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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30No!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:35No!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:50Oh
00:01:50My god, Denise I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me. Oh, you're so gonna regret
00:01:56this
00:01:56Hey, relax guys
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos. Fine
00:02:03I'm gonna remember this such a jerk. Oh, yeah. Oh
00:02:08Bye Denise
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her
00:02:17She wishes Denise wait
00:02:21Bro, I got it all my camera. No way
00:02:25Oh
00:02:27My god, she's gonna probably be alone her entire life her under 950 cats. I was looking for you all
00:02:37day
00:02:39Okay, I'm effing humiliated. No one likes me. That's not true Denise. I like you. You don't get it. I
00:02:46mean look at you
00:02:47You're handsome. You're cool. You've been at school for like six years. Everyone likes you
00:02:51It's been seven years, but I'm cool shit, but that's cuz I'm gay. That's why I just wish I was
00:02:58someone else. Oh
00:02:59Denise
00:03:02Peace out Denise
00:03:06I can fix this I can fix it
00:03:17Oh
00:03:20Fuck
00:03:22Incoming
00:03:28Paris lights out
00:03:30Denise
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true. I wish I wasn't such a nerd. I'm so glad. I'm
00:03:38not a nerd
00:03:44Okay
00:03:48Okay
00:04:06Alright
00:04:20Oh
00:04:38Oh
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me me? I didn't do anything in fact
00:05:12I think that this is all your fault. You need to change me back right now. I don't think I
00:05:17can live the rest of my life with these things
00:05:19Okay, what did you?
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels? Those are my grandma's. I think they're cute cute
00:05:27They're so tall. I've never worn those a day in my life. I want to go to the beach naked.
00:05:31It's my life hundred percent
00:05:33Billy
00:05:36Why are you dressed like it's Halloween? Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses
00:05:47Um, hold that thought we need to talk like right now
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refused to kiss me he's always such a horndog. Maybe he got neutered
00:06:06You're changing us back right now. Okay, don't panic. It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum
00:06:11No, god, speak English. Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together. Hypothetically speaking. Yes, but how like this?
00:06:26Oh
00:06:27Oh
00:06:27No, fire fire fire fire fire
00:06:33Go go go go!
00:06:36Go go go go!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh my god, we're gonna die in here
00:06:45Oh my god, stop being such a drama queen. It's literally just the trauma
00:06:48It's not! It's gonna burn the whole school down! We're gonna die in here! Oh my god, no!
00:06:59Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:08This is unbelievable.
00:07:10Mr. Miller, Miss Wiener, my office, now.
00:07:25Pepsi.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:40It's his fault.
00:07:40It's her fault.
00:07:41Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're going to redecorate it.
00:07:49I hate the prom.
00:07:50Decorating's like girl stuff.
00:07:52Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:04I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:09I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:28Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now, shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:42Shake hands!
00:08:44Now, get out of my office!
00:08:47Now!
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh, well, if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:13You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:17We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Um, yeah.
00:09:25No, not that type of glue.
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter.
00:09:30That'll generate a...
00:09:31Stop speaking nerd-on-ees.
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:39and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only, don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:47I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on you, and I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:10:00Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna approach.
00:10:03Okay, just don't touch it.
00:10:03I'm gonna go...
00:10:05Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:09Ooh.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited.
00:10:28And it's called a dick.
00:10:29I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:34How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Oh, ew.
00:10:41You see?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trials are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show
00:10:49up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at, idiot?
00:10:53I don't know, not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:11Can I...
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:52What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:55Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:01Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08That clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:16Crystal.
00:12:43Oh, no!
00:12:46Oh, it's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk it.
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get to stuff.
00:13:10Be careful.
00:13:11It's a little sick.
00:13:12Oh, thanks.
00:13:12Oh, thanks.
00:13:13Oh, thanks.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:58Set.
00:13:59Set.
00:14:05And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25Denise, the human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Oh, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Uh-huh.
00:14:38You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:43Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Rainmaker finds out that we're not working together, we're gonna be expelled.
00:14:50Mmm!
00:14:53Mmm-hmm.
