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00:03:58WHEN I WAS A
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00:04:04I HOME
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00:04:29Come on now, Bob.
00:04:30Aren't you going to wish me a Merry Christmas?
00:04:32Oh, Mr. Pridd, I am sorry.
00:04:33When you came in and stood there like that,
00:04:34I thought it was your uncle.
00:04:35A Merry Christmas, sir.
00:04:37A Merry Christmas to you, Bob, and to your family.
00:04:41I've already paid my respects to part of you, Brood.
00:04:44Peter and Tim, their names were.
00:04:45They asked me to give you this list from their mother.
00:04:47Thank you, sir.
00:04:48Oh, they shouldn't have made an errand, boy.
00:04:49I was pleased to do it.
00:04:51Oh, it's cold in here.
00:04:53Do you think we can have some coal on the fire?
00:04:55Oh, yes.
00:04:56It's against the regulations, isn't it?
00:04:58Mr. Scrooge doesn't like to waste coal, sir.
00:05:00I foresaw that, and provided for it.
00:05:03This will make the place less bleak.
00:05:04What might that be?
00:05:07It's a wine, Bob.
00:05:08A cheering, warming, goodly wine.
00:05:10A wine that will race through your veins with little torches.
00:05:13It's port, Bob.
00:05:13The fifth essence of the Christmas spirit.
00:05:16We haven't got a glass.
00:05:18I'll get one from Mr. Scrooge's office.
00:05:30What is this?
00:05:31A cough medicine.
00:05:32Yeah, I thought so.
00:05:35We will.
00:05:36Huh?
00:05:37We will have some more coal.
00:05:38Oh, good man, Bob.
00:05:47Come on, now, Bob.
00:05:48Let's drink a loving cup.
00:05:49You sweeten it.
00:05:51Another Merry Christmas, Mr. Fred?
00:05:52Yes.
00:05:59A Merry Christmas to you, Uncle.
00:06:01God save you.
00:06:02Humbug.
00:06:03Christmas humbug?
00:06:04Uncle, I'm sure you don't mean that.
00:06:06Humbug I said, and humbug I mean.
00:06:09Merry Christmas.
00:06:10What right of you to be merry?
00:06:12You're poor enough.
00:06:13What right of you to be dismal?
00:06:15You're rich enough.
00:06:16Humbug.
00:06:17Now, Uncle, don't be cross.
00:06:18What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools?
00:06:22Merry Christmas.
00:06:23What's Christmas time but a time for paying bills without money?
00:06:27A time for finding yourself a year older and not an hour richer?
00:06:31If I could work my will, every idiot that goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips
00:06:35should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
00:06:39Uncle.
00:06:40Nephew.
00:06:41Keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine.
00:06:45But you don't keep it.
00:06:46Let me leave it alone, then.
00:06:48Much good it has ever done you.
00:06:51Uncle, there are many things which have made me happy.
00:06:54Things which have never fattened my purse by even that much.
00:06:58Christmas is one of these.
00:07:00I've always looked on Christmas as a good time.
00:07:03A kind, charitable, forgiving, pleasant time.
00:07:06It's the only time when people open their hearts freely.
00:07:10The only time when men and women seem to realize that all human beings are really members of the same
00:07:15family.
00:07:15And that being members of the same family, they owe each other some measure of warmth and solace.
00:07:22And therefore, Uncle, though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pockets,
00:07:26I believe that it has done me good and will do me good.
00:07:29And I say God bless it.
00:07:36Let me hear another sound from you and you'll keep Christmas by losing your situation.
00:07:48You're quite a powerful speaker, sir.
00:07:50My wonder you don't go into Parliament.
00:07:52Oh, Uncle, don't be angry.
00:07:54Come.
00:07:54Come and dine with Bess and me tomorrow.
00:07:57Bess?
00:07:57Yes, Elizabeth, my fiancée.
00:08:00I'm dining with her people and I'm sure they'd welcome a visit from you.
00:08:03So you're engaged?
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:05May I ask why?
00:08:08Because I fell in love.
00:08:10Because you fell in love?
00:08:12You intend to marry?
00:08:14As soon as I'm earning enough money.
00:08:18Has she tried her relatives?
00:08:20Oh, Uncle.
00:08:21That wasn't the reason for my visit.
