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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!- Full Movie English Sub
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00:00:01A continuación de la semana,
00:00:02Healer Goddess,
00:00:03Hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a seplias.
00:00:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:30¡Sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:38I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48We're juvenile.
00:01:53See?
00:01:54Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:16Please.
00:02:17My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already 100 years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, jeez.
00:03:53This has given me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:56I heard you're the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:59is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get her five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:08:23would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:27of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew.
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:50and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:11And I'm only here to repay
00:09:13your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me
00:09:21when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest
00:09:4830 under 30 would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:54to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce
00:10:00of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cuts from the lowest ranks
00:10:03were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:10:46everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13endo-cryo-
00:11:15What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing
00:11:26when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this
00:11:31crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back
00:11:37to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:41I mean, even if she does
00:11:43solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point
00:11:46as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have
00:11:52congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but
00:11:59if she just throws out
00:12:00a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again,
00:12:04there is no such thing
00:12:05as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course,
00:12:09none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects
00:12:15those with both
00:12:15CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are
00:12:18a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer
00:12:20than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot
00:12:24by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean,
00:12:29you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were
00:12:31actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just
00:12:35a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare
00:12:37to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied
00:12:40real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were
00:12:43too poor
00:12:43to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went
00:12:46to the super circus
00:12:47instead.
00:12:49And now she's here
00:12:50putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing
00:12:54if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be
00:12:58a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent
00:13:02doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should
00:13:06grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being
00:13:14schooled by me
00:13:14and I'm about to walk
00:13:16all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend
00:13:29to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved
00:13:34more lives
00:13:35than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of your competition,
00:13:40huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands
00:13:42for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been
00:14:05in a vegetative state
00:14:06for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me
00:14:12because you're scared
00:14:13I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:28my heir,
00:14:29marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this
00:14:31for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe
00:14:34in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad
00:14:46that she just wants a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless stench
00:14:49off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly,
00:14:55even if you drown yourself
00:14:56in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid
00:14:58of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life
00:15:06at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing
00:15:09in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle
00:15:11of doctor
00:15:12when you're only capable
00:15:13of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling
00:15:18at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21You want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong
00:15:43bereft.
00:15:47You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself
00:15:50a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see
00:15:58any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands
00:16:01can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing
00:16:05but poison.
00:16:06This bitch
00:16:07isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down
00:16:08the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one
00:16:10of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire
00:16:14civilizations
00:16:14with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone,
00:16:18even the grim reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she
00:16:36spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't
00:16:38supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:45malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves
00:16:50a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi
00:16:53I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want
00:17:00your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:01of grandchildren,
00:17:02don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting
00:17:04in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family
00:17:16is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really
00:17:20going to let this
00:17:21hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going
00:17:25in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want
00:17:27these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:31invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:38Hmm.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:18:09Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:23Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:42Gracias por ver el video.
00:19:46Gracias por ver el video.
00:20:16Es la Dark Witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:29Yes, sir.
00:20:33You regain consciousness.
00:20:45Help me.
00:20:46Hey, I just wanna...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's the only thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:35The SWAT team is here.
00:22:02I'm not gonna have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11I will never.
00:22:25Look who's skelting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41...is physically...
00:22:45You're distracted me with your phone.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:25¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:24:00Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the Goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess.
00:24:15No! No! Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:22The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:34What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Thank you.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:24Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The Goddess Healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:18Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:37I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:46And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years.
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:08I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house
00:35:52on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance
00:36:25underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:08as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited
00:37:49from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:28And that's why
00:38:30I'm taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you
00:38:36will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you
00:38:38right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your wedding.
00:38:53She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she
00:38:58knows you're
00:38:58rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back
00:39:04hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th
00:39:18century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me
00:39:21up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41general!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:00betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to
00:40:04bring it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18our lives
00:40:18to protect her,
00:40:19sir!
00:40:20Let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome,
00:40:37everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:39special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:41getting married,
00:40:42but in just one
00:40:43hour my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential
00:40:45contract allowing
00:40:46my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57Butch is taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract
00:41:18herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:34start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for tonight,
00:42:11sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me?
