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00:00:43A little treat for you tonight.
00:00:44My first guest is a young man, and when I say young man, I mean a young man.
00:00:47He's landed the lead role in an NBC pilot, and he won that audition with a song and dance routine,
00:00:52and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight.
00:00:54Would you welcome Rafe Hawk.
00:01:04In my regards to Broadway, remember me to Head Road Square.
00:01:14Hello, the gang, it's 42nd Street, and I will soon be there.
00:01:21Whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old-time dronk.
00:01:30Give my regards to old Broadway and tell them I'll be there alone.
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:02:09Give my regards to old Godway and tell them I'll be there, yeah, I'll be there, yeah, I'll be there
00:02:21alone.
00:02:21I'll be there, yeah.
00:02:25I'll be there, yeah.
00:02:27I'll be there, yeah.
00:02:28Good.
00:02:28Good.
00:02:29Good.
00:02:37Good.
00:02:44Good.
00:02:47Good.
00:02:47Good.
00:02:48Good.
00:02:48Good.
00:02:48And this fall, you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made.
00:02:51You've had five years off to reflect.
00:02:55Is that what you're going to say?
00:02:56Reflect?
00:02:58I mean, how are you going to frame the five years thing?
00:03:00Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer.
00:03:04Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm, like, incredible at it.
00:03:07Incredible.
00:03:08So what are you going to say about the five years thing?
00:03:11Well, I was thinking I was going to say I've been working since I was six and needed a break
00:03:18and that I needed to find out who I was away from all this.
00:03:23I love that.
00:03:24That works, totally.
00:03:25I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
00:03:31and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years.
00:03:37So no one ever found out.
00:03:39That is a really smart amish.
00:03:40Strong amish.
00:03:41No ad-mish.
00:03:42You're going to be amazing, babe.
00:03:43You got this.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:44I'm very lucky to have you, too.
00:03:46Mm-hmm.
00:03:47And thank you both for being here and thank you for helping me.
00:03:51Yeah, babe.
00:03:52Now get out there and tap dance for mommy.
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:55A lot of jazz hands.
00:03:56That's it.
00:03:58Two minutes.
00:03:58All right, look, before we get started, I just got to say, this is a career highlight for me.
00:04:03You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, you're my favorite actors of all time.
00:04:07Thanks.
00:04:08So look, first we're going to start off with the box office records and, uh, what?
00:04:13Do you mind?
00:04:14I don't know if anyone talked to you, but, um...
00:04:17Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, no.
00:04:20He's asking about the Oscar thing.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:22I can tell.
00:04:23When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say two-time Oscar winner before you say Reeve Hawk?
00:04:31Of course.
00:04:31I was planning on doing that anyway.
00:04:32I mean, I thought it was something serious.
00:04:33Of course, man.
00:04:34Oh, that's about to say, man.
00:04:35Yeah, I mean, I would never even say it.
00:04:37It's just that sometimes people forget.
00:04:41Who forgets, you are the most beloved movie star in the world.
00:04:47Yeah.
00:04:47I'm just honored to have you on the show.
00:04:48This is going to be a cakewalk for you.
00:04:50Oh, thanks, man.
00:04:51Hi.
00:04:52How are you?
00:04:54We're Reeve's best friends from high school, but, like, we have our own lives, too.
00:04:58It's just here to support you.
00:05:00Listen, you are so fucking charming.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Enough of that.
00:05:05I don't want to fan out too much.
00:05:06You ready?
00:05:07Yeah, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Let's try one.
00:05:09We'll get one going.
00:05:10All right, here we go.
00:05:11Three, two, one.
00:05:13Tonight, I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview.
00:05:17I'm talking about a legend, an icon.
00:05:20What is there even to say?
00:05:21Reeve Hawk is in the house.
00:05:24Welcome.
00:05:25Oh, wait.
00:05:26Sorry, I messed up.
00:05:27I left out the Oscar part.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29Guys, you got to do it again.
00:05:30Sorry about that.
00:05:31No, no, we're leaving this in.
00:05:32No, no, no, no.
00:05:33No, we are not starting over.
00:05:35People at home need to see this.
00:05:37Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk who needs to restart
00:05:42an intro because you didn't mention an award, brother, we got way bigger problems.
00:05:51Oh, man.
00:05:51Oh, man.
00:05:52That's why the world loves you, man.
00:05:54The real Reeve Hawk, that's amazing.
00:05:56Reeve Hawk, are you ready?
00:05:58We're already starting.
00:06:00Yes, we are.
00:06:04Babe, babe, I know you love mopping with the crew, but we're going to hit crazy traffic if
00:06:08we don't get out of here.
00:06:09What's mopping?
00:06:10MOP.
00:06:12Man of the people-ing.
00:06:14It's actually pretty fucking funny, aren't you?
00:06:16Thanks.
00:06:16Yeah, we should get going.
00:06:18Can I talk to you guys for a second?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:20Hey, guys.
00:06:20Thanks so much.
00:06:21Bye.
00:06:23Did anyone else see the silver fox eye fucking me?
00:06:26I am so serious.
