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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48You're a juvenile.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:01Aw, hello, man!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:04I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What the...
00:03:52Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:59is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's going to save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've
00:07:58failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:08:19cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:59Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18Chris?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:43Let's go for it.
00:18:10Let's go for it.
00:18:13Let's go for it.
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman
00:18:42general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before
00:20:26she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here
00:21:16captain morales
00:21:19captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00i swear
00:22:01i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay just means that my body is a biological fact a
00:22:41man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're just doctoring me with your friend
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:48i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:02get him boys
00:23:04get him
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00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no.
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:17There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I may have promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:02This is taking way too long!
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:08These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, sucker.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit!
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted!
00:27:43Shoot her dead now!
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down!
00:27:50Don't listen to her!
00:27:51She's a fraud!
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine!
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care!
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling, General!
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will!
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a cure!
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:24Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The Goddess Healer!
00:29:33Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:03a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:30:25coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:31:21bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:31Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:38No, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:37I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:06Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and, uh,
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now,
00:34:27she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she, uh,
00:34:43got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:46Yeah.
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street crit I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:17Do you remember that?
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was to
00:38:09broken your heart
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me
00:38:18just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back
00:38:32to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet
00:38:37someone who will
00:38:38treat you right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:47Stop.
00:38:50You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too,
00:38:55Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stake the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with your regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow her
00:40:18to protect her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day
00:40:40for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour,
00:40:43my company will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs. Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:57Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:58Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:04U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a partay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president
00:41:15will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa
00:41:21is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:37We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:42We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:49We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:50Not so fast.
00:41:50The party doesn't start
00:41:50until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:07Um, this is our entertainment
00:42:10for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three years?
00:42:29And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me,
00:42:32then go look at yourself
00:42:33in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:55to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion-dollar contract?
00:43:31We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing
00:43:54for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:56I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission
00:44:01of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick,
00:44:03somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing
00:44:05me in front of everyone.
00:44:06She'll make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound
00:44:20like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have
00:45:26the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over
00:45:31the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh no.
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams
00:46:41will die, bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command,
00:47:06Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly
00:47:21have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's gonna believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable General?
00:47:30Then Sasa
00:47:30is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:40Oh my God.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will
00:48:30drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing
00:48:52on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started
00:48:56offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive.
00:49:30It's awesome.
00:49:31I had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:58I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Lysander
00:50:05scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough
00:50:08for me.
00:50:08you're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:33This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But um
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me
00:51:17Trixie
00:51:18remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me
00:51:28any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me
00:51:38Trixie!
00:51:38Look at you guys
00:51:39as a lucky dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred foot
00:51:56pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look man
00:52:10I know Trixie is like
00:52:12a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your man
00:52:17on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks about
00:52:28a woman in LA.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal with
00:52:42the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious
00:52:45Trixie
00:52:46you know that.
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:49off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know
00:53:04who this is
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you
00:53:06were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you
00:53:07been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't
00:53:09know who
00:53:09this war hero
00:53:10is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your
00:53:18plan Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this
00:53:23actor so you
00:53:23can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the
00:53:26man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a
00:53:30cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should
00:53:42try to pay
00:53:43some house
00:53:43some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the
00:53:46wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all
00:53:56this?
00:53:57Trixie listen
00:53:57I know that
00:53:58you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you
00:54:00saved my life
00:54:01but I know
00:54:02that we
00:54:02shared a
00:54:02moment.
00:54:06I'm not
00:54:07the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:07to get
00:54:08close to
00:54:08a woman
00:54:08and then
00:54:09just disappear.
00:54:10It's not
00:54:10in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like
00:54:13somebody else
00:54:13here
00:54:14listen Trixie
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful
00:54:24so I know
00:54:26that you're
00:54:27the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's
00:54:30either nuts
00:54:31or a really
00:54:32really good
00:54:33actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie I know
00:54:44that you just
00:54:45lost your home
00:54:46so I'm
00:54:47gifting you
00:54:47with your
00:54:47own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:49Worth 500
00:54:50million dollars
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer
00:54:53Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my
00:55:02entire fortune
00:55:02which is
00:55:04now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a
00:55:06cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be
00:55:08that easy.
00:55:08They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire life
00:55:10savings on
00:55:10this clown
00:55:11show.
00:55:11They've
00:55:11got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Lysander
00:55:13I really
00:55:14don't care
00:55:15for any
00:55:15of us.
00:55:15Look I
00:55:16know
00:55:17that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest
00:55:19thing
00:55:19from a
00:55:19material
00:55:20woman.
00:55:20Okay
00:55:21which is
00:55:21exactly
00:55:22why
00:55:22my
00:55:23third
00:55:23gift
00:55:24is
00:55:26well
00:55:26help.
00:55:27I
00:55:27can't
00:55:56help.
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10I will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:55understand
00:57:00you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22yes
00:57:23the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:34then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36come on Lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:42the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum
00:57:53she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02I'd handle them myself but
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is Lysander
00:58:18please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh I'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt
00:58:53hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call Salsa
00:58:57that was a real call
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:03it's in thin air
00:59:08and that's impossible
00:59:10who are you
00:59:11what did you do
00:59:13secretary Cho
00:59:13you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:16and you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham
00:59:23then that means
00:59:26you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants
00:59:38what every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:39but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55Miss Trixie
01:00:56thank you Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiance
01:01:05but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no to all of humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:16I'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:39the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of mine
01:01:45biomedical products
01:01:47yes
01:01:48that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:15it's the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my product
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:21we can break his legs
01:02:22break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:29FBI
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:43no don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48please officer don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma
01:02:50mr. Rogers
01:02:52mrs. Williams
01:02:52what are you all doing here
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56we were worried
01:02:58so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted
01:03:06and would never break the law
01:03:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:03:56is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:09you don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:33get him
01:04:35if you can
01:04:36if you can
01:05:26is that enough pain?
