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Cupid Kid Saves Love
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:18honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here at
00:00:24Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:32and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:41you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:57What are you, ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:08one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:13say that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I totally settled for a one-night stand.
00:01:19Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please,
00:01:32give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have
00:01:41hurt the baby! One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:53Apologize!
00:01:57Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so hooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:33No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:36I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:41Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:27Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready.
00:03:34What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with?
00:03:37Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister? I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby
00:03:41now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes!
00:03:47All right.
00:03:51Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:04:00Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:05Let me take this for you.
00:04:10Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:17I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him.
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:29I mean, if you...
00:04:31Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's going to love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:43It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:53You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:56I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:59So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice?
00:05:04Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:18We're the same age?
00:05:19Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:23I just transferred to Clearwater High.
00:05:25That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework, or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:32What, are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:36my life miserable?
00:05:37What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:46Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child.
00:05:50I don't have a sister.
00:05:53Fine, then.
00:05:56You know what?
00:05:57I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:59Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls, then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever.
00:06:16This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:09A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:11You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:20You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:22I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:27Rule number one.
00:07:28In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same rule.
00:07:33No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:35Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:45You owe me one.
00:07:47Owe you one?
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:14It feels so hard.
00:08:16Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:37Her name is Bella.
00:08:38She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:49Why should I?
00:08:50She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:52If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:55Ain't that right?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever.
00:09:03I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:13So, who knows?
00:09:14You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Shoot.
00:09:22Shoot.
00:09:36Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:47Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:51Shh.
00:09:55And that is how you do it.
00:10:02Chris, you are such a dick.
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:26Oh, my God, it's you!
00:10:30Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:34What's your name again?
00:10:35Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:37I'm Kylie.
00:10:38Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:41No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:43That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please.
00:10:46Pretty please.
00:10:47Give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:57Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:10Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:14Wow.
00:11:15Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:31Oh, what the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:45Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:48No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:08These are toys.
00:12:09These are toys.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:26And a fruity bra to Lacey Tom's.
00:12:28I gotta say, it's quite the lead.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:34Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope.
00:12:37Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:40And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party, and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:56I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:13:00Back off.
00:13:01I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:14Whoa.
00:13:16It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:28I'm going to hang out with my new friends.
00:13:30I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:35Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
00:13:38Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:55Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:04I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:06Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:08Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:09You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:16I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:23Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:39Come on, Kris.
00:14:40Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie.
00:14:51I'm here.
00:14:58Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew.
00:15:02That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:07But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Oh, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Oh, is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:38No, don't go.
00:15:40You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:57I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:16:00Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:02My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:07Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:15Check out my new friend, Abbe Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:21Aw, so she's.
00:16:22Dance, Abbe Fail.
00:16:24Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abbe Fail.
00:16:52Get off me.
00:16:53Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:09Chris was right.
00:17:10You're the worst.
00:17:11I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:19Friendly showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24I thought you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:30You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:37Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:51This doesn't feel right.
00:17:52I gotta go find her.
00:17:54Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:04Please let go!
00:18:05I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:10Come on, guys.
00:18:11She's drunk off that Louie, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, don't.
00:18:16No, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me!
00:18:45Somebody help me!
00:18:48Aw, cry all you want.
00:18:50This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to see you.
00:18:57Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:58This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:33Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:34Are you all right?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:52You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool now!
00:20:07She's mine.
00:20:08You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:13Come on.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15Come on.
00:20:31Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33And your dress is soaked.
00:20:34We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47All right, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:50Okay?
00:20:58Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:01Did you say something?
00:21:13Abigail.
00:21:14Uncle, but I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap.
00:21:17If Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:29Abigail, are you all right?
00:21:30Is something wrong?
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:22:00Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:02Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:12Let me help you cool down.