00:06:28It was so blatant and out in the open, I almost want to, like, write an op-ed, but I
00:06:31like that.
00:06:32Reeve.
00:06:32Reeve, Reeve, Reeve.
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:06:35Whoa.
00:06:36We don't know those guys.
00:06:38They could literally go online and say that I was, like, being fake or mopping or whatever
00:06:42insult you just said, and then people will think that I'm like that.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:48So?
00:06:49So?
00:06:50That would be like a fucking disaster.
00:06:53Reeve, chill out.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55Dude.
00:06:55Dude.
00:06:55Take a deep breath, okay?
00:06:59It's just...
00:07:01It's just that you're...
00:07:06It's just that you're always being watched these days and observed.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:11Everywhere.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12Yeah, yeah.
00:07:13It's really weird.
00:07:14It's really weird.
00:07:15Okay, Pepe.
00:07:18It's okay.
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20Lookit, this was, like, a really stressful situation for you.
00:07:23So just take a deep breath.
00:07:25All good.
00:07:26I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:27I was just being dumb and trying to be funny and...
00:07:29No, I'm sorry.
00:07:31No, please.
00:07:31A lot of anxiety today.
00:07:33Of course.
00:07:33It was...
00:07:34My bad.
00:07:35You don't have to...
00:07:36No, come on.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:37You love us.
00:07:39You love us.
00:07:39I love you guys.
00:07:40I love you.
00:07:42By the way, you were amazing.
00:07:44Oh, my gosh.
00:07:44He is a fan.
00:07:46Yeah?
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:54Shit.
00:07:58All right.
00:08:00Hello?
00:08:01Bubby and Tyra, we got a big fucking problem.
00:08:03It's fucked up.
00:08:04It's really fucked up.
00:08:04It's a total fucking nightmare.
00:08:06I'll be over at 10.30 a.m. tomorrow.
00:08:08I'll have my assistant text your assistant in my breakfast order.
00:08:10Beg her not to fuck it up for me.
00:08:17Do I have shit on my face?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20I do?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:22It's fucking embarrassing.
00:08:23Jesus.
00:08:23Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:08:26Here's a video.
00:08:27Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:08:29What's on it?
00:08:29I have no idea.
00:08:30I thought you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public.
00:08:35When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life.
00:08:38And thank God you did.
00:08:40Since you've been out of the game, everything's changed.
00:08:42For the record, you are the goat.
00:08:43The true goat, Bubby.
00:08:44You are the best to ever do it.
00:08:46I swear to God, I hate to say it, but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with
00:08:50you.
00:08:51We used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty.
00:08:55Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole.
00:08:57These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it.
00:08:59You, me, Rourke, little Chucky Sheen, Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse.
00:09:04You boys kept me busy, didn't you?
00:09:06Can't you just make this go away like you always used to?
00:09:09I can't, Bubby.
00:09:10The internet changed everything.
00:09:11I know you're panicked, and we used to get this shit wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in a
00:09:15day or two.
00:09:15It ain't like that anymore.
00:09:18You can text me or call me 24 hours a day, just like the old days, except for Tuesdays from
00:09:243 p.m. till about 10 p.m.
00:09:26What's on Tuesdays?
00:09:27Personal shit.
00:09:28Don't worry about it.
00:09:29Oh.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Huh?
00:09:33Are you okay?
00:09:36Do I have to be in here?
00:09:37Can I just wait till you're done?
00:09:39Bubby, I'm on a massive time crunch.
00:09:41By the way, I love this gay wallpaper.
00:09:44Thanks.
00:09:45And about all the art in the house.
00:09:46Very colorful, very gay and classy.
00:09:49Look, Bubby, there are some steps we can take in the meantime while we're waiting this out.
00:09:53But I need you to be completely honest with me.
00:09:55There are no more secrets between us.
00:09:57Look into my eyes.
00:09:58Do not break eye contact with me, Bubby.
00:10:01Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:02No, Ira.
00:10:03I've never killed someone.
00:10:04I can't wipe my ass with this.
00:10:06This is performative.
00:10:07I'm a good person, environmental toilet paper.
00:10:09What's your assistant's name?
00:10:10Sammy.
00:10:11Sammy?
00:10:12Yeah?
00:10:13Oh.
00:10:13Come in here.
00:10:14Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here?
00:10:17The good toilet paper.
00:10:18The good toilet paper.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20And Bubby, just real quick, it's primary, not master.
00:10:22What thread count is it?
00:10:23Sorry.
00:10:24I don't know, Ira.
00:10:25It's Scott from the store.
00:10:27Toss it.
00:10:28Let me see.
00:10:29Jesus Christ.
00:10:30Smells like, um, like earring backs in here.
00:10:34Yes, that means you're healthy.
00:10:37Ugh!
00:10:39What the fuck?
00:10:40Cover your mouth.
00:10:40It's disgusting.
00:10:41You get germs.
00:10:42I'm sorry.
00:10:42Besides the health stuff, it's so rude.
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:45Aside from me getting sick, it's rude.
00:10:48Because those particles fly into my nose and mouth.
00:10:51Actually, this is fucked up to say I kind of like this.
00:10:54Turn around, Bubby.
