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00:20Tonight on my big show, Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy play Remember Me.
00:25We hit Albert Square in an EastEnders TV takeover.
00:29There's music from Katherine Jenkins and Bewitched become our unexpected star stars of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:41Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
01:18I'm not a natural roller skater.
01:29Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my big show, where, of course, we will
01:39have big stars, big stars, and even bigger surprises.
01:46But first, it is time for my new favourite game in the world, Remember Me.
01:56Tonight, we are surprising two people.
02:01He was born in Macclesfield on the 30th of January 1981.
02:07I think we have a photograph.
02:10LAUGHTER
02:11Very, very sweet young man.
02:13And she was born in Liverpool on the 10th of January 1986.
02:18What a cutie!
02:20LAUGHTER
02:21So let's see what they both look like now.
02:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's, of course, Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy!
02:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:02And it'll drive me mad, cos I'll never forget a face, and I'll be like...
03:06Oh, but not the name?
03:07Not the name.
03:07Ever.
03:08Oh, really?
03:09Ever.
03:09We have a little code.
03:10OK.
03:11So I'll introduce...
03:11If I can't remember a name, he'll go, oh, I'm Pete...
03:13No, sorry, it's the other way.
03:14This is Pete, all right?
03:15This is Pete.
03:16So you forget his name?
03:17No.
03:19This is Pete, and then he goes, oh, who are you?
03:21OK.
03:22It's tough, it's tough.
03:23Well, it's the other way.
03:24I think this could be really fun.
03:25We are loading up back there for everybody to pop out.
03:30We're going to ask you guys to head up to the Royal Box,
03:33where I think you both very much belong,
03:35and we will play Remember Me.
03:36Thank you so much.
03:37How exciting.
03:38It's Pete and Anne!
03:39We love you!
03:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:41All right, on you go.
03:42Don't fall!
03:44Don't fall!
03:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:48It's sweet that Pete walks around, cos he could have just walked out.
03:52LAUGHTER
03:52Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs.
03:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:56Love those two.
03:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:58Very, very good.
03:59APPLAUSE
04:00OK, well, let's see if you remember this person,
04:05or at least remember their face, for your first Remember Me.
04:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:12Who have we got?
04:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:14Who have we got?
04:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:24Oh, both of their faces are amazing!
04:34LAUGHTER
04:35What's going through your head, Abby?
04:39LAUGHTER
04:41Well, I think she's gorgeous.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:43So...
04:44What's going through your head, Pete?
04:45I don't know.
04:46I hope it's not...
04:47LAUGHTER
04:53Anything, Pete?
04:54Any flicker?
04:56Yeah, I feel like I know her, but, erm...
04:59LAUGHTER
04:59I don't know if it's to me or her yet.
05:01LAUGHTER
05:01I don't know where from.
05:03I don't know her from.
05:04I know her face, but I don't know where from.
05:06Oh, you both recognise her face, you think?
05:07Oh, I do.
05:08All right, well, we can give you a clue.
05:11So, this is going to be the first time that you met this person.
05:18When was that?
05:242011?
05:25What happened in 2011?
05:28In 2011, we...
05:28We had...
05:29We had our first...
05:30We had...
05:31We had our first daughter.
05:32Yeah.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:34Hold on, hold on, hold on.
05:36LAUGHTER
05:37Are you Peter and Abi's daughter?
05:43It's a no.
05:44That is not your daughter.
05:45Our daughter's here tonight.
05:47Oh, well, we got married in 2011.
05:48We got married, yes.
05:49You got married?
05:50Yeah.
05:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:53Who?
05:54She...
05:55Hold on, hold on.
05:56Does she do make-up?
05:57LAUGHTER
05:58You don't...
05:59You don't play the harp, do you?
06:01Do you play the harp?
06:03No.
06:03No.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05It was a lovely question, though.
06:07I've got to say, that's the first time we've had that question.
06:10I'd remember me.
06:11Oh.
06:13Your wedding.
06:14So, there was a lot of people there.
06:16LAUGHTER
06:17We can give you one more clue.
06:19This is...
06:20The clue's going to actually come from this person.
06:22OK.
06:22OK, here's the clue.
06:30Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
06:31LAUGHTER
06:32LAUGHTER
06:32APPLAUSE
06:33I heard the harp, but...
06:35It was the...
06:35Did you sing us down the aisle?
06:38Yes.
06:38Yeah!
06:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:42Are you on the balcony?
06:43Yeah.
06:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:45Was we...
06:46I thought you were the harp?
06:47No harp.
06:48No harp.
06:48There was someone playing the harp, but you were on a balcony. Is that right?
06:53And you weren't? I was on the balcony, but there was no harp.
06:56You were on the balcony? Yeah, I was on the balcony.
06:58Do you remember what she sang at your wedding?
07:01It was that...
07:08Imaginary harp.
07:10You had a lovely... It was a classical voice.
07:12You said you are so beautiful.
07:13What else did you...? Oh, it's Amelia, by the way.
07:15Amelia, ladies and gentlemen, Amelia.
07:18Thank you so much.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:19You're welcome.
07:21Um...
07:22Now, what do you remember of it, Amelia?
07:25I didn't know I was singing you down the aisle until ten minutes before.
07:29Which was quite nerve-wracking as a child.
07:31Well, I'd like to say you did a great job, but they can't remember.
07:37Are you sure you didn't have a harp?
07:38I'm sure.
