08I'm dumping you
00:34:09for your best friend
00:34:11Marissa
00:34:12in fact
00:34:14the wedding's tomorrow
00:34:15so sign over the house
00:34:17now
00:34:23you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:34:26and I did
00:34:27for three years while you were deployed
00:34:29yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:34:32and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:34:35do you have no shame
00:34:37we were together for three years
00:34:38and it was a complete waste of my life
00:34:41when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:49that's how much she would owe me
00:34:50if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:56of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:35:03oh yeah
00:35:04well Marissa
00:35:06is so much better than you
00:35:08she grew up even poorer than you
00:35:11and now she's the CEO
00:35:13of an entire corporation
00:35:15and you
00:35:20you're still nothing
00:35:22so you think she's an upgrade
00:35:24of course she's an upgrade
00:35:26look what she got me for my engagement
00:35:30oops
00:35:31yeah
00:35:32that's maybe worth one millionth
00:35:35the presidential contract I gave her
00:35:42you gave her the presidential contract
00:35:44I certainly did
00:35:45in fact
00:35:46Marissa
00:35:47you and your dimwit brother
00:35:49only have everything you have
00:35:52all thanks to me
00:35:57oh I think she's losing it bro
00:35:59that breakup must have hit her hard
00:36:02you two
00:36:03are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:36:06my granddaughter
00:36:07supported you
00:36:08and your entire family
00:36:10for three years
00:36:11while you were gone
00:36:12how dare you insult her
00:36:15it's okay grandma
00:36:17let's not stoop to that level
00:36:19poor Edna
00:36:20she still doesn't know
00:36:21what you're doing out there
00:36:22on the streets huh
00:36:23what is he talking about
00:36:25show her Bob
00:36:31this is how embarrassingly useless
00:36:34your granddaughter is
00:36:35she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:36:37she was begging on the street for money
00:36:40I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:36:43even if you got no game
00:36:45I got street cred I got out of keep
00:36:47you dig
00:36:47the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:50and you're one to speak
00:36:52cheater
00:36:54is this true Trixie?
00:36:59I've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:37:01I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:37:04so that I can help them
00:37:06of course those without substance underneath
00:37:09would never understand that
00:37:11what is that supposed to mean?
00:37:13it means
00:37:13the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:37:15is actually a downgrade
00:37:21enough bullshitting already
00:37:22just sign the damn papers
00:37:23and we can each get on with our lives
00:37:38at your wedding I will
00:37:40what?
00:37:41if you won't do good by me
00:37:43of breaking things off
00:37:44before two-timing you
00:37:45with my best friend
00:37:46why should I do good by you?
00:37:48I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:50at your wedding
00:37:51as my charity
00:37:53to you
00:37:54fucking bitch
00:37:55you better keep your word
00:37:56oh that's rich
00:37:58after tomorrow
00:37:59you will never feel so rich ever again
00:38:01do remember that
00:38:09Trixie
00:38:10Marissa's a millionaire now
00:38:12they'll destroy you
00:38:14if you show
00:38:14even so much as a hair
00:38:16at their wedding
00:38:17grandma
00:38:17mom
00:38:17I have to confess something to you
00:38:20I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:38:23trillions?