00:22:16Let me help you.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs
00:22:54Chris
00:22:55why'd you just touch my lips and are you hard what is wrong with me why do I want my
00:23:05sister
00:23:06Chris are you mad at me look you're right Kylie's the worst I shouldn't have gone
00:23:11thank God you were there to save me it was kind of sweet
00:23:16stop this you can't want this you can't she's your sister
00:23:46God what am I doing kissing my sister have I lost my damn mind
00:24:01Chris
00:24:17I'll have you
00:24:31oh Chris
00:24:33oh Chris
00:24:35oh Chris
00:24:37yes
00:24:39yes
00:24:45oh my god
00:24:49how could I have a wet dream about Chris
00:25:12careful
00:25:28oh shit I actually want that to happen
00:25:41hey get back here Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:52eat up kiddo there's plenty to go around
00:26:05oh
00:26:21I know that you come somewhere bad
00:26:25You're so hot
00:26:29What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me? Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:41Fuck stay cool stay cool. Don't let dad find out. Ah, no, I I meant Bella which must be hot
00:26:49sitting under the table. Um
00:26:51Hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go
00:26:54Hey, wait for your sister
00:27:03Remember rule number one. Yep total strangers got it good
00:27:20What the fuck
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car what the fuck she's never driven any girl to school like ever
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:37As if she's just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him god, he always attracts the most desperate trashy
00:27:42sluts
00:28:09What's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:11Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning school dude nothing's going on between us. All right, absolutely nothing
00:28:17at all
00:28:19All right ladies in the pool first boys warm up
00:28:45Hey stop seriously oops, sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know totally an accident
00:29:06Oh shit my top is gone
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Oh
00:29:17Okay, ladies that's time boys you're up
00:29:24Oh
00:29:24No, I think we're missing someone pretty sure it's Abigail
00:29:33Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it?
00:29:36Someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way does that mean she's basically naked
00:29:46Don't worry girly we'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on
00:29:52What a fucking slut
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh oh, you're too far away
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you
00:30:03Hey boy
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on
00:30:10Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me please
00:30:15What?
00:30:17You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:19Wow Abigail that's pretty bold
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see your tits
00:30:23We all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:25Let's help her often
00:30:27Schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:28That's so going viral
00:30:34Holy shit
00:30:37What are these?
00:30:38Double D's?
00:30:39Oh I think I just saw one of her nips
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her
00:30:49They won't see me if I'm underwater
00:30:56God she's so pathetic
00:30:58Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come
00:31:01Hello?
00:31:04Stay away from her you son of a bitch
00:31:31Jason?
00:31:57Everyone turn around now!
00:32:00I am going to hear a smash
00:32:00I'm going to hear a smash
00:32:00If I'm going to hear a valley
00:32:06you're safe
00:32:11you're safe
00:32:12wait Chris
00:32:13don't get me wrong
00:32:15I really didn't know it was hers
00:32:16I just wanted to help
00:32:19you and you
00:32:20you touch her again
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it
00:32:43I think there's something wrong with me
00:32:45no one's ever made me feel like this before
00:32:47but she's my sister
00:32:50God I'm such a sick freak
00:32:55he saved me
00:32:56again
00:32:57no one's ever cared about me like that
00:32:59does Chris like me
00:33:01even just a little
00:33:04I need to see him
00:33:06I need to think him properly
00:33:12hey ask what's up dude
00:33:13I wanted to ask
00:33:14are you and Abigail like
00:33:17a thing
00:33:19great now everyone's catching on
00:33:50look bro I know you
00:33:51funny chicken legs dude
00:33:52you can do better than her
00:33:56Abigail what were you thinking
00:33:58he only helped you
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him
00:34:04I was holding back
00:34:06but now that I know
00:34:07she's just your sister
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her man
00:34:11well good luck with that man
00:34:12all right
00:34:13see you later
00:34:13see ya
00:34:27dude
00:34:28what the hell are you doing here
00:34:30I'm here to see Abigail
00:34:31no no no no no dude you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited
00:34:36get out
00:34:39get out
00:34:42get out dude