07:40Well, it's lovely to see you again.
07:43It's Amelia who sung Peter and Abby down the aisle.
07:50There she is.
07:51After all these years.
07:56OK, let's see who is your next blast from the past.
08:02Who is it going to be?
08:12Hi, remember me?
08:15LAUGHTER
08:19LAUGHTER
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:25Do you think...?
08:26LAUGHTER
08:27LAUGHTER
08:31Yeah.
08:38What's going on?
08:43What's happening?
08:44No, no, it's all good.
08:45LAUGHTER
08:47What do you think?
08:49Erm...
08:49Well, I'm thinking it's someone that went to our school.
08:53APPLAUSE
08:57OK.
08:58Excellent.
08:59And do you...
09:01Do you remember anything else?
09:03I remember we were in a group of, erm, say, five or six lads...
09:08..my friends, and then...
09:09Yeah.
09:10..you know, some of my friends used to say that she was, erm...
09:13..beautiful, school.
09:15LAUGHTER
09:15It's very, very sweet.
09:19What...
09:19Why are you...
09:21..religating this opinion?
09:24What?
09:24What?
09:25LAUGHTER
09:27Is this your school crush, Pete?
09:32Pete?
09:33It's really weird, this, isn't it?
09:37So, Jane, do you remember the name of this person?
09:40Is it Lucy Billings?
09:41It is.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:45Hello, Lucy.
09:48It's Lucy Billings.
09:51So, what age was this when we were at school together?
09:5413, we were 13 years old, I would say, yeah.
09:58But you didn't...
09:59Did you...
09:59Did you have any, erm...
10:04Sadly, no, he was just a bit young for me, so...
10:07I was in the year below.
10:09So, do you remember any detail?
10:12I mean, paint the scene for us, what was he like on his bike
10:14and what was he a bit unruly, was his tie...
10:18..did he have a tie?
10:19I don't know, was he really tall then?
10:21Had he grown yet?
10:22Or was he tidy?
10:22And then he grew up.
10:24Because he was in the year below, but he's Peter Crouch.
10:26I mean, he's, you know, I'm in the year below you.
10:29Was he very tall then?
10:31He was tall, but I'm very small, so, erm...
10:34You know, I think...
10:35How many reasons to reject the man?
10:38LAUGHTER
10:39Did he...
10:39Did he make his feelings known at this time?
10:42I think someone had asked...
10:44Er...
10:44Will you ask?
10:45Er...
10:45Yeah, will you ask and will you go out with me and...
10:48I think she fancied my mate.
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51But he was too young as well, so he didn't get looking either.
10:55Oh, Rob, yeah, he was too young, yeah.
10:55So, yeah.
10:56But you're now married to an 86-year-old.
10:58LAUGHTER
11:00Well, it's amazing to give you two this incredibly awkward televisor.
11:06LAUGHTER
11:08Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pete's first crush, Lucy!
11:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:15Thank you, Lucy!
11:18APPLAUSE
11:21Oh, sorry about that.
11:23I hate this game.
11:24LAUGHTER
11:26Let's see who is your next class from the past.
11:30Who have we got?
11:32APPLAUSE
11:39Hi.
11:40Remember me?
11:42LAUGHTER
11:53Familiarity?
11:54I mean, I've got to be honest, it's not easy.
11:56It's not easy.
11:57No!
11:59I know this guy.
12:01Here we go.
12:02I do.
12:02I'm telling you...
12:03I just don't know where from.
12:04You recognise that face?
12:05What?
12:08She thinks he might own a sandwich shop near us.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:13That's not true, is it?
12:15No.
12:16No.
12:16I know him.
12:17I can tell you, he sold both of you something.
12:21Oh.
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23I was just chilling out.
12:26LAUGHTER
12:27OK, I'm going to now give you the clue of the place this occurred.
12:33Not easy. Here we go!
12:36Ooh!
12:37Ooh!
12:40Oh!
12:42Oh!
12:42Oh, my God!
12:44Yes!
12:44In Sicily.
12:46Correct!
12:46Yes!
12:48He's the owner of the place.
12:49No way!
12:50The little coffees!
12:51I said a cafe.
12:53Rightly, um...
12:53You did, you did.
12:54She said a cafe.
12:56Yes!
12:56In Sicily.
12:57Tell Mina.
12:58Tell Mina.
12:59Yes, he did!
13:01Exactly!
13:12It's not an ice cream.
13:15It's not just ice cream.
13:16You...
13:17It's different.
13:18Granita is different.
13:19Granita.
13:19What is it?
13:20This is your opportunity.
13:21Granita is a typical Sicilian specialty.
13:24Oh, that's fabulous.
13:25But the beautiful news is...
13:28Tell us the news!
13:29Yeah.
13:29The bar, my bar, is very, very popular.
13:32No, because I stay here, I want to make marketing, but...
13:47Is like sorbet.
13:49We are very popular.
13:50Very.
13:51And what I want to say, the bar is popular.
13:55We're getting the popularity of the bar.
13:58Sure.
13:59The bar is very popular.
14:01And what is very, very beautiful, for they, they was in the queue.
14:05You, not ask me the table because it is Abbie Clancy and Peter Krause.
14:11They wait on the line.
14:18They waited round, they cued with the plebs.
14:22Sure.
14:24Because he have waited and I gave the best granita.
14:29I want the granita.
14:31I wait you.
14:33I want the granita.
14:34Will you give me?