00:42:25Bum a meal?
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three years?
00:42:29And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in the
00:42:34mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa.
00:42:44She's like so
00:42:45obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up to
00:42:57me.
00:42:57This is what
00:42:58poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich
00:43:04and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all
00:43:07high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the
00:43:09hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's giving
00:43:12you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the US
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa,
00:43:34and I saw potential
00:43:35in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has
00:43:40poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore
00:43:42now just because
00:43:43I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:53too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that
00:43:58now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:01of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick,
00:44:03somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa,
00:44:05she's embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her,
00:44:08everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-digging,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me,
00:44:16butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:19and sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay,
00:44:23enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:45:00I'm the one who's
00:45:06supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared
00:45:13already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See, everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think
00:46:25you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:06of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he saved
00:47:14the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:19ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here
00:47:26is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa
00:47:30is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:05female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:37can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your
00:48:44backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing
00:48:52on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never
00:49:05take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here alive.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down
00:49:45on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here,
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need
00:49:54to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59life before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Lysander
00:50:05scooped you
00:50:06off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're souring
00:50:12my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count
00:50:19of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:20like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:33This wine
00:50:35is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:41is laying
00:50:42a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:49It's
00:50:50it's
00:51:01Who the hell
00:51:01is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:06that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they
00:51:08hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But um
00:51:12when did I
00:51:13become your future
00:51:13wife?
00:51:15You saved me
00:51:17Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:18I'm a man
00:51:19of my word.
00:51:20They're never
00:51:21gonna hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man
00:51:27not because
00:51:27I want you
00:51:28to owe me
00:51:28any favors.
00:51:30Ahem.
00:51:35I see
00:51:35what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated
00:51:37on me Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you
00:51:39guys all
00:51:39lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try
00:51:41to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited
00:51:42for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the
00:51:44kind of woman
00:51:45of virtue
00:51:45that a man
00:51:45would die
00:51:46for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me
00:51:51laugh.
00:51:51She's probably
00:51:52out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a
00:51:56hundred foot
00:51:56pole
00:51:57would want
00:51:58to touch her.
00:51:58She should be
00:51:59happy Bob
00:51:59was willing
00:52:00to give her
00:52:00some.
00:52:05I see her
00:52:06in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major
00:52:09and a look
00:52:10man.
00:52:11I know
00:52:11Trixie is
00:52:12like a
00:52:13I don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:16your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks
00:52:28about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal
00:52:42with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very
00:52:45gracious Trixie
00:52:46you know that.
00:52:49You're only
00:52:49getting off
00:52:50with it
00:52:50because she's
00:52:50so kind
00:52:51so you're
00:52:51going to do
00:52:52me the favor
00:52:52of never
00:52:52coming near
00:52:53her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want
00:52:55to fuck
00:52:55with me
00:52:55you little
00:52:56dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a
00:52:57fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military
00:53:00grunts.
00:53:01I'll
00:53:01destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know
00:53:04who this is
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought
00:53:05you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have
00:53:07you been
00:53:07doing this
00:53:08whole time
00:53:08if you
00:53:08don't know
00:53:09who this
00:53:09war hero
00:53:10is?
00:53:11He was
00:53:12just a
00:53:12supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this
00:53:18all part
00:53:18of your
00:53:18plan
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor
00:53:20girl.
00:53:21Did you
00:53:21sell your
00:53:22house to
00:53:22hire this
00:53:23actor so
00:53:23you can
00:53:24feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's
00:53:26worth is
00:53:26tied to
00:53:26the man
00:53:27she
00:53:27marries.
00:53:28Trixie
00:53:28is worthless
00:53:29because
00:53:29Zach
00:53:29looks like
00:53:30a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum
00:53:34girl and
00:53:35a pimp.
00:53:36What a
00:53:36pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't
00:53:39know who
00:53:39you are
00:53:39since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action
00:53:40for so
00:53:41long.
00:53:42We should
00:53:42try to
00:53:43piss them
00:53:43off some
00:53:43more.
