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The Virgin's Christmas Wish 0
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00:00So I can finally lose my virginity
00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender
00:13Look at you, freckles like a moon to sandwich
00:17Even your body looks like you've used Kate to
00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year
00:40Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
00:46You get your options
00:48First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true
00:54Or I can print this
00:59And put it all over your neighbor's head
01:02Please don't
01:06There is no way out of this
01:08Why didn't you ask James?
01:13Go on
01:16Three
01:20Two
01:21James, don't you?
01:24Ew, what the fuck?
01:26I don't see what a fucking cactus
01:46Are you okay?
01:49Where did you come from?
01:54Santa?
01:55Could it be?
01:57Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:01You look like you need a Christmas present
02:03Go on
02:05Pick one
02:06It's yours
02:13I pick you
02:18Oh
02:20The
02:20You look like you're out of the house
02:22You look like a fucking climax
02:27Oh
02:34You look like a cactus
02:34It's yours
02:39You look like a thing
02:41I'm showing you
02:41capacitors
02:41I'm like your boyfriend
02:41I'm like associating
02:42Oh
02:47So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:53Wait, how?
02:55How do you know my name?
02:57Magic.
02:59No, it's right on that student car over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret?
03:07This is my first time.
03:10I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:12Our first time.
03:14Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:45Do you leave?
03:51Morning has reendured.
03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.
03:55If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:59Brett Langley.
04:01Brett Langley?
04:04I slept with Brett Langley.
04:06The bad boy?
04:12I got remarried.
04:15You got remarried?
04:18We just buried mom a few months ago.
04:20Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
04:22I'm telling you, not asking.
04:26Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:29She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:31Name's Thistle.
04:32And she's a freshman.
04:33Like I fucking care.
04:35I will never accept that.
04:37It's not your call.
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:45Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:49No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
04:55Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:20I did it.
05:21I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well, here comes our virgin queen.
05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.
05:34I...
05:45I will delete it right now.
05:47Give it to me.
05:51Huh.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:54Imagine how pissed Rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch
05:58was name-dropping him for attention.
06:12Who made our little reindeer cry?
06:15Let's go.
06:24Relax.
06:25I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:28He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Britney.
06:35Right?
06:36Rat?
06:37Would you be my date
06:38to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
06:42What?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:45Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:52This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:57You?
06:58Baking a cake.
07:03Alright.
07:04Just some tough guy
07:05with some bad temper
07:06and no hobbies.
07:07Is that the picture?
07:12Is that right?
07:24How's that taste?
07:31It's me.
07:33Alright.
07:34Let's go.
07:39I got teamwork.
07:47At the
07:48homecoming dance
07:50is in
07:50two days.
07:51Would you
07:51maybe
07:52wanna
07:56I got it.
07:56Now sugar.
07:58Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:08Anyway,
08:09what were you saying?
08:12This is the first cake
08:14anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:21You're telling me
08:22you've never had a birthday cake?
08:24No one's ever
08:26brought me a birthday party before.
08:33Well then,
08:35every cake
08:37needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:58She's not as bad
08:59as her mother.
09:00She's just
09:02her.
09:06So,
09:07Fire Rat
09:08isn't here yet.
09:10He's like
09:11just 10 minutes late.
09:14He's probably
09:15just
09:16run away.
09:17I'll
09:17text him again.
09:18Take it
09:18to the
09:19rest.
09:20It's not
09:21gay.
09:22There's no way
09:23he'll be into
09:24someone who
09:24looks like
09:25a 12
09:26years
09:26old
09:27boy.
09:31Dude,
09:32you've got to
09:33see this.
09:33Brittany's about
09:34eating her alive.
09:37Since you're
09:38so desperate
09:39for Brett's
09:40attention,
09:41why didn't
09:42I help you up?
09:43No.
09:44No,
09:45let me go.
10:11Oh my god.
10:13Look at you.
10:14Oh,
10:14don't
10:15go.
10:18So
10:19pretty.
10:20Really?
10:21Let's
10:21show everyone
10:21how gorgeous
10:23you are.
10:26Everyone,
10:27check this
10:28out.
10:29Fix your
10:30eyes
10:30on
10:31Aston
10:32Heights
10:32top
10:33girl.