00:34:52what are you guys doing
00:34:53what are you guys doing
00:34:53what are you guys doing
00:34:53what are you guys doing
00:34:56what are you guys doing
00:35:02want to go to the movies
00:35:04just me and you
00:35:09no Abigail
00:35:10don't go
00:35:11no Abigail don't go
00:35:18bro you're tripping
00:35:19Abigail she's got a shitty personality
00:35:21and her body's mid as fuck
00:35:24Chris Lawrence
00:35:25just watch
00:35:26I'm way more charming than you think
00:35:28sounds fun
00:35:29I'm down
00:35:30just
00:35:33just give me some time to get ready
00:35:35take all the time you need
00:35:46Abigail
00:35:47what are you doing in here I have to change get out
00:35:50you can't go on a date with Oscar
00:35:53why not
00:35:59because
00:36:01because Oscar is too good for you
00:36:04are you serious
00:36:05you are unreal
00:36:06you came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend
00:36:09get out
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body
00:36:12but don't think
00:36:13not even for a second that I'm not good enough
00:36:15because I am
00:36:16I know I am
00:36:16get out
00:36:17that's not
00:36:18that's not what I meant
00:36:19I said get out
00:36:24damn it
00:36:25why did I say that
00:36:26god if I don't tell someone my feelings soon
00:36:28I swear I'm gonna explode
00:36:30but how the fuck am I supposed to say
00:36:32that I like my baby sister
00:36:35shit
00:36:35I should apologize to her
00:37:07okay where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt
00:37:10I mean your tits are literally about to pop out
00:37:13okay get out of my way and stay out of my business
00:37:16Abigail look I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother
00:37:19hey Oscar is an actual jerk he's just gonna end up hurting you
00:37:24you always see the worst in people Chris
00:37:26like with me
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality
00:37:30mid body
00:37:31flat ass
00:37:33flat chest
00:37:33and what was it
00:37:35oh yeah scrawny chicken legs
00:37:37oh and take a good fucking look at these
00:37:40because it's the last time you'll see it
00:37:42asshole
00:37:47fuck
00:38:29like the movie
00:38:33you like the
00:38:52don't mind him
00:38:54have some more popcorn
00:39:15what the fuck
00:39:16I'm sorry man my hand's lit
00:39:21why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:26jeez
00:39:27I'm a mess
00:39:29sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:31that's okay
00:39:32I still had a nice time
00:39:42what the hell was she even laughing about
00:39:44what she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates
00:39:49hey you got something right there
00:39:52did I get it
00:39:53no not quite
00:39:56hold on
00:40:10no no no no no no no this is whack
00:40:12look my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:20yeah
00:40:28does she actually like him
00:40:31does she actually like him
00:40:38oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:40:46you're really cute
00:41:10why why would I think of him
00:41:12at a time like this
00:41:16I
00:41:17um
00:41:17I'm just not feeling too good
00:41:19so I'm gonna head home
00:41:25you're the first person to ever turn me down Abigail
00:41:29that only makes me want you more
00:41:34morning son
00:41:35morning
00:41:36and Chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend
00:41:38we're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents
00:41:42what did you say
00:41:43gross Chris
00:41:45wait no no no
00:41:46what did you say
00:41:47you said her parents died
00:41:48what do you mean
00:41:49aren't you her parents
00:41:50you said she was my sister
00:41:51Chris I am not playing these games with you today
00:41:53no no dad I'm being serious
00:41:55is Abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:59is Abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:02no of course not
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:42:06he and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:11oh I knew it
00:42:13god I knew it
00:42:14I'm not a freak
00:42:20well I don't know about that
00:42:22then the story starts to wrap up
00:42:23hero comes home
00:42:24a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer
00:42:27what are the three different parts
00:42:30in a play
00:42:30when he's not talking
00:42:32he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with Oscar
00:42:42god as soon as I find out
00:42:44she's actually not my sister
00:42:46she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:47fucking perfect
00:42:50Abigail
00:42:50do you know the answer
00:42:54Abigail
00:42:55answer the question
00:42:57I
00:42:58I
00:43:00I
00:43:00I
00:43:02I
00:43:02I
00:43:02I choose B
00:43:10my question was
00:43:12what are the different parts
00:43:14in a three-act play
00:43:15Abigail I expect you to pay more attention
00:43:17moving forward
00:43:18yes
00:43:19yes
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does Abigail have that I don't
00:43:39Chris just wait till we get home
00:43:41I'm telling dad
00:43:42you're a big fat boy
00:43:44oh my god
00:43:45Evie Everett is back