00:53:44Don't you
00:53:44think?
00:53:46Bring in
00:53:46the wedding
00:53:47gifts.
00:53:55What is
00:53:55all this?
00:53:56Trixie,
00:53:57listen,
00:53:57I know
00:53:58that you
00:53:58didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you
00:53:59saved my
00:54:00life,
00:54:01but I
00:54:02know that
00:54:02we shared
00:54:02a moment.
00:54:06I'm not
00:54:07the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:07to get
00:54:08close to
00:54:08a woman
00:54:08and then
00:54:09just disappear.
00:54:10It's not
00:54:10in my
00:54:10nature.
00:54:12I'm like
00:54:13somebody else
00:54:13here.
00:54:14Listen,
00:54:15Trixie,
00:54:16I have
00:54:17never met
00:54:18a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're
00:54:27the one
00:54:27for me.
00:54:29This guy's
00:54:30either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good
00:54:33actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:37First gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know
00:54:44that you
00:54:45just lost
00:54:45your home,
00:54:46so I'm
00:54:47gifting you
00:54:47with your
00:54:47own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:50Worth
00:54:50$500 million,
00:54:51previously
00:54:52owned by
00:54:52Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This
00:54:59contains
00:55:00all the
00:55:00rights to
00:55:01my entire
00:55:02fortune,
00:55:03which is
00:55:03now yours.
00:55:04Entire
00:55:05fortune from
00:55:06a cowboy
00:55:06actor?
00:55:07Must be
00:55:08pennies.
00:55:08They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire life
00:55:10savings on
00:55:10this clown
00:55:11show.
00:55:11They've
00:55:11got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:13I really
00:55:14don't care
00:55:15for any
00:55:15of us.
00:55:15Look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know
00:55:18that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest
00:55:19thing
00:55:19from a
00:55:19material
00:55:19woman,
00:55:21okay?
00:55:21Which is
00:55:21exactly
00:55:22why my
00:55:23third gift
00:55:24is,
00:55:24um,
00:55:26well,
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44oh my god
00:55:46you found my dog
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53but with you, it's so much more
00:55:55Trixie Amore
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes, I will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:31okay, stop
00:56:32the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worth it Trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:29than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:34then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46she wishes
00:57:47she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:54she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02I'd handle them myself but
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35uh, hello?
00:58:36yes
00:58:39what?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt
00:58:54hey, hey, hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:58that was a real call?
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:02it evaporated
00:59:04it's in thin air
00:59:08that's impossible
00:59:10who are you?
00:59:11what did you do?
00:59:12secretary Cho
00:59:13you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:16and you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham?
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's Mary
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa, Sasa, Sasa
00:59:53please
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12do you want to rub your hands for me?
01:00:14or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:39but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:56thank you Devon
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:03by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no
01:01:12to all of humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:20wait
01:01:21everyone
01:01:22stop
01:01:25they're impostors
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40the goddess healer?
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my products
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21we can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:40guess i still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:43no don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48please officer don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma
01:02:51Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:52what are you all doing here?
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56we were worried
01:02:58so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer
01:03:01i can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity
01:03:45general Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:03:56is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58but i promise i'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:33if you can
01:04:34get him
01:04:34if you can
01:04:36¡Ah!
01:05:06¡Oh!
01:05:07¡Ah!
01:05:26Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Drama.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Devin!
01:07:30Devin!
01:07:31Devin!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:56Rey rides the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:46Left.
01:09:47Left.
01:09:48Leaves the wrong.
01:09:49Left.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:19Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you, you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:15Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:10Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:16Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
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01:18:23¡You're the uncivilized buffoon!
01:18:25¡I can shoot whoever I want! I have the presidential contract!
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She... she... she is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah! Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:30And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only...
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:47How do you treat me?
01:21:57What?!
01:21:59What?!
01:22:00What?!
01:22:01What?!
01:22:01What?
01:22:03What?!
01:22:10What?!
01:22:11Uh, we, uh, you really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, she's an amazing person, and you ruin that
01:23:03the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:17I love you.
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:47I want to be rich again.
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:21Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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