00:14:57Oh, yeah.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:05Honey, what?
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12Okay, pause off me and drop my head.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:28Stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:44Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Billy, I knew you used to love me.
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:51Oh, no.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:59I, uh...
00:16:02You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Okay, just, just, just, just walk.
00:16:30Oh.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:36Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:40Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh.
00:16:43Not until.
00:16:45I think.
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but, okay.
00:16:52Ah, here.
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:54Ha, ha.
00:16:55Um.
00:16:55What, what's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:58I just don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08I, uh, I, uh, I, what, I, I have to fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser.
00:17:32Oh, my bull.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35I'm sorry.
00:17:37Stupid butt.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40All right.
00:17:40Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating up freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom
00:17:47or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:48But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50No, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I, I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:55I'm serious.
00:17:56Billy and I, we swapped bodies last night.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you,
00:18:04but instead you come to me lying
00:18:06with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14I'm being furious.
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours
00:18:21and I'm already a complete and total slut.
00:18:23Of course, Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I, I still can't believe I woke up
00:18:31with this thing between my legs.
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness though,
00:18:35like how do you pee without accidentally
00:18:36hosing yourself in the face
00:18:37because I cannot figure it out?
00:18:39It's early to be talking about penile control
00:18:40with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Maybe, maybe.
00:18:45If I just show you it,
00:18:46like you can help me figure this thing out
00:18:47because I do not know how it works.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding, it's, it's bad.
00:18:56So.
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:02No!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try,
00:19:06but I'm not falling for the
00:19:07look at your drunk prank
00:19:08you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that
00:19:12Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:17Actually,
00:19:19he's not pretending
00:19:21or
00:19:22she's not pretending
00:19:24and
00:19:26yes,
00:19:26you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:34We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up,
00:19:37I had bees.
00:19:40This is Bishan.
00:19:41I mean, oh my God,
00:19:42like I knew I had sick powers,
00:19:43but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is,
00:19:47wait, I did it.
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Oh my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has like low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00Juice.
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:03Juice.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12You got your juice.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:16Bolt,
00:20:18what did you mean by,
00:20:19oh no,
00:20:20what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish
00:20:23upon a star
00:20:24and this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help
00:20:36all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now,
00:20:39I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter
00:20:51just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic
00:20:55for like centuries,
00:20:56so yeah,
00:20:57actually it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm going to need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Did you say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And pancakes.
00:21:23You said how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes.
00:21:26For protection.
00:21:27All right, hold on, you two.
00:21:29Because I'm about to put you back
00:21:30where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakus.
00:21:34Petupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:36Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos,
00:21:40return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:44It's working.
00:21:49It's working.
00:21:52It's working.
00:21:52I'm doing magic.
00:21:54It's working.
00:22:10It's working.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table.
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the AC.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We just expanded our team to include Bolt
00:22:41for his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh, no.
00:23:17Oh, no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18Billy, I think...
00:23:19I think I'm about to have my...
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine,
00:23:24but it's in your...
00:23:24I'm about to have...
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month,
00:23:40so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of straight.
00:23:50Um, well, there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:24:00How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:42Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man.
00:24:57You science from psycho.
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:06We got to get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:10Look, I'll meet you really again.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh, my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me
00:25:37because she thought I was you
00:25:38trying to steal you from me
00:25:41for her for...
00:25:43You!
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you,
00:25:50but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class
00:25:55looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you
00:25:57to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me
00:25:59and drop this attitude,
00:26:02I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus
00:26:07and then we'll see
00:26:07if the stripper of Heiser High
00:26:09gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this,
00:26:24Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't.
00:26:25Oh, my God, no!
00:26:27No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you over...
00:26:34away from everybody
00:26:35and speed back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know
00:26:42how mean my friends could be
00:26:44until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just...
00:26:52maybe go decorate for the prom,
00:26:54I guess.
00:26:54Come on in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades
00:26:58are all you got, man.
00:27:00Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything
00:27:02you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen,
00:27:05student council,
00:27:06literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen
00:27:15and all the other girls
00:27:15are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:25Okay, well,
00:27:25it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31Now.