00:43:47isn't she Chris's girlfriend
00:43:48oh Chris's girlfriend
00:43:51oh the one in the photo
00:43:53the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:55yeah their childhood sweethearts
00:43:57back then Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class
00:44:00and back every day
00:44:01he stuck to her like glue
00:44:03then two years ago
00:44:04Evie got into the royal ballet
00:44:06she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:44:08isn't she awesome
00:44:10she
00:44:11sounds incredible
00:44:35Evie's back
00:44:36our queen bee's back
00:44:48oh my god
00:44:50oh my god
00:44:50they're so cute
00:44:52aren't they just perfect together
00:44:54so she's Chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:45:01so graceful
00:45:02see
00:45:03that's Evie
00:45:04the only girl Chris has eyes for
00:45:07she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys
00:45:10look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad
00:45:22you pick on me till I'm sad
00:45:23but I still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn
00:45:30you're annoying
00:45:31but your smile's my undoing
00:45:33I think I really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night
00:45:38thinking about that kiss
00:45:39I'd give you my first time
00:45:42and let you show me bliss
00:45:43stop it
00:45:44give it back
00:45:45give it back to me
00:45:47Abigail your kindergarten love poems
00:45:49are so cute
00:45:50no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:51go on
00:45:52tell us
00:45:53who exactly are you going to eat Lucy to
00:45:57who exactly are you going to give it to
00:45:59give it back to me
00:46:04Kylie
00:46:05cut it out
00:46:08wow Abigail
00:46:09didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here
00:46:12has been two-timing Oscar and Chris
00:46:15no
00:46:16no
00:46:16it's not what you think
00:46:18don't be shy girl
00:46:18share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for
00:46:24Oscar
00:46:25or Chris
00:46:30is Abigail's love letter
00:46:31for me
00:46:34the letter is
00:46:36speak up
00:46:36oh my god
00:46:38was I right
00:46:39you've liked Chris all along
00:46:41haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone
00:46:42tell Oscar
00:46:44who's Chris to you
00:46:52I'm the one
00:46:52Chris is my brother
00:47:03Chris is my brother
00:47:06and this letter is
00:47:08for Oscar
00:47:10really
00:47:12because I've already
00:47:13got it bad for you
00:47:14Abigail
00:47:19fuck
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:28I'm no competition
00:47:29to someone as pretty
00:47:30and cool as Evie
00:47:31plus
00:47:32Chris only thinks of me
00:47:34as his baby sister
00:47:39I want to go home
00:47:41I want to go home
00:47:42it's okay
00:47:43I'll get you home
00:47:45Abigail
00:47:46your first love died
00:47:47before it even had a chance
00:47:56hey Abigail
00:47:58you said you wrote
00:47:59that love letter for me
00:48:00is it true
00:48:02I
00:48:02Abigail
00:48:03you don't have to be shy
00:48:05I'll say it again
00:48:07I like you
00:48:10I just need you
00:48:11to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:16I
00:48:17I
00:48:26my brother
00:48:27he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:28so I
00:48:28I should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs
00:48:32out here
00:48:32get home safe
00:48:33okay
00:48:44are you crazy
00:48:45it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing
00:48:47under the pouring rain
00:48:48the rain didn't stop you
00:48:49from
00:48:50floating with Oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home
00:48:52okay
00:48:53that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows
00:48:57you guys like each other
00:48:58I mean
00:48:59didn't you write him
00:49:00those love poems
00:49:00aren't you
00:49:01obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you so difficult
00:49:04let's just go inside
00:49:05and we can talk about him
00:49:06okay
00:49:06we can go inside
00:49:09if you agree to my third rule
00:49:11what
00:49:12rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:16I can't have anyone
00:49:17know when we live
00:49:18under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:19okay
00:49:19easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least
00:49:23three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:28rule number three
00:49:29no more Oscar
00:49:31you're mine
00:49:44that was my first kiss
00:49:52technically not your first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:56never mind
00:49:57Abigail
00:49:59I want
00:50:01you
00:50:28Chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home
00:50:33any minute
00:50:34no
00:50:35don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:37he's not gonna be back
00:50:38tonight
00:50:49Chris
00:50:49I
00:50:55Chris
00:50:58I
00:50:59I
00:50:59I don't know how
00:51:02it's all right
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:18I want you to feel me
00:51:30God
00:51:31he's so hard
00:51:35sorry
00:51:36did I do something wrong
00:51:38did I do something wrong
00:51:41you're doing amazing
