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Aired (April 18, 2026): Nagbabalik na sa 'It's Showtime' stage ang nag-iisang 'Asia's Unkabogable Superstar', Vice Ganda!

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00:00As long as it's hot,
00:02a really beautiful Saturday
00:04will surprise you
00:07because
00:09goodness gracious,
00:12she's fast!
00:14But love people,
00:16Asia's uncomfortable, phenomenal superstar,
00:21Vice President!
00:33Oh, wow!
00:36Great!
00:40Goodness gracious!
00:44You're in a shoplift!
00:46You were the one God stealing on CCTV!
00:50Oh my God, I cannot take it anymore!
00:52Oh my God, no way!
00:53My twin brother is a criminal!
00:55I'm a criminal!
00:58I don't know how to perform!
01:00Criminal!
01:01I don't know!
01:02What's up, Madlang people?
01:04What's up, Madlang people?
01:07What's up?
01:07You're the legend, giving power
01:09Super, super, super, super dear
01:10What's up?
01:14I got the Sarah McLintzina!
01:17I'm gonna hold it up!
01:19I'm her main girl!
01:20Did you miss me?
01:21Yes!
01:23It's severe!
01:26I love it, people!
01:27Oy, love it!
01:30Love it!
01:31I miss you too!
01:32I really need to make it up.
01:35Casual.
01:36I miss you, but I love people!
01:42It's so easy, I can't remember.
01:45What's that?
01:45Ay!
02:06I love you Madlang.
02:08I'm so happy to be back!
02:09Oh, yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:14Grabe, hindi naman mag-i-besign ng madlang people.
02:16Lahat ay kinagayo.
02:18Sana ang danya lang.
02:19Andami naka-girlies sa studio.
02:22Kawai-kawai yung mga naka-girlies.
02:24Hindi ang talat sila, oh.
02:25Mukhang nagkaupusan ng, ano,
02:27ng stripe sa kalsada, ha?
02:29Oh, yes, si mother.
02:31Yes.
02:32Si mother, oh.
02:33Mukhang lumang malikin sa lumang SM Carriedo.
02:37Yung mga malikin na tinatakpan pag ala sa isna.
02:40At feeling ko talaga yung special ang araw na ito.
02:43Yes.
02:44Nagpakulot tong baklantong.
02:47Nakai-striped.
02:48Kulot, tapos may bangs. Ano doon?
02:51Hindi natapos.
02:52Goodness gracious.
02:53Talagang baka yung goodness gracious sa'yo.
02:56Para si precious yun.
02:57Goodness gracious. Oh my God.
02:59Goodness precious ka. Goodness precious.
03:01Goodness precious.
03:04Nakakalors.
03:04Anong bago?
03:06Sa'yo may bago.
03:07Oh.
03:08Ano yung dalawa na yan?
03:09Oh, dadaan.
03:10Sorry.
03:12Sorry.
03:12Sorry, may bago.
03:13Hindi nyo ako nakita ng isang buwan.
03:15Oh.
03:16Yan ba yun?
03:17Yan.
03:17May pasapo ka siya.
03:18Ayan.
03:19Nagpunta po ako ng tutuban para dito.
03:21Ay, tutuban na lang.
03:23Yes.
03:24Sa tutuban ko lang ito pinagawa.
03:26Ang hirap kasi ng operasyon doon.
03:29Kasi nga, ano, bagsak presyo.
03:32Bagsak presyo.
03:32One-five lang pagawa dun eh.
03:34Sa tutuban.
03:35Oh.
03:35Tapos pag higa mo.
03:36Oh.
03:37Nandun yung gamit.
03:37Tapos sabihin, oh, ikaw gumawa.
03:39Ikaw DIY.
03:40Self-service po yung pagawaan dun sa ano.
03:43DIY.
03:44Sa tutuban.
03:45Oh, nainggit ka, Jackie.
03:47Yes.
03:48Nanliit ako.
03:49Na parang hindi ako.
03:50Ibibigay ko sa'yo.
03:51Diba?
03:52Goodness gracious.
03:53Bukang ihinto mo ang pagtutupis mo sa bitch.
03:55Dahil dito sa Jackie.
