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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time.
00:03:26We're jokes.
00:03:27Oh, no!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish?
00:03:44Yes, you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, Jesus. This is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:58Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:29Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:34Security, get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:54You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:09You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:24With pleasure.
00:15:26With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:13General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:58Let's go for this.
00:18:16Let's go for this.
00:18:38You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom.
00:18:58By a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:19That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men.
00:20:23And then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:46I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:03That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scouting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:22:38And her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41Excuse me.
00:22:45You're just talking to me with your phone.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim.
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him.
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:26Those damascals.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:14No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:17There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21But how could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:31It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:57You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:23Never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:50Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:04Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27She's cured.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:11I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:18No, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen, angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:40And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words.
00:30:00And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:25And he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:20I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over to the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years.
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:18Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:17You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:25for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street credit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:03The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even so much
00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was to
00:38:09broken your heart,
00:38:10but
00:38:11embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:15the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back
00:38:32to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet
00:38:37someone who will
00:38:38treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:42Grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stick the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:24presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir?
00:39:45The homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie?
00:39:47This is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:48Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:54providing for him
00:39:55and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring
00:40:04it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men, I'm only
00:40:09alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:14Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:39special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:41getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, Butch is
00:40:57taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh and please don't be
00:40:59so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:03U.S. Health Department
00:41:04but this is a partay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:14president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:17the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor
00:41:20and that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:34start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:14Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:20You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:36Even the first
00:42:37woman president will
00:42:38be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me
00:42:46she's like
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex
00:42:51but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to
00:42:56my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what
00:42:58poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand that
00:43:09feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:12contract.
00:43:18You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:24connection, so how
00:43:25could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to
00:43:27get the US
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I
00:43:34saw potential in
00:43:35you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best
00:43:37friend.
00:43:38But I recognize
00:43:39now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:41Don't be all
00:43:42sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:43your man.
00:43:45This is what
00:43:46us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal
00:43:48from lame
00:43:49spinsters for
00:43:49fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day.
00:43:56I can say that
00:43:57now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody
00:44:03put that on a
00:44:04memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07Drink her
00:44:07sup.
00:44:07Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even
00:44:12have to lift a
00:44:13finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing
00:44:15yourself in front
00:44:15of everyone for
00:44:16me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:19sound like a
00:44:20man, but you're
00:44:21nothing but a
00:44:22pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26You're moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:31lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:41request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion dollar
00:45:02contract for
00:45:02Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:06supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home you
00:45:19try to swindle from
00:45:20me.
00:45:23See, everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease and
00:45:31here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is where
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, I
00:45:42don't know, beg for a
00:45:43little treat while
00:45:43you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand
00:45:55me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything I've
00:45:58ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:12can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the
00:46:19bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a
00:46:26fancy party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the
00:46:33doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie
00:46:46Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:48Wickham wedding right
00:46:49now.
00:46:49Butch Tanner.
00:46:50Well, he's going to
00:46:51wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with
00:46:53him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy
00:47:00guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of
00:47:02people from much
00:47:03worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:05of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander
00:47:08Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:10legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:18ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability to
00:47:23heal someone like
00:47:24General Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going
00:47:26to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's...
00:47:33You're just asking to be
00:47:35humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:44everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:46freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:05of the United States
00:48:06herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold
00:48:12digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came
00:48:40here to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you
00:49:05back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:28alive.
00:49:29I'm sorry.
00:49:31I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you,
00:49:35Trixie, not even
00:49:36the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Licender scooped
00:50:06you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring
00:50:12my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:20like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:23Two!
00:50:24Two!
00:50:26Two!
00:50:28Two!
00:50:29Three!
00:50:30Three!
00:50:30Three!
00:50:32Three!
00:50:33This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying
00:50:41a hand on my future
00:50:43wife.
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:51:00It's...
