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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! - FULL EPISODE
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27Oh, no!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, Jesus.
00:03:54Giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:31Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:58Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:05Oh, you're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know
00:08:12a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:34Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:54You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:09You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay.
00:10:21What?
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:55wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:19Oh yeah?
00:15:20Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:24With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:38I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Let's go for this.
00:17:38Let's go for this.
00:17:38Mm-hmm.
00:17:41Hmm.
00:18:41That homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:03Hey, where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:46I'm just a woman.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:47And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:55By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scouting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41Excuse me, please.
00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those amus hills.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No. I believe Miss Trixie is a good person. She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No! No! Absolutely not. There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure? Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir. This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:31It's called Borderline Revival. She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this. He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:58Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor. Only I know the right techniques to take her
00:25:04down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands. You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it. The finishing touch. I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:54Poison gas? My son is in there. You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General. Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:50Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap. Oh my god. Get back, sucker.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a killer.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:24queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:51Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a
00:30:03wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:20I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and
00:30:25he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:05Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:05We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over to the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years.
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:18Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:17You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:25for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about,
00:35:40Josie?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house
00:35:52on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street credit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:03The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:58by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:02why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10You fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even so much
00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name,
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:15the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me
00:38:18just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back
00:38:32to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet
00:38:37someone who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's crashing
00:38:52at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stick the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir?
00:39:45The homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie?
00:39:47This is the file
00:39:48of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:14Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow our lives
00:40:18to protect her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day
00:40:40for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour,
00:40:43my company will be receiving
00:40:44the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations on the contract
00:40:54once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please,
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people
00:41:09in the nation have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president
00:41:15will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa
00:41:21is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our entertainment
00:42:10for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:31Look at me
00:42:32and then go look
00:42:33at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:36Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here
00:42:39any second now
00:42:39to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex
00:42:51but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:55to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:18You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of everyone.
00:44:07Make yourself.
00:44:07Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-digging,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, Butch.
00:44:18You may look and sound
00:44:20like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have
00:45:26the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over
00:45:30the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to,
00:45:41I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gotten delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:28will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:49Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish
00:46:51she died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:05of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he saved
00:47:14the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly
00:47:21have this magical ability
00:47:22to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here
00:47:26is going to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:33You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:36Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:04female president
00:48:05of the United States
00:48:06herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:39Which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never
00:49:05take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you
00:49:12my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here alive.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:33After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to
00:49:37save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't
00:49:53know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Licender scooped you
00:50:06off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:33This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:42for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:52giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who,
00:51:56in a hundred-foot pole,
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:36Mmm.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to do me
00:52:52the favor of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:00I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:29looks like a cowboy.
00:53:33A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been out
00:53:40of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:42to pay some house
00:53:43some more.
00:53:43Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that
00:54:02we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:14Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Mm-hmm.
00:54:34Oscar-worthy.
00:54:35Oscar-worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:37First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55second gift.
00:54:58This contains all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:12Why, Sander,
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:23is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:32The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:37how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's
00:56:48homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making this woman
00:56:50my wife,
00:56:50which means that she will
00:56:52be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man
00:57:04on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if,
00:57:17like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone
00:57:29from the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:33actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy
00:57:36your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:44your poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:48on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose
00:57:59of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't
00:58:01prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:06I'll let you
00:58:07do all the
00:58:08heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead,
00:58:09Lysander.
00:58:17Yes,
00:58:17hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:20for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:24anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:27to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh,
00:58:35hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going
00:58:45bankrupt!
00:58:55Are you sure
00:58:56that was
00:58:56the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real
00:58:58call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go
00:59:00bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's
00:59:01dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04Puff.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:12Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of
00:59:15Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the
00:59:17Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they
00:59:21bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that
00:59:24means...
00:59:26You're
00:59:27really Lysander
00:59:28Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most
00:59:31powerful man
00:59:32in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's
00:59:34married,
00:59:34the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:36the man
00:59:37every girl
00:59:37wants
00:59:38and every
00:59:38man
00:59:38wants to
00:59:39be.