00:27:32Come on, feel it.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching
00:27:35is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body
00:27:38I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay, I just...
00:27:45I guess I've never
00:27:47like saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable
00:27:52to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty,
00:27:55it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude
00:27:58and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:14Looking this good
00:28:15isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you
00:28:20how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades
00:28:35of gray is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing
00:28:38an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering
00:28:40where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really
00:28:47are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:50No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:53Then why are you
00:28:53playing doctor
00:28:54on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so
00:28:58busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend
00:29:00just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me
00:29:03you have better clothes
00:29:04for me to change in to.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail
00:29:14to add some more pressure
00:29:15to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test
00:29:17after school
00:29:18in the back parking lot
00:29:19during a study break.
00:29:20Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:53That lost and found box
00:29:54really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called
00:30:00Britney, bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:20Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case
00:30:25he kills us?
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed
00:30:27with Billy before
00:30:27and the, uh, instructor
00:30:29he's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt
00:30:32in the car
00:30:33and strap yourself in.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy.
00:30:50Get back here.
00:30:55Both right.
00:30:55I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry
00:30:57about all of the bullying
00:30:58you've done over these years,
00:30:59then you will do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school
00:31:01in my mom's station wagon
00:31:02for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks
00:31:04I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:06God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'm going to be cream pie.
00:31:12Let's put the car in dry
00:31:13before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I die today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible
00:31:22was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up.
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yep, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47Let's move out.
00:31:49Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:05And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot!
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:19That right there?
00:32:21That spot.
00:32:22Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25Fuck no.
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:29Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Oh my God!
00:32:45Stop!
00:32:46Oh my God!
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:57Dear diary,
00:32:58today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00Whew.
00:33:01You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:12I'll repay you for this.
00:33:14This.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Billy, no!
00:33:31You're on good today!
00:33:32No!
00:33:32No!
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this!
00:33:34Billy!
00:33:36Today's winner for prom queen!
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:53Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:59All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Trig?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:08Dee.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're going to love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kenny!
00:34:34Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:41We do not have time for this.
00:34:4225, Mike.
00:34:43Come on, get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh, it's plastic fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um, tinea curis.
00:35:01Tinea who?
00:35:02Jock itch, okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now, okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dingo!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:20Thanks, man.
00:35:33You got it, Coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49All right, guys.
00:35:50We're going to have bananas on three, eh?
00:35:51Yeah, yeah.
00:35:52All right.
00:35:53One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Go!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:01Here we go.
00:36:03Here we go.
00:36:03Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:05I'm going to have five inches.
00:36:06I'm going to have to wait.
00:36:07Let's get it.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:09Here on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark.
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:37Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're going to drown with the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I can't swim.
00:36:46We can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:57Oh, you're the worst.
00:36:59I hate you.
00:37:00Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is going to be used to the water on two.
00:37:05On two.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08Out two.
00:37:09Into.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13All right, now you're going to swim.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm going to go.
00:37:18Now, we're going to get in.
00:37:19Get to the end of the pool.
00:37:20It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:27You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:30Glide, kick.
00:37:31All right, give it a run.
00:37:34Stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:38Kick.
00:37:39Kumbaya, baa, two.
00:37:42I'm swimming.
00:37:44Let's go Billy.
00:37:45I'm swimming.
00:37:47You got it?
00:37:48Keep it up.
00:37:48It's in two, out two.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job.
00:38:01Oh my god, it's swimming.
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:11Hey, highs or high bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:19Ah, my mom!
00:38:21That's the time I wanted, so I'm happy about it.
00:38:23I'm happy for you.
00:38:24Denise for prom queen.
00:38:26I'm going to take that.
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:40That never happened.
00:38:41And how much?
00:38:42Welcome, weasel.
00:38:43It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:45It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Well, vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate you, I'm going to do this.
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ and his little makeout sex with the mascot in it.
00:39:04I'm going to do this.
00:39:04Really?
00:39:07I'll vote, I'll vote.
