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00:01How are you?
00:05This is the house.
00:06I don't want to know how people are here.
00:08I don't want to go.
00:10It's good.
00:14I'm going to take a look at the house.
00:18I'm going to take a look at the house.
00:23This is the house.
00:28Who's next?
00:29Yeah, can I get a medium meat feast?
00:31Sorry.
00:33Yeah, I'll get a Hawaiian feast a pretty small.
00:375.99.
00:42Oh, 10 minutes.
00:43Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:487.99.
00:5510 minutes.
00:5710 minutes.
01:00Thanks.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know, yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know.
01:39It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order.
02:03This is a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of, is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man,
02:12that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a fucking pizza.
02:15Are you lucky?
02:16Go ahead.
02:18She's got a man, isn't it?
02:21She's a fucking dude, got it.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32You look great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:37Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:51Hi-
02:52Hi.
02:52No, how was yours?
02:55What?
02:56Shut your head off with me.
03:19Guys, yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:35Could you do the big one?
03:40Yeah.
03:47Okay.
03:49One, two, three, go.
04:11You alright?
04:13Oh God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as two human beings
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you can be women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37Oh, all I can think of is taking you home, undressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:51Oh, it's creepy.
04:52It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:00Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:04How are you coming?
05:04I'm sorry we're late.
05:05No.
05:05No.
05:07I love you.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello.
05:12I'll show you some more.
05:13You're all good.
05:15Yeah.
05:15You're all good.
05:16You're all good.
05:18You're welcome.
05:18Stop the day with a little syllable.
05:24Left unfinished.
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:37Now each one bursts like a volcano.
05:43There's nowhere else for this love to come.
05:56There's nowhere else for this love to come.
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there.
06:09It's like a volcano.
06:11What can I get you?
06:13Um...
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:28But do talk about maybe, like, a chromosome or...
06:32Yep, it was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal. It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...
07:15Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me?
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:37You...
07:40Headhunted, though. So, um, will you get a raise?
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:46Will you get a raise?
07:49Singapore.
07:52Well...
07:52Huh.
07:53What about from the blue?
07:55Huh.
08:01I can't quite...
08:03What was it?
08:05You'll be vice president of acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19Uh, so you...
08:20What was it?
08:21Uh, you'll be vice president of...
08:23Was it acquisitions or...
08:28Huh.
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah.
08:53Singapore, though.
08:55Can't get much further away than that.
08:57Huh.
09:01Hmm.
09:11Ugh.
09:16Oh.
09:18Oh.
09:19Oh.
09:26Oh.
09:29Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:31Oh.
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, a fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married. Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man? Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down. Bottom of the barrel. Should I take these over?
10:17Yeah, thanks mate. Four pints of Peroni. No, that'd be great.
10:22Yeah, thanks.
10:25No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly. Thanks mate.
10:30Say something nice about you, about Lisa, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right. Yeah, thanks mate. No, no, no, no, thank you.
10:56Have you got lost yet?
10:59No, no, no, yeah.
11:01No, I've been swimming lessons on Saturday mornings now.
11:07Yeah, I've been swimming lessons on Saturday mornings now.
11:30Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Oh, sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:42Wake up in the morning completely refreshed.
11:44Yeah, I've got a vague memory of that.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:49No, I said no.
11:50I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called How Is It Only Midday.
11:57So imagine having a baby long now.
11:59Well Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the oldest?
12:07Sorry.
12:07Oh, if you knew Ian.
12:12Oh, just take my phone.
12:15Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:25I bet that's my pleasure.
12:35Hey.
12:37Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be addicts.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:53I thought you meant my wallet or something, I thought you meant my wallet or my phone
12:59or something, I was like what, they're my pockets aren't they, yeah, no thanks, yeah,
13:07all good, all good, here's what it is mate, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
13:20oh my God, thanks for coming, yeah, no, it's great to be here,
13:25how have you been, how have you been, more like, sleeping, well, sleep's been, it's not been
13:34great, to be honest, oh dear, it's been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in
13:40the night and, whoop it out, whack it in its house, Alex is so gorgeous, you should see
13:46at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:53Oh, great.
13:54Yes, that is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey, thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:03I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what are these?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant more, wasn't it, or something?
14:16Yeah.
14:17We did loss.
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone, I've got my keys.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:35Now get your drink.
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:51Because all that, I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean, what the fuck?
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:31Sorry.
15:33It's okay.
15:34It's okay.
15:40It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby.
16:07You want Nicholas' baby to die?
16:11A little bit.
16:13A little bit.
16:26Jesus.
16:36It's so dark.
16:42Yeah.
16:43It's really dark.
17:05Can I do my tea?
17:12Or can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:17Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts apparently.
17:32Yeah, I know.
17:33I said enough.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs, but apparently there's some bacteria that can actually be
17:41good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:43Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:48Oh, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49I can check with Marvin.
17:51Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
17:54Yeah.
18:01Rose.
18:02George, at the time as I said it was a reliable fund.