00:59:41Now you
00:59:41believe me?
00:59:42Those who
00:59:43do bad
00:59:43will always
00:59:44end up
00:59:44losing
00:59:44everything.
00:59:46There's got
00:59:47to be
00:59:47some trick
00:59:48to this.
00:59:48You guys
00:59:48are just
00:59:49bums trying
00:59:49to extort
00:59:50money from
00:59:50us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:59I know
01:00:00why you're
01:00:01all over
01:00:02Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've
01:00:03been in the
01:00:03military for
01:00:04so long,
01:00:04you don't
01:00:04know what
01:00:04a real
01:00:05woman can
01:00:05do for
01:00:06you.
01:00:07Let me
01:00:07take you
01:00:08to my
01:00:08wedding
01:00:08chamber
01:00:08and I'll
01:00:09show you
01:00:09a good
01:00:10time.
01:00:12Do you
01:00:13rub your
01:00:13hands
01:00:13for me
01:00:14or I'll
01:00:14have
01:00:15them
01:00:15removed
01:00:15for you.
01:00:20I would
01:00:21never be
01:00:21interested in
01:00:22a woman
01:00:22who's as
01:00:23vile and
01:00:24cruel and
01:00:24wicked as
01:00:25you are.
01:00:26Guess the
01:00:27cheater gets
01:00:27cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was
01:00:32just trying
01:00:32to save
01:00:32the company.
01:00:34I don't
01:00:34blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double
01:00:36standards are
01:00:36incredible.
01:00:37Okay,
01:00:37you don't
01:00:38want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's
01:00:40plenty of
01:00:41other
01:00:41efficiency.
01:00:42I can
01:00:42give you
01:00:42a room
01:00:43full of
01:00:43pageant
01:00:44winners.
01:00:4418 years
01:00:45old.
01:00:46Fresh for
01:00:46the taking.
01:00:54I did
01:00:54that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have
01:00:55to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you,
01:00:57Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:03by stealing my
01:01:05fiance.
01:01:06But now you'd
01:01:07sell out other
01:01:07innocent girls just
01:01:08to get your company
01:01:09back?
01:01:10You're an insult to
01:01:11all good women out
01:01:11there.
01:01:12No, to all of
01:01:13humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all
01:01:18back.
01:01:20Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're
01:01:25imposters.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone with the
01:01:32president and she
01:01:32said your contract
01:01:33is not getting
01:01:34canceled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the
01:01:36goddess healer
01:01:36herself.
01:01:37So we won't go
01:01:39bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:41eccentric and highly
01:01:42elusive sage in the
01:01:43field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:45biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the
01:01:48highest honor anyone
01:01:49can have in the
01:01:50field of health and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's
01:01:52motto is the right
01:01:54rewrites the wrong,
01:01:55the left leave the
01:01:56wrong, the left.
01:01:58That means she's
01:01:59rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would
01:02:01never let your
01:02:02company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on
01:02:05her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares
01:02:15who he is?
01:02:15If the president and
01:02:16the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my
01:02:18product, who cares
01:02:19about this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break his
01:02:22legs, break his
01:02:22arms.
01:02:23No one would even
01:02:23bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission to
01:02:26call upon secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the
01:02:42last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer, don't
01:02:49arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams, what are
01:02:53you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:55between you and
01:02:56Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we
01:02:58came here to back you
01:02:59up.