14:36We have made a granita.
14:37We have made a granita.
14:38Did you bring a granita?
14:39Because I don't cue.
14:41You know that.
14:43Where is it?
14:45Where's the granita?
14:46I want a granita.
14:47Granita.
14:49Excuse me.
14:49Very popular.
14:52Where is this very popular?
14:54Here.
14:55Oh!
15:02So this, this is, this is yours, is it?
15:05You must say it's good, eh?
15:06No.
15:12No.
15:17No.
15:20It's unbelievable.
15:28Yeah, is it popular it's so good
15:40Ladies and gentlemen, it is all the way from Cicely so that dog
15:57All right, so let's give you one more. Let's see who this is
16:11All right, remember me I
16:19Think I know the voice
16:26I remember the voice here. He's crying. Yeah, I'm not crying
16:31No, yeah, it's all thinking though
16:35Sorry Pete if it's who I think it is. Yeah, I think it's the voice cuz I used to tell
16:39me what to do
16:40Oh
16:46What kind of thing would he say to do he'd say a little step over take two touches
16:54Yeah, I think it's I think it's him he looks different
16:59Oh
17:04Jog his memory give it give it to him. He's just he's just he's just fallen over
17:09Crouchy get up
17:12You're coming flooding back
17:14Oh my god, so Pete do you happen to remember this gentleman's name or indeed where it was and when
17:19you last saw each other?
17:21Yeah, yeah
17:21No, you know what?
17:22I'd never forget because he was a huge influence on my career
17:25Genuinely when I was a kid
17:28Like I genuinely believed in my technique came from the ground and I had river Barry Quinn
17:34Oh
17:44So this was when Pete how old were you when you god I must have been ten eleven nine ten.
17:50Yeah, he's only about
17:54So Pete big events on your life
17:56Like honestly a huge huge influence. I just think at that time at that age like it's such a
18:03Like a time for you to develop to develop and I was just so lucky to have a coach like
18:07Barry
18:07Yeah, who just I felt got me to the next level really and I know I was only a baby
18:13But I think that grounding was kind of what shaped the player I became. Yeah, well, it must be lovely
18:18to hear that
18:21Did you did you spot the talent early with Pete he had a fantastic attitude
18:26He had natural talent, but always wanted to progress always wanted to get better works harder than everybody else
18:32And great family support so he's an absolute coach's dream
18:44Good boy young young Pete. Did he listen he did yeah, he listened intently?
18:51Almost too much at times because when
18:55He was with us. He thought that he was illegally with us and when we shouted Pete hide the man's
19:01here from the FA
19:02He would run off go for a hole in the fence and wait to be called back in
19:07Why was he illegally there he wasn't it? We just thought it was funny
19:16Oh
19:17It's absolutely great to see you
19:19Barry ladies and gentlemen
19:21Pete's one of his first coaches
19:23Come on
19:26Yeah
19:29All right ladies and gentlemen that was super fun. Let's hear it for Pete and Abby
19:38So ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for TV takeover
19:47I take over someone's television and they watch an entirely fake version of a television show which we make
19:58Bespokely for them so this series we focused on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
20:07Thursday night 730 to be precise I suppose for most of our lives we would have heard this music
20:18It is one of the most successful soaps in this country's history EastEnders
20:28Now it's unlikely ladies and gentlemen that anybody is as big a fan as
20:34Amanda
20:35Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my friend Amanda
20:47Hi Sophie and Jack Sophie Jack your kids so
20:54EastEnders tell me about EastEnders tell me a lot of EastEnders
20:56It is my favorite show I've never missed an episode
20:59So you genuinely haven't never missed an episode
21:02If I go on holiday I will
21:03So this is actually an episode that you did miss the whole of the country who watch EastEnders were watching
21:09the actual EastEnders
21:10And we were actually do you know we were next door we drilled a hole through the wall
21:15Into your television and we were playing our own version
21:20Only you to watch of course your family were all in on it and did a very good job now
21:25It's important before we watch it that we learn a little bit about
21:30You so why don't you tell us the story of when you were so shocked by I think it was
21:36somebody's death
21:37Lucy feel tell us Amanda about this
21:39So once when I was watching standards, I was having my tea which was a bit of fried chicken
21:45And um it was a really upsetting episode
21:50Lucy Beale had just died and I was beside myself
21:52I was absolutely crying and sobbing
21:55It was very harrowing michael
21:58It was very harrowing
21:59It was very harrowing
22:00So I took a deep breath in because I was crying and I choked on the chicken
22:05And my daughter had to ring an ambulance
22:08My husband had to give the heimlich manoeuvre to me
22:12And the chicken shot out and of course I'm still here
22:15But but Lucy Beale was still dead
22:17Okay
22:19Well let's all make a mental note of that story
22:22So Amanda in her lovely lovely home in Swansea sat down last week to watch EastEnders
22:30Let's have a look at Amanda's EastEnders tv takeover
22:37Ah Swansea the jewel in the welch crown and home to Amanda who's heading off for a day of work
22:43as a credit controller
22:45Which means it's time for me to spring into action
22:55Not easy
23:05All right so here we are
23:08Well this is very dramatic isn't it Amanda
23:10I have broken into your house while you were at work
23:13But you do love a bit of drama in fact you like drama four times a week