00:38:26that would make you
00:38:28the richest person
00:38:29on the planet
00:38:30it's because of the healing hands
00:38:32I inherited from Asseplius
00:38:34the god of healing
00:38:36I've saved several world leaders
00:38:38with these hands
00:38:39that's how I was able to give Marissa
00:38:41the presidential contract
00:38:42and become the goddess healer
00:38:44it makes me angrier
00:38:46hearing her name
00:38:47knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:48but please
00:38:50Trixie dear
00:38:51I know it was to broken your heart
00:38:53but
00:38:55embellishing your worth
00:38:56and who you are
00:38:57it will only delay the healing process
00:39:00you don't have to believe me just yet
00:39:02after we lost mom and dad
00:39:04because we didn't have the money
00:39:05for their medical bills
00:39:07I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:39:10to serve those in need
00:39:12that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:39:14and I'm giving it back to charity
00:39:15you've always had an angel's heart
00:39:18I'm certain you will meet someone
00:39:20who will treat you right
00:39:22who actually deserves you
00:39:24you will see tomorrow grandma
00:39:27oh yeah
00:39:33you said Trixie's crushing your wedding
00:39:35she was bullying us too Sasa
00:39:37she's probably trying to extort you
00:39:40now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:42I hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:39:45Snake bites back hard
00:39:46so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:49you mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:55that video of you
00:39:58yes
00:39:59her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:40:02she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:40:06against my presidential glow up
00:40:08let's turn this party into her funeral
00:40:17there he is
00:40:20welcome home brother
00:40:22welcome home general
00:40:26sir
00:40:26the homeless woman who saved you Miss Trixie
00:40:29this is the file of her ex Butch Tanner
00:40:31he served with your regiment in the marines
00:40:33you mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:40:36well she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:40:38while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:40:40so she waited for him for years
00:40:42and then he betrayed her
00:40:43fucking coward
00:40:44according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:47then we should join her
00:40:49men
00:40:50I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power
00:40:54that saved my life
00:40:55so she needs our support
00:40:56will you join me in protecting her
00:40:58yes sir
00:40:59we will allow her to protect her
00:41:01sir
00:41:02then let's roll
00:41:18welcome everyone to my wedding
00:41:20today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:41:22not only are we getting married
00:41:23but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:41:34congratulations on the contract once again Mrs.
00:41:36Wakeham Stowe Butch is taking my last name
00:41:40oh and please don't be so uptight Secretary Cho
00:41:43you are the secretary of the entire US health department but this is a par-tay after all
00:41:48I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:55the US president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:42:00it's an honor and that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:42:06we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:42:10we'll let the wedding begin
00:42:13not so fast
00:42:15the party doesn't start until I say it does
00:42:38you two really are a match made in hell so I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:44wreck
00:42:45I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she?
00:42:48um this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:52just watch
00:42:55shh
00:42:55Trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:57this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:59I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:43:01you know being this poor
00:43:05me bum a meal
00:43:06have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:43:10and what evidence do you have of that?
00:43:12look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO
00:43:17even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:43:21and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:43:24Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:43:27she's like
00:43:29see everyone?
00:43:30but already cut ties with his ex
00:43:32but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:43:38this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:41they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:45projecting much Marissa?
00:43:47you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:49but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:51especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:58you? giving me the contract?
00:44:01you have no skills, no education, no connection
00:44:05so how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president
00:44:09to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:44:12we both share humble beginnings Marissa
00:44:14and I saw potential in you
00:44:16even trusted you as my best friend
00:44:18but I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:44:22don't be all sore now just cause I stole your man
00:44:25this is what us rich girls do
00:44:27they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:44:30damn right
00:44:32you were too embarrassing for me
00:44:35Sasa tramples you any day
00:44:36I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:44:40bravo
00:44:40self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:42quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:44Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:46she'll make her sup
00:44:48don't listen to her everyone
00:44:49she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:52I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:58you may look and sound like a man
00:45:00but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:45:02okay, enough!
00:45:03you know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:45:06your moral posturing
00:45:07but guess what?
00:45:09morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:45:13that's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:45:16cause I've got the material goods
00:45:18and you're just all empty talk
00:45:20I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:45:23because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:45:26see this?
00:45:35oh my god
00:45:40is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:45the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47no, absolutely not
00:45:49I don't believe it
00:45:51you all sound so scared already
00:45:52don't worry
00:45:53this isn't that contract
00:45:56it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:46:01I don't see everyone
00:46:03she's just trying to bluff us
00:46:05but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:46:07look at her following orders
00:46:08I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:46:11like a good little uh
00:46:13peasant slave
00:46:14that house is worth all her life savings
00:46:19you want to uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:46:33you must understand me
00:46:35I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:46:38and I'm giving it to charity
00:46:45bro
00:46:47she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:48she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:51she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:53you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:46:56it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:58uh, I know what this is
00:47:01you've gone delusional
00:47:02and you think you're Cinderella
00:47:04so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:47:06and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:47:09well that's not happening
00:47:10security!