00:08:25Good afternoon.
00:08:26Uncle, I ask nothing from you.
00:08:28I want nothing from you.
00:08:29There's no reason why we should be enemies.
00:08:31Good afternoon.
00:08:33Uncle, I made this visit in homage to Christmas
00:08:35and I'll keep my Christmas spirit to the last.
00:08:38And so, Uncle, a Merry Christmas.
00:08:40Good afternoon.
00:08:41And a Happy New Year.
00:08:42Good afternoon.
00:08:46Oh, a Merry Christmas to you both.
00:08:50Thank you, sir.
00:08:50A Merry Christmas to you and to your wife-to-be.
00:08:58A Merry Christmas.
00:09:00Merry Christmas.
00:09:01And the same to you, sirs.
00:09:03Scrooge and Marley's, I believe.
00:09:04Yes, sir.
00:09:05I have the pleasure of addressing Mr. Marley.
00:09:07No, sir.
00:09:07Then you're Mr. Scrooge.
00:09:09No.
00:09:09My name is Scrooge.
00:09:11And my name is Twill.
00:09:12And mine is Brummage.
00:09:15And Mr. Marley?
00:09:16Mr. Marley's been dead these seven years.
00:09:18He died seven years ago this very night.
00:09:21Scrooge, on Christmas Eve.
00:09:23As good a time as any.
00:09:25We've no doubt that Mr. Marley's liberality is well represented by his surviving partner.
00:09:30At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that some slight provision be
00:09:36made for the poor and destitute.
00:09:38Many thousands are in want, sir, in need of common necessaries.
00:09:42Hundreds of thousands are in want of common comfort, sir.
00:09:46Are there no prisons?
00:09:48Plenty of prisons.
00:09:49And the workhouses, are they still in operation?
00:09:52They are.
00:09:53Though I wish with all my heart they were not.
00:09:55I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course.
00:09:59Under the impression these places can scarcely furnish Christmas cheer for the mind and body of the multitude, a few
00:10:06of us have endeavored to form a fund for the poor, to buy them food and drink and means of
00:10:11warmth.
00:10:12What can I put you down for, sir?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:16You wish to be anonymous.
00:10:18I wish to be left alone.
00:10:20Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer.
00:10:23I help to support the institutions I mentioned.
00:10:26They cost enough.
00:10:26And those who are badly off must go there.
00:10:28Many can't go there.
00:10:30And many would rather die.
00:10:32If they'd rather die, they'd better do it and decrease the surplus population.
00:10:36Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:10:42In that case, we must apologize for interrupting you, sir.
00:10:51Humbug.
00:11:03Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:11:09Huh.
00:11:34You keep close watch on the closing hour.
00:11:37It's half an hour past.
00:11:38Then close up. Close up.
00:11:40Thank you, sir.
00:11:41Don't work overtime. You might make something of yourself.
00:11:47You'll want all day tomorrow, I suppose.
00:11:50Quite convenient, sir.
00:11:51It's not convenient and it's not fair.
00:11:52If I was to stop half a crown for it, you'd consider yourself ill-used, I'll be bound.
00:11:57It's only once a year, sir.
00:11:59A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December.
00:12:02However, I suppose you'll have to have the whole day.
00:12:05Be here all the earlier next morning.
00:12:07Yes, sir.
00:12:07Let me off.
00:12:12Well?
00:12:14My wages, sir, they fall due today.
00:12:18Can't wait to spend me.
00:12:26I'll put it on.
00:12:27I'll put it on.
00:12:48I'll put it on.
00:13:11Now look here, boys, just because a fellow wears a hat, you know, it doesn't mean he
00:13:15can't throw a snowball.
00:13:16I used to do a lot of snowballing.
00:13:18And I found the best way to make a snowball was to take the snow into your bare hands like
00:13:22this, and then dunk it together until they're warm from your hands.
00:13:25Here!
00:13:26Look what's coming down the street!
00:13:28A blooming topper!
00:13:29Come on, girls!
00:13:30Let's go!
00:13:31Here, give me room.
00:13:32Give me room.
00:13:34Off and go!
00:13:38Let her go!
00:13:43I'm going!
00:13:45I'm going!
00:13:54I've no idea it was you, master.
00:13:55No idea at all.