00:10:55Eye contact.
00:10:55Come closer.
00:10:57Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:58No, Ira.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Bubby, I'm not a judgy person.
00:11:03I'm more of a you do you.
00:11:05I'm a go ahead and do me girl.
00:11:07Ira!
00:11:09I have never killed someone.
00:11:12For real.
00:11:17You're making me uncomfortable with your anger.
00:11:21And I think that's something we should look at.
00:11:25You can have at the scraps.
00:11:28I'm sorry, what?
00:11:29You can have at the scraps.
00:11:31That's really nice of you, Ira.
00:11:33You know, she's actually great.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:35I like her.
00:11:36Next, have you ever watched anyone be killed?
00:11:38No, Ira.
00:11:38Have you ever paid someone to kill someone?
00:11:40No.
00:11:40Have you ever fucked a dead person?
00:11:41No.
00:11:41Has a dead person ever fucked you?
00:11:42No!
00:11:44How does that even work?
00:11:45Let's just say it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of poppers and ends two decks over with
00:11:49a 10 a.m. Nate and Mel's breakfast.
00:11:50You do the math, gorgeous.
00:11:51Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that Mel Gibson takes paupers?
00:11:58You're saying that.
00:11:59You're saying that.
00:12:00I would never betray a client like that, and I'm offended you would even suggest it.
00:12:03I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did.
00:12:07But just between us, it's pretty fucked up, actually.
00:12:10They partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend.
00:12:12They actually made a cute little picture about it.
00:12:14Weekend at Bernie's?
00:12:15Yes, Weekend at Bernie's, Bubby.
00:12:17You're hysterical.
00:12:20You've gotten funnier.
00:12:22I need to know everyone who hates you.
00:12:25Uh, who hates me?
00:12:27Fuck.
00:12:30My first manager from when I was a kid, probably.
00:12:34Good, right.
00:12:35The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley.
00:12:37Who else?
00:12:39My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah.
00:12:43Okay, and who else?
00:12:47That's it.
00:12:51Who hates him?
00:12:53Uh, what?
00:12:54Who hates him?
00:12:56Well, off the top of my head, your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, your old pool guy,
00:13:02your old, old pool guys, your mom.
00:13:05Your mom needs you.
00:13:06Uh, those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when you realized, like,
00:13:11they don't wipe their own asses and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it.
00:13:13Um, your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex.
00:13:17And I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, costume designers, hair and makeup people,
00:13:20craft service, whatever, da-da-da-da-da, and, like, executives that you've worked with if you want me to
00:13:23start on that.
00:13:24Jesus Christ.
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:27Can I just say something?
00:13:28My old trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:35I'm just saying.
00:13:37Mm-hmm.
00:13:37Hey.
00:13:38I believe you, pal.
00:13:39I really do.
00:13:40That's, that's awesome.
00:13:42You need to go see these people and apologize to them.
00:13:45Make it right with them.
00:13:47And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video.
00:13:50I don't know if I can do that, Ira.
00:13:52That's way too intense.
00:13:54Bubby, you don't have to mean it.
00:13:56You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass.
00:13:59All right, Bubby, I gotta get going.
00:14:01Tom Hanks body slammed his housekeeper.
00:14:02It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:14:04They were just roughhousing, but she's in her 70s.
00:14:06Shouldn't be horsing around like that.
00:14:08So I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher.
00:14:10By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars.
00:14:12I'll let you know if I hear anything.
00:14:17I'm sorry.
00:14:44My assistant said all of these people don't like me.
00:14:47Was I an asshole?
00:14:54Do you want to take longer to answer that?
00:14:58Just the people you interacted with.
00:14:59Yeah.
00:14:59Not like fans and stuff.
00:15:01I think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head.
00:15:05And maybe you weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people.
00:15:09And now you're very aware.
00:15:11But up until like a few years ago, you could kind of get away with being a secret dick.
00:15:15We've known each other for 40 years.
00:15:17We've been there and supported one another.
00:15:19We have always known the person that was in there.
00:15:22Yeah, and go easy on yourself.
00:15:24You were literally on drugs.
00:15:26It's way easier to support you now that you're sober.
00:15:28At least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin
00:15:33at downtown.
00:15:35You know how many empty, naked baby dolls I had to explain to the housekeeper?
00:15:39I had to look up in Spanish.
00:15:40Don't worry, Maria.
00:15:41It's no for sexual.
00:15:42It's for drug.
00:15:44By the way, zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown.
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:54It got bad.
00:15:56It got really scary.
00:15:59I don't ever want to see that look in your eye again.
00:16:04You never will.
00:16:06So let's do what Ira says.
00:16:08Make the apologies and find out who's extorting you.
00:16:11He always gets you out of this stuff.
00:16:13It's going to be so fun.
00:16:14I'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash who's extorting Reef tour.
00:16:18Hey, Siri.
00:16:20Whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state of crisis.
00:16:24But keep it fun and slutty.
00:16:25Come on.
00:16:26And skinny.
00:16:27Come on.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:31Come on.
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:36Come on.
00:16:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:44If the party's where you're at, then shut up.