00:51:50now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:55wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:57it's okay
00:51:59you can trust me
00:52:01am I really gonna lose
00:52:02my virginity to Chris
00:52:04my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:28kids wait till you see
00:52:29what I got
00:52:32Chris
00:52:32what the devil
00:52:33are you doing
00:52:35dad
00:52:36Chris
00:52:37what the devil
00:52:38are you doing
00:52:40dad
00:52:40I'm just
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me
00:52:46you have not been
00:52:47bringing those
00:52:47groupie girls home
00:52:50oh shit
00:52:51what am I gonna do
00:52:52what
00:52:53no
00:52:53no
00:52:53I would never
00:52:54dad
00:52:54come on
00:52:55you gotta believe me
00:52:56you're my dad
00:52:56yeah I'm your dad
00:52:57so I know what you're like
00:53:01what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh
00:53:10it's a napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin
00:53:12yeah I was
00:53:13I was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad
00:53:15on the couch
00:53:16I know I'm not
00:53:16supposed to do that
00:53:17uh
00:53:17won't happen again
00:53:23oh dad
00:53:24you smell like fish
00:53:25from the trip
00:53:26I think you should
00:53:27you should go shower
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home
00:53:28any second here
00:53:29really I stink
00:53:30yeah I don't
00:53:31I don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah
00:53:35yeah alright
00:53:40I thought my heart
00:53:41was gonna explode
00:53:42out of my chest
00:53:47look maybe
00:53:48maybe we should
00:53:49just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving
00:53:51a little too fast
00:53:52I mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too
00:53:55and shit
00:53:56at this point
00:53:56he likes you
00:53:57but he likes me
00:53:58I think he'd be
00:53:59really happy
00:53:59if he found out
00:54:00we were together
00:54:01Chris do you
00:54:02actually like me
00:54:09Chris do you
00:54:09actually like me
00:54:11because a couple
00:54:12hours ago
00:54:13you were acting
00:54:13like my mortal enemy
00:54:14and now you
00:54:15want to make it
00:54:15official
00:54:15so what's with
00:54:16the 180
00:54:17Abigail
00:54:18I gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently
00:54:21I thought
00:54:23I thought you
00:54:24were my real
00:54:25sister
00:54:25like
00:54:26my blood
00:54:28sister
00:54:28what
00:54:30oh my god
00:54:32Chris that is
00:54:33the most stupid
00:54:34thing I have
00:54:34ever heard
00:54:35in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god
00:54:37you are silly
00:54:38you are so silly
00:54:39alright
00:54:40okay okay
00:54:41I'll stop
00:54:42I'll stop
00:54:43I'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:46a lovable
00:54:47idiot
00:54:51that's my girl
00:54:54what you're looking
00:54:54at
00:54:56ah nothing
00:54:58listen Chris
00:54:58I need you to keep
00:55:00your playboy ways
00:55:01out of this house
00:55:03you and Abigail
00:55:03aren't happy
00:55:05what
00:55:05what are you
00:55:06what are you
00:55:07talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08Abigail's father
00:55:09asked me to look
00:55:10after her like
00:55:10she was my own
00:55:11it was literally
00:55:11his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian
00:55:14I can't let her
00:55:15date a boy like you
00:55:17what's that supposed
00:55:17to mean
00:55:18what I'm not good
00:55:19enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20I mean you get
00:55:21into fights
00:55:22you sneak into clubs
00:55:24you were suspended
00:55:24last semester
00:55:25Abigail's on her way
00:55:26to Harvard
00:55:27she's out of your
00:55:28league son
00:55:46what's wrong
00:55:47what if someone sees us
00:55:48what's wrong with that
00:55:49what am I not
00:55:50do you not think
00:55:51I'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:53it's just
00:55:54yesterday I told everyone
00:55:54that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right
00:56:02I'm sorry
00:56:02I shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:14see Evie
00:56:15I was right
00:56:16they're not actually
00:56:17siblings
00:56:17I mean you've known
00:56:19Chris for like ever
00:56:20right
00:56:20since when did
00:56:21you have a sister
00:56:22maybe they're just
00:56:23like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing
00:56:26seeing siblings
00:56:27get along so well
00:56:29Abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can
00:56:32steal my man
00:56:33and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40I guess Chris likes me
00:56:43more than I thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:57that locket
00:57:03oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before I left
00:57:07for England
00:57:08Chris gave me this
00:57:09locket as a promise
00:57:10look
00:57:11it even has a picture
00:57:12of us in it
00:57:15see
00:57:16he said they're
00:57:17a matching pair
00:57:17just like us
00:57:18and that he would
00:57:19wear it every day