23:18And if we're going to make a fun episode
23:21Well i'm going to need to take some stuff from your house
23:24This is you here this is you and your lovely husband mark
23:27Have a good look at mark and maybe have a good look at me and mark
23:30Because you've got a bad idea for that
23:32So let's grab some candles
23:35A little bit of love why not everybody needs love
23:38It's all you need some would say
23:40And it's not all i need because i'll be taking that and a lot more
23:44I am struck by this wonderful assortment of crystals
23:48I'll take one of those um i don't know what they're for but uh hopefully
23:53Oh goodness i hope that didn't break anyway
23:56It's nice one of the things you have managed to learn through a life is all the flags of the
24:02world
24:04That might be popping up and i spotted up here a little cd you are a huge fan of poncho
24:10leaf
24:10Who is it um so maybe we can try and weave that into your eastenders episode
24:17Oh hang on what we got in here maybe wees can make their way from your laundry
24:24To one of the most famous laundries in this country
24:28Gotta get myself to warford i don't know whether to take that little dog or your actual dog
24:33Come on boy we've got to go on in four
24:36Oh come on
24:40A few hours later and i'm on the set of eastenders
24:44Here i am exiting
24:46Wulford east station
24:49Yes there's been some extraordinary story lines over the years
24:52Who shot phil mitchell who killed lucy beale and now it's time for
24:59Where is amanda
25:02You have never missed an episode of eastenders amanda but tonight you will because the one you'll be watching we're
25:09making especially for you
25:12A few weeks later it's wednesday night and like always amanda has meticulously planned her day of credit
25:19Controlling to make sure she's home in time for the highlight of her entire day
25:24eastenders
25:26She has no idea that her house is rigged with hidden cameras with a crew watching her every move next
25:32door
25:33And we've taken over her tv ready to override tonight's actual episode of eastenders with her own personal episode
25:41So while she thinks she's in control she's not we are
25:48The cattle's on so it's time for amanda to take her position in her favorite chair alongside daughter sophie son
25:55Jack husband mark and of course floki her dog who are all in on it
26:02Now on bb21 wales it's lights camera action
26:11Lights camera action why what's happening
26:14If only you knew amanda
26:20Here we go
26:23Here's your hot chocolate oh lovely thank you marie
26:29Oh there you are oh
26:31Hoppy mr diane hello yes cheers time to set up tonight's big storyline
26:48Amanda
26:50There's amanda
26:52A threatening letter from amanda the credit controller
27:00After a few genuine eastenders scenes
27:03This is actually mental
27:04I just can't deal with all the lies
27:06Mate you are way out of line
27:07I don't need this
27:09We find kathy in the laundrette
27:14I don't even mind
27:16That's that's my beach mat
27:23What
27:28Did you just see that
27:34Now will you notice the person calling is a composite of your husband's face and my face
27:44Is she not saying dressing down
27:47Nope still fixated on the laundry
27:51I'm just going to rewind it
27:55Please don't
27:56Hello sweetheart
27:58G&T please Alfie
27:59Yeah yeah yeah
28:00Come on
28:00Yeah make it a double yeah
28:02I'm having a day of it
28:03Yeah you and me both
28:04Oh listen I just want to test you on something
28:06Okay have a look at that
28:07You what?
28:08Okay so I'm doing a quiz obviously tonight
28:10We're going to do a thing about flags of the world
28:12I just want to make sure it's not too hard
28:14I do those
28:15Well your apology trick is
28:17Knowing every flag in the world
28:18Right think carefully right concentrate
28:20What's that one?
28:22I don't know
28:22I don't know
28:23Sweden
28:24Come on don't don't panic
28:27Okay right
28:27What's that one?
28:29I don't know
28:31I don't know
28:32Wales got a dragon on
28:34Jack
28:35You certainly know your flags
28:36But how well do you know your own son Jack?
28:39Keep an eye on him here in the kitchen
28:41Where's he heading?
28:45The queen there apparently
28:47Spot him Amanda?
28:50Nope
28:54Look this goes back years yeah
28:56When I was away from the square
28:58I mean look I was in a bad place all right
29:00And this
29:01This was a bad crowd
29:04And of course there was a ringleader
29:06Amanda
29:08Who's known as the credit controller
29:10I don't know
29:11I don't know
29:12It's me
29:13Someone who can help you
29:18Recognise anyone?
29:22That was Floki
29:23Oh my god
29:26What?
29:30Even your dog Floki
29:32Seems to have recognised himself
29:34You might recognise me
29:41Excuse me
29:41You alright love?
29:42Yeah
29:42I was told you could help me with something
29:44My name's Kathy
29:46It depends on what it is
29:47Take a seat
29:47What do you want to talk about?
29:50I need to track someone down
29:52She's called Amanda
29:54Amanda?
29:55All right
29:55Keep talking
29:57Who's here actually?
29:59She's known as the credit controller
30:00You wouldn't believe how powerful she is
30:01Wait a minute
30:01What did you say?
30:02You say credit controller?
30:03Yeah
30:03All right
30:04I think I've heard of her
30:05This is serious
30:06Time for a bit of fun now
30:07With your all-time favourite artist
30:10Bon Jovi
30:11I'm not getting in touch
30:12from my mate Tommy
30:13Alright
30:14Tommy used to work on the docks
30:16You need to be on strike
30:17He's down
30:17His luck is tough
30:22We're halfway there then
30:24Take me handcuff
30:25We'll make it
30:26I swear
30:27Why did you just
30:28fucking Bon Jovi lyrics?