10:34Please don't
10:35fail.
10:39Look how
10:40popular
10:41you are.
10:42Unfortunately,
10:43no matter
10:44how pathetic
10:45you look,
10:46Brett
10:46won't
10:47care.
10:48Because he
10:49only belongs
10:49to me.
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh, no.
10:52Oh, no.
10:53Oh, no.
10:54Oh, no.
11:17No way.
11:19Brett won't go for anyone but me.
11:22Hey.
11:26Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
11:34Great joke.
11:38Brett, I need...
11:44It's showtime, liar.
11:53Oh, don't be shy now.
11:56Show us your charm.
12:00Everyone, let's give it a round of applause.
12:03Our new walking sex symbol.
12:12Dix and Stonewitz know her.
12:15Sister's body makes us her.
12:18Oh, you get tired so soon.
12:22We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:30Yummy.
12:30Mommy.
12:40Great.
12:42That's so much better.
12:45Well, don't let her joke.
12:47There's something to wash it down with.
12:56Why did you lie?
12:58Is this what you wanted?
13:02Is she out of her mind?
13:03This is a gala, not a strip quote.
13:08Something doesn't feel wrong.
13:10Isn't she doing Forbes into this?
13:20Where are you even hiding?
13:22You've got nothing in there.
13:24She looks like a stick figure.
13:26Strip all you want, honey.
13:28No one's getting hard.
13:55so i can finally lose my virginity
14:00oh god i think she's mistaking santa for tinder
14:08oh look at you freckles like a moon to sandwich
14:12even your body looks like you haven't used kate to let's spare santa the tough case this year
14:34too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
14:41you get your options first strip down and ask who want to make your little
14:47christmas fish country more i can print this and put it all over your name with it please don't
15:02go on
15:03why didn't you ask james go on
15:10three
15:15two james would you ew what the f**k i don't see a f**king cactus
15:40are you okay
15:43where did you come from
15:49santa could it be did santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend you look like you need
15:57a
15:57christmas present go on pick one it's yours
16:07i pick you
16:08I don't know.
16:41So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
16:47Wait, how?
16:49How do you know my name?
16:52Magic.
16:53No, it's right on that student card over there.
16:58Can I tell you a secret?
17:01This is my first time.
17:04I don't really know what I'm doing.
17:06Our first time?
17:08Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
17:12No, it's just...
17:15Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
17:23I'm sure.
17:39Did you leave?
17:46Morning, Miss Reindeer.
17:48Last night wasn't a game to me.
17:50If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
17:53Brett Langley.
17:56Langley?
17:58I slept with Brett Langley.
18:01The bad boy?
18:06I got remarried.
18:09You got remarried?
18:12You just buried mom a few months ago.
18:15Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
18:16I'm telling you not asking.
18:20Her name is Rosemary Vale.
18:23She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
18:25Her name's Thistle.
18:26And she's a freshman.
18:28Like I fucking care.
18:29I will never accept that.
18:32It's not your call.
18:37I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
18:39Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.
18:43No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
18:50Not a goddamn chance at hell.
18:59But you're not quite what I pictured.
19:14I did it.
19:16I proved myself.
19:18Maybe they'll finally accept me.
19:22Well, well.
19:24Here comes our virgin queen.
19:27I'm not a virgin anymore.
19:29I...
19:40I will delete it right now.
19:42Give it to me.
19:46Huh.
19:47This is too good to delete.
19:49Imagine how pissed Rat will be
19:51when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
20:06Who made our little reindeer cry?
20:10Let's go.
20:18Relax.
20:19I've got you.
20:20I was wrong about him.
20:23He's actually nice.
20:25Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
20:27He'll help me with Britney.
20:29Right?
20:30Brett?
20:31Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
20:36What?
20:37I can't hear you.
20:39Forget it.
20:40I'll ask another time.
20:46This is how you'll help me shake it off.
20:51You?
20:52Baking a cake.
20:57Alright.
20:58Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
21:02Is that the picture?
21:07Is that right?
21:19How's that taste?
21:25It's me.
21:28Alright.
21:28Let's go.
21:34I have teamwork.
21:41I have teamwork.
21:42The homecoming dance is in two days.
21:46Would you maybe want to...