00:57:20and that I should too
00:57:22so that way
00:57:22every time I look at it
00:57:23I'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way
00:57:26everyone will know
00:57:26that he's gonna love
00:57:27me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31I know it sounds
00:57:32kind of cheesy
00:57:33saying that about
00:57:33your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but I can tell
00:57:36he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister
00:57:39right
00:57:39you know how he is
00:57:50oh Abigail
00:57:51you are dumber
00:57:52than I thought
00:57:53a basic bitch
00:57:54like you
00:57:55could never
00:57:55take Chris
00:57:56away from me
00:58:00it even has
00:58:00a picture of us
00:58:01in it
00:58:01see
00:58:02he would wear it
00:58:02every day
00:58:03and that I should too
00:58:04so that way
00:58:05every time I look at it
00:58:06I'll think of him
00:58:07no
00:58:09no it's fine
00:58:10Chris wouldn't
00:58:11lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh
00:58:18does that dumb bitch
00:58:19actually think
00:58:20Chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke
00:58:22just wait till
00:58:23she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:27you think anyone
00:58:28really believes
00:58:28you're Chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly
00:58:30what's going on
00:58:31between you and Chris
00:58:32wanna know
00:58:33what you are to him
00:58:35you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:44yep
00:58:44ever since you broke
00:58:45his sweetheart locket
00:58:47with Evie
00:58:47he's hated her guts
00:58:48you really think
00:58:50he likes you
00:58:50Chris has been in love
00:58:52with Evie
00:58:52this whole time
00:58:53Chris bet he'd make you
00:58:54fall in love with him
00:58:55after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked
00:58:57he would dump your ass
00:58:58right away
00:59:01oh look
00:59:02you were so desperate
00:59:03he snagged you
00:59:04in just two weeks
00:59:05yeah and Evie
00:59:06doesn't even know
00:59:06about the bet
00:59:07Chris will seriously
00:59:08do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet
00:59:22about me
00:59:23you found out
00:59:27listen listen
00:59:27I can explain
00:59:28we thought it'd be
00:59:29funny if I
00:59:31answer one more question
00:59:33this locket
00:59:34the person you wear
00:59:35that for
00:59:35are you gonna love
00:59:36them forever and ever
00:59:37right
00:59:38right
00:59:40yeah
00:59:40yeah but it's
00:59:41okay I've heard enough
00:59:43I hate you
00:59:44Chris
00:59:48dude
00:59:48did you tell Abigail
00:59:49about our bet
00:59:50you know
00:59:51the one that I'd
00:59:51get into Harvard
00:59:52instead of her
00:59:53everybody was wondering
00:59:54why your slacking ass
00:59:55was suddenly
00:59:56wanting to improve
00:59:57your grades
00:59:58so I
00:59:58told them
00:59:59we have a bet
01:00:01look
01:00:02I'll go apologize
01:00:03to Abigail
01:00:03alright
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he said I want you
01:00:06to help me get
01:00:07settled in
01:00:08you know with me
01:00:09being new here and all
01:00:10I don't know where
01:00:11anything is
01:00:12don't worry Bo
01:00:12I got this
01:00:14plus Abigail's your sister
01:00:16she's not gonna hold
01:00:16this against you
01:00:18you're family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:31I'm in love with that jerk
01:00:33what am I gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:43yeah
01:00:45sorry
01:00:48we shouldn't have done the bet
01:00:49without you knowing
01:00:51it's not your fault
01:00:52it's Chris's
01:00:53you don't have to apologize
01:00:55it's okay Abigail
01:00:57this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:03damn
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:06you know I still have the love letters to prove it
01:01:08you know
01:01:08I was just caught off guard
01:01:13Abigail will you forgive me
01:01:15we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:18Oscar I should be the one to apologize
01:01:21I lied to you
01:01:24Chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together
01:01:31I'm sorry
01:01:32I should have told you
01:01:33so that's why Abigail's so special to Chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:38he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:44a surprise
01:01:46so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49I'm sorry Oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:54I just
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:04for someone else
01:02:07well he hurt you
01:02:08didn't he
01:02:09you know
01:02:11I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17Abigail
01:02:18I could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:24who knows
01:02:25you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:28I know that's selfish
01:02:29but
01:02:30I want to
01:02:31give myself one more chin
01:02:37what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:46getting all cozy with Oscar like this
01:02:47what
01:02:47do I just mean nothing to you
01:02:49oh great