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:13wife
00:51:15you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:28any
00:51:34favors i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all loving
00:51:40dog don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of
00:51:44woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob
00:51:59was
00:52:00willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way
00:52:29you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to fuck with me you little dipshit i'm a fucking
00:52:57major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not
00:53:03know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole
00:53:08time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:27trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe she tried to pay some off some more don't you think
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:09it's not in my nature i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:33mhm oscar worthy
00:54:35oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:38first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:49worth 500 million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:58this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:02which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07it must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left
00:55:12why sander
00:55:13i really don't care for any of you
00:55:15no look i i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:24is um
00:55:26well
00:55:41cleo
00:55:42hey
00:55:44oh my god
00:55:46you found my dog
00:55:51trixie i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you it's so much more
00:55:55trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:29woo
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:32the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:00you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general
00:57:06lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:22yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31i bet my life you're all just
00:57:33actors
00:57:34then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:42the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:53she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02i'd handle them myself but
00:58:06i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander
00:58:18please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:37what
00:58:43i'm a fake rat
00:58:55are you sure that was the call saucer that that was a real call
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:03it's in thin air
00:59:08that's impossible
00:59:10who are you
00:59:11what did you do
00:59:13secretary cho
00:59:13you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:23then that means
00:59:26you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man
00:59:32in the country
00:59:33trixies mary
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:50us
00:59:50it's awesome
00:59:52it's awesome
00:59:53please
00:59:54please
00:59:59i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what
01:00:04a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:12do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:15ah
01:00:16ah
01:00:17ah
01:00:18ah
01:00:19ah
01:00:20i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:39but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:44uh 18 years old
01:00:45fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55miss trixine
01:00:56thank you devon
01:00:59marissa
01:01:00marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:03by stealing my fiance
01:01:05but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no to all of humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:17i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're impostors
01:01:26i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't
01:01:38go bankrupt
01:01:39the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact
01:02:04she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my products
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:21we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:29FBI
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:43no don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:47please officer don't arrest her
01:02:49grandma
01:02:50mr. Rogers
01:02:52mrs. Williams
01:02:52what are you all doing here
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the break up between you and butch
01:02:56we were worried
01:02:58so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer i can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:17my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:20she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45general Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:03:54i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:57i promise that i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:34get him
01:04:34get him
01:04:35if you can
01:04:36Oh!
01:05:06Oh!
01:05:26Is that enough pain? Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:36Hmm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:50And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:56I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:41Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:01Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:45working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21Who will riot against you now?
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no
01:15:02we've been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled
01:15:09this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i
01:15:14got the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:20you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even
01:15:41the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up
01:15:46some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing
01:15:54trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are
01:16:01stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:31it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:44buck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it oh mr vice president i have swell idea my biomedical company invented the
01:17:05latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting
01:17:23power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:32oh
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:57Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President, that was, they were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:18:12the fraud in the middle.
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... she... she is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President, we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:19healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah! Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:14There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:30So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:23I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:45And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:59What?!
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:05Oh, we-oh.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:20then why did you keep it a secret for so long I wanted to walk the earth as a
01:22:27normal person help those in need and make sure the man I chose loved me for
01:22:32me no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39she took away just like that that was our golden ticket you were once my
01:22:45fiance and best friend but after everything you've done we're officially
01:22:49getting ties with you both no please I swear I didn't know you're an ex it
01:22:57doesn't matter who she is Trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and
01:23:02you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her she's gonna be my wife because she
01:23:08is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:30all her gold all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your
01:23:37you seduce me
01:23:40you were the one that came on to me you himbo please Trixie give me another chance
01:23:47I want to be rich again I'll be your slave kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize but it's too late now all I see is your
01:23:58greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up and she shall for creating illegal weapons of
01:24:07mass destruction arrest Marissa and butch wick up it's all your fault Marissa I
01:24:13never loved you it's your fault I was only with you for your money I didn't care you were rich
01:24:22rest assured goddess we will not be using these biomedical weapons my platform is
01:24:28spreading kindness just like you I knew you'd uphold our shared values that is
01:24:34why I saved you with these healing hands I will work tirelessly to change the
01:24:39world one good deed at a time well let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:46let's party wait what if we just got married right now yes do you take each
01:24:58other to be your lawfully wedded partner I do I do you may kiss the bride
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