18:05That growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah, 12 years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:17As a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah, well, the future's always open for debate. It's the future.
18:38Wasn't what I was saying, but OK.
18:40But yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is...
18:47Have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to...?
18:52You carry on.
18:54Yeah.
18:56It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:07Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:16Okay.
19:41So, let's go.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16He probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, feel free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:50Oh, thank you.
20:51I'm so sorry.
20:55Oh, thank you.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:08Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard, get it in me and ejaculate.
21:27That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just need you to ejaculate.
21:49I don't need it.
22:05I don't need it.
22:10I don't need it.
22:11I don't need it.
22:13I don't need it.
22:30I don't need it.
22:38I don't need it in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh, no.
22:43Go away.
22:45Let's talk of a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:48Thanks, son.
22:49Oh, and they're done.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information, eh?
23:25You in there?
23:30Yep?
23:33You okay?
23:36Yep?
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know I just know that makes sense does that make sense yep just
23:58have this right I can inkling you wanna let me in come on just have a chat let's go downstairs
24:17and have a chat
24:42I didn't say anything don't talk to me when I am
25:02okay my parents okay my parents are really positive calm constructive people I really like
25:13that it's what we need they're not like yeah they're not like what you're obviously gonna say something
25:31you know your parents can be a bunch of new parents your dad's all serious your mom's
25:43come on there's a reason you haven't told them about the losses I won't be able to deal with it
25:48I think you guys are dealing with it really well
25:54okay let's stop this before it becomes something we know when it's become really
26:01we're just gonna stand here pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling
26:05when we're fucking okay
26:17it's not your mom that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her
26:22so you stand there talking all smiley like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all they know
26:26fuck all I didn't mean your parents are idiots I just meant the whole thing is idiotic
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots it's okay sorry oh it's fine
27:01they're doing their best I think they just don't know what to say
27:05well that's like yeah what is there to say oh yeah sorry
27:14oh they're just no how'd you end up like that in vain
27:23you okay yeah no fine I just
27:31um do you mind if I say something
27:33of course yeah
27:37I have to say this okay because
27:40I love you
27:42I want to look after you
27:45it's my job to be the person to say this yeah but
27:51you're not thinking straight
27:57am I not
28:05sorry
28:10don't need to be sorry
28:12you mean
28:13I lost three babies
28:15and I'm not thinking straight
28:27oh my god I'm such a clutz
28:30sorry I'm so harebrained
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies
28:39of course I'm not thinking straight
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs
28:45why do you expect me to think straight
28:48how can you think straight
28:53we had three babies growing inside me and they all died
28:56one of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet
29:03you know what you think straight about that
29:06Jesus fucking
29:07cool
29:07cool
29:08cool
29:55I think the difference is I'm able to rationalise it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06You can't rationalise it.
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die.
30:12You can rationalise that?
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can rationalise it.
30:22I can make sense of it in my brain,
30:26which means I'm able to manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:42Okay.
30:53Rationalise it then.
30:55Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational's fucking excellent.
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this within its place, within the cosmos.
31:22Fuck off.
31:23No, I'm sorry.
31:25Go on.
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos.
31:29It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on.
31:32Sorry, please.
31:33Rationalise.
31:34Rationalise away.
31:35You were saying the cosmos.
31:43We're just people.
31:45You know?
31:49Really?
31:54Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself.
32:00Wow, this is like...
32:02This is life-changing.
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because, you know,
32:08the whole cosmos thing is really deep.
32:11That's like...
32:11That's the sort of thing clever people say.
32:14Who cares about the children dying in my stomach
32:16or all just part of the cosmos?
32:21Cosmos.
32:22Oh, come on.
32:22That's hilarious.
32:25You know that's funny.
32:29Have you been listening to a podcast?
32:31Can you just fuck off?
32:33Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need.
32:40I've upset my mum.
32:42I do fucking whatever you want me to do
32:45because I love you and I'm happy to do it
32:47because I love you and because...
32:50I made a vow to you on our wedding day,
32:52but you can't then just turn around
32:54and be fucking rude.
32:58You've got two options.
33:00You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you,
33:03or you move forward, you stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward?
33:20Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:25No, Zach, I can't.
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah.
33:36I've put all the pain through, like...
33:41Imagine that, like, a shredder, a paper shredder in my head.
33:47I've put all the pain through the shredder.
33:49I've burnt the shreds.
33:51And now that allows me to move forwards across the ashes.
33:58You know that's mad, though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:04It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:13I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it,
34:23and that's like talking to a two-year-old.
34:24Okay, fine.
34:25I'm going to talk about it.
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone about it.
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury, the fucking lad they got.
34:38Doing a ceremony.
34:39I can't keep me eyes on it.
34:41Shit, Kevin.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks.
34:45He's got a daughter.
34:46Hey, you are turning me out of my show.
34:49You dangerous beast, eh?
34:51Hey?
34:53Are you guys all right?
34:55No.