01:03:00Listen, officer, I can
01:03:02attest that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never break the
01:03:07law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when
01:03:09my daughter needed
01:03:10university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had just
01:03:14to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid for my
01:03:16recent heart surgery as
01:03:17well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an
01:03:20incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the
01:03:29criminal pretending to
01:03:30be General Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a
01:03:33criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who
01:03:35single-handedly saved
01:03:36this country from a
01:03:37terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole
01:03:39country would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his
01:03:42choice to crime is
01:03:44stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:46only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no
01:03:50word that he's woken up
01:03:51yet, so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this
01:03:55whole dilemma with my
01:03:56identity is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise that I'll get
01:03:59it resolved and we can
01:04:00focus on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest
01:04:05me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with
01:04:08my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to
01:04:09decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:04You don't get to
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all
01:05:39over you, Isenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your
01:05:53last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find
01:05:56someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always paid so
01:06:00much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star
01:06:03in the sky and Marissa's
01:06:05like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with
01:06:10insults from my side, right,
01:06:11fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections,
01:06:23no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against
01:06:25me even if you have one guy
01:06:26on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight
01:06:29dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives
01:06:32as your shield because you
01:06:33know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul
01:07:09in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool
01:07:20of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll teach you from
01:07:35messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family
01:07:38and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:41to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother
01:07:43are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury
01:07:47be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:21See, I knew that you were
01:08:24no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average
01:08:34homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out
01:08:37a super magnet
01:08:37that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt
01:08:47the innocent, too.
01:08:48I will make you both
01:08:49pay for your crimes.
01:08:50And who are you
01:08:51to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58I'm bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you
01:09:00how the elite
01:09:00can travel on you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line
01:09:20between life
01:09:22and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that
01:09:23extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:27but, uh,
01:09:28I'll die before I believe
01:09:29that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks
01:09:35up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a
01:09:38circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line
01:09:41and see for yourself?
01:09:42I will.
01:09:46Left
01:09:47leaves the wrong
01:09:48left.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happens.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this
01:10:03the line between life
01:10:04and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just
01:10:06making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:13I knew you were just
01:10:14Spop!
01:10:19Spop!
01:10:20Spop!
01:10:21Spop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Bob!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do
01:10:28to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just
01:10:32didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:33I suggest you take him
01:10:35to the UR
01:10:36if you don't want
01:10:37your wedding
01:10:37to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:40Major.
01:10:41Are you not gonna
01:10:42help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he
01:10:44able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be
01:10:46an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart
01:10:51can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody
01:10:53take my brother
01:10:54to the hospital, please?
01:11:02Nurse so sore,
01:11:03I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first,
01:11:09I was really hurt
01:11:10by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:12your true colors
01:11:14are that of a snake
01:11:15and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa,
01:11:16thanks for taking
01:11:17this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:21for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone
01:11:24would wanna marry you
01:11:25when you got nothing
01:11:26to offer?
01:11:28When you wear
01:11:29odd and crazy clothes
01:11:31all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead,
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:40and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream
01:11:44all you want now,
01:11:45Trixie,
01:11:45but when the
01:11:45presidential contract
01:11:46arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you
01:11:48like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing
01:11:50but an ugly phony
01:11:51and I'm the queen
01:11:52of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you
01:11:55how it is I
01:11:55who has everything
01:11:56you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing
01:11:58on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president
01:12:04to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President,
01:12:12I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes,
01:12:15we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend
01:12:25to call the first woman
01:12:26president of the United States?
01:12:28God,
01:12:28I knew you were cheap,
01:12:29but I didn't know
01:12:30you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad
01:12:32I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:37how I have
01:12:38the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone
01:12:42with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people
01:12:44have Madam President's
01:12:46direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way
01:12:50low-life Trixie
01:12:51could have called
01:12:52the president
01:12:53by herself.
01:12:54She's just
01:12:55a desperate phony
01:12:56who doesn't get
01:12:57enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here
01:12:58to play up her importance.
01:13:00No,
01:13:01my granddaughter
01:13:01would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time
01:13:04just to heal
01:13:05someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess
01:13:07healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie
01:13:09really the goddess
01:13:10healer?
