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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:29Oh, okay.
00:10:34What's happening?
00:10:35Oh, whoa.
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:26and I'll see you
00:18:27I'll see you
00:18:29you
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there
00:18:41with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly!
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little like...
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24Oh.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James.
00:20:28Get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34Here we gain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By baiting with me.
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scouting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41...is physically...
00:22:45You're distracting me with your funny.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:11Fire!
00:23:11Fire!
00:23:13Fire!
00:23:14Fire!
00:23:16Fire!
00:23:25Those dimensiles.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the Goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:23The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:44Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:02Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:24Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:18Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:26But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:37I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:46And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years.
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got off keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak.
00:36:08Cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money for their
00:38:23medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will
00:38:36meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I know when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake.
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:42Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with your regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:54providing for him
00:39:55and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring it
00:40:04down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow her
00:40:18to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day
00:40:40for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour,
00:40:43my company will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Still, Butch is taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please,
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:04U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a partay,
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president
00:41:15will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa
00:41:21is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know,
00:42:21being this poor.
00:42:24Me?
00:42:25Bum a meal?
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three years?
00:42:29And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me
00:42:32then go look at yourself
00:42:33in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa.
00:42:44She's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex
00:42:51but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:55to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:53too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:01of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick,
00:44:03somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa,
00:44:05she's embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her,
00:44:09everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me,
00:44:16butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:19and sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay,
00:44:23enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared
00:45:13already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:14This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think
00:46:25you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:06of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he saved
00:47:14the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:19ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here
00:47:26is going to believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa
00:47:30is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:39Oh my God.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born
00:48:22on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:30a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing
00:48:52on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started
00:48:56offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you
00:49:12my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive!
00:49:30Please,
00:49:30I'll do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:58I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licender
00:50:05scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough
00:50:08for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:53It's...
00:51:06It's...
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um...
00:51:12When did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really,
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me
00:51:28any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs.
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred
00:51:56foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie
00:52:12is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:16your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks
00:52:28about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:36Mmm.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal
00:52:42with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:49off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you
00:53:06were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42I think we should
00:53:42try to pay
00:53:43some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know
00:54:02that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:09It's not in my nature.
00:54:12It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:12But Lysander,
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:36Oh.
00:55:42Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say
00:56:05no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:11Thanks.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha-ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here
00:56:34is Batch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man
00:56:41in their right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:47if she's homeless or not,
00:56:48but I'm making this woman
00:56:50my wife,
00:56:51which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:00You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man
00:57:04on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15as if like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone
00:57:29from the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:33actors.
00:57:34then you better
00:57:35enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:28on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:55Hey, are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead!
00:59:02It's evaporated!
00:59:04It's in thin air!
00:59:07Then that's impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong
00:59:18family owns
00:59:18the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:31man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married,
00:59:35the famed war hero,
00:59:36the man every girl
00:59:37wants and every man
00:59:38wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to
01:00:13rub your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested
01:00:22interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:23and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying
01:00:32to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners
01:00:44at 18 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiance,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out
01:01:07other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company
01:01:09back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone with the
01:01:32president and she said
01:01:32your contract is not
01:01:33getting canceled
01:01:34because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:38go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:45biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the
01:01:48highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field
01:01:50of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's
01:01:53motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites
01:01:55the wrong,
01:01:55the left leave
01:01:56the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means
01:01:59she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would
01:02:01never let your
01:02:02company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her way
01:02:05now.
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck
01:02:14cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my
01:02:18products,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break his
01:02:22legs, break his
01:02:22arms, no one
01:02:23would even bat an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the
01:02:42last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:53doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:55between you and
01:02:56Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:01I can attest that
01:03:03Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind
01:03:06hearted and would
01:03:06never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university
01:03:11tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:12her everything she
01:03:13had just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also paid for
01:03:16my recent heart
01:03:16surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:19is an incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from
01:03:23heaven.
01:03:28You must be the
01:03:29criminal pretending
01:03:30to be general
01:03:30Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is
01:03:33not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist
01:03:37attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:39would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why
01:03:42his choice to crime
01:03:43is stealing his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong only fell
01:03:47into a coma
01:03:47because of the
01:03:48fight with the
01:03:48terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:56is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise
01:03:59I'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus
01:04:00on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to
01:04:05arrest me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiancée.
01:04:09You don't get to
01:04:09decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:43Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:02Oh!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Rite rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for Glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And do you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:19No!
01:10:25No, Bob.
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:06Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:15:02been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:15:14the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:20you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that
01:15:40even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie
01:15:46picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always
01:15:53be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander
01:16:00armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:12you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:31it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:16:37doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:16:42mr vice president i never gave a buck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i
01:17:02have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:50oh my gosh
01:17:59oh my gosh i'm so sorry when i'm president that was they were totally aiming for uh trick
01:18:12see the fraud in the middle what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military this
01:18:19is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing
01:18:35reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late that is easy there's no need
01:18:42i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:19:14in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:19:19everyone
01:19:19is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar
01:19:29contract
01:19:34this contract yeah yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:57my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:29and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best
01:20:41biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:54i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want
01:21:23to
01:21:23vomit i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:30and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the goddess
01:21:38the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:21:47her
01:21:47her
01:21:48oh
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, I'm officially
01:22:49getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, she's an amazing person, and you
01:23:03ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:11She's gonna be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:43Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I wanna be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you!
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money!
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:51Yes!
01:24:53Well!
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:04You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You would kiss the wife and your bride always Dollyn Waterfield для people.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
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