00:39:08Thank you, thank you.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11Oh, you're all disgusting.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:23Oh my God.
00:39:24Billy's charming.
00:39:25What?
00:39:25Billy's charming.
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver.
00:39:28I got a coach.
00:39:38Billy, Billy, Billy, he's drowning.
00:39:41Hey.
00:39:43Oh my God, he's drowning.
00:39:44He's drowning.
00:39:46Billy, Billy, help me.
00:39:55All right, let's go.
00:40:01Are you alive?
00:40:03Oh my God.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:29Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:36You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40I want to know.
00:40:42Why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain.
00:40:51Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Bolt, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:55But it's true.
00:40:56The gravitational pull is just distorting perception, so it made it look like Denise is actually better
00:41:01than Billy.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finland, so...
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me?
00:41:26And her?
00:41:27That big bat?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:31All right, you two.
00:41:32Meet me in the gym.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Hi, Christine.
00:41:42Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45I'm sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this month.
00:41:49It's...
00:41:49It's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54All right, you two.
00:41:55We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want y'all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're all right.
00:42:06He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks, I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself, you know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're, like, way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21And, like, a socially acceptable...
00:42:23Like, in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, no, I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do?
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:47Um...
00:42:48Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with, anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home, like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08I mean...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great, by the way.
00:43:27I'm...
00:43:29Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just gonna meet up with you, and I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna pull a step.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy, she's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, I should be serious.
00:43:48Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:15Vixen, I have...
00:44:17I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The other one popping out is you.
00:44:22What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No, no.
00:44:27Here!
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:34Uh...
00:44:36Denise!
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've been going mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:49Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her, just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Really?
00:45:07You make me want to be really bad.
00:45:08Oh, okay.
00:45:09Oh, oh, no.
00:45:10No, no, no.
00:45:11Kiss me.
00:45:11No, that's okay.
00:45:13No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you.
00:45:14No.
00:45:19Oh, my God, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh, my God.
00:45:32I hate you, Billiont.
00:45:34Hey, you're making me love you.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a lock shop.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today.
00:45:56Due to you.
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off with that or all she does is just make fun of me every day.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy.
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you.
00:46:10Oh, fuck me.
00:46:12Eyes are high.
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls.
00:46:15Eyeballs.
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromati-
00:46:49Oh, hey, man.
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus.
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed, little over-sex cheerleader who just wants to have
00:47:16premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20Well, the longer that I've gotten to know you, I just-
00:47:23I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:25Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again?
00:47:38No.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back or I'll fail your little test on voice.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:50Pardon me.
00:47:52Denise.
00:47:54Oh, wait.
00:47:55What did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:04No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11These.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Glucons kills your short-term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:25Oh, okay.
00:48:27It is on.
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:37Oh!
00:48:37They're fun!
00:48:39Oh!
00:48:41Oh!
00:48:45Oh!
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16It almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank.
00:49:50Human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:51You've seen her around.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon.
00:49:55You've seen her around.
00:49:55The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinny and X!
00:49:57Vinny sucks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my God, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29You promised not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:07Fight!
00:51:09Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:12Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:15Come down!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn violent!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well, I'm not a dog, and I don't beg, especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is pretty good.
00:51:57But what's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch her bodies back for Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I bet you five bucks she hits his three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:41Thanks.
00:53:55Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No.
00:54:14You fake it.
00:54:15Please, Coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in...
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:50Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, we'd peril our park with you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:22I passed.
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:39You did it!
00:55:43You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46Yes!
00:55:48It works!
00:56:04Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute
00:56:14ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda! But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's
00:56:22running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could. We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:09It's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to
00:57:12give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay? We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17All right, guys, listen. It's almost 313. If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets. Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together. Let's come on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:50Chew-yip! Chew-yip!
00:57:53Choo-choo!
00:57:57Chew-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official. We're never switching back, so...
00:58:11Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is, your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:44Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:49Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:53You've got twin trails starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And Miss Weiner, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:09You mean it?
00:59:11No, more delia-dalia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just trust your instincts, and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito! Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Miss Weiner!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a 3.
