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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05Oh, my God!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please!
00:02:17My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:11on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you they're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:46feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:55migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:08topple mountains and
00:04:09make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go
00:04:14too far cleo
00:04:18hold still
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:54i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:36best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:04methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:24her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:36she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the
00:06:43only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james
00:06:50come
00:06:51put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56i'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:14i'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how
00:07:24can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong
00:07:46from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:07:54they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:05oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:12i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:17street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:24some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:32disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:39if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:12i'm only here
00:09:13to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave
00:09:20devon come find me when you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26i can't lose
00:09:27him well if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a
00:09:35war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd
00:09:41make a great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even
00:09:49dream of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean
00:09:55look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your
00:10:07time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:20oh okay what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:35oh what the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:45sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:10:50her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the
00:10:56condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:11:03licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:11:09medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:25is is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so so you think that this
00:11:31this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to
00:11:37the
00:11:38homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she
00:11:43does
00:11:43solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all
00:11:49certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again
00:12:04there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:10have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:16peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:22lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:29be
00:12:30homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:12:38me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:12:46so
00:12:46she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:52diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:39your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry i got this
00:13:52it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save
00:14:17my son i'll give you everything i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for
00:14:31the money or for a wealthy husband i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:43listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:50of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:57couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:07stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:13harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:08queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:15antidote if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she getting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:41get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:50but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:56way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:17:00live on to
00:17:01give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:18nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:26alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right but i warn you no funny business
00:18:09so
00:18:16so
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:51would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:56held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:03faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:13you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:55i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i'm just
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:35attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those dave missiles how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:39the
00:23:40dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even
00:23:47have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:52angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:58except
00:23:58for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:25trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:24:32borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull
00:24:41the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two
00:24:48to do
00:24:48whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right
00:24:55now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor
00:25:02only i
00:25:03know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will
00:25:10give you
00:25:11whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip
00:25:18my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:55poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:02like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:09poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:15of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're
00:26:42you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:48brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:53door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:59that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:21ready hey oh
00:27:22shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:55saved
00:27:55this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a
00:28:01disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:15if you
00:28:16you won't punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's secure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:57strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with
00:29:06that they'll will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:12i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:24medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and iron
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you
00:30:04cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:32got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:36you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:44i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:59i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:18the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:14special
00:32:15skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care
00:32:27i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all
00:32:36right listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:53now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now she's
00:34:28the
00:34:28ceo of an entire corporation oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's
00:34:40an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:50presidential contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:06only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating
00:35:20scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level poor edna she still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own she was
00:35:53begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you
00:36:00got no
00:36:01game i got street cred i got out keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're
00:36:07one to
00:36:07speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live so that i can
00:36:21help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed
00:36:28to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never
00:37:16feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:20uh
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:33wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands
00:37:49i inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess
00:38:01healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy
00:38:07dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:26i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:32to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you
00:38:38right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said chixie's crushing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:50with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that could barely carry supplies well
00:39:54she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will learn a lot to protect her sir
00:40:20then let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:42married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs. uh... like him stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a party after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:57you two really are a match
00:42:00made in hell
00:42:01so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:07who is she
00:42:07uh... this is our uh... entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:11just watch
00:42:14shh
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know... being... this poor
00:42:24me... but my meal
00:42:26have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what evidence do you have of that
00:42:32look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa
00:42:44marissa
00:42:44she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46she's like
00:42:48see everyone
00:42:49butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:52but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps
00:43:02from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:10especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:23no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:36even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:00self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick
00:44:03somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06you should make her sup
00:44:07don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's a gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:24you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:30morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:14don't worry
00:45:15this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh
00:45:42i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:09she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment
00:46:14baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20i i know what this is
00:46:23you've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening
00:46:32security
00:46:32lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:51well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong
00:47:10you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed
00:47:19ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:37show them butch
00:47:44see for yourselves everyone
00:47:46trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable
00:48:09she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here
00:48:14no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie
00:48:20this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:50nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54and who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29that's awesome
00:49:31or something
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:33after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:39oh
00:49:40is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:32mmmm
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody
00:50:41is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:50:49it's
00:50:51it's
00:50:52it's
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine
00:51:11but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me
00:51:17Trixie remember
00:51:19i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing
00:51:25i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:51:39look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48did i hurt you?
