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00:00:00The goddess of healing

00:00:03She is

00:00:04eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five

00:00:11million dollars

00:00:13Oh kind stranger, let me repay you by granting your wish. I wish for you to cure my brother's illness

00:00:19Can you do that?

00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack

00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person. It's a deal

00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:00:35I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good

00:00:38That's right the Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world if we can't save her

00:00:45No one can don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my

00:00:51way

00:00:53Every second counts

00:00:57Healer goddess hear my plea

00:01:02Please save my child

00:01:20Rod of a sepulius

00:01:39Rejuvening

00:01:48Rejuvening

00:01:49Praise she is the healer goddess

00:01:52No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help

00:02:01Here you go miss. Thank you

00:02:05Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:02:10in need

00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:02:28run

00:02:31Aw, it's okay little guy

00:02:34I'll fix you right up

00:02:40Right rewrites the wrong

00:02:45Right rejuvenate

00:02:50See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb

00:02:56Come on Cleo, let's go

00:03:13Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years

00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely

00:03:22The elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market

00:03:28He's so hot

00:03:30Does he come with the money?

00:03:32Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power

00:03:37It's all yours

00:03:41Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?

00:03:44Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa

00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in

00:03:52Grandma

00:03:52I'm dying

00:03:54Save me Trixie

00:03:56Grandma

00:03:58Grandma

00:03:59When are you getting married?

00:04:01I'm already a hundred years old

00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma

00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet

00:04:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes

00:04:32Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you

00:04:35Oh, kind stranger

00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish

00:04:39Grant me a wish?

00:04:40Mm-hmm

00:04:41As you can barely feed yourself

00:04:42The downfall of humanity

00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith

00:04:47What?

00:04:48Jeez, this is giving me a migraine

00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me

00:04:57Okay, uh

00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness

00:05:02Can you do that?

00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to

00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second

00:05:09Don't go too far, Cleo

00:05:14Hold still

00:05:21What? My migraine's gone

00:05:24Okay, then let's go

00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you

00:05:27Come on, come on

00:05:42Oop

00:05:42How is he?

00:05:44What is the diagnosis?

00:05:45Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him

00:05:48I'm sorry, I don't know what this is

00:05:50Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best

00:05:54Don't worry, general

00:05:55I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east

00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle

00:06:21I have no clue what this is

00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all

00:06:30That's why we saved the best for last

00:06:32Me, the witch doctor

00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander

00:06:47He's not budging, there's no movement

00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is

00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors

00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed

00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can

00:07:08Who?

00:07:11The goddess of healing

00:07:15Wait a second, you're not talking about the legendary goddess you

00:07:19That's correct, her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft

00:07:25That's her motto

00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals

00:07:29We are nothing compared to her

00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive, no one has ever seen her before

00:07:36If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son

00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt

00:07:43I will find her, James, come

00:07:46Put out a bounty

00:07:48To the entire world

00:07:49Whoever finds the goddess healer

00:07:52Will get the five million dollars

00:07:54There's no need

00:08:09I'll save your son

00:08:12Who the hell is she?

00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander

00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?

00:08:17Don't be ridiculous

00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:08:22Exactly

00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier

00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich

00:08:29Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her

00:08:32I bet it has fleas

00:08:34That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion

00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us

00:08:46Don't touch him

00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover

00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed

00:08:54So step aside

00:08:56I'll take it from here

00:08:58Could you hold this?

00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho

00:09:00You're not gonna touch my son

00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general

00:09:06I know a gold-digging whore when I see one

00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash

00:09:14Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some

00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:09:26Ew, disgusting

00:09:27Go back to being a prostitute

00:09:30Security!

00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now

00:09:34Let's go

00:09:34If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life

00:09:41Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail

00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try

00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud

00:09:52All right, I'll give you a shot

00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall

00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?

00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me

00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness

00:10:09But since I'm not welcome here

00:10:12I'll leave

00:10:14Devon, come find me when you have a different wish

00:10:17No, Miss Trixie

00:10:18My brother is a hero to me

00:10:20I can't lose him

00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you

00:10:26Then that means he must be a good person

00:10:29My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack

00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies

00:10:35He'd make a great husband

00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?

00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you

00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her

00:10:49I mean, look at her

00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up

00:10:53You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her

00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters

00:11:00Continue wasting your time

00:11:02But I'm saving this patient

00:11:14Oh, okay

00:11:17What's happening?

00:11:19What are we doing?

00:11:30What the hell are you doing?

00:11:33I knew she was a perv

00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us

00:11:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:11:41Are you insane?