00:16:47Don't be tripped when you see it's in the club.
00:16:49I will say, I kind of hate extortion.
00:16:52But the upside is that we all get to drive around together like the dumb sluts we used
00:16:55to be in high school.
00:16:56And I am obsessed with that part of extortion.
00:16:59Beyond.
00:17:00What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you, Reef.
00:17:04And guess what else I brought with me?
00:17:07OMG.
00:17:08Are we going to smoke?
00:17:09We're not going to smoke.
00:17:10We're 120, okay?
00:17:13We're going to fake smoke.
00:17:15I cannot believe kids vape these days.
00:17:17They are so gay.
00:17:18They're so lame.
00:17:20If I saw a kid vaping, I'd literally run over to him, push him over, and be like,
00:17:24nice look, virgin.
00:17:29They're literally an oral fedora.
00:17:31Fuck.
00:17:32I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years, and now I'm going to be late to apologize,
00:17:35and I'm going to look like even more of an asshole.
00:17:38I've always said it's not an amends unless you power top it.
00:17:42Just get in there and just dom it out, babe.
00:17:44Oh, I love outlandish humor with my friends.
00:17:50You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwood's, same as you, and I signed him
00:17:57at this booth, same as you.
00:17:59Right here at this booth.
00:18:01Reef, can't wait to work with you.
00:18:03I know our schedules will wind up one of these days.
00:18:06Can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks pound our chest in the same cage?
00:18:11I'd sit down and order a salad.
00:18:13I've got a 4.30 callback for that Valtrex commercial.
00:18:15Valtrex?
00:18:16Yeah, I'm waiting for the grandson of the woman who has genel to herpes.
00:18:19It's actually quite a complex character.
00:18:20I love that.
00:18:21Is Ellen casting it?
00:18:22Yep.
00:18:22Ellen's such a sweet girl.
00:18:24I know she is.
00:18:25And we love her.
00:18:26Oh, fuck me.
00:18:27I'm late.
00:18:28Beautiful day, guys.
00:18:29Okay, hey, knock them dead, will you?
00:18:31Always will, and will do.
00:18:33Oh, wow.
00:18:40Quit cigs.
00:18:4116 days now.
00:18:43Sorry.
00:18:44That's awesome, Red.
00:18:45Yes.
00:18:46Red Rodriguez.
00:18:48Manager to the stars.
00:18:50Always bet on Red, baby.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:54Still out here hustling.
00:19:01Red.
00:19:04I came here to apologize to you.
00:19:10Can I ask you something, Reeve?
00:19:12Of course.
00:19:15What are you sorry for?
00:19:18I'm really sorry I fired you.
00:19:27You know, I remember when I met you by the pool, and you had no front teeth, you know?
00:19:34It was so fucking adorable.
00:19:37You were really there for me at that time.
00:19:40I was.
00:19:41I was.
00:19:43But you had this fucking light in you.
00:19:46You'd light up my days.
00:19:48And I'm just talking about the work.
00:19:49The work was always bringing.
00:19:50But you.
00:19:53You know, you started getting jobs.
00:19:56And there he is.
00:20:00There he is.
00:20:02Right?
00:20:03And I was fucking proud.
00:20:04I gotta tell you.
00:20:04Not just because I'm a manager.
00:20:05But, you know, it was almost as if it was me.
00:20:10In a way.
00:20:11I was so proud.
00:20:13Then you start running around in Hollywood, and you're getting some bit parts in movies.
00:20:17You're hitting the clubs.
00:20:18You're getting some pussy.
00:20:19I'm getting nervous.
00:20:21Not just because I don't want you to get in trouble for your career.
00:20:25But I'm worried about you getting trouble for you.
00:20:29And I hear things.
00:20:31I mean, weed and all that, I know.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:33But I hear the hardest stuff.
00:20:36The hardest stuff.
00:20:37And I didn't know how to handle it, you know?
00:20:41I did the best I could at that time.
00:20:45I wanted to smack the shit out of you.
00:20:48But I still worked for you.
00:20:49Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was.
00:20:53You know, in that whole thing.
00:20:55I just didn't know.
00:20:58Maybe I handled it right.
00:21:00Maybe I did the right thing.
00:21:04Maybe I didn't.
00:21:07I really don't know.
00:21:08I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation.
00:21:12Anyway, look, I didn't expect you to stay.
00:21:14I didn't expect that.
00:21:15I know.
00:21:16I know I'm a joke to you guys now.
00:21:18The bowling alley, the roulette wheel.
00:21:21I know who the fuck I am.
00:21:23I know what the fuck I am.
00:21:25Which is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:31I know that.
00:21:32It's all right.
00:21:37I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers.
00:21:39I really did.
00:21:40But you were different, you see?
00:21:42You were different.
00:21:42You were like...
00:21:44You were like family to me.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:55And you know, what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone.
00:22:01Not one.
00:22:03Every time with you guys, the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke.
00:22:08I mean, all I ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear,
00:22:13Hey, Ren.
00:22:21Could have called me.
00:22:27I don't have your number.
00:22:50I just want to see.
