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00:00Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you, so incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:10So I know that you're the one for me.
00:15This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:20I'm also worth it. I'm also worth it.
00:22Yeah.
00:23First gift.
00:29Trixie, I know that you just lost your home, so I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:35Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:40Second guess.
00:44This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:49Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:52It must be pennies.
00:54They've already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:56They've got nothing left.
00:58Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
01:00Look, I know.
01:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
01:05Okay?
01:06Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
01:12Right here.
01:21No.
01:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:27Cleo!
01:28Hey!
01:29Oh my God, you found my dog.
01:37Trixie I'm just a man, but with you it's so much more. Trixie and Morphe, will you marry me?
01:49You know I can't say no to this doggo.
01:54Yes, I will marry you.
02:13Go, go, power couple.
02:15Woo! Okay, stop. The only power couple here is Bunch and I.
02:22Let's remind everyone how worthy Trixie is.
02:26No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing, savvy scratch.
02:31Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
02:36Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
02:42Understand?
02:46You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
02:51This is General Lysander Armstrong.
03:01As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
03:08Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
03:11Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
03:17I bet my life you're all just... actors.
03:20Then you better enjoy your last breath.
03:22Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
03:24Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
03:26What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
03:29Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
03:32She wishes.
03:33She could blame her low status on bad luck.
03:35Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
03:39She's utterly unmarriable.
03:41Unmarriable.
03:44I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
03:48I'd handle them myself, but...
03:52I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
03:54Go ahead, Lysander.
04:02Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
04:04Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
04:08Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
04:10Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
04:20Uh, hello?
04:22Yes.
04:25What?!
04:30I'm so bankrupt!
04:40Hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
04:43That was a real call?
04:44People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
04:46My company's dead!
04:48It's evaporated!
04:49It's in thin air!
04:53That's impossible!
04:55Who are you?
04:56What did you do?
04:58Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
05:02And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
05:05Could that be how they bankrupted Ms. Wickham?
05:08Then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
05:19The tricks he's married.
05:20The famed war hero.
05:22The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
05:26Now you believe me?
05:28Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
05:31There's got to be some trick to this.
05:33You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
05:36It's awesome.
05:45I know why you're all over, Trixie.
05:47Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
05:52Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
05:58Leave your hands for me, or I'll have them move for you.
06:05I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
06:12I guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
06:16Sasa was just trying to save the company.
06:19I don't blame her at all.
06:21Your double standards are incredible.
06:22Okay, you don't want me?
06:24Fine.
06:25But there's plenty of clarification to see.
06:27I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
06:29Eight years old.
06:31Fresh for the taking.
06:39I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
06:42Thank you, Devin.
06:44Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee, but
06:51now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
06:55You're an insult to all good women out there.
06:57No, to all of humanity.
06:59So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
07:06Wait, everyone.
07:07Stop.
07:10They're impostors.
07:15I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled,
07:20because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
07:22So, we won't go bankrupt?
07:25The goddess healer?
07:26You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my medical products?
07:32Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
07:36The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
07:43That means she's rewarding me.
07:45The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
07:49In fact, she's on her way now.
07:53So, you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
07:59Who the fuck cares who he is?
08:00If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
08:06We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat.
08:09Aye, aye.
08:09She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
08:13FBI!
08:15FBI!
08:16You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
08:21Gotcha.
08:26Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
08:29No, don't arrest her!
08:31Trixie's a good person.
08:33Please, officer, don't arrest her!
08:35Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams,
08:38what are you all doing here?
08:39The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
08:42We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
08:46Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
08:50She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
08:53Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
08:59out.
09:00She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
09:03My fiancee really is an incredible woman.
09:06She's an angel descended from heaven.
09:13You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
09:17My brother is not a criminal.
09:19He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
09:24Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
09:27And that's why it's twice the crime for stealing his identity.
09:30General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
09:34And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
09:40I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
09:43I promise I'll get it resolved and then we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
09:49If you want to arrest me, fine.
09:52But don't fuck with my fiancee.
09:54You don't get to decide, punk. Let's go!
10:19Get him!
10:20If you can't.
10:44He's out there...
11:12Is that enough pain?
11:13I'll give you one more.
11:23Legend is written all over you, Icemanter.
11:27Grandma.
11:29Meet my new fiance.
11:33Wow, your new fiance.
11:35He's so manly.
11:37Much better than your last one.
11:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
11:42It's Butch's loss.