30:33We'll find this Amanda
30:41We did Amanda
30:44Yeah
30:45I was hoping to speak to you
30:47Oh
30:47It's nice in here
30:49I've got a few new bits
30:50Yes
30:51A few bits
30:51A little freshen up
30:57Yes Amanda
30:57That is your cushion
31:01You hungry?
31:02I've got some chicken there
31:03for my clunky
31:03Can you tell me sir?
31:04Oh do you know what?
31:05I'm starving
31:06I've not eaten all day
31:06Thank you
31:10I may also have taken the sofa
31:12that you're sitting on
31:18In fact there's an awful lot of things
31:20from your house in this seat
31:23But keep your eye on Kathy eating chicken
31:25You know how dangerous that can be Amanda
31:28You know I've been really into my crystals at the moment
31:31Well I've been getting this this weird energy from this
31:34I took it to a medium to get a reading
31:38What are you going on about Lauren?
31:40I know that it sounds mad but
31:42she said that someone is trying to reach me from beyond the grave
31:45Spit it out Lauren
31:47She said it was Lucy Bale
31:49She said it was Lucy Bale
31:51It's all right
31:53It's all right
31:56It's all right
31:57Oh my god
32:02This is right
32:02This is so interesting
32:18Time now to ramp up the search for the elusive Amanda
32:22You're late
32:23Am I?
32:24Yeah it's all right
32:24I found her
32:26You're not going to believe where she's at
32:27Where?
32:28Daffodils
32:30Valleys
32:30Green green grass at home
32:33Rob Brydon
32:34H from Steps
32:36Alice Jones from The One Show
32:38Gareth Bale
32:38Where do you think we're going?
32:41Tottenham
32:41We're going to Wales
32:46Swansea governor
32:48Get in
32:53Kathleen we're nearly there
32:55Brace yourself
32:56She ain't going to believe us
32:59Choke is going on
33:01Choke is going on
33:02This is a street
33:07They're outside
33:09So just hold on
33:10Reminder your numbers up
33:13Oh my god
33:19Oh
33:32Oh
33:33Oh my God!
33:34Oh my God!
33:44Oh my God!
33:46I can't believe it!
33:47Have you any idea who I am?
33:49I do!
33:52Oh my God!
33:54Oh my God!
33:55Oh my God!
33:56Thank you!
33:58Let's go through to the scene of the crime
34:01Hello Tolan, you all right?
34:04Hello Mo?
34:05How are you?
34:06You are who I think you are.
34:08You are Michael McIntyre.
34:11Oh God!
34:14Oh my God!
34:17This is...
34:18I think I'll take my teeth out.
34:19Oh no, it's the big show.
34:21It's the big show!
34:23It is indeed Michael McIntyre's big show.
34:27Amanda,
34:28we made
34:29that EastEnders
34:30just for you.
34:31No!
34:32I spent the day at Walford.
34:34Oh my God!
34:35I can't believe it's in my house!
34:40The only bad news is you've actually missed EastEnders.
34:45Thank you so much!
34:47Amanda!
34:49It's incredible!
34:50It's incredible!
34:52Give yourself a wave!
34:53You will be watching this in the theatre.
34:55What an amazing sport!
34:57It's Amanda!
34:59Thank you!
35:07Ladies and gentlemen, what are that?
35:09Amanda!
35:10Fantastic!
35:12It hurts my cheeks, laughing at all.
35:15I don't know what would go through your mind watching that.
35:18It was real surreal.
35:20I just could not believe that was going on.
35:23And you had my things on there.
35:25And I was like, this is really weird.
35:27I can't even believe we took the sofa.
35:29We took the whole...
35:30I cannot believe you took the sofa.
35:32And I noticed the sofa,
35:35and I didn't notice my own son.
35:39These are the priorities.
35:44Well, listen, you've been an amazing sport.
35:46And it was worth it, ultimately,
35:48because, you know, you met Cathy,
35:49she came to your house,
35:50Gillian, all the way to Swansea.
35:52She was amazing, and she's so lovely.
35:54Yeah.
35:55And we've got a little present, actually.
35:56So this is...
35:58Well, this is your script.
36:00This is your EastEnders script.
36:02It's signed by Gillian Telforth,
36:04who's written a lovely little note to you.
36:07And that's for you.
36:07Put that on the wall, and you can...
36:10Oh, it certainly was.
36:12It certainly was.
36:13It was our absolute pleasure.
36:15Ladies and gentlemen,
36:16tonight's star of TV TakeOver,
36:19Amanda!
36:26My next guest is the biggest-selling
36:28classical artist of the century.
36:33She is back performing on the big show,
36:36and I'm so happy that she is.
36:37Ladies and gentlemen,
36:38the incredible Catherine Jenkins!
36:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:02N Well,
37:07Yeah,
37:15little church!
37:19Look.
37:20It's scary!
37:26You're good!
37:26It's a movie!
37:27You're good!
37:28See you!
37:29It's scary!
37:29You're a healthy man,
37:39Oh
38:01Oh
38:40Oh
38:42Oh
38:43Oh
38:44Oh
38:44Oh
39:09Oh
39:11Oh
39:11Oh
39:11Oh
39:12Oh
39:14Oh
39:16Oh
39:16Oh
39:22Oh
39:23Oh
39:30You know
39:32It's true
39:34Everything I
39:36Do
39:46I do it for
39:49You
39:50Oh
39:50Oh
39:54Oh
40:08Listen, how's it all going? Tell me about this song. Is it part of an album of Bryan Adams songs?