00:22:52I'm a big fan.
00:22:54I appreciate that.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Mate, you're a fucking hawk.
00:22:58Are you fucking serious?
00:22:59There was a period where I did not speak to my son for three years.
00:23:03It's 11 years ago in Sydney.
00:23:05You and Sean Penn.
00:23:06I chucked it in the dumper because she was on the blog.
00:23:08Aside from my feelings on the film,
00:23:10technically, it's astonishing.
00:23:12Honestly, we feel like you chucked it in my dumper.
00:23:14Actually, what's your phone number?
00:23:22Hey, pal.
00:23:23Excuse me.
00:23:24Yo.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:25I don't want to interrupt you.
00:23:26I never do this.
00:23:27I'm a big fan.
00:23:28I'm not here to blow you up or bug you.
00:23:30I just want to tell you, I'm renting this for a while.
00:23:33Wanted to introduce myself.
00:23:36Reef.
00:23:36Yeah, I know, I know.
00:23:38I'm Buddy.
00:23:40I'm everybody's Buddy.
00:23:42We're having some people over today.
00:23:44If we make noise, some rap music or something, just tell me.
00:23:46We've got tons of food, we're gonna have some slubs.
00:23:49Cool.
00:23:49Awesome.
00:23:50Hon, the McLaren's taking up both spots and UD's pulling up from Nobu.
00:23:54I'll take care of it.
00:23:55I'll take care of it.
00:23:55Honey, get off your feet.
00:23:56You gotta lay down.
00:23:57How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane say I could smoke while pregnant again?
00:24:00Oh, he said zero.
00:24:02Oh, hey, I know you.
00:24:03You dated my grandma.
00:24:06That's Reef.
00:24:07Nice to meet you, Queef.
00:24:12Fucking shit, dude.
00:24:14Having my first kid.
00:24:15Well, congrats.
00:24:17I'm like a kid having a kid.
00:24:19But I'm under 60.
00:24:21That's what they call a Malibu teen dad.
00:24:24Huh.
00:24:25You got kids?
00:24:26Uh, no.
00:24:28Oh, yeah, I read that.
00:24:30Fuck, you're lucky, dude.
00:24:32Just get to party 24-7.
00:24:34I gotta deal with this shit.
00:24:37Anyway.
00:24:38All love, homie.
00:24:39Have a good one.
00:24:41I always do.
00:24:42And I will do.
00:24:47Man's Search for Meaning.
00:24:48It's like the most lit Holocaust book.
00:24:51My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce.
00:24:53And, like, in a way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust.
00:24:57You know?
00:24:58Like, the mistress was Hitler.
00:25:01My mom was, like, Jesse Jackson, that black guy that won that medal because he ran really fast.
00:25:06Jesse Owens.
00:25:07Jesse Owens.
00:25:08And I was, like, Anne Frank, you know, because I was, like, hiding from my shame.
00:25:13This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore.
00:25:15And I don't think you should either.
00:25:16So, I'm giving this to you.
00:25:18It would be good for you.
00:25:48Excuse me.
00:25:49I'm apologizing to people, all right?
00:25:51Okay, Bubby.
00:25:52Sorry if I sound distracted.
00:25:53I'm getting an IV trip right now.
00:25:55I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess.
00:25:57I'll call you back when I hear something.
00:26:02So, do you, like, want me to pretend that I don't know what's going on to, like, make things easier
00:26:08for you or what?
00:26:11Let me think on it.
00:26:12I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life.
00:26:17Sure.
00:26:18Hey.
00:26:18What extortion?
00:26:22Thanks, Emi.
00:26:25It's been so long, Mom.
00:26:29It has.
00:26:32I have a lot to apologize to you for.
00:26:40For starters, I was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment.
00:26:50I'm sorry for that.
00:26:56Fuck.
00:26:57Sorry.
00:26:58Can we try that one more time, huh?
00:27:00The label wasn't cheated towards camera, and that was such a great fucking emotional moment.
00:27:04I'm so fucking touched genuinely.
00:27:06I just have to be sure it's usable because my content partners need it.
00:27:10Sometimes you've got to tickle their balls so Mommy can get her beak wet.
00:27:14My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet.
00:27:21This is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons I can't even begin to tell you.
00:27:27Didn't you come here to apologize to me?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, which makes my skin crawl that you're
00:27:35even on in the first place.
00:27:37Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you pretentious little fuck.
00:27:40But for starters, you showed up, didn't you?
00:27:44You're a little truffle-sniffing fame piggy, just like Mommy.
00:27:47I wanted to please you.
00:27:49I became famous to please you.
00:27:52I supported your career, day in and day out, for nine years of my life.
00:27:57I wanted a parent, not a business collaborator.
00:28:01When you were a little kid, you begged me every day to be on TV.
00:28:04Begged me.
00:28:05I'm talking tantrums.
00:28:07Days-long tantrums.
00:28:09Fits.
00:28:09Making scenes.
00:28:11Screaming.
00:28:11Carrying on.
00:28:12Son, I didn't know what to do.
00:28:14I was 25 and you were six.