21:50Now sugar.
21:53Sugar makes you happy.
21:55It's science.
22:02Anyway, what were you saying?
22:07This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
22:13I'll never forget it.
22:16You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
22:19No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
22:27Well, then, every cake needs a candle.
22:39Go ahead.
22:52She's not as bad as her mother
22:55She's just
22:56Her
23:00So
23:01Why Rat isn't here yet
23:04He's like
23:0515 minutes late
23:09He's probably just
23:10Run away
23:11I'll have a snare
23:12Take it and rest
23:14It's not a game
23:16There's no way you'll be into someone
23:19Who looks like a 12 years old boy
23:25Dude
23:26You've got to see this
23:27Rini's about to eat her alive
23:32Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention
23:35Why don't I help you up?
23:38No
23:38No, let me go
23:49Oh
23:50Oh
23:52Oh my god
24:07Look at you.
24:08Oh, don't go.
24:13So pretty, really.
24:15Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
24:21Everyone, check this out.
24:23Fix your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
24:28Please don't fail.
24:34Look how popular you are.
24:36Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
24:40Rhett won't care.
24:42Because he only belongs to me.
24:45Hello.
24:46Hello.
24:47Hello.
24:51Hello.
24:51Hello.
24:54Hello.
24:56Hello.
24:56Hello.
24:59Hello.
25:12Hello.
25:23Hello.
25:29Hello.
25:32Hello.
25:34Hello.
25:38Hello.
25:39Hello.
25:41Hello.
25:43Hello.
25:49Hello.
25:54Hello.
26:13Hello.
26:16Hello.
26:18Hello.
26:24Hello.
26:35Great.
26:36That's so much better.
26:37Hello.
27:05Hello.
27:07Hello.
27:07Hello.
27:14Hello.
27:16Hello.
27:16Hello.
27:20Hello.
27:21Hello.
27:31Hello.
27:32Hello.
27:33Hello.
27:34Hello.
27:49Hello.
27:52Hello.
27:56Hello.
27:58Hello.
28:13Hello.
28:28Hello.
28:44Hello.
28:44Hello.
28:52Hello.
28:57Hello.
28:59Why didn't you ask James?
29:02Go on.
29:04Three.
29:09Two.
29:10James, would you...
29:12Ew.
29:13What the fuck?
29:15I don't see a fucking cactus.
29:16Jesus.
29:34Are you okay?
29:37Where did you come from?
29:42Santa?
29:44Could it be?
29:46Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
29:50You look like you need a Christmas present.
29:53Go on.
29:54Pick one.
29:55It's yours.
30:01I pick you.
30:13A little bit.
30:16A little bit.
30:35So.
30:37Mr. Sylvia.
30:38Are you ready to be my reindeer?
30:41Wait, how-
30:44How do you know my name?
30:46Magic.
30:47No, it's right on that student card over there.
30:52Can I tell you a secret?
30:56This is my first time.
30:58I don't really know what I'm doing.
31:01Our first time?
31:03Do you not...
31:04Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
31:07No, it's just...
31:10Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
31:18I'm sure.
31:34Hey, Leaf.
31:40Morning, Miss Reindeer.
31:42Last night wasn't a game to me.
31:44If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
31:48Brett Langley.
31:50Langley?
31:53I slept with Brett Langley.
31:55The bad boy?
32:01I got remarried.
32:03You got remarried?
32:07You just buried mom a few months ago.
32:09Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
32:11I'm telling you, not asking.
32:15Her name is Rosemary Vale.
32:17She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
32:19Name's Thistle.
32:20And she's a freshman.
32:21Like I fucking care.
32:24I will never accept that.
32:26It's not your call.
32:31I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
32:34Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
32:37No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
32:44Not a goddamn chance in hell.
32:53But you're not quite what I pictured.
33:09I did it.
33:10I proved myself.
33:12Maybe they'll finally accept me.
33:16Well, well.
33:18Here comes our virgin queen.
33:21I'm not a virgin anymore.
33:23I...
33:34I will delete it right now.
33:36Give it to me.
33:40Huh.
33:41This is too good to delete.
33:43Imagine how pissed Rat will be
33:46when he hears that this bitch
33:47was name-dropping him for attention.
34:01Who made our little reindeer fly?