00:47:11lock the doors
00:47:12this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:47:18this is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:47:23we found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:47:25she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:47:28Butch Tanner
00:47:29well he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:47:32let's go
00:47:36you think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:43including your head of command, Butch
00:47:46General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:47you mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:50he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:53you're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:57so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:48:00to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:48:04no one here is gonna believe you
00:48:05if you really cured the incurable General
00:48:07then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:48:10and she's nice
00:48:11you're just asking to be humiliated Trixie
00:48:14show them, Butch
00:48:17oh my god
00:48:21see for yourselves everyone
00:48:23Trixie's just a
00:48:24freeloading beggar
00:48:28she won't leave me and Marissa alone cause
00:48:30we're rich as fuck now
00:48:32I'm a major in the marines
00:48:35Sasa
00:48:35she has
00:48:36a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military
00:48:40approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:48:45how despicable
00:48:46she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:50get out of here, no one wants to marry you
00:48:52no free meals for the poor
00:48:54do you see this Trixie?
00:48:57this is high society
00:48:58so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:49:01or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:49:03maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:49:06maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:49:12I already have everything one can dream of
00:49:14but I valued our friendship Marissa
00:49:16which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:49:18to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:49:21but no
00:49:22you stooped so low
00:49:24it disgusts me
00:49:26nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:49:30and who knows
00:49:32if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:36well then
00:49:38why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie?
00:49:40my brother will never take you back
00:49:42no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:46but make me happy?
00:49:48and I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:50:01how dare you hit my brother?
00:50:03I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:50:05I lost that
00:50:07or something
00:50:08don't worry my dear
00:50:09after I'm done with you Trixie
00:50:11not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:50:15oh
00:50:16is that so
00:50:18security
00:50:20get down on your knees
00:50:22and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of everybody here
00:50:26or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:50:30I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:50:33any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you
00:50:36before you even touch me
00:50:38dream on
00:50:40you wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:43but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:44you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:46enough
00:50:48you're souring my party
00:50:49so you either get the fuck out
00:50:52or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:54on the count of three
00:50:55I think I quite like it here
00:50:57two
00:51:08mmm
00:51:09this wine is so delicious
00:51:11one
00:51:12shoot
00:51:15nobody
00:51:16is laying a hand
00:51:18on my future wife
00:51:25it's
00:51:25it's
00:51:27it's
00:51:35who the hell is this
00:51:41I'm sorry that I'm late
00:51:42did they hurt you?
00:51:44no
00:51:44I'm fine
00:51:46but um
00:51:47when did I become your future wife?
00:51:50you saved me
00:51:52Trixie remember
00:51:53I'm a man of my word
00:51:55they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:57really it was nothing
00:51:59I saved you because you're a good man
00:52:01not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:52:10I see what this is
00:52:11you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:52:13look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:52:15don't try to pin this on her
00:52:17she waited for you for three years
00:52:18this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:52:23virtue?
00:52:24don't make me laugh
00:52:26she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:52:29no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:52:33she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:39I see her in the marines
00:52:43I'm a major
00:52:44you know
00:52:44look man
00:52:45I know Trixie is like a
00:52:47I don't know
00:52:48like a seven
00:52:49now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:50but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:52worthless woman like that
00:52:54ow
00:52:56ow
00:52:56ow
00:52:57ah
00:52:58ah
00:53:00a real man
00:53:01never talks about a woman that way
00:53:04you're a coward
00:53:14we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:53:18you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:53:23you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:53:25so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:53:27you understand
00:53:28you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:53:30I'm a fucking major
00:53:32you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:34I'll
00:53:35I'll destroy you
00:53:36do you really not know who this is Butch?
00:53:39I thought you were in the marines
00:53:41what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:45he was just a supply boy
00:53:49war hero?
00:53:51is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:53:53poor girl
00:53:55did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:59a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:54:02Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:54:08a bum girl and a pimp
00:54:10what a pair
00:54:12seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:54:16maybe you should try to piss him off some more don't you think?
00:54:20bring in the wedding gifts
00:54:28what is all this?