00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son

00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease

00:11:48Has a peanut allergy

00:11:49And the condition he has is called

00:11:52Endogenic cryomorphy

00:11:53Yeah, right

00:11:54I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him

00:11:58Oh, okay

00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here

00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?

00:12:12This?

00:12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here

00:12:21What?

00:12:23So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?

00:12:28THE rod of a sepulius?

00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from

00:12:33If you're going to be this delusional?

00:12:35I agree

00:12:35I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery

00:12:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?

00:12:42We are all certified

00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease

00:12:48She's right about everything

00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses

00:12:55One of them is bound to be right

00:12:56And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?

00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphie

00:13:02Oh

00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it

00:13:04Because I just discovered it

00:13:06This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy

00:13:11The chances are a billion to one

00:13:12A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery

00:13:15But lucky for you all

00:13:16You've hit the jackpot by finding me

00:13:20What a bunch of baloney

00:13:21I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good

00:13:26Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute

00:13:30You don't compare to meet us

00:13:32Who actually studied real medicine

00:13:34I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school

00:13:39Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead

00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show

00:13:45Coming up with fake diseases

00:13:46Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up

00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:13:52Oh my god

00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up

00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back

00:14:00Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly

00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?

00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me

00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees

00:14:12Then let's have a bet

00:14:14If you can't heal him

00:14:17We'll break your hands

00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore

00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined

00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:14:33Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them

00:14:37There's too many lives at stake

00:14:41Don't worry, I got this

00:14:45It's a deal

00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong

00:14:49No one is dying on my watch

00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years

00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything

00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you

00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband

00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing

00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit

00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?

00:15:36Don't listen to her!

00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her

00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness

00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character

00:15:54What? Did you just call me?

00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way

00:16:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm

00:16:07Now stop getting in my way or I promise you

00:16:10You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon

00:16:12Oh yeah?

00:16:13Hey, you wanna see real pain?

00:16:15Where's the dog?

00:16:16Well, put down the dog!

00:16:17With pleasure

00:16:34Left leaves the wrong breath

00:16:41You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor

00:16:46She's been poisoned!

00:16:48It was her!

00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives

00:16:54But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison

00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine

00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:17:03Of course

00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes

00:17:08If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me

00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?

00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen

00:17:31I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way

00:17:34Angel herbalist

00:17:35This is what I call

00:17:38Malpractice

00:17:40This isn't fatal, she'll live

00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment

00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?

00:17:47Right this way

00:17:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:17:50What the hell is going on?

00:17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:56Then stop getting in my way, every second counts

00:18:00Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:18:05General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation

00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:18:15Hold on, you two are going in there alone?

00:18:18If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in

00:18:25All right, but I warn you

00:18:28No funny business

00:19:09I noticed anyone has nothing

00:19:12Thank you

00:19:12I love them

00:19:13I love them

00:19:18I love them

00:19:30you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general

00:19:34armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions

00:19:42that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing

00:19:46stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to

00:19:53that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you

00:20:03shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her

00:20:09background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now

00:20:14you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir

00:20:29i told you all to stay out

00:20:36this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die

00:20:45i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son

00:20:51i'm gonna save him myself

00:20:57you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft

00:21:04i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to

00:21:12steal the

00:21:12hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she

00:21:17she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir

00:21:25you regain consciousness

00:21:37help me i just want

00:21:43something's wrong

00:21:47you were drunk with an aphrodisiac

00:21:50lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine

00:21:54that's one more thing i'm saving you from

00:22:04sir

00:22:04the swat team is here captain morales

00:22:09my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can

00:22:16to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive

00:22:36who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked

00:22:41good you're awake i'm saving you

00:22:44saving me by bathing with me

00:22:48who are you your fucking spy

00:22:51i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this

00:22:55you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper

00:23:00i will never

00:23:01i will really

00:23:15look who's guilty now

00:23:19look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact

00:23:23a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts

00:23:29it's science okay it just means that my body

00:23:31oh shut up

00:23:35you're distracting me with your funny

00:23:37and i'm a professional

00:23:39i hear lysander's voice

00:23:41captain do something now

00:23:42ready

00:23:48we're almost there

00:23:50aim

00:23:53get him boys

00:23:54get him

00:23:56fire

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00:24:15fire

00:24:16fire

00:24:17How is this possible?

00:24:19It's not even a scratch.

00:24:21I told you this is dark magic.

00:24:23Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:24:25No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:24:28She's not the dark witch.

00:24:30Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:24:34This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:24:40That's right.

00:24:41The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.

00:24:48Except for the goddess healer.

00:24:49Think about it.

00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:55You're right.

00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...

00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...

00:25:04No! No!

00:25:06Absolutely not!