01:00:00And it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Yeah, let's go!
01:00:13Woo!
01:00:14Woo!
01:00:21On your mark...
01:00:22And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set!
01:00:26...back.
01:00:26...back.
01:00:28...back.
01:00:41...back.
01:00:55...back.
01:00:58...back.
01:00:59Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today!
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yeah!
01:01:11I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again!
01:01:25One more time!
01:01:26Focus, Miss Weiner!
01:01:28One mistake, and it's all over with!
01:01:34One more!
01:01:35That's it!
01:01:36One more!
01:01:37One more!
01:01:38One!
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah!
01:01:40Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:43Get up!
01:01:44Get up!
01:01:45Okay!
01:01:45Okay!
01:01:48On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:01:56Get set!
01:02:09Woo!
01:02:10Woo!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:12Jenny!
01:02:38Miss Weiner!
01:02:39That's genius!
01:02:41A plus work!
01:02:42Always knew you had it, ain't ya?
01:02:43No you didn't!
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day!
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain!
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:01Let's go!
01:03:02Let's go!
01:03:08Let's go!
01:03:09Woo!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:19Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinko?
01:03:25Yeah, swim team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Congrats!
01:03:44I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52Billy, we can just be friends.
01:03:53You.
01:03:54You wanna be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course!
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you would prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's gonna be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still wanna go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:45I, I, it would, uh, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixen is sure right about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:04No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my god, what am I gonna wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my god, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help beg me to take him back.
01:05:53And I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:05:59Oh, I'm sorry.
01:06:17I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:20I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:20You can't wait.
01:06:24Fuck it.
01:06:27You can't wait.
01:06:28You can't wait.
01:06:28I won't let this feeling fade.
01:06:35Wow you um you look great. You look pretty handsome. Thank you. I can you believe that
01:06:45we made it here? Together? We look good doing it. Yeah we do. Hey! Quiet! When I say
01:06:58just do it. Hold the bucket no matter what. Just do it. Got it. I'll teach that snitch bitch to
01:07:05take my man.
01:07:06Mixin' for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman it's my duty to announce Highs or Highs prom king and queen are
01:07:30Kenny.
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:08:33Before our prom queen, queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51No!
01:08:51No!
01:08:52Oh my god, Kenny!
01:08:54This is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey. You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:18I didn't fall in love with you.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:26I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:35And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:39And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04We all know for real this time.
01:11:06Please!
01:11:06Please!
01:11:07Please!
01:11:12To be continued...
01:11:45Wait, Nise is dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl? This night sucks!
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all!
01:11:54Uh, right bodies!
01:11:56Wrong outfit!
01:11:58I don't know!
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux!
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen!
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing! She's pathetic!
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:25And me.
01:12:28I was... I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please. I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:56Loser!
01:12:57She's a loser!
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop! You can't do this to me!
01:13:13Stop! Why are you cheering for her? Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her! You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:25What?
01:13:37No! Not me!
01:13:40We'll fix it.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me! I'm the most popular girl that hides her eye!
01:13:45Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan!
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny!
01:13:58Get out of my way! Move! Now!
01:13:59In fact, all you fuckers at Heiser High can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's going to fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about? Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess next time she's got a little taste of her own medicine!
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too!
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry about everything that I've done. Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry about everything that I've done.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:15For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller!
01:15:23Miss Weiner!
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble!
01:15:29What? Why? What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:32That's why you're in trouble. No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope. And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller!
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship, but, uh, maybe, uh, lose the dress.
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah. Yes, coach. Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually. Thank you.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:05Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:24I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28And there are always sunfalls, along the way, just let go.
01:16:32Life is no place for you, almost.
01:16:36We belong together, and I know, just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43If I didn't flow together, I could just sayühren.
01:16:43Boo, go, go!
01:16:44And there are always wars with me, my players.
01:16:44I like the sleep.
01:16:45And we're still one of those things left over those times.
01:16:45I'm behind you.explain
01:16:45Veterans materials. Let's discuss light
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