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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33I got this!
00:58Whoa!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck.
07:23I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients,
13:38where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liara.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I'm not tasty!
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27I might even claim the Sea King's throne!
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run!
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Leoya, your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:03Maybe he's dead.
18:06Wait.
18:15Maybe he's dead.
18:22I don't think so.
18:42My liege
18:44Have mercy
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter
18:46I swear it
18:46Please spare my life
18:48No problem
18:49Thank you my lord
18:50Thank you for your mercy
18:51Try to remember that in your next life
19:07Enjoying the show
19:17My king
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:20We swear
19:21Listen to me
19:22If any of you take one step
19:24Near my daughter again
19:25I will skin you alive
19:28Now
19:29Get the fuck out of my sight
19:31Yes
19:31Yes my liege
19:44My love
19:45Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:58That wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:02But Poseidon
20:03Guy's long gone
20:04Probably fish food in some trench
20:07Right?
20:07Sea god myth
20:08Ancient history
20:09Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore
20:23The world's the same as ever
20:26The dead are louder than the living
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is
20:56Tell him to get his ass out here
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this
21:11I'm not wasting it on you
21:12I need a background check
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace
21:22You crash my spot
21:23You die here
21:46Little fish
21:55Hades' staff
21:57One shot
21:58The sea king
21:59He's real
22:02Hades
22:03You hiding?
22:05Come out
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:09One
22:11Two
22:15Thank the fates
22:16The boss is here
22:22Boss
22:23This bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:33And we all drown
22:33You're done
22:34Get out
22:35In front of Poseidon
22:37Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
22:45My lord
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
22:57Understood
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now
22:59You have three days
23:00I'll be back
23:05Everyone
23:06Drop what you're doing
23:07Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:09Every resource
23:11Every contact
23:12Now
23:12Tell them Poseidon's back
23:14Yes boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:22Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead
23:35Kid comes with us alive
23:37She's still hurt
23:37Easy pickets
23:38Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch
24:01A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05Pathetic
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold
24:14Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy?
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:30Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding
24:51This forest is locked down
24:53Surrender now
24:55I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:58Let my daughter go
25:00No, Mommy
25:02I'm not leaving you
25:04No
25:14Kids mine
25:15You die
25:19You poisoned me
25:23My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:26The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:32Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:41Done
25:43The kids coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:48Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:51Dylan wants you dead
25:53But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:09Let my mommy go
26:11You bastard
26:19Lily
26:19Lily
26:20Run
26:21Get out of here
26:26Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:29A little longer
26:37Lily
26:37Lily
26:44Daddy
26:50Your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman
27:00You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend
27:17Too bad
27:18I'll snap every bone
27:19In your body
27:20With one hand
27:45If I pull this vine
27:46The whole cliff
27:47Goes with us, demon
27:50Run all you
27:51You want
27:51My pack
27:52Tears you both apart
27:54Just run all you
27:57Let's fall
28:19It's fine
28:20No
28:21No
28:21You gotta be
28:21No
28:22No
28:22No
28:22No
28:26Oh, my God.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:35Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:04I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first.
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine.
33:14I'll oblige.
33:42You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:17Ancient Ekethra.
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:26Our boss has real backing.
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:35They're coming for us.
34:36We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:42Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:49Jack, stay behind me.
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack.
34:55Look around.
34:56We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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