00:28:17So I moved us across the country, away from your father, my husband, away from my parents, my support system,
00:28:26into a shitty little month-to-month in the valley so I could take you to auditions every day.
00:28:33You were my focus.
00:28:35Your father left us, not just you.
00:28:38He left me, too.
00:28:39I sacrificed my marriage.
00:28:43Who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef?
00:28:48But then something amazing happened.
00:28:51Your fucking dreams came true.
00:28:54And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere to suddenly my son singing and dancing
00:29:01on The Tonight Show.
00:29:03You became a big famous actor.
00:29:06You got everything you ever wanted.
00:29:10Mom.
00:29:13I was a kid.
00:29:16Kids don't know what they want.
00:29:20Kids want to be astronauts.
00:29:22Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts.
00:29:26The ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers.
00:29:29Mom, I felt used and exploited.
00:29:32You stopped seeing me when I got on this show.
00:29:37You stopped talking to me.
00:29:40Your fucking mother.
00:29:51You're right.
00:29:54You're right.
00:29:56I'm sorry.
00:30:00That's not okay.
00:30:08can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a
00:30:13different reaction on my side jesus fucking christ you see what you even take a moment like that
00:30:22and make it for the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't
00:30:30say
00:30:30anything about your take i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and
00:30:37one where i don't on my side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is
00:30:45it for
00:30:45you is it for me isn't an apology just to show also this was such a fucked idea you are
00:30:55such a scorched
00:30:56unit not everything is one thing reef yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything
00:31:03that
00:31:03was in this conversation just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real
00:31:07just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth why can't it be both
00:31:14oh you and i see things so fucking differently reef i've accepted that i hope you can too one day
00:31:24i'm not trying to change you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42put it down so
00:31:43someone will date you just put it under the window over there guys thanks i should not be looking at
00:31:49this couch right now i have been so nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that
00:31:55unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not
00:32:00been using contraception babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are because you're old
00:32:08yeah that's the meaning of that bit okay just making sure you understood the math of it oh you
00:32:13know i i got it thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff but
00:32:18like
00:32:19your mom is so fucking major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details babe lay off the
00:32:25mom
00:32:25stuff okay even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing no it's okay but it's not her
00:32:32it's not her okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour
00:33:05be here
00:33:06dearly beloved we are gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to protect
00:33:11our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius nothing prince whatever reef i
00:33:22would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the ro-ro-ro
00:33:27-ro-ro-ro-ro-reef
00:33:29unit didn't land okay tough room i'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it
00:33:35one of the world's most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been
00:33:43violated illegal reaches wide and long and my man you know she doesn't mind not
00:33:50i'd rather ladies and gentlemen virginia allen i've been green
00:33:58reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men not if i hire
00:34:05her
00:34:05first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby we know i wouldn't have accepted this
00:34:11if i thought
00:34:11this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's not we know i know she knows
00:34:20we know i know i of course
00:34:24no but if it is you're gonna want virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like to introduce you
00:34:30to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of social justice
00:34:39the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement
00:34:49i don't know he's been preaching since age three and boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter
00:34:59shut the fuck up iro oh you're still sorry about last time we worked together yeah because you
00:35:03completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the shit out of me and my client here we go again
00:35:07did you follow the jesse smollett thing uh the two racist guys who beat up the black actor and ended
00:35:12up being set up by him leon and i came up with that at lunch one day it's a killer
00:35:16idea we pitched it
00:35:17around town and jesse was the most passionate about the project sometimes these things are
00:35:20reverse engineered where the idea comes before the talent you know like when a movie studio has
00:35:24a franchise but they don't have a star attached then tell them what happened to ira you're such
00:35:28a fucking hypocrite leon you're one of my best friends i love you more than life itself but you're
00:35:32a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring more black people so i hired two black guys to beat up
00:35:36jesse this is me growing with elegance and all of a sudden i'm the asshole you hired two black
00:35:42guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime against a black guy you stupid
00:35:46motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't hire black guys make up your mind i
00:35:50shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even post a black square a couple
00:35:55years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid but i storied the black square
00:36:01i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on our team oh i
00:36:09pray to god you didn't
00:36:10say the word on that video what no i would never we know we know i know he knows we
00:36:19know of course we
00:36:20know we know brother but if you did i will smack the living shit out of you and then we're
00:36:29gonna hold
00:36:29hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not a racist reef while we totally believe you
00:36:37aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist things which is very common except in your
00:36:44position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer and activist i'm here because i famously
00:36:50started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by the way we noticed thank you for doing no
00:36:56thank you reef do you recall a scene from a jesus i hate to call it a film a thing
00:37:03you were in called
00:37:04titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s low-budget teen comedy ira buried when you got
00:37:11famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a scene from this film in which your character
00:37:17israel boner sharkstein is tasked with breaking into the girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties
00:37:23and in order to pull off this caper you as your character dress up as a geisha to sneak into
00:37:29the
00:37:29sorority we think someone may be framing the scene in a modern context to use it to cancel you
00:37:34for being racist against asian people it was a scene in a stupid movie it wasn't me it was a
00:37:40character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from the anti-semitism committee
00:37:44we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively affect a person's career
00:37:49in fact it could even help
00:37:52like that sounds like a freako acid trip so you go through every hypothetical
00:37:57fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if we broke down my text in
00:38:01my
00:38:01dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like fire against my skin the whole entire
00:38:07time
00:38:07i hate that you're being put through this i i just hate it when you're sad you know i was
00:38:12thinking about
00:38:13when you got clean how you never did aa or any other program like that because you were just like
00:38:19so worried that people were gonna recognize you and out that you had a problem and how that would
00:38:23you know affect your image of course but a big part of all of that is doing the steps right
00:38:30apologizing to the people you hurt maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of
00:38:36making sure that you apologize to the people that were hurt by your addiction you know
00:38:43i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate an apology from you
00:38:49right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:26i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you
00:39:32yeah thanks
00:39:38what the actual fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i like
00:39:46i did
00:39:47and i'm so stupid
00:39:47you're right
00:39:48you're right
00:39:48no
00:39:48no
00:39:48no
00:39:48no
00:39:49no
00:39:49no
00:39:49no
00:39:49no
00:39:49no
00:39:49no
00:39:50no
00:39:50no
00:39:51no
00:39:51no
00:39:52no
00:39:52no
00:39:52no
00:39:53No.