00:13:56Truly, master.
00:13:56No, doc.
00:13:57This is your idea of a Christmas joke.
00:13:59Get your hands out.
00:14:08I didn't know, sir.
00:14:09The coach, it...
00:14:10Hatchet, I've told you before that I could find a man more capable than yourself.
00:14:14I need say no more.
00:14:15You mean I'm sacked, sir?
00:14:17Exactly.
00:14:19But in my paper, sir, it says I must have a week's notice.
00:14:21Your week's salary will recompense me for the price of a new hat.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Does this hat cost 16 and 6 and your salary is 15 and 6?
00:14:29You owe me a shilling.
00:14:38I say, governor, we are sorry.
00:14:41The old stinker.
00:14:47The old stinker.
00:15:14Merry Christmas!
00:15:16Merry Christmas!
00:15:17Merry Christmas!
00:15:24I bought my goose about five and eight pence.
00:15:28Certainly, sir.
00:15:34That's the one.
00:15:35Very good choice, sir.
00:15:36Let me help you.
00:15:40Four penneth of potatoes, six penneth of mixed nuts, six penneth of apples.
00:15:45The special pippin, sir, or the medium cookers?
00:15:47The special pippin, yes, sir.
00:15:48And six, no, eight penneth of oranges.
00:15:51Thank you, sir.
00:15:52Chestnuts.
00:15:54Chestnuts.
00:15:55Chestnuts, sir, or odds, sir.
00:15:57They warm the innards and cheer the art.
00:16:00What's Christmas for about chestnuts, sir?
00:16:01What indeed?
00:16:02Two penneth?
00:16:03No, three penneth.
00:16:03Yes, sir.
00:16:05Put them in my back pocket.
00:16:06Yes, I will, sir.
00:16:07That's it.
00:16:09Here you are, sir.
00:16:10Now the other one.
00:16:13Here we are.
00:16:15And here's your thrippence and a merry Christmas.
00:16:18Thank you, sir.
00:16:29Oh, Bob, you have gone alone.
00:16:32Haven't I, though?
00:16:33And all for tomorrow.
00:16:39Let me help you.
00:16:41Did you get the oranges?
00:16:43Yes.
00:16:43And the lemons?
00:16:44Yes.
00:16:44And the potatoes?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Let me.
00:16:47How did you carry it all?
00:16:49I really don't know.
00:16:53What's this?
00:16:55What's this?
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:58Roasted beef.
00:16:59No, try again.
00:17:00Milio.
00:17:01No, try.
00:17:02No, ribs.
00:17:03I know.
00:17:04I know.
00:17:05Sassages.
00:17:05No.
00:17:06Goose.
00:17:12Now take them all into the kitchen.
00:17:14Say, cover a step.
00:17:15Oh, let me carry it, sir.
00:17:16Hold it.
00:17:17Here, dear.
00:17:18You may carry the next.
00:17:20Go and go far and have a very well.
00:17:22Yes, yes, yes.
00:17:25Did you get the day off tomorrow?
00:17:27Without hardly any trouble at all.
00:17:29Wasn't Mr. Scrooge angry?
00:17:30Well, you might say he was, and you might say he wasn't.
00:17:33Meaning what, Bob?
00:17:34Meaning I got the day off, and we don't want to talk about Mr. Scrooge tonight.
00:17:39Come here, you monkeys, and see what I've got.
00:17:41Oh, there we go.
00:17:43Oh, no.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:46Oh, no.
00:17:47Oh, no.
00:17:48Oh, no.
00:17:49Oh, no.
00:17:50Oh, no.
00:17:50Oh, no.
00:18:00Oh, no.
00:18:10Oh, no.
00:18:12Oh, no.
00:18:13Oh, no.
00:18:19Oh, no.
00:18:19Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:21Oh, no.
00:18:22Oh, no.
00:18:22Oh, no.
00:18:25Oh, no.
00:18:30Oh, no.
00:18:31All right.
00:18:53All right.
00:18:55All right.
00:19:01Oh, my God.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:20:46Oh, my God.
00:20:48Oh, my God.
00:21:18Oh, my God.
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00:24:12Oh, my God.
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00:24:59Oh, my God.
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00:26:17Oh, my God.
00:27:05Oh, my God.
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00:28:08Oh, my God.
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