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, um, there's something that I've got to tell this guy
35:07that I've been seeing, and, um...
35:11Okay, he's going to hate it, and I, and he...
35:14Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes.
35:48Yes.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:37Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got her okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:13Oh, um...
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:20Yeah.
37:22I'm really, like, I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:29I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You're right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:07Or I will.
38:12There's, um, going to be quite a significant raise.
38:15Yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me.
38:45Sleep.
38:45In the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off.
38:46Get out of my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're going to have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off.
38:58Get out of my bedroom.
39:02All of my room.
39:03All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:22Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah, yeah.
39:43Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:44We're a bit, like, in the middle work.
39:48You want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious.
39:53Uh-oh.
40:00Oh, lots to talk about.
40:03Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh, sounds serious.
40:07Oh.
40:13I made it, Belle.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know I should be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right.
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:35I think they do, like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:43I sort of texted you, and I was like,
40:47ah, I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:53Um...
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00Well, how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:02Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08Ready?
41:12Great timing.
41:15Um...
41:16Shall I...
41:17Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh...
41:20Halloumi.
41:25Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms.
41:27The burrata salad.
41:28Dressing?
41:30Uh...
41:30On the side?
41:31Yeah.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:34Um...
41:35Chippy Kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:39Uh...
41:40Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And, uh...
41:46It's been a lot of interviews and stress and networking, sadly.
41:52But, um, I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00Um...
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:03But, um...
42:04It means a move to Singapore.
42:09Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14It's like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:24I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply.
42:47Dave is incapable of fatherhood.
42:51And, um...
42:52I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:54I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because there is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:07He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've just...
43:28Greedy guts eating potato.
43:30Ha ha ha.
43:41Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:47Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:48Oh, wow.
43:51Oh, she's good.
43:52Is she?
43:53Mm-hmm.
43:55She's too good for you.
43:56Ha ha ha.
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58I was it.
43:59Ha ha.
44:00Who isn't?
44:01Ha ha ha.
44:02Ha ha.
44:02Ha ha ha.
44:03Ha ha ha.
44:03Ha ha ha.
44:04Ha ha ha.
44:05Ha ha ha.
44:05Ha ha ha.
44:08Ha ha ha.
44:18Ha ha ha.
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27Well, that's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:34So you'd move back there and...?
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:38Yeah.
44:39Yeah.
44:39Settle down.
44:41Yeah.
44:47Well, it's great that she's asked you, huh?
44:51What does that mean?
44:53Ha ha ha.
44:54Ha ha ha.
44:55Ha ha ha.
44:56Wow, that's...
44:57Ha ha ha ha.
44:59Of course she's asked me.
45:00Oh.
45:01Ha ha ha.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:06Ha ha ha.
45:06Ha ha ha.
45:07I'm joking, I'm joking.
45:09Ha ha ha.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:11Ha ha ha.
45:14Ha ha ha.
45:15Ha ha ha.
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you moved out there with her this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:38Um...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, um, professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:48Um...
45:49Permanent?
45:50Ha ha.
45:53But...
45:54I guess you...
45:55You...
45:55You...
45:55You...
45:55You come home, what?
45:57Every few months, or...?
45:58What...
45:58What would I come home for?
46:00Ha ha.
46:03Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:08Ha.
46:09Ha.
46:09He'll visit.
46:10Yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:12Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, er...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:20Ha ha.
46:22Hm.
46:25Well, it'd be good to see you back, have you?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:28Twenty years, I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:30Ha ha ha!
46:33Ha ha ha.
46:35Ha ha ha.
46:39How much is...?
46:39Ha ha.
46:39Ha ha.
46:40Ha ha ha.
46:41Ha ha.
46:41Ha ha ha.
46:42Ha ha ha.
46:43Ha ha, ha ha!
46:44Ha ha ha!
46:45Ha ha ha.
46:49Ha ha ha.
47:07Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife,
47:23when I first met Lisa she she's actually incredibly rude so she actually tried to push in front of me
47:41in the queue at the cab shop.
47:49I knew as soon as I spoke to her I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman for
47:56the rest of my life.
47:57Stay down.
48:07Lisa, I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:37When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:14And I know there will be hard times too.
49:18But whatever happens to us.
49:21However hard we fall in the most painful moments.
49:25We made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:51Nothing can break us apart.
50:04I'd like to propose a toast.
50:12To my world.
50:13My life.
50:16To my wife.
50:19To Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:31To the gates.
50:33To the gates.
50:34To the gates.
50:35To the gates.
50:37To the gates.
50:40To the gates.
50:42To the gates.
50:43Alright, that's it, ladies and gentlemen.
50:45That's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember that it's a free bar so let's make this a messy
50:52one.
50:53pickles.
51:23I'm on this
51:23I'm pregnant. See my WhatsApps?
51:55Amanda's pregnant. She's going to dump Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:02She'll be with you. Stop the day with a little syllable.
52:10Life's not finished.
52:16When you move, kiss me.
52:19I'm done.
52:21Bye.
52:22Bye.
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