00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:25:10How could you know for sure?

00:25:11Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:25:15You're wrong, sir!

00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:25:21It's called borderline revival.

00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:25:26But only temporarily.

00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:25:32That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:25:36I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can.

00:25:38To kill that antler-rod-bearing witch!

00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.

00:25:43He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!

00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:50The witch doctor.

00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:26:02I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:26:08from me.

00:26:10This is it.

00:26:12The finishing touch.

00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:26:17So we can both survive.

00:26:37It's poison gas.

00:26:39Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:26:43Poison gas?

00:26:45My son is in there.

00:26:46You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:48No, don't worry General.

00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.

00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:59And then he can marry one of us.

00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:27:07I knew they promised you that I'd save you.

00:27:10It's now or never.

00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?

00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.

00:27:27Wait a second.

00:27:28You don't think that they're...

00:27:30You!

00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!

00:27:35If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.

00:27:39Oh my god.

00:27:39Yeah!

00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!

00:27:51This is taking way too long!

00:27:53Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:28:01Bazooka.

00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:28:05Crap.

00:28:05Oh my god.

00:28:06Get back son.

00:28:08Ready.

00:28:10Aim!

00:28:10Oh shit!

00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down!

00:28:29The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now!

00:28:32Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:28:35I said stand down!

00:28:38Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.

00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.

00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:28:46If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.

00:28:51Wait a second. Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment. You can see for yourself.

00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:29:00That is it! No more stalling, General!

00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will.

00:29:09Don't hurt her.

00:29:14He's a cure!

00:29:21His pulse is regular. In fact, it's never been better.

00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:29:40Lysander's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.

00:29:43And his heart is strong. Come, feel it.

00:29:48I saved my son. Thank you.

00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:58I've learned my lesson.

00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:30:05Wait, wait! No, no! There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of

00:30:11medicine than the Queen, Angel, and I.

00:30:14It's the...

00:30:15The Goddess Healer!

00:30:20Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?

00:30:23But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a

00:30:29day after 20.

00:30:30Hmm. It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother. Take care.

00:30:40No, wait!

00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:30:44He's right.

00:30:45We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife

00:30:50if you cured him, and you did just that.

00:30:52Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:55I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.

00:31:05Already engaged?

00:31:06I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years. And he's coming back today.

00:31:13But don't be disappointed. Really, I'm no one special. I just got lucky with you, brother.

00:31:19Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.

00:31:28No, really. I don't need anything. I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:31:38Trixie, it's your fiancé. He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:31:45I must go.

00:31:52Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:58It was just dumb luck.

00:32:00She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:32:12I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.

00:32:18Oh, my God. I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.

00:32:25No, no, no, no, no, Lysander! Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine!

00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly snitch have him.

00:32:36You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession. Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.

00:32:43Wait. No. We're not brides.

00:32:45I know she's just better than us!

00:32:48Oh, my God.

00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:55She's no average Jane.

00:32:56No, she isn't.

00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills,

00:33:02why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:33:06But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:33:07No normal person could have done that.

00:33:09Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:33:12I have never met a woman like that.

00:33:14I have to find her. I have to make her my life.

00:33:17She won my heart over, too.

00:33:18But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.

00:33:22Alright, listen.

00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,

00:33:35filthy things out of my house, now.

00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.

00:33:41She waited for you for three years.

00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.

00:33:48One with some serious fuck-you money.

00:33:51So get lost.

00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:34:02Grandma.

00:34:03Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:34:08I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:34:16So sign over the house, now.

00:34:22You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:34:26And I did.

00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.

00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:34:35Do you have no shame?

00:34:37We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have

00:34:41been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:34:49That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.

00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:35:02Oh, yeah?

00:35:04Well, Marissa...

00:35:06is so much better than you.

00:35:08She grew up even poorer than you.

00:35:11And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation!

00:35:18And you?

00:35:20You're still nothing.

00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade?

00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.

00:35:27Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.

00:35:31Oops.

00:35:32Yeah.

00:35:33That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.

00:35:42You gave her the presidential contract?

00:35:44I certainly did.

00:35:45In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have, all thanks to me.

00:35:57Oh, I think she's losing it, bro!

00:35:59That break-up must have hit her hard.

00:36:02You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.

00:36:06My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.

00:36:12How dare you insult her?

00:36:15It's okay, Grandma. Let's not stoop to that level.

00:36:20Poor Edna.

00:36:20She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?

00:36:24What is he talking about, Jersey?

00:36:26Show her, Bob.

00:36:32This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.

00:36:35She didn't purchase this house on her own.

00:36:37She was begging on the street for money.

00:36:40I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:36:44Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep. You dig?

00:36:48The word you're looking for is dignity.

