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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:05Oh!
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:09Whoa!
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:11Whoa!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:31he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:37money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:51oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:45feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:54migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:08topple
00:04:08mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:53i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:58don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:29oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we save the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:57but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:04these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:15the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:24her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:38elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:44save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty
00:06:52to the entire
00:06:53world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:13i'll save your son
00:07:16who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:30crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:37i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:45arms strong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:57from all
00:07:57your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not
00:08:06gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging
00:08:13whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't
00:08:18paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar
00:08:25trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a
00:08:34prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:12only here to
00:09:13repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:21you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:29if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:35hero who single
00:09:36handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great
00:09:41husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:54i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:01only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:20okay
00:10:22what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:36the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:35why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree
00:11:41i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified
00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08oh
00:12:08and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely
00:12:33you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:23we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss tricksy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:19oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:35why is she spitting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:38i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:13general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:13hmm
00:18:19and i mean
00:18:31hmm
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:20steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:26my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:18my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:21:25you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive
00:21:37right rewrites the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are you niggity
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:38science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your funny
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:53ready
00:22:59we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:02get em boys
00:23:04get em
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:12fire
00:23:14fire
00:23:16fire
00:23:17fire
00:23:19fire
00:23:20fire
00:23:20fire
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00:23:26fire
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00:23:27fire
00:23:27How is this possible? It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic. Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person. She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:14No, no. Absolutely not. There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure? Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt.
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod-bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:26So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my God.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:04Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:07The big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my God.
00:27:17Get back, sucker.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27She's cured.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:42day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I am already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:20I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:05Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:16She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:20I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over to the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years.
00:33:53And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:18Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:17You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:25for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street credit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:03The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:38Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even so much
00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was to
00:38:09broken your heart,
00:38:10but
00:38:11embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:15the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back
00:38:32to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet
00:38:37someone who will
00:38:38treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:42Grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stick the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:24presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir?
00:39:45The homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie?
00:39:47This is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:48Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:54providing for him
00:39:55and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring
00:40:04it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men, I'm only
00:40:09alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:14Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:39special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:41getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, Butch is
00:40:57taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh and please don't be
00:40:59so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:03U.S. Health Department
00:41:04but this is a partay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:14president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:17the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor
00:41:20and that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:34start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:14Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:20You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:36Even the first
00:42:37woman president will
00:42:38be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me
00:42:46she's like
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex
00:42:51but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to
00:42:56my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what
00:42:58poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand that
00:43:09feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:12contract.
00:43:18You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:24connection, so how
00:43:25could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to
00:43:27get the US
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I
00:43:34saw potential in
00:43:35you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best
00:43:37friend.
00:43:38But I recognize
00:43:39now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:41Don't be all
00:43:42sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:43your man.
00:43:45This is what
00:43:46us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal
00:43:48from lame
00:43:49spinsters for
00:43:49fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples
00:43:56you any day.
00:43:56I can say that
00:43:57now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody
00:44:03put that on a
00:44:04memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07Drink her
00:44:07sup.
00:44:07Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even
00:44:12have to lift a
00:44:13finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing
00:44:15yourself in front
00:44:15of everyone for
00:44:16me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:19sound like a
00:44:20man, but you're
00:44:21nothing but a
00:44:22pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26You're moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:31lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:41request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion dollar
00:45:02contract for
00:45:02Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:06supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home you
00:45:19try to swindle from
00:45:20me.
00:45:23See, everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease and
00:45:31here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is where
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, I
00:45:42don't know, beg for a
00:45:43little treat while
00:45:43you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand
00:45:55me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything I've
00:45:58ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:12can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the
00:46:19bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a
00:46:26fancy party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the
00:46:33doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie
00:46:46Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:48Wickham wedding right
00:46:49now.
00:46:49Butch Tanner.
00:46:50Well, he's going to
00:46:51wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with
00:46:53him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy
00:47:00guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of
00:47:02people from much
00:47:03worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:05of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander
00:47:08Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:10legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:18ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability to
00:47:23heal someone like
00:47:24General Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going
00:47:26to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's...