00:40:23No.
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:00Savannah.
00:41:03Here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:15lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall,
00:41:19almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:23Such a little twerp.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this.
00:41:35When it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off, photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:55Oh, Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:02Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:13I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24How do I put this the right way?
00:42:26I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I've wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you.
00:42:52Because it's always about you, Reeve.
00:42:57Let me guess, Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you about your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you.
00:43:08Or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness, do you, Reeve?
00:43:17Don't be bad, I know.
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:25Don't give up and feel.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:31Love will find you here.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me to realize that I'm not just a distraction
00:43:49to run to and toy with when you're depressed or lonely or between movies or
00:44:04I'm literally bored.
00:44:06Only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:33It doesn't...
00:44:36My family makes me happy.
00:44:41My children make me happy.
00:45:03Ira.
00:45:04Bubby, I need you to come straight back to my office.
00:45:06I got us a call with the guy.
00:45:07He's ready to negotiate.
00:45:08Same seats.
00:45:10Shit, I gotta run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:18I got a cut.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32Alright, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put him through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office, solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42By the sound of that speakerphone and the cavernous echo in the conference room, I can tell it's
00:45:46just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandrus and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too, which, pretty positive that
00:46:01you are, I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next
00:46:05to you for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were a stickler for the law?
00:46:14Alright, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20Alright, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who
00:46:27wishes to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million.
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03The price comes.
00:47:08Comes.
00:47:12Comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:15Comes.
00:47:17Comes.
00:47:21Comes.
00:47:22Comes.
00:47:23Comes.
00:47:23Comes.
00:47:24Comes.
00:47:24Comes.
00:47:24This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27he cums.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do, I accept it.
00:47:39But who says cums is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Cums makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:51You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:53She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reeve Hawke.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Matinee idol.
00:48:00Handprints in the Grauman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here, cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:50I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that.
00:49:12I've been so fucking careful!
00:49:15Before that!
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:33What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reeve, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be a gifted artist.
00:49:56And that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:06I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:08And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The big bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is indeed a victim.
00:51:07You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18A live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:21Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late and it's one day a week I've got to be out by a certain
00:51:40time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Sit with it tonight.
00:51:54Digest it.
00:52:01Ira.
00:52:03You have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubba, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37But I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries, Elliot, baby.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic.
00:53:16Come on.
00:53:17You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20Oh, my dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:26I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef is always very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's what I tell him.
00:54:05He's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:13Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol and say no to crack, Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:47Get in the car, guys.
00:54:52Go.
00:54:53Go.
00:54:54Go.
00:54:54Go.
00:54:55Go.
00:54:56Go.
00:54:56Go.
00:55:02Go.
00:55:15Go.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny, I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan, and the main character is a rock star
00:55:29whose mom is on a reality show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star, it's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:45You'll breeze right through it.
00:55:56Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all interview while pretending to be a victim
00:56:04seems like the actual complete opposite of what you should do.
00:56:09What's the alternative? Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of. I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:27Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:30Yeah. There we go. I'll open a smoothie stand. What a brilliant idea.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately, so, look, I just want to make sure that you're-
00:56:42Make sure I'm what? Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reeve, dude. She's just asking you-
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big fucking deal. Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five
00:57:02years.
00:57:02Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:21Don't fucking curse at me ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that. Ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you, are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I? How dare I?
00:57:51I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum and not be my friend
00:58:05for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13Which you don't even remember but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56 year old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:35My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand, that might be in the realm of possibility
00:58:52for you.
00:58:53But honestly, Kyle...
00:58:56Yeah?
00:58:56I don't have the patience or the fucking energy to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life
00:59:03today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:11Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview and I hope you get more famous and more rich, more attention.
00:59:27As it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life, my shitty little life.
00:59:34You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be all the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef, more than a bunch of people on the internet.