00:36:50And you're one to speak, cheater.

00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:59I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.

00:37:02I want to see how regular, everyday people live.

00:37:05So that I can help them.

00:37:07Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.

00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:37:13It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.

00:37:21Enough bullshitting already!

00:37:22Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.

00:37:38At your wedding, I will.

00:37:40What?

00:37:41If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend,

00:37:46why should I do good by you?

00:37:48I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.

00:37:54Fucking bitch!

00:37:55You better keep your word.

00:37:56Oh, that's rich.

00:37:58After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.

00:38:02Do remember that.

00:38:10Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:38:13They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.

00:38:17Grandma, I have to confess something to you.

00:38:20I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.

00:38:23Trillions?

00:38:26That would make you the richest person on the planet.

00:38:31It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.

00:38:36I've saved several world leaders with these hands.

00:38:39That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.

00:38:44It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:48But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.

00:38:53But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.

00:39:00You don't have to believe me just yet.

00:39:02After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills.

00:39:07I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.

00:39:12That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.

00:39:16You've always had an angel's heart.

00:39:18I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.

00:39:22Who actually deserves you.

00:39:24You will see tomorrow, Grandma.

00:39:27Oh, yeah.

00:39:33You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?

00:39:36She was bullying us too, Sasa.

00:39:38She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.

00:39:42I hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.

00:39:47So let her come and embarrass herself.

00:39:50You mean...

00:39:53We broadcast that video of you?

00:39:58Yes.

00:39:59Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.

00:40:02She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my

00:40:07presidential glow up.

00:40:09Let's turn this party into her funeral.

00:40:17There he is.

00:40:20Welcome home, brother.

00:40:22Welcome home, General!

00:40:26Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.

00:40:29This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.

00:40:31He served with your regiment in the Marines.

00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?

00:40:36Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.

00:40:40So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?

00:40:43Fucking coward.

00:40:44According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.

00:40:47Then we should join her.

00:40:50Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.

00:40:55So she needs our support.

00:40:57Will you join me in protecting her?

00:40:58Yes, sir!

00:40:59We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!

00:41:02Then let's roll.

00:41:15Woo!

00:41:18Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.

00:41:20Today is a very special day for me and Butch.

00:41:22Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract

00:41:27allowing my biomedical company to go public.

00:41:34Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.

00:41:37Wakeham.

00:41:38Still, Butch is taking my last name.

00:41:40Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.

00:41:43You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.

00:41:48I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.

00:41:55The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.

00:42:01It's an honor. And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.

00:42:06We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.

00:42:10Let the wedding begin!

00:42:13Not so fast.

00:42:15The party doesn't start until I say it does.

00:42:38You two really are a match made in hell.

00:42:41So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.

00:42:45I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?

00:42:49This is our entertainment for tonight, sir. Just watch.

00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here? This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.

00:42:59I bet she's here to bum a meal off us. You know, being this poor.

00:43:05Me, bum a meal.

00:43:07Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?

00:43:10And what evidence do you have of that?

00:43:12Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.

00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:43:17Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.

00:43:21And you're nothing but a washed-up sewer rat.

00:43:24Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.

00:43:28See, everyone?

00:43:30I already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my

00:43:36wedding to suck up to me.

00:43:38This is what poor, sad girls do.

00:43:41They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.

00:43:46Projecting much, Marissa? You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.

00:43:51Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.

00:43:58You giving me the contract? You have no skills, no education, no connection, so how could you possibly have a

00:44:07pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract?

00:44:12We both share humble beginnings, Marissa. And I saw potential in you. Even trusted you as my best friend.

00:44:18But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.

00:44:22Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.

00:44:25This is what us rich girls do. They steal from lame spinsters for fun.

00:44:30Damn right. You were too embarrassing for me. Sasa tramples you any day.

00:44:36I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.

00:44:40Bravo. Self-admission of a gold digger. Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.

00:44:45Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone. You should make yourself.

00:44:48Don't listen to her, everyone. She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.

00:44:52I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.

00:44:58You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.

00:45:02Okay, enough! You know what I always couldn't stand about you? Your moral posturing.

00:45:08But guess what? Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.

00:45:13That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.

00:45:16Because I've got the material goods. And you're just all empty talk.

00:45:20I'm not here to request to be chosen. Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.

00:45:26See this?

00:45:38Oh my god. Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?

00:45:45The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:47No, absolutely not. I don't believe it.

00:45:51You all sound so scared already. Don't worry.

00:45:54This isn't that contract. It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.

00:46:01I don't see everyone. She's just trying to bluff us.

00:46:05But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.

00:46:07Look at her following orders. I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.

00:46:11Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.

00:46:14That house is worth all her life savings.

00:46:19You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?

00:46:33You must understand me. I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.

