00:00The queen of perfect homes, perfect cookies, and perfect everything just dropped the wildest
00:06confessions of her life. From cheating on her husband, to making out with a stranger on her
00:12own honeymoon, to what really happened behind bars. Martha Stewart is 84 years old, and she does not
00:20care what you think anymore. These stories are so juicy, you're going to need a napkin.
00:26Stick around, because this is going to blow your mind. First up, her marriage bombshell
00:33that has everyone talking. In her explosive new Netflix documentary, Martha, the domestic
00:40goddess admits she had a very brief affair with a very attractive Irish man back when
00:45she was a young stockbroker. But here's where it gets crazy. She straight up says,
00:51Young women, listen to my advice. If your husband starts cheating on you, he's a piece of shit.
00:58Get out of that marriage. Then the interviewer hits her with it. But, you cheated first.
01:05Martha doesn't even blink. She goes, yeah. But I don't think Andy ever knew about that.
01:12When the director says, he did know, she just shrugs it off. It meant nothing. Nothing.
01:21Girl, the double standard is serving. And that's not even the only honeymoon story.
01:27On her actual honeymoon in Italy, 19-year-old Martha got swept up in the romance of a beautiful
01:33cathedral on Easter Eve and made out with a total stranger. She swears it wasn't cheating.
01:41It was neither naughty nor unfaithful, she says with a straight face. Okay, Martha.
01:48Speaking of wild, let's talk about how she lost her virginity. At 19, to her future husband, Andy,
01:55she remembers it clearly. He was very aggressive. And I liked it. Her dad? Not so much. When she told
02:05him, he slapped her. From there, Martha's life only got more dramatic. Remember her insider trading
02:12scandal? She did five months in federal prison. And she's not shy about it. She called it horrifying.
02:20She got thrown in solitary confinement, just for touching a guard's keychain and complimenting
02:26how nice she looked. No food or water for a whole day. She described the strip search on day one.
02:34Squat. Arms out. Cough. Embarrassing doesn't even cover it. But true to form, Martha says she used the
02:42time extremely well. Of course she did. And if you thought that was wild, back in 2013,
02:49on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Martha played a quick-fire game and dropped even more tea.
02:56She admitted she's had a one-night stand. She's sexted. And when asked about a threesome,
03:02she just smirked and said, maybe. Yes, the same woman who teaches you how to fold napkins like a pro.
03:10Even today at 84, Martha is still serving unfiltered energy. She's never ordered food delivery in her
03:17entire life, not even in New York City. She wants her body composted after she passes so she can feed
03:24the soil in her own garden. And she's openly sliding into, or getting slid into, DMs while looking for a
03:33man who's smart, funny, and has nice teeth. This woman is living proof you can be classy, messy, and iconic
03:42all at the same time. From perfect pie crusts to prison drama and spicy confessions, Martha Stewart has
03:50lived ten lives in one. Which confession shocked you the most? The cheating? The honeymoon kiss? Or the
03:58maybe threesome? Drop it in the comments below. I'm reading every single one.
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