01:02:49it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is Oscar to you
01:02:55Oscar is my crush
01:02:56he's the guy that I like
01:02:58I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:59what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro Chris
01:03:02you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude
01:03:03fuck off
01:03:05what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:10so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:12that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:14Oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think I would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class
01:03:19just to pick fights
01:03:20tell me honestly
01:03:22do you actually mean that
01:03:23of course I do
01:03:26Chris
01:03:29who's Bennett wants us in your office
01:03:30right now
01:03:31Eves
01:03:32I was actually just about to go
01:03:33looking for you
01:03:39Chris
01:03:40let's go shopping later
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair
01:03:45I've been dying to get
01:03:46sure
01:03:46yeah
01:03:47whatever you want
01:03:47I'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:53why am I so sad
01:03:55why should I be heartbroken
01:03:56over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's Chris
01:04:01isn't it
01:04:02nope
01:04:02I absolutely
01:04:03cannot stand him
01:04:06I mean it
01:04:07I hate Chris
01:04:08yeah
01:04:08yeah
01:04:08sure
01:04:09got it
01:04:11well how about a fake date
01:04:12with a fake boyfriend
01:04:14dinner's on me
01:04:15you don't mind
01:04:16if I'm using you
01:04:17not at all
01:04:18kind of like the
01:04:19rush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:32sweets for my
01:04:32little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:44mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:06my man
01:05:09aww
01:05:09you and your sister
01:05:11really are super close
01:05:16yeah
01:05:17my big bro
01:05:18he loves to spoil me
01:05:21doesn't he
01:05:27let go
01:05:28what was that
01:05:29did you say
01:05:30you wanted some steak
01:05:32here
01:05:33let's get you some steak
01:05:38say ah
01:05:39open wide
01:05:42here you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:45oh
01:05:46nice
01:05:52I sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough
01:05:57Chris
01:05:58aww
01:05:58Chris has always been so playful
01:06:00am I right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me
01:06:02all the time
01:06:05honestly
01:06:05I am so grateful
01:06:06Chris had such a sweet sister
01:06:08keeping him happy
01:06:09while I was gone
01:06:10I was terrified
01:06:11he would just be sulking around
01:06:13the whole time
01:06:13because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full?
01:06:24if you're done
01:06:25let's go home
01:06:26hey man
01:06:26you take Evie home
01:06:27I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:29you know what
01:06:30actually
01:06:30I don't think I'm quite ready
01:06:32to call it a night
01:06:34Oscar
01:06:35didn't you tell me
01:06:36that you were gonna take me
01:06:36to that nightclub
01:06:37you know
01:06:37the one that your friend works at
01:06:40Abigail
01:06:41if you go to a nightclub
01:06:42you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:43so trust me
01:06:44I'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no
01:06:51thank you
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie
01:06:54on a really sweet date
01:06:55and
01:06:55I'm gonna hang out with Oscar
01:06:57for the night
01:06:57I said let's go home
01:07:00Chris
01:07:00you're scaring Abigail
01:07:02come on Oscar
01:07:03let's go
01:07:07well
01:07:08just me at home
01:07:09the night eves
01:07:09want to come over?
01:07:11of course
01:07:24Abigail
01:07:25you were the one
01:07:26who wanted to come
01:07:27don't tell me
01:07:27I snuck you in here
01:07:29for you to sit there
01:07:30and sulk
01:07:31I wonder what
01:07:31Chris and Evie
01:07:32are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here
01:07:35and you're talking
01:07:36about another man
01:07:38you really don't
01:07:38give a shit
01:07:39do you
01:07:43bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:46but we uh
01:07:47we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:48the cops show up
01:07:49we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here
01:07:54we gotta go
01:08:00Oscar
01:08:04wow
01:08:05I'm finally
01:08:06Chris's passenger
01:08:07princess
01:08:13how's it taste?
01:08:15do you wanna try?
01:08:19fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:20fuck
01:08:21god
01:08:21please
01:08:22what is happening?
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:26why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:28Chris
01:08:29I don't get it
01:08:30you asked me
01:08:31to come over
01:08:32didn't you?
01:08:33come on
01:08:33let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act
01:08:36already
01:08:37we both know
01:08:38there's nothing
01:08:38between us
01:08:39and why did you
01:08:41try to make us
01:08:41look like a couple
01:08:42in front of Abigail?