00:46:38And I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:39Oh!

00:46:45Bro!

00:46:47She's gone cuckoo in the head.

00:46:48She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing

00:46:53baddie.

00:46:53You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie!

00:46:56It's just a drop in the bucket for me.

00:46:58Uh, I-I know what this is.

00:47:01You've gone delusional.

00:47:02And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will

00:47:07scoop you into money forever?

00:47:09Well, that's not happening.

00:47:10Security!

00:47:11Lock the doors.

00:47:12This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.

00:47:18This is where your dreams will die, bitch!

00:47:23We found Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:47:25She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.

00:47:28Butch Tanner.

00:47:29Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?

00:47:39I've saved plenty of people for much worse.

00:47:42Including your head of command, Butch.

00:47:45General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:47You mean the legendary war hero?

00:47:50He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.

00:47:54You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.

00:47:57So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?

00:48:03No one here is gonna believe you.

00:48:05If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.

00:48:10And she's not.

00:48:11You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:48:14Show them, Butch.

00:48:21See for yourselves, everyone.

00:48:23Trixie's just a...

00:48:25...reloading beggar.

00:48:28She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause we're rich as fuck now.

00:48:33I'm a major in the Marines.

00:48:35Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.

00:48:41Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch!

00:48:45How despicable.

00:48:46She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.

00:48:50Get out of here, no one wants to marry you.

00:48:52No free meals for the poor!

00:48:54Do you see this, Trixie?

00:48:57This is high society.

00:48:58So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.

00:49:03Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here,

00:49:06maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.

00:49:12I already have everything one can dream of.

00:49:14But I valued our friendship, Marissa.

00:49:16Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.

00:49:19To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.

00:49:22But no.

00:49:23You stooped so low, it disgusts me.

00:49:26Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.

00:49:31And who knows?

00:49:32If you've already started offering sexual services.

00:49:36Well then.

00:49:38Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?

00:49:40My brother will never take you back.

00:49:43No man will marry an embarrassment like you.

00:49:46But make me happy?

00:49:48And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.

00:50:01How dare you hit my brother!

00:50:03I'm never letting you leave here alive!

00:50:06It's awesome.

00:50:08Don't worry, my dear.

00:50:10After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.

00:50:15Oh!

00:50:16Is that so?

00:50:18Security!

00:50:20Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,

00:50:26or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck!

00:50:30I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.

00:50:33Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.

00:50:38Dream on!

00:50:40You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you aren't good enough for me.

00:50:44You're definitely not good enough for him.

00:50:46Enough!

00:50:48You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.

00:50:54On the count of three!

00:50:55I think I quite like it here.

00:50:57Two!

00:51:08Mmm.

00:51:09This wine is so delicious.

00:51:12One!

00:51:13Shoot!

00:51:16Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.

00:51:25It's...

00:51:26It's...

00:51:36Who the hell is this?

00:51:41I'm sorry that I'm late.

00:51:42Did they hurt you?

00:51:44No, I'm fine.

00:51:46But, um...

00:51:47When did I become your future wife?

00:51:50You saved me, Trixie, remember?

00:51:53I'm a man of my word.

00:51:55They're never gonna hurt you ever again.

00:51:57Really, it was nothing.

00:51:59I saved you because you're a good man.

00:52:02Not because I want you to owe me any favors.

00:52:05Ahem.

00:52:10I see what this is.

00:52:11You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.

00:52:13Look at you guys all lovey-dove.

00:52:15Don't try to pin this on her.

00:52:17She waited for you for three years.

00:52:18This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.

00:52:23Virtue?

00:52:24Don't make me laugh.

00:52:26She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.

00:52:28No man with a hundred-foot pole would want to touch her.

00:52:33She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.

00:52:39I see her in the Marines.

00:52:43I'm a major.

00:52:44Look, man.

00:52:45I know Trixie is like a...

00:52:47I don't know.

00:52:48Like a seven.

00:52:49Now that she's all cleaned up.

00:52:50But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.

00:53:00A real man never talks about a woman that way.

00:53:04You're a coward.

00:53:14We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.

00:53:18You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?

00:53:23You're only getting off with it because she's so kind.

00:53:25So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.

00:53:27You understand?

00:53:28You want to fuck with me, little dipshit?

00:53:30I'm a fucking major.

00:53:32You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.

00:53:35I'll...

00:53:35I'll destroy you.

00:53:37Do you really not know who this is, Butch?

00:53:39I thought you were in the Marines.

00:53:41What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?

00:53:45He was just a supply boy.

00:53:49War hero?

00:53:51Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?

00:53:54Poor girl.

00:53:55Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?

00:53:59A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.

00:54:02Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.