00:47:33You're just asking to be
00:47:35humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:44everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:46freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:05of the United States
00:48:06herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold
00:48:12digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came
00:48:40here to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you
00:49:05back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:28alive.
00:49:29I'm sorry.
00:49:31I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you,
00:49:35Trixie, not even
00:49:36the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Licender scooped
00:50:06you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring
00:50:12my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:20like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:23Two!
00:50:24Two!
00:50:26Two!
00:50:28Two!
00:50:29Three!
00:50:30Three!
00:50:30Three!
00:50:32Three!
00:50:33This wine is so
00:50:35delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying
00:50:41a hand on my
00:50:43future wife.
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:51:00Who the hell
00:51:01is this I'm sorry that I'm late did they hurt you no I'm fine but um when did I become
00:51:13your future
00:51:13wife you saved me Trixie remember I'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing I saved you because you're a good man not because I want you to owe me
00:51:28any
00:51:34favors I see what this is you're the one who cheated on me Trixie look at you guys all lovey
00:51:40dove don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of
00:51:44woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy Bob
00:51:59was
00:52:00willing to give her some I see her in the Marines I'm a major you know look man I know
00:52:11Trixie is like
00:52:12a seven now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like
00:52:19bad a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to fuck with me you little dipshit I'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts I'll I'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch I thought you were in the Marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:08don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of
00:53:18your plan Trixie
00:53:19poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a
00:53:25woman's worth is tied to the man she marries Trixie is worthless cuz that guy looks like a cowboy a
00:53:34bum
00:53:34girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out
00:53:40of
00:53:40action for so long maybe she tried to pay some off some more don't you think bring in the wedding
00:53:47gifts
00:53:55what is all this Trixie listen I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but I know that we shared a moment I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just
00:54:09disappear it's not in my nature I'm like somebody else here listen Trixie I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so I know that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor Oscar worthy Oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43Trixie I know that you just lost your home so I'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by Jennifer Aniston second gift this contains all the rights to my entire
00:55:02fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor it must be that easy they already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left Lysander I really don't care for
00:55:15any look I I know I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman okay which is
00:55:21exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift is um well
00:55:46you found my dog Trixie I'm just a man but with you it's so much more Trixie Amore
00:56:00will you marry me you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes I will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey I don't care if she's homeless or not but I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:55understand
00:57:00you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22Trixie yes the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market Lysander Armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society I bet my life you're
00:57:33all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on Lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us
00:57:42the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on bad
00:57:49luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence I'd handle them myself but
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is Lysander please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh I'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44i'm a fake
00:58:54hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated poof it's in thin air
00:59:08that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said that the Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire global stock market could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really Lysander Armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's Mary the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything there's there's got to be
00:59:47some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:09a good time
01:00:12do you remember your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:15ah
01:00:20i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:25as you are guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to miss Trixie thank you devon
01:00:59marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever
01:01:15given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of mine
01:01:45biomedical products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and
01:01:51medicine the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on
01:02:05her way now so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my product who cares
01:02:19about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an
01:02:24eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi fbi you're under arrest for
01:02:32fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please officer don't
01:02:49arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about the
01:02:55breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i can
01:03:02attest
01:03:02that trixie amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law yes and
01:03:08one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible woman she's
01:03:22an angel descended from heaven you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist
01:03:37attack without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with
01:03:48the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:03:54i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58i promise that i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiance you don't get to decide punk let's go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:47ah
01:04:52uh
01:05:00ah
01:05:01uh
01:05:04oh
01:05:26Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:43Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was! I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own
01:07:20wedding!
01:07:29Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too? That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:36Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Right rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:38While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:56I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops! Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops! And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:16Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:33I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:40Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:20We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:38Tear her apart!
01:14:39Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:03this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try
01:15:10to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming
01:15:15still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander
01:15:23Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding. The moment you wake up, you fall under
01:15:29this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me
01:15:42as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president. On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie. I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped
01:16:02from your military honors and titles. Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah. It's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck
01:16:45about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:17:06of poison darts for the military. Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:57Hey, idiots!
01:17:59Oh, my God.
01:18:00Oh, my God.
01:18:01Oh, my God.
01:18:05Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:35Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:30And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only...
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:58What?!
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done,
01:22:49we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:54Sit down.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:58Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
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