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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass slug!
00:37Slow-ass slug!
00:43Slow-ass slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:07the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:24Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:35Sire!
02:38Sire!
02:40Sire!
02:43Sire!
02:46Sire!
02:48Sire!
02:49Sire!
02:51Sire!
02:51Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:43A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
06:59Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole.
08:18Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Beats too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:09Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients,
13:38where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:48I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down
14:17and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Huw!
15:47Ha ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:42Bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You!
17:07Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01And he's just a great stone.
18:06Ooh.
18:13Oh.
18:15Yeah.
18:17Oh.
18:20Oh.
18:20Thathee?
18:27Oh.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:32leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:06some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:30you're in hades territory asshole
20:45poseidon
20:53is hades still breathing
20:55if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:55headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
22:52and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now
23:13tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:33even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:49come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:54but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:20lily lily
26:21lily
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well
26:28and i might let her run a little longer
26:37lily
26:59you touch my woman
27:01you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:16so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:37jack
27:38keep lily safe
27:39long as i'm here
27:41you don't lose
27:42shut up and go
27:43now
27:55if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want
28:01my pack tears you both apart
28:15no
28:17no
28:20no
28:31no
28:32no
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy.
28:56I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:59Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid.
29:11I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human.
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily.
30:15Lily, you can turn around now.
30:20Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily.
30:48No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn, you take a hit well.
31:22Let's enjoy this body.
31:24Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just...
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The Coastal Legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:50They're here for me!
34:51Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:05My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:34Is all these people worship?
35:35No, I'm Zoe.
35:35A term blue sword was an angel and I love you.
35:35And I love you!
35:36Bye!
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