11:44Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
11:47She's like a shining star in the sky,
11:49and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
11:52Bitch, we name-calling them?
11:54I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
11:56Right, fam?
11:57Drown out the poor!
11:58Drown out the poor!
12:00Drown out the poor!
12:01Drown out the poor!
12:03Drown out the poor!
12:04Drown out the poor!
12:06See, Trixie?
12:07You've got no connections, no power.
12:09You can't compete against me,
12:11even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
12:13We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
12:15So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
12:18because you know we won't hurt them.
12:20Let them eat cake!
12:31You can't shoot all of them.
12:33Grab what you can, fam.
12:34Attack!
12:35Attack!
12:51You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
13:01What the fuck was that?
13:02I don't care what the fuck it was!
13:04I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
13:17You forgot I had a gun, too?
13:20That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
13:22Take Miss Trixie and the family and get out of here.
13:24We're quartered.
13:25I'll sacrifice myself to defend them all.
13:27Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
13:30I will not let your injury be in vain.
13:33They will be punished.
13:37Now hold still for me.
13:41Right?
13:42Where your heads are, I'm good.
13:54Holy fuck!
13:55Did she just reverse the bullet?
13:56Was Shani the goddess healer's chance?
13:58Is she the goddess healer?
14:04I'm all better now.
14:05Thank you, Miss Trixie.
14:07See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
14:10No.
14:11Please.
14:12I am just an ordinary girl.
14:13Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
14:15Sure.
14:17You hear that?
14:18She's just an average homeless girl on the streets.
14:21She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
14:24Well, I do not care for glory.
14:25I do believe in justice.
14:28Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
14:33I will make you both pay for your crimes.
14:35And who are you to judge me for what I do?
14:38God?
14:39Wrong.
14:41But you're close.
14:43Oh, bullshit.
14:44I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
14:49You want to cross the line so bad?
14:51Then let's see you try it.
14:52Charge!
14:54Charge!
15:02What the hell is this?
15:04This is the line between life and death.
15:08Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
15:11I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
15:16You're not the Grim Reaper.
15:18What if it's a trap?
15:19That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
15:21We ain't afraid of her.
15:22She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
15:25Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
15:28I will.
15:31I will.
15:32Left leaves the wrong rest.
15:41I'm fine.
15:42Nothing happened.
15:43You'll see soon enough.
15:45Oh, please.
15:46I really want to die.
15:48And you call this the line between life and death?
15:50I knew we were just making that shit up.
15:52Whoops.
15:53Just frosted again.
15:55Whoops.
15:55And again.
15:57Nothing's happened to you.
15:59Oh, shit.
16:01Oh, shit.
16:02Oh, shit.
16:02Oh, shit.
16:03Oh, shit.
16:12What did you do to my brother?
16:14I didn't do anything.
16:16Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
16:18I suggest you take him to the U.R.
16:21If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
16:24Come on.
16:25Major, are you not going to help your own brother?
16:28How was he able to cross the line?
16:30See, this must be an illusion.
16:35Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
16:37Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
16:47You're so sober, I wouldn't marry you.
16:49You go and hurt my brother.
16:50Oh, please.
16:51You hurt us first.
16:53At first.
16:54I was really hurt by your betrayal.
16:56But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
17:01Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
17:05You blame yourself for being worthless.
17:08You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
17:13And when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
17:19Don't touch my wife.
17:22And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
17:28You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
17:30But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
17:34Now, you're nothing but an ugly phony.
17:36And I'm the queen of everything.
17:37Oh, really?
17:39Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
17:42You've got nothing on me.
17:48Yes.
17:49Tell the president to get here immediately.
17:55Goddess.
17:56Madam President, I require your assistance.
18:00Yes, we'll be there immediately.
18:04Get the VP.
18:05We're leaving now.
18:09Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
18:13God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
18:16I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
18:19You're pathetic.
18:20Trixie, a secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
18:25Miss Wickham is correct.
18:26I was on the phone with the president earlier.
18:28Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
18:32You hear that, everyone?
18:33There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
18:39She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
18:43so she's come here to play up her importance.
18:45No.
18:46My granddaughter would never do that.
18:48Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
18:53Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
19:01Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
19:08and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
19:12Is this how the working class think all the time?
19:17I never realized how delusional they were.
19:20You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
19:26Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
19:30Trixie, it ain't working. You can't just fake the...
19:35Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
19:40Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
19:45And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
19:54No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
20:02No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
20:06We'll riot against you now.