40:12No
40:14I'm a summer of 69
40:20We have to do it. I feel like we have to do that
40:23Well, it's part of my
40:25Believe it or not, I'm celebrating this year my 25th year in music
40:29That's extraordinary
40:30That's an extraordinary thing
40:33I can't believe it, but yes
40:35There will be a big UK tour in October
40:37Guys, what a pleasure to have you on the show
40:38Thank you for having me
40:39The incredible, the sensational
40:4025 years
40:42And still phenomenal
40:43What a voice
40:45It's Jaco
40:46Catherine Jacobs
40:47Love her
40:53It is now time for the unexpected star star of the show
41:01So, of course, this is where we surprise a star
41:07Right here on this very stage
41:08So tonight we are not surprising just one person
41:12But an entire band or group
41:14They have had four number one singles
41:18They've sold over three million records
41:19And made sure that double denim stayed in fashion forever
41:25C'est la vie
41:27It's bewitched
41:33So, at the back of the theatre, you have no idea it's the theatre
41:36So they come in through the back
41:37And every week we redress it as something else
41:40Tonight it is a wax work studio
41:44Bewitched think they are coming to be immortalised in wax
41:50Okay, so they are here to be scanned
41:55To go through a body scanner
41:57And then they will have a design consultation
42:00And then they will be turned into wax works
42:03So they are going to end up in this
42:06Now this is the 3D body scanner
42:09So they will be scanned on a 360
42:11When they get to the front
42:12That wall will collapse
42:14And then they will be on this very stage
42:17Then the band are going to start playing C'est la vie
42:20And then they will be
42:20Comme ça
42:21GONG
42:24GONG
42:25Uh-oh
42:27GONG
42:29GONG
42:30GONG
42:31GONG
42:32OK
42:35Excellent work
42:37Now, Caroline, our actor, she is waiting in the reception area
42:43Hi Caroline
42:43Um, so we can have a little look around
42:46So I think we have Marilyn Monroe
42:47There she is
42:49Justin Bieber
42:50Where's Bieber?
42:51Oh, not bad
42:52And I think there might be one of me
42:56Oh, there I am
42:59GONG
42:59GONG
42:59Now, they wish to be part of a 90s themed exhibition
43:05Supposedly
43:05As part of an 80s themed exhibition
43:08Is, uh, Sinita
43:10Can you show us that?
43:11Because she's behind the curtain
43:12Now, here's a bit of fun
43:15That's actually Sinita
43:17GONG
43:19GONG
43:21GONG
43:21GONG
43:22GONG
43:25GONG
43:26GONG
43:26GONG
43:26GONG
43:26GONG
43:28GONG
43:29GONG
43:29GONG
43:34GONG
43:39GONG
43:42GONG
43:43GONG
43:43GONG
43:45GONG
43:45GONG
43:45GONG
43:45GONG
43:46GONG
43:46GONG
43:48GONG
43:49GONG
43:49GONG
43:57GONG
43:58for a celebrity in your life. Anybody? All right, what have we got?
44:03It's quite, quite good. Um, oh, my God, oh, my God! Hang on, come on.
44:09Let's have a look at this first one. I think it's nice that everyone can have a look.
44:13Maybe we can have a guess before he says, but you do, you have a distinctive face.
44:19What's your name? Tony. Tony? Yeah. Oh, anybody want to guess?
44:26Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves. Do people say you look like Keanu Reeves?
44:29Every day. Really? Thank you. I was going to go Owen Wilson.
44:33Oh, yeah, if I do this... Yeah, and every day people say you look like Keanu Reeves.
44:40Every single day. I think five times one on the train come in here.
44:43OK, that's good. Decent. All right, who else? Who else have we got?
44:45It's a really good start. Hello, darling. OK, oh, no, I'm getting something.
44:51Oh, I am. Come on, come up, come up. Yes, I am. It's great.
44:55This is amazing. OK, I think it's a good one. What's your name?
44:58Christine. Christine. Well done. Join me on stage.
45:02So this is Christine. Um, if you could stand next to Keanu Reeves.
45:06Um, so, Christine. Oh, it's quite good. Who do we think Christine looks like?
45:14Olivia Colman. Is that what...? Christine, you really do look like Olivia Colman.
45:19Thank you. How often... How often do people say that?
45:23Uh, quite frequently. This is excellent. It's a really good start.
45:27OK, anybody else? What...? What...?
45:30What...?
45:31Vicky McClure. Yeah. It's quite good. Come on, come on, Vicky McClure.
45:36Nice to meet you. What's your name?
45:38Mickey. Hi, Mickey. Mickey, not Vicky. OK, well done.
45:41Who else have we got? Who else have we got?
45:44Sorry, I'm coming through here. We had some over here.
45:47Hello, mate. Who do people think you look like?
45:50Peter Kay. Peter Gay.
45:54It's quite funny, because it's not great. Come on.
45:59What's your name? Dan. Come on, Dan.
46:02All right, anybody else? We've got Dan as Peter Kay. Anybody else?
46:05Now I'm going to get down to anybody who's ever been told, like, even once.
46:10Just even once. Put your hand up. Even once.
46:13OK, Bewitched are on their way. Who was yours?
46:17It's not bad, you know. OK, one more, Emma Thompson.