00:54:08A bum girl and a pimp.

00:54:10What a pair.

00:54:12Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.

00:54:16Maybe we should try to piss them off some more.

00:54:18Don't you think?

00:54:20Bring in the wedding gifts.

00:54:28What is all this?

00:54:30Trixie, listen.

00:54:31I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.

00:54:35But I know that we shared a moment.

00:54:40I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.

00:54:43It's not in my nature.

00:54:46I'm like somebody else here.

00:54:48Listen, Trixie.

00:54:50I have never met a woman like you.

00:54:55So incredible and kind and beautiful.

00:54:58So I know that you're the one for me.

00:55:03This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.

00:55:08Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.

00:55:10No.

00:55:11First gift.

00:55:17Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.

00:55:19So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.

00:55:23Worth $500 million.

00:55:25Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.

00:55:29Second gift.

00:55:32This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.

00:55:37Which is now yours.

00:55:38Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?

00:55:40Must be pennies.

00:55:42They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.

00:55:45They've got nothing left.

00:55:47Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.

00:55:49Look, I know.

00:55:51I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.

00:55:54Okay? Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...

00:56:00Well...

00:56:15Cleo!

00:56:16Hey!

00:56:17Oh my god.

00:56:20You found my dog.

00:56:24Trixie, I'm just a man.

00:56:26But with you, it's so much more.

00:56:28Trixie Amore.

00:56:33Will you marry me?

00:56:36You know I can't say no to this doggo.

00:56:42Yes, I will marry you.

00:57:00Go, go, power couple.

00:57:02Woo!

00:57:04Okay, stop.

00:57:05The only power couple here is Butch and I.

00:57:09Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.

00:57:13No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.

00:57:18Hey.

00:57:19I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.

00:57:23Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.

00:57:28Understand.

00:57:33You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.

00:57:38This is General Lysander Armstrong.

00:57:47As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.

00:57:54Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.

00:57:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.

00:58:04I bet my life you're all just actors.

00:58:07Then you better enjoy your last breath.

00:58:09Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?

00:58:11Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.

00:58:13What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?

00:58:16Infect us with your poor people bad luck.

00:58:18She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.

00:58:22Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.

00:58:26She's utterly unmarriable.

00:58:30I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.

00:58:34I'd handle them myself, but...

00:58:38I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.

00:58:40Go ahead Lysander.

00:58:49Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.

00:58:54Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!

00:58:57Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.

00:59:06Uh, hello?

00:59:08Yes!

00:59:11What?!

00:59:16I'm a fake rat!

00:59:25Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:59:27Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?

00:59:29That was a real call?

00:59:30People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.

00:59:32My company's dead!

00:59:33It evaporated!

00:59:35It's in thin air!

00:59:39That's impossible!

00:59:41Who are you?

00:59:42What did you do?

00:59:44Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?

00:59:47And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.

00:59:51Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?

00:59:55Then that means...

00:59:58You're really Lysander Armstrong.

01:00:01The richest and most powerful man in the country.

01:00:04Drake sees Mary the famed war hero.

01:00:08The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.

01:00:12Now you believe me?

01:00:13Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.

01:00:17There's gotta be some trick to this.

01:00:19You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.

01:00:22It's awesome.

01:00:24Please.

01:00:25Please.

01:00:30I know why you're all over Trixie.

01:00:33Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.

01:00:37Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.

01:00:43Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.

01:00:51I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.

01:00:57Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.

01:01:01Sasa was just trying to save the company.

01:01:04I don't blame her at all.

01:01:05Your double standards are incredible.

01:01:07Okay, you don't want me.

01:01:09Fine.

01:01:10But there's plenty of other efficiency.

01:01:11I can give you a room full of pageant winners.

01:01:1418 years old.

01:01:16Rush for the taking.

01:01:24I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.

01:01:27Thank you, Devon.

01:01:29Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,

01:01:36but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?

01:01:39You're an insult to all good women out there.

01:01:42No, to all of humanity.

01:01:44So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.

01:01:51Wait, everyone, stop.

01:01:55They're impostors.

01:02:00I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled

01:02:04because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.

01:02:07So we won't go bankrupt?

01:02:09The goddess healer?

01:02:10You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine,

01:02:14approved of my biomedical products?

01:02:17Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.

01:02:21The goddess healer's motto is,

01:02:23the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.

01:02:28That means she's rewarding me.

01:02:30The president would never let your company go bankrupt.

01:02:33In fact, she's on her way now.

01:02:37So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?

01:02:43Who the fuck cares who he is?

01:02:45If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,

01:02:48who cares about this washed up war hero?

01:02:50We can break his legs, break his arms.

01:02:52No one would even bat an eye.

01:02:54She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.

01:02:58FBI!

01:02:59FBI!