00:54:30Trixie listen I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:35but I know that we shared a moment
00:54:40I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:43it's not in my nature
00:54:46I'm like somebody else here
00:54:48listen Trixie
00:54:49listen Trixie
00:54:50I have never
00:54:52met a woman
00:54:54like you
00:54:55so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:58so I know
00:55:00that you're the one for me
00:55:03this guy's either nuts or a really
00:55:06really good actor
00:55:08Oscar worthy
00:55:09Oscar worthy
00:55:10no
00:55:10first gift
00:55:12first gift
00:55:16Trixie I know that you just lost your home
00:55:19so I'm gifting you with your own
00:55:22new mansion
00:55:23worth 500 million dollars
00:55:25previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:55:29second gift
00:55:32this
00:55:33this
00:55:33contains all the rights to
00:55:34my entire fortune
00:55:36which is now yours
00:55:38entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:40needs to be pennies
00:55:42they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:44they've got nothing left
00:55:45why Sander
00:55:47I really don't care for any of us
00:55:49no
00:55:49look I
00:55:50I know
00:55:51I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:53okay
00:55:54which is exactly why
00:55:56well my third gift
00:55:57is um
00:56:00well
00:56:00I..
00:56:15Cleo!
00:56:16hey
00:56:17oh my god
00:56:20you found my dog
00:56:24Trixie I'm just a man
00:56:26but with you it's so much more
00:56:28Trixie Amore.
00:56:33Will you marry me?
00:56:36You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:42Yes, I will marry you.
00:57:00Go, go, power couple.
00:57:03Okay, stop.
00:57:05The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:57:09Let's remind everyone how worthy this Trixie is.
00:57:13No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:57:18Hey.
00:57:19I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:57:23which means that she will be treated as and cherished as
00:57:27the most precious woman on earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:38This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:47As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:54Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:58:04I bet my life you're all just...
00:58:06actors.
00:58:07Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:58:15The elites.
00:58:16Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:58:18She wishes.
00:58:19She could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitch and bum.
00:58:26She's utterly unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:38I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:40Go ahead Lysander.
00:58:49Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:57Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm going bankrupt!
00:59:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:27Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:32My company's dead!
00:59:34Evaporated!
00:59:35Poof!
00:59:35It's a thin air!
00:59:39That's impossible.
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did you do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho.
00:59:45You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:47And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:51Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:58You're really Lysander Armstrong.
01:00:01The richest and most powerful man in the country.
01:00:04Trixie's marrying the famed war hero.
01:00:08The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
01:00:17There's got to be some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
01:00:30I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:33Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:37Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:43Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:51I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:01:01Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her at all.
01:01:05Your double standards are incredible.
01:01:07Okay, you don't want me.
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:01:12I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:01:1418 years old.
01:01:16Fresh for the taking.
01:01:24I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:01:27Thank you, Devon.
01:01:29Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:36but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:42No, to all of humanity.
01:01:43So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:50Wait!
01:01:51Everyone!
01:01:52Stop!
01:01:55They're impostors.
01:02:00I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:02:04because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself.
01:02:07So we won't go bankrupt?
01:02:09The Goddess Healer?
01:02:10You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:02:17Yes.
01:02:17That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:02:21The Goddess Healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:02:28That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:37So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:43Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:50We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:54She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest her!
01:03:15Trixie is a good person.
01:03:17Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:03:26We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:30Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:43out.
01:03:44She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:47My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:50She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:57You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother is not a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:04:07Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:04:18And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:33If you wanna arrest me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:38You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:39Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:04Oh, man.
01:05:34Oh, my God.
01:05:41Yes!
01:05:55Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:06:06Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:06:10Drama.
01:06:13Meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé.
01:06:18He's so manly.
01:06:20Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:30She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:32and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:44Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48Drown out the poor!
01:06:48See, Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me,
01:06:54even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:07:01because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat, Kate!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.
01:07:15Grab what you can, fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:35You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:43What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:59You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:08:02That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're quartered.
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:15They will be punished.
01:08:20Now hold still for me.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:24Ray rides the road.
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:40Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:09:13but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:25Bullshit!
01:09:25I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:32Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:56Yeah.
01:09:57You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:09I will.
01:10:13Left, leaves the wrong bereft.
01:10:22I'm fine, nothing happens.
01:10:25You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh please, I really wanna die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops!
01:10:34Just crossed it again!