01:08:43I didn't know
01:08:43I was just trying
01:08:45to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not
01:08:47my sister
01:08:52now get out
01:09:02and you better
01:09:03start clearing up
01:09:03these rumors about us
01:09:04I only let you
01:09:05get away with it
01:09:06before because
01:09:06I didn't like anyone
01:09:07but that's changed
01:09:08now
01:09:09so it's time
01:09:09for these bullshit
01:09:10games to fucking end
01:09:11if I hear
01:09:12one more stupid rumor
01:09:13I'm gonna expose
01:09:15the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:23Oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:27stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:30I can't let my mom
01:09:31find out I was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:34she'll confiscate my car
01:09:39Oscar wait
01:09:44I'm gonna need to see
01:09:45some ID miss
01:09:50Abigail
01:09:58damn brat
01:09:59come on
01:10:00let's go
01:10:00go right here
01:10:04and go
01:10:05go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:06let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run
01:10:11run
01:10:11run
01:10:12go
01:10:12go
01:10:32we must have gone
01:10:33in here
01:10:34let's go
01:10:53why did you show up
01:10:54at the club
01:10:54I thought you were
01:10:55taking Evie home
01:10:56hey
01:10:56you pushed me away
01:10:58first
01:10:58you don't get to
01:10:59play the victim now
01:11:02damn it
01:11:03I just
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you
01:11:17it's so cramped in here
01:11:18why don't we go somewhere
01:11:19a little more cozy
01:11:24oh
01:11:25oh nice
01:11:27run it up
01:11:29okay
01:11:30okay wait
01:11:31so what about you and Oscar
01:11:33didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:37wait
01:11:37wait
01:11:38what
01:11:38sorry
01:11:39come again
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:42okay
01:11:42happy
01:11:43uh
01:11:44no
01:11:44actually
01:11:45not at all
01:11:46explain
01:11:47Chris
01:11:47you're committed to loving Evie forever
01:11:49so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving Evie
01:11:55when did I ever say that
01:11:57the locket
01:11:59the necklace
01:12:00that's for couples
01:12:01it's supposed to symbolize
01:12:02eternal love
01:12:03or whatever
01:12:04right
01:12:04it's proof that you love Evie
01:12:07this
01:12:16it's not
01:12:17it's not Evie
01:12:18nope
01:12:18so that's
01:12:20my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me
01:12:23this mess was
01:12:24all because of this necklace
01:12:26no
01:12:27that's not it
01:12:28because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:29that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course
01:12:32I don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:34I never said the bet
01:12:35was about making you fall for me
01:12:36the bet
01:12:37what
01:12:37what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into Harvard
01:12:41I bet Oscar
01:12:42that
01:12:42I would get into Harvard
01:12:44over you
01:12:46Harvard
01:12:51fake dating my best friend
01:12:53to get back at me
01:12:54for something I didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know
01:12:56you've been a bad girl
01:12:57I think it's time
01:13:00you finally get punished
01:13:01the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment
01:13:03would that be
01:13:05Chris what are you doing
01:13:07let me down
01:13:08the more you fight it
01:13:09the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:31don't do that
01:13:32again
01:13:34using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:35I can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine
01:13:37Abs
01:13:38no one else's
01:13:40okay
01:13:41I'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:14:00don't hold back
01:14:01I can handle anything
01:14:02you give me
01:14:04I can handle anything
01:14:22anything
01:14:27you give me
01:14:27Waking hard to outrun all the ones I chase
01:14:31I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause it craze
01:14:38Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:42Heard it all before, y'all just made a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it none more
01:14:49Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:55You chase even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:23Good morning, princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:37I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:39She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault
01:15:41If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:45You like Chris?
01:15:48Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really?
01:15:51Him?
01:15:52What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:58That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:03In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:09Seriously dad?
01:16:10I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:14I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:16I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:35Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:38The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:42All right Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:45And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad
01:16:50You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:02That's pretty bold, you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:15Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day
01:17:34I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:37Thank you for listening to the book
01:17:37And there's those people
01:17:37I'm...
01:17:41I'm here today
01:17:41He is to be a sentenced
01:17:42Could she, or not do I care
01:17:42But it's definitely that
01:17:42I don't know
01:17:42I love myself
01:17:42The third time
01:17:42You know
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