01:13:13Oh,
01:13:18first,
01:13:19your boy toy actor
01:13:20pretends to be
01:13:21the war hero
01:13:21General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:22and now you Trixie
01:13:24are pretending to be
01:13:25the goddess healer
01:13:26who gave me
01:13:26my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how
01:13:28the working class
01:13:30think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized
01:13:33how delusional
01:13:34they were.
01:13:34You can only dream
01:13:35of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches
01:13:38and privilege
01:13:39in their faces.
01:13:41Look,
01:13:41I don't know
01:13:41what circus school
01:13:42you went to,
01:13:43but you trying
01:13:43to make me jealous Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just
01:13:47fake the
01:13:49Yeah,
01:13:50but goddess healing
01:13:51power is
01:13:52legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie,
01:13:56you're an angel,
01:13:57but the goddess healing
01:13:58is beyond
01:13:59your imagination.
01:14:00And if we
01:14:01steal her identity
01:14:02just to punish her ex,
01:14:03won't her followers
01:14:04be furious
01:14:05and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie,
01:14:10look,
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're
01:14:15a goddess or not,
01:14:16you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens,
01:14:19you are a goddess
01:14:20to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against
01:14:22you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president
01:14:32arrives!
01:14:48Who dare
01:14:49cause ruckus
01:14:49in here?
01:14:53You're General
01:14:54Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait,
01:14:57what?
01:14:59He's actually
01:15:00General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through
01:15:03this already once,
01:15:04okay?
01:15:04Right,
01:15:05Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor
01:15:07Trixie Hire
01:15:08pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt
01:15:10to try to
01:15:10bankrupt me,
01:15:11but you already
01:15:12confirmed with
01:15:13Madame President
01:15:13that I got the
01:15:14contract coming
01:15:15still, right?
01:15:16Yes,
01:15:16we all thought
01:15:17he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is,
01:15:21you're the war hero,
01:15:22General Lysander
01:15:23Armstrong,
01:15:24and how dare
01:15:25you crash
01:15:26Miss Wickham's
01:15:26wedding?
01:15:27The moment
01:15:27you wake up,
01:15:29you fall under
01:15:29this vixen spell,
01:15:31and now you're
01:15:32attacking one of
01:15:32the most important
01:15:33allies to the
01:15:34president?
01:15:35He is
01:15:36the general,
01:15:37but he's in
01:15:38trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear
01:15:40that?
01:15:41Even the vice
01:15:41president knows
01:15:42me as an
01:15:43important ally
01:15:44to the nation's
01:15:45leader.
01:15:45So what if
01:15:46Trixie picked up
01:15:46some washed-up
01:15:47war hero?
01:15:48We got the
01:15:49VP and the
01:15:50president.
01:15:50On our side,
01:15:52you'll always
01:15:53be nothing,
01:15:54Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them,
01:15:57Vice President Langley.
01:15:58This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong,
01:16:01you are stripped
01:16:02from your military
01:16:03honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess
01:16:10healer needs
01:16:11us.
01:16:13You can't do
01:16:14that,
01:16:14Mr. Vice
01:16:15President.
01:16:15My brother is a
01:16:16war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly
01:16:18saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a
01:16:20coma for two
01:16:21years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for
01:16:22Miss Trixie,
01:16:23he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another
01:16:25word and I will
01:16:25bring down your
01:16:26entire family,
01:16:28not just your
01:16:29brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice
01:16:33President,
01:16:34I've already
01:16:34given my life
01:16:35once for my
01:16:35country.
01:16:36I have no
01:16:37problem doing
01:16:37that again if
01:16:38it means protecting
01:16:39my fiancée's
01:16:39life.
01:16:41And let's be
01:16:41honest about
01:16:42one other thing,
01:16:42Mr. Vice
01:16:43President.
01:16:43I never gave
01:16:44a fuck about
01:16:46any damn
01:16:47titles.
01:16:49I truly saved
01:16:50a good man.