01:10:36Whoops!
01:10:36And again, nothing's happened to you.
01:10:49No, no, Bob.
01:10:53What did you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on, Major.
01:11:07Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:11:09How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See, this must be an illusion.
01:11:15Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:27You're so sore I wouldn't marry you. You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:30Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:37But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:23You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:39Yes.
01:12:40We'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP.
01:12:45We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap.
01:12:54But I didn't know you were crazy too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that everyone?
01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention.
01:13:23So she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No.
01:13:26My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:31Only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:38Oh my god.
01:13:43First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:47And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous Trixie, it ain't
01:14:10working.
01:14:10You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:14:18It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel.
01:14:21But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:32No.
01:14:33Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:36You saved me.
01:14:38Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:45We'll riot against you now.
01:14:47Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:03Tear her apart!
01:15:06Tear her apart!
01:15:11Tear her apart!
01:15:14Tear her apart!
01:15:14Tear her apart!
01:15:14Tear her apart!
01:15:15Tear her apart!
01:15:17Tear her apart!
01:15:21Tear her apart!
01:15:24Tear her apart!
01:15:26already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to
01:15:34bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still,
01:15:39right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander
01:15:46Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding. The moment you wake up, you fall under
01:15:53this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:58He is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me
01:16:06as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:16:11We got the VP and the president. On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you.
01:16:19Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong,
01:16:24you are stripped from your military honors and titles. Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:41from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:45Enough! You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother.
01:16:52Kevin, it's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck
01:17:07about any damn titles.
01:17:11I truly saved a good man.
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:17:21And what can you do about it?
01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:31Let's try it out on them.
01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:50Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:54Oh.
01:17:57Oh.
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait, that's the President.
01:18:18No, they're idiots!
01:18:22Oh.
01:18:27Oh, my gosh.
01:18:28I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:31That was...
01:18:31They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:41This is a war crime.
01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:48I have the presidential contract.
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:56What are you doing?
01:18:57Reverse the poison and take it out of the President before it's too late.
01:19:00That is easy.
01:19:02There's no need.
01:19:04I'll save everyone.
01:19:18It's raining gold!
01:19:21What's happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:24It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:28She...
01:19:29She is...
01:19:31She is a criminal.
01:19:32Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:37Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:41What are you talking about?
01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:55This contract?
01:19:57Yeah!
01:19:58Yes!
01:19:59Thank you, first gentleman.
01:20:17My contract, you bitch!
01:20:19And that's not all.
01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:38Don't you realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:46Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:49And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:51So prepare yourself.
01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:56What are you going to do?
01:20:57The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:21:04You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:21:10So what's your final decision?
01:21:14I'll...
01:21:15She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:21I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:34You wish, you idiot!
01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:43I don't understand.
01:21:45I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:50And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:56You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:22:00The one and only.
01:22:03And it's...
01:22:06Her.
01:22:18What?!
01:22:19what?!
01:22:27Welcome goddess...
01:22:34You really are the Goddess of Healing aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:47To help those in need.
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:53No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58She took it away just like that.
01:23:02That was her golden ticket.
01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:23:05But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you, Poe.
01:23:10No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:20She's an amazing person.
01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:25She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:34I love you.
01:23:48All her gold.
01:23:50All her clothes.
01:23:52All that could have been mine.
01:23:54This is all your fault.
01:23:56You seduced me!
01:23:57Stop me!
01:23:57Stop me!
01:23:59You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:24:02Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:24:06I wanna be rich again!
01:24:08I'll be your slave.
01:24:10I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize.
01:24:14But it's too late now.
01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:20You two should be locked up.
01:24:22And she shall.
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:30It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:31I never loved you.
01:24:33It's your fault!
01:24:34I was only with you for your money.
01:24:36You were rich.
01:24:38I'll see myself now.
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:43We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:51That is why I saved you.
01:24:54With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:25:00Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait.
01:25:08What if we just got married?
01:25:09Right now?
01:25:10Yes.
01:25:11Well.
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do.
01:25:20I do.
01:25:22You may kiss the bride.
01:25:23Okay, thank you.
01:25:26Thank you, don't you.
01:25:41Don't Give me some McDonald's�
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