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major
00:52:09you know
00:52:10look man
00:52:11i know Trixie is like a
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:20ow
00:52:21ow
00:52:25a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman in LA
00:52:29you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:53you understand?
00:52:54you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00i'll... i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch?
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:06what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero?
00:53:17is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:53:20poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe we should try to face them off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen, i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:10it's not in my nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen Trixie
00:54:16i have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:32really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:37first gift
00:54:44Trixie, i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:49worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53jennifer aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to
00:55:01my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07it must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11they've got nothing left
00:55:13my sander
00:55:14i really don't care for anyone
00:55:15look i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay
00:55:21which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:24is um
00:55:26well
00:55:41clio
00:55:42hey
00:55:43oh my god
00:55:46you found my dog
00:55:52Trixie
00:55:52i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you
00:55:54it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:11thanks
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:30whoo ha ha
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:37let's remind everyone how worth his Trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:44would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:17like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22yes the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:32i bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:35then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on Lysander what are we waiting for?
00:57:39let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43the elites
00:57:43infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:47she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:53she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59i can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:08go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is Lysander please
00:58:19bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:25anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello?
00:58:36yes
00:58:39what?
00:58:44i'm a bankrupt
00:58:54hey hey hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call Sasa?
00:58:58that was a real call?
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated poof
00:59:04it's in thin air
00:59:08then that's impossible
00:59:10who are you?
00:59:11what did you do?
00:59:13secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right?
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham?
00:59:24then that means
00:59:26you're
00:59:28really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:30the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:34Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants what every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me?
00:59:43those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's gotta be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:51Sasa
00:59:53please
00:59:54please
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12do you have your hands for me?
01:00:15or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay, you don't want me
01:00:39fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:46fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:57thank you Devon
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no, to all of humanity
01:01:13so now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait, everyone, stop
01:01:25they're impostors
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40the goddess healer?
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact, she's on her way now
01:02:08so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my products
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21we can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:44no, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:53what are you all doing here?
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:57we were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:09you don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:19let's go
01:04:22let's go
01:04:22let's go
01:04:23let's go
01:04:25let's go
01:04:26let's go
01:04:27let's go
01:04:33get him
01:04:35if you can
01:04:37oh
01:04:39oh
01:04:46No!
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander
01:05:42Grandma
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power
01:06:24You can't compete against me
01:06:26Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:37Hmm
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wigham's
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're cornered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:52Now hold still for me
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:26I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of fetus
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:39While I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent, too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong
01:08:56But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail more than you little lives
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:27But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line
01:09:41And see for yourself
01:09:42I will
01:09:46Left
01:09:47Leaves the wrong breast
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh, please
01:10:01I really wanna die
01:10:03And do you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again
01:10:12Nothing's happening
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major, are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02Nurse so sore, I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:13Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa
01:11:16Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:22For being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone will wanna marry you
01:11:25When you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear
01:11:30Odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife
01:11:38And instead
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:40And protective
01:11:42Husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I
01:11:56Who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:03Yes
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam president
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call
01:12:26The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:29But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for
01:12:33Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:37How I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have
01:12:45Madam president's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way
01:12:50Low-life Trixie
01:12:52Could have called the president
01:12:53By herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony
01:12:56Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No
01:13:00My granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:16Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23And now you, Trixie
01:13:24Are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:08No
01:14:09Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:16You did that
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against you now
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:11But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:18What I mean is
01:15:21You're the war hero
01:15:22General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president
01:15:50On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:55I told you
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:59This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:15My brother is a war hero
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:28Not just your brother
01:16:31It's okay
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again
01:16:38If it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49I truly saved a good man
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09Let's try it out on them
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger, despicable
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:37Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:58IDIOTS!
01:18:05Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This isn't war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... she... she is?
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yeah! Yes!
01:19:38Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:40Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too
01:20:20much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you gonna do? The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:48Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:42The one and only.
01:21:43And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:49Her.
01:21:51Her.
01:21:55Her!
01:21:56Her!
01:21:58What?!?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:29She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:36She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:37Don't...
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie.
01:23:45Give me another chance.
01:23:48I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I do.
01:25:12I do.
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