01:16:56I will not
01:16:57let you bring
01:16:57ruin to my
01:16:58fiancée.
01:16:59And what
01:17:00can you do
01:17:00about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice
01:17:02President,
01:17:02I have a swell
01:17:03idea.
01:17:04My biomedical
01:17:04company invented
01:17:05the latest line
01:17:06of poison darts
01:17:07for the military.
01:17:08Let's try it
01:17:09out on them.
01:17:12Hold on,
01:17:13Mr. Vice
01:17:13President,
01:17:13there's no way
01:17:14that you're
01:17:14taking this
01:17:15seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent
01:17:16civilian lives
01:17:17in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:18What's more
01:17:19despicable is
01:17:20that you and
01:17:20your filthy
01:17:21companions are
01:17:22disrespecting
01:17:23power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham,
01:17:25you can use
01:17:26full force
01:17:27on them.
01:17:28Did you hear
01:17:29that, boys?
01:17:42shoot!
01:17:43Wait,
01:17:44that's the
01:17:44president.
01:17:56who the hell
01:17:57are you?
01:17:58Idiot!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry,
01:18:08Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally
01:18:11aiming for
01:18:12Trixie,
01:18:12the fraud in the
01:18:13middle.
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new
01:18:17biomedical weapon,
01:18:18Madam, for your
01:18:18military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent
01:18:21civilian lives
01:18:22you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized
01:18:24buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot
01:18:25whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the
01:18:26presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power
01:18:29comes great
01:18:29responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the
01:18:31kind of dastardly
01:18:32creation you've
01:18:33made with the
01:18:33contract I gave
01:18:34you?
01:18:35What are you
01:18:35doing?
01:18:35Reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out
01:18:37of the president
01:18:38before it's too
01:18:38late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save
01:18:43everyone.
01:18:57It's raining
01:18:58gold.
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have
01:19:03that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be
01:19:04cheap glitter.
01:19:08She is?
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:11Don't worry,
01:19:12Madam President,
01:19:13we will arrest her
01:19:14and we'll throw
01:19:14her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet
01:19:16if I were you
01:19:16because you're
01:19:17the one that
01:19:18would be going
01:19:18to prison once
01:19:19everyone is healed
01:19:19up.
01:19:20What are you
01:19:20talking about?
01:19:21The president
01:19:22literally came here
01:19:23to give me my
01:19:24billion dollar
01:19:24contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah, yes.
01:19:38Thank you,
01:19:39first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract,
01:19:58you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon
01:20:13will not see the light
01:20:14of day.
01:20:15There is only a need
01:20:16for a vaccine
01:20:17if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much
01:20:20of a goody two-shoes
01:20:22to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus
01:20:24here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth
01:20:26more to you
01:20:27than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something
01:20:29I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself
01:20:32because I'm about
01:20:33to smite you.
01:20:35What are you
01:20:36going to do?
01:20:37The president
01:20:38is here
01:20:39and I just invented
01:20:40the best biomedical
01:20:41products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me
01:20:44for that little
01:20:45mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President,
01:20:48you've recovered now.
01:20:49So what's
01:20:51your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me
01:20:55my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her
01:21:03until she sees
01:21:0450 stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me,
01:21:11Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be
01:21:12giving me the
01:21:13billion dollar...
01:21:14You wish,
01:21:15idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen
01:21:19a woman so vile,
01:21:21so ugly on the inside
01:21:22it makes me want
01:21:23to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying
01:21:25to punish these
01:21:26imposters for posing
01:21:27as the goddess
01:21:28of healing.
01:21:31And do you know
01:21:32the goddess healer
01:21:33saved me and my son
01:21:35during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen
01:21:37the goddess healer
01:21:39herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:43And it's...
01:21:46her.
01:21:58What?!
01:22:02Welcome,
01:22:04goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:05She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her glory.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:48I want to be rich again.
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:01You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:50Wait, right now.
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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