01:03:01You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.

01:03:06Gotcha.

01:03:10Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.

01:03:13No, don't arrest her!

01:03:15Trixie's a good person.

01:03:17Please officer, don't arrest her!

01:03:19Grandma.

01:03:20Mr. Rogers.

01:03:21Mrs. Williams.

01:03:22What are you all doing here?

01:03:23The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.

01:03:26We were worried, so we came here to back you up.

01:03:30Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.

01:03:34She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.

01:03:37Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her

01:03:43out.

01:03:44She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.

01:03:47My fiance really is an incredible woman.

01:03:50She's an angel descended from heaven.

01:03:57You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.

01:04:01My brother is not a criminal.

01:04:03He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

01:04:07Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.

01:04:10And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.

01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.

01:04:18And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.

01:04:23I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.

01:04:27I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.

01:04:33If you wanna arrest me, fine.

01:04:36But don't fuck with my fiance.

01:04:37You don't get to decide, punk.

01:04:39Let's go!

01:05:02Get him!

01:05:03If you can.

01:05:04Rock!

01:05:07Oh!

01:05:13Gencomly, over 41.

01:05:14Can he have to use all 000annah moins?

01:05:15Domino!

01:05:15Oh!

01:05:16Oh, ah!

01:05:20Oh.

01:05:24Uh!

01:05:31Oh, man.

01:05:34Oh, my God.

01:05:55Is that enough pain, or do you want more?

01:06:06Legend is written all over you, Leicester.

01:06:10Grandma.

01:06:12Meet my new fiancé.

01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé?

01:06:18He's so manly.

01:06:20Much better than your last one.

01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.

01:06:25It's Butch's loss.

01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.

01:06:30She's like a shining star in the sky,

01:06:32and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.

01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling now?

01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?

01:06:39Drown out the poor!

01:06:41Drown out the poor!

01:06:43Drown out the poor!

01:06:44Drown out the poor!

01:06:45Drown out the poor!

01:06:47Drown out the poor!

01:06:48Drown out the poor!

01:06:48See, Trixie?

01:06:49You've got no connections, no power.

01:06:52You can't compete against me,

01:06:53even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.

01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.

01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,

01:07:01because you know we won't hurt them.

01:07:03Let them eat, Kate!

01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.

01:07:15Grab what you can, fam.

01:07:17Attack!

01:07:35You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.

01:07:43What the fuck was that?

01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!

01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!

01:07:56Dammit!

01:07:57Dammit!

01:07:59You forgot I had a gun, too?

01:08:02That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.

01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.

01:08:06We're cornered.

01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.

01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.

01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.

01:08:15They will be punished.

01:08:20Now hold still for me.

01:08:23Right.

01:08:24Ray rides the road.

01:08:36Holy fuck!

01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?

01:08:39By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?

01:08:40Is she the Goddess Healer?

01:08:45I'm all better now.

01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.

01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.

01:08:52No.

01:08:53Please.

01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.

01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.

01:08:57Sure.

01:08:59You hear that?

01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.

01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.

01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.

01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,

01:09:13but now you've hurt the innocent too.

01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.

01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?

01:09:20God?

01:09:21Wrong.

01:09:23But you're close.

01:09:25Bullshit.

01:09:25I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.

01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?

01:09:32Then let's see you try.

01:09:34Charge!

01:09:43The hell is this?

01:09:45This is the line between life and death.

01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?

01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.

01:09:57You're not the Grim Reaper.

01:09:59What if it's a trap?

01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.

01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.

01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.

01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?

01:10:09I will.

01:10:13Left leaves the wrong breast.

01:10:22I'm fine.

01:10:23Nothing happened.

01:10:25You'll see soon enough.

01:10:26Oh, please.

01:10:27I really wanna die.

01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?

01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.

01:10:34Whoops!

01:10:34Just crossed it again.

01:10:36Whoops!

01:10:37And again.

01:10:38Nothing's happening-

01:10:49No!

01:10:50No!

01:10:52Hey!

01:10:53What did you do to my brother?

01:10:55I didn't do anything.

01:10:56Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.

01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R.

01:11:01If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.

01:11:05Come on.

01:11:06Major.

01:11:07Are you not gonna help your own brother?

01:11:09How was he-

01:11:10able to cross the line?

01:11:11See?

01:11:11This must be an illusion.

01:11:15Only the pure of heart can cross the line.

01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?

01:11:27You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.

01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother.

01:11:30Oh, please.

01:11:32You hurt us first.

01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.

01:11:36But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.

01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.

01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.

01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer?

01:11:53When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:11:59Don't touch my wife.

01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.

01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.

01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.

01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.

01:12:18Oh, really?

01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.