03:56Ayaw nga eh.
03:58Oh, Jackie.
03:58Let me make me swear.
04:01Kanina gandang-ganda ako sa sarili ko.
04:03Nakatingin ko sa lamin.
04:04Tapos pag tingin ko si Ayo nakatingin sa'kin.
04:06Oh.
04:08Oh.
04:09Alam mo kung ano sabi niya?
04:10Ano?
04:10Hanggang kailang kagayon.
04:13Ayaw nga.
04:14Ayaw nga.
04:15Ayaw nga.
04:15Ayaw nga.
04:15Parang hindi ka masaya.
04:17Naalipat pa rin siya eh.
04:19Sabi niya talaga.
04:20Hanggang kailang ka ganyan.
04:22Hanggang kailang ka ganyan.
04:23Lambing lang yun.
04:24Enda kaya.
04:25Only for showtime.
04:27Yeah.
04:27Eh paano?
04:28Paano kung maghihayain kanya mag-date mamaya after showtime?
04:31Oo.
04:31Ano no?
04:31Pag hihayain ka mag-date mamaya.
04:32Mahayain niya ako mag-date mamaya.
04:34Pero gusto niya si Panying ako.
04:36Hindi si Curly.
04:37Nakakaloka.
04:38Biglang nag-resurface ang mga videos ni Curly.
04:40Wow.
04:42Kasi gano'ng kakamiss ng ating mga madgampeak.
04:44Wow.
04:45Gano'ng kakamiss na gano'ng kayong kabagot sa life.
04:48Talaga.
04:48Inamat sa iyong luma kung pili ko lang.
04:50Maraming maraming salamat sa lahat na nakaka-appreciate ngayon pa lang.
04:53Ng Girl Boy Baclato, boy.
04:55Yes.
04:56That was shown 13 years ago.
04:58Parang gusto niya ng parto yun.
05:00Alin?
05:01Ay, ayoko na.
05:02Nakakahagay di ba?
05:03Ang hirap mo.
05:04Ayoko na.
05:04Ang hirap yun.
05:05Nakakabaliyo.
05:07At saka alam mo dati, sabi ko,
05:08ito pala,
05:10ang dali-dali lang maglagay nito ngayon.
05:12Binibili na lang kasi ito.
05:14Samantalang dati,
05:14ito tong prosthetics yung nilalagay ko araw-araw.
05:17Anim na oras yun.
05:19Tapos, ganito lang pala, oh.
05:20Isusuot lang.
05:22Gano'n?
05:22Gano'n?
05:23Ay!
05:24Di ba?
05:25Yung iba nagpapa-opera po.
05:27Pwede mo pala isuot.
05:28Tapos, pwedeng labahan.
05:29Pwedeng banlawan.
05:30Pwede naman pala.
05:31Tapos, pag hindi mo na...
05:32Ayoko na.
05:32Gusto ako flat-chested.
05:35As kahapon, nakakatuwa.
05:37Kasi, nag-fitting ako dun sa designer.
05:39Tapos, yung nanahin niya,
05:40nagpa-picture sa akin.
05:42Tapos, sabi niya,
05:42may may pa-picture po.
05:43Sabi ko,
05:44sa tagal ko nang pagpapatahi dito,
05:45ngayon ka lang nagpa-picture.
05:46Hindi ka papanood ko lang po kasi ng pelikula nyo,
05:49Ayong Call Me Mother.
05:50Hindi po.
05:50Ano?
05:50Yung Girl Boy Baclato.
05:51Hahahaha.
05:53Yung painapalood ko.
05:54Pagod.
05:55Nakakapapalood ko.
05:55Kahapon lang daw nila pinunod na buong pamilya yung Girl Boy Baclato.
06:00Boy.
06:00Maraming salamat.
06:01Lalo sa mga Genses na ngayon palang nasaksiyan yung Girl Boy Baclato.
06:22Sila.
06:22O found is,
06:22is not the theme ba ng bingin.
06:22He is to the theme of the theme beat for.
06:23for one is right.
06:23it's maripi wangng.
06:23it's a義 boba.
06:23The theme song is the theme song is here.
06:23the theme song is the theme song.
06:24Quite the theme song is the theme song.
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