46:21You're coming up. Quick. What was yours?
46:25Orlando Bloom, please join us on this stage.
46:30OK, we're going to ask the audience to decide.
46:32OK, come round here. Come round here.
46:35Nice to meet you. What's your name?
46:36Helen. Hi, Helen. Hello, mate.
46:38Oh, Dan. Hi, Dan. We've got a couple of Dans.
46:40So, please don't decide if they're that good.
46:43Just whatever we think is going to be funniest.
46:44Because what's going to happen is they're going to be in the other curtain,
46:47and then we're going to say to Bewitched, who do you think this is?
46:53Those in favour of Keanu Reeves, make some noise.
46:58Olivia Colman.
47:02Vicky McClure.
47:05Peter K.
47:09Emma Thompson.
47:13Orlando Bloom.
47:16All right, we're down to our final two.
47:19Let's... Thank you, guys. You can return to your seats.
47:21Nice to see you. Thank you, guys. Welcome.
47:24Oh, they're both quite good.
47:27It's so close. Let's settle this with the staring competition.
47:31You have to see if you... Keep completely still.
47:34Because you are waxworks. All right? Go.
47:49All right. I'm going Peter K. Peter, you've got it.
47:53Thank you very much. All right, Peter.
47:56Go on. You're going to get it sorted. Well done.
47:58Go on. Don't move when you're in there and don't say a word.
48:03OK, let's sit them in.
48:08Hello. Hi.
48:10Come on in. Hello.
48:12You're so lovely to meet. You come and take a seat.
48:15Welcome to the studios. Hi. Come and sit down. Hello.
48:19Come and sit down.
48:20Oh, pop your jacket on.
48:22Hi. It is... Hello. Welcome.
48:25Lovely to see you. Sorry to keep you waiting. It's a busy day.
48:27It has been a busy day. We'll take you through in a second.
48:30We'll take you through in just a second. Get the process started.
48:33We'll get the process started.
48:34Have you ever had a wax before?
48:35So, have anyone ever had a wax before?
48:37No, I've never had a wax.
48:39I'm sorry.
48:42Well, this shouldn't be as painful, so that's good.
48:44And it's amazingly accurate.
48:46It's amazingly accurate as well. Like, you'll be amazed.
48:49Have a look at Marilyn. What do you think?
48:50I mean, have a look at Marilyn. What do you think?
48:52It's amazing.
48:53It is. The skin is in hands. Beeps.
48:56That's good. That's really good.
48:57Oh, my gosh.
48:58It's really, really good.
48:59It's really accurate, so... Wow.
49:01We pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:03We really pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:05Yeah. We'd like to show you our latest work.
49:06So, let me show you our latest, actually.
49:08We do like to think that you should be able to recognise
49:11who the waxwork is.
49:12You should be able to recognise the, you know, waxwork instantly.
49:15Now I feel under pressure.
49:17So, I'm going to show you one, and can you say who you think it is?
49:19If you could just tell us who you think it is, OK?
49:21So, we'll just have a look.
49:23It's great to get your advice. OK, ready? So, who's this?
49:27LAUGHTER
49:29Sendita. Sendita!
49:30Fantastic! We just finished that yesterday.
49:31We just finished that one yesterday. Yeah, that's one of my favours.
49:33Do you want another little peek? Do you want another little peek?
49:36OK, you ready?
49:36I'm going to tell you someone else.
49:40It's yours, isn't it?
49:41Ah, it's so light-light.
49:41She is, that's incredible.
49:43It is, it's incredible.
49:44Now, we do have a work in progress.
49:45We have a work in progress as well.
49:47And I would love you to guess who it might be.
49:49Well, I'd love you to guess our next one, if you can.
49:51I mean, it's, I think it's brilliant, this one.
49:53You'll be really impressed.
49:56LAUGHTER
50:06If you had to guess...
50:09If you had to guess who was...
50:11I don't know who it is.
50:13OK, he's got Irish roots, I think.
50:15He's got Irish roots, I think, actually.
50:17Oh, my God, he's got starfish.
50:19He wants to!
50:19One more quick look.
50:20Are you ready?
50:21OK, here we go.
50:24LAUGHTER
50:25Is that really not real?
50:27Is that the map that looks so real?
50:29It looks real.
50:30You must know that one.
50:31I'll give you a clue.
50:32Garlic bread.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:34Garlic bread.
50:36What?
50:36Garlic bread, that's the clue.
50:38I'm so confused.
50:40Is he eating or something?
50:40He's not really a real person.
50:42No, no, it's not real at all.
50:45They're so accurate, they're great, aren't they?
50:47Peter.
50:48Peter...
50:48Cellars.
50:49Peter.
50:50LAUGHTER
50:51Peter K.
50:52It was, it was Peter K, you said.
50:56Last peek, last peek.
50:59Look, have another look, are you ready?
51:00OK, here we go.
51:02No, that's a real model.
51:05That's not Peter K, you're not really.
51:07All right, take them through.
51:09Let's get them scanned.
51:10OK.
51:10Do you want to just follow me through, ladies?
51:12We're going to start your scan.
51:13Let's just do this way, so I think
51:14Dad should be back out here again.
51:17Come on through.
51:23So, come on through.
51:24This is the scanner, OK?
51:27I'm going to give you one of these.
51:28Kiwi, that's assist in the spot over there.
51:30You're going to stand on that one here.
51:31This one's for you on the spot, just on the end there.