00:59:50And the next time we do a performative apology tour, throw your two best friends on the list, you sad
00:59:55fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Xander?
01:00:34Ugh.
01:00:39I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:42Um...
01:00:48When we were in high school, every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot, including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade and you asked me point blank if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours and we got into this big screaming fight and...
01:01:06You said to me...
01:01:09You said you would not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this, I choose to remember that person.
01:01:31Alright.
01:02:01Who says what he did very well?
01:02:01Even when I thought it was manic to me.
01:03:42Hi.
01:03:43Great to see you, Tru.
01:03:46It's great to see you too. Thank you for doing this, by the way. I mean, I've been thinking
01:03:53about you a lot lately and how much our lives have paralleled and the things we've been
01:04:01through. It's a very, very unique experience. Like when we were kids. Like why did we do
01:04:13this and who did we do it for? One minute to live air. You know, it's funny. I didn't like
01:04:26you. Is that funny? You're always so smug, you know. But then when Virginia called me and
01:04:35told me what really is going on and what you are surviving as a victim. I mean, and the
01:04:44fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything and share it with the
01:04:49world. I mean, you're a hero. And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave. What? I'm going to leave now. 30 seconds to live air. Wait, no, no,
01:05:22no. You can't. You can't. You can't. No, no, no. We can talk about other things. I mean,
01:05:26we need to talk about that thing. I just don't want to do this. But you're here. Why would you
01:05:32do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry. Did I say something? No. But you cannot do this. We're about to go to live TV
01:05:38in
01:05:38how many seconds? Ten seconds live air. What the fuck are you doing, Reeve? God fucking
01:05:45damn it. You fucked me. I will fuck you so hard. I'll fucking go out on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:53Bobby. Hey, it fucking worked. Ira, I'm leaving. No, you don't understand. It worked.
01:05:59What worked? I didn't do the interview. Yeah, no shit. You didn't have to. And I knew that even
01:06:04threatening a live interview would force in a hand and it fucking did. It's just some random
01:06:08nobody who found the video on his ex-girlfriend's computer. They caved. I got them from 15 mil
01:06:13down to 35 K. 35 K. And this is all behind you for the rest of your life.
01:06:32What the fuck do you mean, I don't know? I just wanted all this to go away. And now
01:06:45that it's right here in front of me. It's just so fucking wrong.
01:06:54what the fuck do you say?
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35 K. It's a fucking 4 runner.
01:07:17You'd pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:42You'd pay it.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this so crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reeve Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months,
01:08:47living in this, uh, hotel room.
01:08:52I guess I'm, uh, a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have, like, a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:09No.
01:09:12No, I don't.
01:09:14Hmm.
01:09:17Why not?
01:09:21Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh...
01:09:33I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh...
01:09:40I always chose something else I thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:06Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:07Sure.
01:10:21Sure.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:11:46I love you, man.
01:12:27There aren't words for what you mean to me, and the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:50You're my whole life.
01:12:53Yeah.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, bro.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reef.
01:13:41I'm sorry.
01:13:43Let's give it a hug.
01:13:46I go home for r ะฝะตะน.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:13:53Yeah, I scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I remembered.
01:14:05Hey, how lucky can one man get?
01:14:11Hello.
01:14:13Hey. Hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef? Reef?
01:14:23What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day? Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day? How are the events of my day? What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is. Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44The fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef? What's your angle?
01:14:48Red. I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are. Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, all I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13I mean, isn't it, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old.
01:15:17Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice. That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walked, but down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:33Shook my hand and made myself a bet.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey.
01:15:45How lucky can't one man get.
01:15:49Hey.
01:15:51How lucky can't one man get.
01:15:54How lucky can't one man get.
01:15:57How lucky can't one man get.
01:16:02How lucky can't one man get.
01:16:36Girl, girl, girl, girl. We got this. We got this. Who are you?
01:16:40The second most interesting bitch in this room. Trust.
01:16:42Three, two, one.
01:16:45Good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the Drew Barrymore Show.
01:16:52We begin tonight with a gentleman I do not know.
01:16:56Hi, Xander Alexander. Huge fan and you soon will be of mine as well.
01:17:01So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits.
01:17:05And I just want you to know that today I'm here to take that load for you.
01:17:10Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now.
01:17:15Yes.
01:17:16First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past, but, you know, E.T. changed my
01:17:21life.
01:17:22I actually always thought it was E.T., you know, like French.
01:17:25Never seen it before, saw the poster, know how relevant it is, know how important it is.
01:17:30From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old Jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle.
01:17:36Little bald guy, you just put a blanket on him and take him for a ride on a bicycle.
01:17:40Again, I haven't seen it.
01:17:42But I've only seen Call Me By Your Name in the notebook.
01:17:48Don't know how I did that now I wonder where it's gone
01:17:55Must have spent the way I went waiting for the dawn
01:18:01Shoot the moon right between the eyes I'm screaming
01:18:08Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16Shoot the moon right between the eyes I'm screaming
01:18:22Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:30Clocks and spoons, empty rooms
01:18:33It's raining out tonight
01:19:03I'm gone
01:19:06Bye
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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