01:05:28or do you want more?
01:05:37legend
01:05:38is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:42drama
01:05:44meet my new fiance
01:05:48wow, your new fiance
01:05:50he's so manly
01:05:52much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57it's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:06:01she's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side
01:06:11right, Sam?
01:06:11drown out the poor
01:06:13drown out the poor
01:06:14drown out the poor
01:06:16drown out the poor
01:06:17drown out the poor
01:06:19drown out the poor
01:06:20see, Trixie
01:06:21you've got no connections
01:06:23no power
01:06:24you can't compete against me
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:27we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35let them eat cake
01:06:46you can't shoot all of them
01:06:47grab what you can, fam
01:06:49attack
01:07:07you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15what the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:28damn it
01:07:32you forgot I had a gun too
01:07:35that'll cheat you from messing with the wig hams
01:07:37take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39we're quartered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48they will be punished
01:07:52now hold still for me
01:07:56right
01:07:57rewrites the world
01:08:08holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12by chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22see
01:08:23i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25no
01:08:26please
01:08:26i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28don't put me on some sort of pedis
01:08:30sure
01:08:32you hear that?
01:08:33she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38while i do not care for glory
01:08:41i do believe in justice
01:08:43marissa and butch
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:50and who are you to judge me for what i do?
01:08:53god?
01:08:55wrong
01:08:56but you're close
01:08:57oh
01:08:58bullshit
01:08:59i'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:04you want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06then let's see you try
01:09:07charge
01:09:17the hell is this?
01:09:19this is the line between life and death
01:09:23yo was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:28i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:31you're not the grim reaper
01:09:32what if it's a trap
01:09:34that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36we ain't afraid of her
01:09:37she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43i will
01:09:46left leaves the wrong rest
01:09:55i'm fine
01:09:57nothing happened
01:09:58you'll see soon enough
01:10:00oh please i really want to die
01:10:02and you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05i knew you were just making that up
01:10:07whoops
01:10:08just crossed it again
01:10:09whoops
01:10:10once and again
01:10:11nothing's happy
01:10:13nothing's happy
01:10:14oh
01:10:15oh
01:10:15oh
01:10:16oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:25what did you do to my brother?
01:10:29i didn't do anything
01:10:30your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:35if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39come on
01:10:41major
01:10:42are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:44how was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45see this must be an illusion
01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52will somebody take my brother to the hospital please?
01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you
01:11:04you'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05oh please
01:11:06you hurt us first
01:11:08at first i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15marissa thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:20you blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:23you think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43you can daydream all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49that you're nothing but an ugly phony and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:52oh really?
01:11:54then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:57you've got nothing on me
01:12:03yes
01:12:04tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess
01:12:11madam president
01:12:12i require your assistance
01:12:15yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states?
01:12:28god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:31i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:34you're pathetic trixie
01:12:36a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39miss wickham is correct i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:47you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play
01:12:59up her importance
01:13:00no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess
01:13:07healer can do that
01:13:08is trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:18oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:23and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:27is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40look i don't know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't
01:13:45working you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel but the goddess
01:13:58healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex won't her
01:14:04followers be furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me
01:14:14whether you're a goddess or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:20we'll riot against you now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:31vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been
01:15:02through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract
01:15:15coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general
01:15:23lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under
01:15:29this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the
01:15:37general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important
01:15:44ally to the nation's leader so what if tricksy picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp
01:15:49and the
01:15:50president on our side you'll always be nothing tricksy i told you now punish them vice president
01:15:58langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he
01:16:17single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years there wasn't
01:16:22for miss tricksy he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:28not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:16:35my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest
01:16:42about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a about any damn titles i truly saved a good
01:16:50man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i have
01:17:03swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it
01:17:09out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent
01:17:16civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions
01:17:22are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:32this oh shoot wait that's the president
01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the the fraud in the middle what
01:18:14is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime these are
01:18:21innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want
01:18:26i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is the kind of
01:18:32dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the present before it's too late that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:19:14in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:19:19everyone
01:19:19is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar
01:19:32contract this contract this contract yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:57my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real virus
01:20:24here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate so
01:20:31prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is here and i just
01:20:40invented the best biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:21:01i'll i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:05uh why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i don't
01:21:24understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the goddess
01:21:38the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's her
01:22:03welcome goddess
01:22:11uh we uh
01:22:15you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person to help those in need and make sure the man
01:22:31i chose loved
01:22:32me for me no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you
01:22:38you gave it to me and she took it away just like that
01:22:42that was her golden ticket you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:22:48we're officially getting ties with you both no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and you ruin that
01:23:03the
01:23:03moment that you betrayed her she's going to be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing
01:23:09woman on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your fault
01:23:36this is all you seduce me
01:23:40you were the one that came on to me you himbo
01:23:44please trixie give me another chance i want to be rich again i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on you've had your chance to apologize but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself you two should be
01:24:03locked up
01:24:03and she shall for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa i never loved you it's your fault i was only with you for your money
01:24:17you were rich i'll see myself now rest assured goddess we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness just like you i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you with these healing hands i will work tirelessly to change the world one good
01:24:40deed at a time well let's not let this wedding go to waste let's party wait what if we just
01:24:50got married
01:24:50right right now yes well do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner i do i do
01:25:03you may kiss
01:25:04let's not let this wedding go to the bride
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