01:12:22You've got nothing on me.

01:12:28Yes, tell the president to get here immediately.

01:12:35Goddess.

01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.

01:12:39Yes, we'll be there immediately.

01:12:44Get the VP.

01:12:45We're leaving now.

01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.

01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.

01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.

01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?

01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.

01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.

01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.

01:13:12You hear that, everyone?

01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.

01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.

01:13:25No.

01:13:26My granddaughter would never do that.

01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.

01:13:33Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:42Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are

01:13:49pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?

01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.

01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.

01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't

01:14:10working. You can't just fake the...

01:14:14Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.

01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.

01:14:24And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:14:32No.

01:14:33Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me.

01:14:38Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.

01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.

01:14:45We'll riot against, do you know?

01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!

01:14:54The Vice President arrives!

01:15:12Who dare cause ruckus in here.

01:15:17You're General Lysander Armstrong.

01:15:20Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?

01:15:24No, no. We've been through this already.

01:15:26What?

01:15:26ones, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to

01:15:34bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming

01:15:38still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander

01:15:46Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding. The moment you wake up, you fall under

01:15:53this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?

01:15:58He is the general, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me

01:16:06as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?

01:16:11We got the VP and the president. On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you.

01:16:19Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped

01:16:25from your military honors and titles. Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.

01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country

01:16:41from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:16:45Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.

01:16:52Yeah. It's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.

01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck

01:17:08about any damn titles.

01:17:11I truly saved a good man.

01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.

01:17:22And what can you do about it?

01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line

01:17:29of poison darts for the military. Let's try it out on them.

01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!

01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:50Did you hear that, boys?

01:17:54Oh.

01:18:04Shoot!

01:18:05Wait, that's the president.

01:18:18No!

01:18:19Hey, idiots!

01:18:20Oh, my God.

01:18:27Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madam President.

01:18:31That was...they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:18:35What is this?

01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.

01:18:41This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.

01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.

01:18:52And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?

01:18:56What are you doing? Reverse the poison.

01:18:58And take it out of the present before it's too late.

01:19:00That is easy.

01:19:02There's no need.

01:19:04I'll save everyone.

01:19:18It's raining gold!

01:19:21What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.

01:19:30She...she is...she is a criminal.

01:19:32Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:19:37Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:19:41What are you talking about?

01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.

01:19:55This contract?

01:19:57Yeah! Yes! Thank you, First Gentleman.

01:20:17My contract, you bitch!

01:20:19And that's not all.

01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.

01:20:38Don't you realize?

01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?

01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa.

01:20:46Money is worth more to you than human lives.

01:20:49And that's something I cannot tolerate.

01:20:51So prepare yourself.

01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:56What are you gonna do?

01:20:57The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:21:04You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now.

01:21:10So what's your final decision?

01:21:14I'll...

01:21:15She's gonna give me my billion-dollar...

01:21:21I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President?

01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar closet.

01:21:34You wish, you idiot!

01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:43I don't understand.

01:21:45I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.

01:21:50And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:56You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?

01:22:00The one and only.

01:22:04And it's...

01:22:06Her.

01:22:18What?!

01:22:21Welcome, Goddess.

01:22:35You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?

01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:44I wanted to walk the Earth as a normal person.

01:22:47To help those in need.

01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:22:52No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:58And she took it away just like that.

01:23:01That was her golden ticket.

01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend.

01:23:06But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.

01:23:10No, please, I swear.

01:23:11I didn't know you were an ex-wife.

01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.

01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:23:20She's an amazing person.

01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:25She's going to be my wife.

01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:35I love you.

01:23:48All her goals.

01:23:50All her clothes.

01:23:52All that could have been mine.

01:23:54This is all your fault.

01:23:55This is all...

01:23:56You seduced me!

01:23:59You were the one that came on to me, you...

01:24:01You...

01:24:01Himbo!

01:24:02Please, Trixie.

01:24:04Give me another chance.

01:24:06I want to be rich again.

01:24:08I'll be your slave.

01:24:10Kiss the ground you walk on.

01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize.

01:24:14But it's too late now.

01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:20You two should be locked up.

01:24:22And she shall.

01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:29It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:24:31I never loved you.

01:24:33It's your fault!

01:24:34I was only with you for your money.

01:24:36I don't care.

01:24:36You were rich.

01:24:38I'll send yourself out.

01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness just like you.

01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:51That is why I saved you.

01:24:54With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:59Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:25:05Let's party!

01:25:07Wait, what if we just got married?

01:25:09Right now?

01:25:10Yes.

01:25:11Well.

01:25:12Woo!

01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:20I do.

01:25:21I do.

01:25:21You may kiss the bride.

01:25:43You may kiss the bride.

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