34:04Let's go.
34:12Relax.
34:13I've got you.
34:15I was wrong about him.
34:17He's actually nice.
34:19Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
34:21He'll help me with Britney.
34:23Right?
34:24Brad?
34:25Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
34:31What?
34:32I can't hear you.
34:33Forget it.
34:35I'll ask another time.
34:40This is how you'll help me shake it off.
34:46You?
34:47Baking a cake.
34:51All right.
34:53Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
34:57Is that the picture?
35:01Is that right?
35:13How's that taste?
35:20It's me.
35:22All right.
35:23Let's go.
35:23What?
35:28Why are teamwork?
35:35That's...
35:37The...
35:37Homecoming dance is in...
35:39Two days.
35:40Would you...
35:41Maybe...
35:42Wanna...
35:44now sugar
35:47sugar makes you happy
35:49it's science
35:56anyway
35:57what were you saying?
36:01this is the first cake anyone's ever given me
36:05thank you
36:08I'll never forget it
36:10you're telling me you've never had a birthday cake
36:13no one's ever
36:14brought me a birthday party before
36:22well then
36:24every cake
36:25needs a candle
36:33go ahead
36:47she's not as bad as her mother
36:49she's just
36:51her
36:55so
36:55why rat isn't here yet
36:59he's like
37:00just 10 minutes late
37:03he's probably just
37:04run away
37:05I'll text him again
37:06take it back
37:08oh it's not a game
37:10there's no way you'll ever eat
37:12to someone who looks like
37:14a 12 years old boy
37:20dude
37:20you've got to see this
37:22Rini's about to eat her alive
37:26since you're so desperate
37:28for rat's attention
37:30why didn't I help you up
37:32no
37:32no let me go
37:46aww
37:58oh my god
38:01look at you
38:02all dolled up
38:06so pretty
38:08really
38:09let's show everyone
38:10how gorgeous you are
38:14everyone
38:15check this out
38:17fix your eyes
38:19on the Aston Heights
38:21top girl
38:22he's so
38:23sale
38:28look how popular you are
38:30unfortunately
38:32no matter how pathetic you look
38:34rat won't care
38:36because he only belongs to me
38:39oh
38:39oh
38:40oh
38:40oh
38:41oh
38:41oh
38:41oh
38:41oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:43oh
38:45oh
38:46oh
38:46oh
38:48oh
38:58oh
39:05no way
39:07no way
39:08press won't go for anyone but me
39:10hi
39:14now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I
39:18slept with you
39:22great joke
39:26where's rat I need
39:32it's showtime
39:34liar
39:41oh
39:42don't be shy now
39:44show us your charm
39:47everyone
39:48everyone
39:49let's give a round of applause
39:51how are you
39:52walking sex don't fall
39:56whrrr
39:57ACTUALLY
40:00hahaha
40:01ha
40:01six and stoneworts know her
40:03sister's buddy makes us her
40:06him
40:06ha ha ha
40:07aww
40:08you get tired so soon
40:10We should keep you goin' with some carbs
40:12eh
40:18Yummy.
40:29Great. That's so much better.
40:33Well, don't let her choke.
40:36I think there's something to wash it down with.
40:45Why did you lie?
40:47Is this what you wanted?
40:50Is she out of her mind?
40:52This is a gala, not a strip club.
40:56Something doesn't feel wrong.
40:58Isn't she being forced into this?
41:09Where are you even hiding?
41:11You got nothing in there.
41:13She looks like a stick figure.
41:15Strip all you want, honey.
41:17No one's getting hard.
41:42My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
41:49Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
41:56Look at you.
41:58Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
42:01Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to it.
42:05Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
42:23Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
42:29You get your options.
42:31First, strip down and ask who wanna make your little person's fish come true.
42:37Or, I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
42:45Please don't.
42:49There is no way out of this.
42:52What is that?
42:54Why didn't you ask James?
42:56Go on.
42:59Three.
43:03Two.
43:04James, would you...
43:06Ew, what the fuck?
43:09I don't see all the fucking characters.
43:29Are you okay?
43:32Where did you come from?
43:37Santa?
43:38Could it be?
43:40Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
43:44You look like you need a Christmas present.
43:47Go on.