51:34See the top on the floor?
51:35Like facing that way?
51:36Yeah, face the scanner.
51:39Lindsay, and here we go, my love, on that spot there.
51:42OK, so this is going to show you some poses.
51:45I need you to copy the pose and just hold it.
51:48The platform is going to move, it's going to rotate, OK, while the scan happens.
51:52So just hold the pose as it's moving, and that's it, OK?
51:55I'll leave you to it.
51:56Unless it's been a great thing.
51:58I feel like it's an MRI or something, and you had to come in.
52:02No, I'm going to initialize it.
52:03Oh, look, I look like, um...
52:06Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:09Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:13Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:14OK.
52:15OK.
52:17OK.
52:18Steady feet, everyone.
52:19I need...
52:21Oh, God.
52:23I just kind of look at the end.
52:24What?
52:32Come on, Reg.
52:46Oh, oh.
52:49Oh, oh.
52:50Ha, ha.
52:51Oh, oh.
52:55Oh, oh.
52:57What?
52:59I said, hey, boy, send me a treat.
53:02When the other ones here come for TV.
53:05Oh, oh.
53:06I get down from your treehouse, sitting in the sky.
53:09I want to know just what I do.
53:11Is it very big as a room for two?
53:14Got a house with the windows and doors.
53:16I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
53:18Gotta let me in.
53:20What?
53:21Hey, hey, hey, let the fun begin.
53:25Hey, hey, I'm a wolf today.
53:29Hey, hey, hey, I'm a, I'm a,
53:32I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll throw you away.
53:36Say you well.
53:37Say you'll do what I want.
53:39Say you well.
53:40Say you well.
53:41Say you to me.
53:42Say not me.
53:44Say you well.
53:45Say you want.
53:46Say you will.
53:48Say not so merry to me.
53:51Say not me.
53:52Do you play with the girls, play with the boys.
53:55Do you ever get lonely, play with the toys.
53:58And the song we can sing.
54:00I'll be the queen and you'll be the king
54:02In your street, fold down your ladder, make a room for me
54:06Gotta hold the windows and doors, show you mine if you show me more
54:11Gotta let me in, come on you guys, what's there?
54:14Hey, hey, hey, let me find me here
54:17Come on, hey, yeah, I'm a wolf today
54:22Hey, hey, hey, I'll huff, I'll huff, I'll huff, I'll huff, I'll follow you away
54:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you like?
54:44They love me
55:04Say you will, say you won't
55:07Say you won't, say you won't
55:09Say you won't, say to me
55:11Wanna say you love me
55:14Say you will, say you won't
55:16Say you'll do what I do
55:18Say you will, say to me
55:21Say you won't
55:25Say you won't
55:26Say you won't
55:27Say you're true
55:28Say you won't
55:33Say you'll do what I do
55:36Say you will, say to me
55:39PerchéDALOU BE
55:42I'm not a baby
55:44I'm not a baby
55:46I'm not a baby
55:47I'm not a baby
55:55Michael!
55:56Please, let me know
55:58I'm unexpected star stars of the show
56:02Who wins?
56:13You were in the room in there, your head
56:17You noticed my head?
56:18Yes, I noticed your head
56:20Oh my god
56:22So we're not being made into wax dummies
56:25I'm so disappointed
56:26My daughter wanted it
56:28We will probably have to arrange that at another time
56:31We are all here to surprise you
56:34All here
56:34The band and everything
56:36We were with them
56:38We were with them
56:39We all had to keep this secret from you
56:42So that you would land on the stage
56:44And go straight into that amazing song
56:46Well, they're amazing ladies and gentlemen
56:52We haven't done that for 20 years
56:55Well, it was amazing
56:57Thank you
56:57Was that actually Sunita?
57:00Yes, it was Sunita
57:01No, that was actually Sunita
57:04Of course
57:05Yeah
57:07There's Sunita giving us a wage
57:08There's Sunita
57:09Oh my gosh
57:12And you know that man that we said was Peter K
57:15Yeah, who was that? Poor fella
57:16Just some bloke in the audience
57:18Oh my gosh
57:19There he is
57:20I'm sorry
57:22You did my eyes
57:23Oh my gosh, because I was like
57:25I'm sure I know who Peter K is
57:26I was like
57:27I was like
57:28He moved, his eyes moved
57:29Just a little
57:30But listen
57:31Tell us about your life then
57:32What's going on?
57:33I mean, what are you up to?
57:34What's the plan?
57:34Well, yeah, I know
57:35Well, we've got loads of gigs
57:36And hopefully you'll see a tour of us around
57:38Well, you might have more gigs
57:39Because you never know
57:39We're going to have a new single as well
57:40We've got a new single called Firefly
57:42And that'll be out in a couple of weeks
57:43Firefly, let's go
57:44Ladies and gentlemen, one more time
57:46The amazing
57:48Bewitched
57:50You're welcome
57:52Thank you very much
57:54Good night, Bravo
57:55Thank you
57:56Thank you
57:59If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show
58:02Or for any other surprise
58:04Go to bbc.co.uk slash bigshow for all the details
58:09What?
58:10What is going on?
58:11Next week, Jade Braves sent them all
58:14There's music from Jack Savaretti
58:15And we have a sensational unexpected star of the show
58:45In aán
58:46Who's up?
58:49The American Who is passing by
58:50Kid and Cameron
58:52fewreuze team See,
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