20:08Tear her apart!
20:09Tear her apart!
20:11Tear her apart!
20:13Tear her apart!
20:14Tear her apart!
20:16The Vice President arrives!
20:33Who dare cause ruckus in here?
20:38You're General Lysander Armstrong.
20:41Wait, what?
20:43He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
20:46No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
20:49Right, Secretary Rachel?
20:50This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
20:56But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
21:00Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
21:03What I mean is...
21:05You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
21:09And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
21:11The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
21:15And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
21:20Is the General?
21:22Nobody's in trouble now.
21:24Did you hear that?
21:25Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
21:30So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
21:33We got the VP and the President.
21:35On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
21:40I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
21:44Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
21:52Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
21:57You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
22:00My brother is a war hero.
22:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
22:04He was in a coma for two years.
22:06If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
22:07Enough!
22:08You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
22:12Not just your brother.
22:14Yeah.
22:15It's okay.
22:17Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
22:20I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
22:25And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
22:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
22:33I truly saved a good man.
22:40I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
22:44And what can you do about it?
22:45Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
22:48My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
22:53Let's try it out on them.
22:56Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
22:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
22:59Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
23:02Despicable.
23:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
23:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
23:12Did you hear that voice?
23:25Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
23:50Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
23:53That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
23:58What is this?
24:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
24:03This is a war crime.
24:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
24:07You're the uncivilized buffoon.
24:09I can shoot whoever I want.
24:10I have a presidential contract.
24:11With great power comes great responsibility.
24:14And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
24:19What are you doing?
24:20Reverse the poison.
24:21I take it out of the president before it's too late.
24:23That is easy.
24:25There's no need.
24:27I'll save everyone.
24:41It's raining gold.
24:45What's happening?
24:46Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
24:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
24:51She, she, she is.
24:54She's a criminal.
24:56Don't worry, Madam President.
24:57We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
24:59I'd be quiet if I were you.
25:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
25:04What are you talking about?
25:06The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
25:18This contract?
25:20Yeah.
25:21Yes.
25:22Thank you, first gentleman.
25:40My contract, you bitch!
25:43And that's not all.
25:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
25:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus, don't you realize?
26:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
26:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
26:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
26:12And that's something I cannot tolerate.
26:15So prepare yourself.
26:16Because I'm about to smite you.
26:20What are you gonna do?
26:21The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
26:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
26:31Madam President, you've recovered now.
26:34So what's your final decision?
26:38I'll...
26:38She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
26:46I'll snap her until she sees 50 stars.
26:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
26:55You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar question!
26:58You wish!
26:59Idiot!
27:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
27:08I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing!
27:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
27:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
27:24The one and only.
27:26The one and only.
27:27And it's...
27:30The one and only.
27:40And it's...
27:42Laooooaaaat!
27:47Welcome, goddess.
27:59You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
28:02How else did you think I saved you?
28:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
28:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
28:12Help those in need.
28:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
28:17No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
28:23She took it away just like that.
28:26That was her golden ticket.
28:28You were once my fiancée and best friend.
28:31But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
28:35No, please, I swear to you. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
28:41It doesn't matter who she is.
28:43Chixi has a heart of gold.
28:44She's an amazing person.
28:46And you've ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
28:49She's going to be my wife.
28:51Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
29:00I love you.
29:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
29:19This is all your fault.
29:20This is all you need to do with me.
29:24You were the one that came on to me, you hippo.
29:28Please, Chixi, give me another chance.
29:31I want to be rich again.
29:33I'll be your slave.
29:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
29:37You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
29:40All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
29:45You two should be locked up.
29:47And she shall.
29:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
29:52Arrest Marissa and Butch.
29:54Wake up.
29:55This is all your fault, Marissa.
29:56I never loved you.
29:58It's all your fault.
29:59I was only with you for your money.
30:01You can't.
30:02You were rich.
30:03You're an awesome self-help.
30:06Rest assured, goddess.
30:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
30:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
30:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
30:17That is why I saved you.
30:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
30:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
30:31Let's party!
30:32Wait, we just got married.
30:35Right now.
30:36Yes.
30:37Well.
30:38Woo!
30:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
30:45I do.
30:46I do.
30:47You may kiss the bride.
30:56I do.
31:13You may kiss the bride.
31:14You may kiss the bride.
31:14You may kiss the bride.
31:15You may kiss the bride.