43:48Pick one.
43:49It's yours.
43:55I pick you.
44:30So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:36Wait, how...
44:38How do you know my name?
44:40Magic.
44:42No, it's right on that student card over there.
44:47Can I tell you a secret?
44:50This is my first time.
44:52I don't really know what I'm doing.
44:55Our first time?
44:57Do you not...
44:58Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
45:01No, it's just...
45:04Are you sure you want your first time to be...
45:08with me?
45:12I'm sure.
45:28Do you leave?
45:34Morning, Miss Reindeer.
45:36Last night wasn't a game to me.
45:38If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
45:42Brett Langley.
45:47I slept with Brett Langley.
45:49The bad boy?
45:55I slept with Brett Langley.
46:03The bad boy?
46:05I'm telling you, not asking!
46:09Her name is Rosemary Vale.
46:12She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
46:14Her name's Thistle, and she's a freshman.
46:16Like I fucking care.
46:18I will never accept that.
46:21It's not your call.
46:26I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
46:28Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
46:31No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
46:38Not a goddamn chance in hell.
46:48But you're not quite what I pictured.
47:03I did it. I proved myself.
47:06Maybe they'll finally accept me.
47:10Well, well.
47:12Here comes our Virgin Queen.
47:15I'm not a Virgin anymore.
47:18I...
47:24I...
47:29I will delete it right now.
47:30Give it to me.
47:35This is too good to delete.
47:37Imagine how pissed Rat will be when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
47:55Who made our little reindeer fly?
47:58Let's go.
48:07Relax.
48:08I've got you.
48:09I was wrong about him.
48:12He's actually nice.
48:13Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
48:16He'll help me with Britney.
48:18Right?
48:19Right?
48:20Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
48:25What?
48:26I can't hear you.
48:28Forget it.
48:29I'll ask another time.
48:35This is how you'll help me shake it off.
48:40You?
48:41Baking a cake?
48:46Alright.
48:47Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies?
48:51Is that the picture?
48:55Is that right?
49:07How's that taste?
49:14Sweet.
49:16Alright, let's go.
49:22I have teamwork.
49:30At the homecoming dances in two days, would you maybe wanna...
49:39Now sugar.
49:41Sugar makes you happy.
49:43It's science.
49:51Anyway, what were you saying?
49:55This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
50:02I'll never forget it.
50:04You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
50:07No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
50:16Well then.
50:18Every cake needs a candle.
50:28Go ahead.
50:41She's not as bad as her mother.
50:45She's just...
50:46Her.
50:50Why Rat isn't here yet?
50:53He's like...
50:54Just ten minutes late.
50:57He's probably just been late.
51:00I'll text him again.
51:01Hey you, Rat.
51:03It's not a game.
51:05There's no way he'll be into someone
51:07who looks like a twelve years old boy.
51:14Dude, you gotta see this, Brittany's about to eat her alive.
51:20Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention,
51:24why don't I help you up?
51:26No, no let me go!
51:38Oh my god, look at you!
51:57Oh, dolled up.
52:01So pretty, really.
52:03Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
52:09Everyone, check this out.
52:12Face your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
52:17Please don't fail.
52:22Look how popular you are.
52:25Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
52:29Brett won't care.
52:31Because he only belongs to me.
53:00No way!
53:01Brett won't go for any one.
53:03Someone bugged me.
53:05Hi!
53:09Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:27It's showtime, liar.
53:35Oh, don't be shy now.
53:38Show us your charm.
53:42Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sexy ball.
53:55Dicks and Stormwits know her.
53:58Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:01Oh, you get tired so soon.
54:04We should keep you going.
54:06We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:13Yummy.
54:13Honey.
54:23Great.
54:25That's so much better.
54:28Well, don't let her choke.
54:30There's nothing to wash it down with.
54:39Why did you lie?
54:41Is this what you wanted?
54:45Is she out of her mind?
54:46This is a gala, not a strip quote.
54:51Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:53Isn't she being forced into this?
55:03Where are you even hiding?
55:05You got nothing in there.
55:07She looks like a stick figure.
55:09Strip all you want, honey.
55:11No one's getting hard.
55:18Ah!
55:20Ahhh!
55:33Shhhh!
55:34Good luck.
55:36разные
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