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00:36welcome to have i got news for you i am roy wood jr in the news this week
00:43house speaker reacts to shirtless jacob lordy in weathering heights
00:47i think that that should give all of us uh cause to to pause and think hmm i wonder what
00:54this is
00:54about substitute teacher sees right through your little antics i see we switched up our seating
00:59chart cdc releases new vaccine guidelines i'm not scared of a germ you know i used to
01:05snort cocaine off the toilet seats on amerson tonight he's a journalist and this year he was
01:11chosen as one of forbes 30 under 30 so i'm hoping he can put in a good word for me
01:15for forbes 40
01:16over 40 it's aaron pardus
01:22and joining michael he is a legendary canadian actor and comedian who was a co-founder and star
01:29of kids in the hall and we were charged a six percent tariff just to bring him here
01:34scott thompson everybody
01:38now for the biggest stories of the week amber aaron please watch the clip and tell me what is
01:46the story this is pam bondy testifying about epstein and she talked and talked and talked
01:55and didn't say shit
01:58the story is pam bondy and trump's department of justice the doj has america saying wtf and it all
02:04starts with a certain pdf file full of pdf files
02:09on wednesday attorney general pam bondy appeared before the house judiciary committee to answer
02:15questions about her handling of the epstein files and bondy was nothing but a professional
02:23no i'm going to answer the question the way i want to answer the question
02:26no you're going to answer the question the way i asked it
02:28chairman jordan i'm not going to get in the gutter with these people
02:30you don't tell me
02:32no i did tell you because we saw what you did in the senate
02:34you're a lawyer not even a lawyer
02:36i'm talking i'm talking
02:38if they're not privileged
02:38quiet don't yell at me
02:40didn't ask merrick garland anything about epstein not once
02:43when he was
02:44weak sauce
02:44and also
02:45you gotta you gotta give pam bondy this she's good at spinning some shit
02:51what you don't get that good overnight that's hours of like complaining at mcdonald's and home
02:56depot what i really love is this one woman's facial expression just says it all
03:02why was pam bondy in front of the judiciary committee in the first place because the doj
03:08wouldn't release the epstein files the way they should have redaction redaction redaction that's
03:13all you got yeah congress was granted access to unredacted versions of the epstein files for the
03:18first time but they hit some roadblocks uh question what's been standing in the way of
03:24congress gaining full unredacted access to the epstein files first of all the department of
03:31justice and if you want to see them as a congressperson they've got four computers four
03:36computers there's four computers so um it would take many months
03:41to actually have the time i you know i only had a few hours i think the transparency argument is
03:48really kind of a sham because it's not really did you have to wait to get it is not possible
03:54four computers like the library bitch like you just my library has more than four computers i gotta be
04:02honest turns out congress can only look at the files between 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. on weekdays
04:08and they
04:09have to give the doj 24 hours notice before they look at them and only members of congress are allowed
04:15to look at the files and log in and read them what is the average age of a member of
04:19congress it's like
04:2087 88 something like that they don't know how to use computers what is the one thing that's making
04:26matters even worse once they've accessed the file is it that they're scratching sniff
04:33it's because the doj is tracking which members of congress looked at the files
04:38and they're tracking which files they looked at we have learned from this photo that the searches
04:45that members of congress are performing are apparently being tracked and then read by
04:49the department of justice by the attorney general if you look at the photo from inside bundy's binder
04:56you can see she literally has the list of everything that representative jaya paul searched for one
05:02congressperson even clocked what she was doing as it happened i'd like to see you flip to the jared
05:07moskowitz section of the binder i'm interested to see what staff provided on the on the oppo on me and
05:14because we're in the olympics i'm going to give it a grade i just want to see how how good
05:18it is
05:18so give me your best one so first of all nothing is funny about mocking the bible and holding up
05:25a trump bible that's what you did you made a joke and i find no i want it that's all
05:29i have to say
05:30i want it from the burn book shame i want it from the burn book which is the best one
05:33what you got
05:38maryland rep jenny raskin didn't think there was anything fun about pam's peaking though it is a
05:44violation of the separation of powers for them to essentially be monitoring our computer searches
05:50on the epstein file so i think it's outrageous that they would do that and it's orwellian
05:57and uh we're gonna have some more to say about it soon i mean mike johnson and his son monitor
06:03each
06:03other's porn usage so this seems fine bondi continued to blow up throughout her testimony and
06:10what was the most damning moment for ag bondi during this hearing when she was finally honest
06:16and was like look i love to protect pedophiles it's what i was hired to do and i'm gonna do
06:23it
06:24and i'm gonna fight anyone who says i can't do you remember that part
06:31i do i must admit i was flipping between that and the olympics so i must have missed
06:36there was a moment where all the survivors about a dozen of them stood up right and and they all
06:41looked at pam bondi and pam bondi didn't look at them once that moment right there i think ends her
06:46tenure as attorney general
06:50points for aaron why would anyone ever expect pam bondi to make a stand against assault she made a big
06:59show right at the beginning of the administration we're gonna we're gonna get out these files and and
07:03she gave them to a bunch of uh right-wing influencers and she she was making a whole big deal
07:08of it the
07:08reason why it's so shocking that pam bondi is against defending victims of assault is because she said
07:15she would in 2014 during this campaign act florida ranks third nationally and calls for help for human
07:23trafficking where young women and children are enslaved and abused i'll fight to put human trafficking
07:30trafficking monsters where they belong behind bars pam bondi our attorney general
07:38that's our attorney general you're booing
07:45i'll put human traffickers behind bars by bars i mean little black bars on sheets of paper
07:53bars are slimming they are yes that's what they told me when they put me in jail the first time
08:00here's pam saying what we should be talking about instead the dow is over 50 000 i don't know why
08:06you're laughing you're a great stock trader as i hear raskin the dow is over 50 000 right now
08:13the s p at almost 7 000 and the nasdaq smashing records americans 401ks and retirement savings
08:23are booming that's what we should be talking about what does the dow have to do with anything that's
08:30what they just asked are you kidding the stock was at 50 000 the market did fall below 50 000
08:38after she
08:38finished testifying so you were at that hearing right i was right outside they didn't let me in did
08:44you speak to the survivors yeah and what can you share about what they said after the hearing they're
08:50horrified right they're horrified it's not just pam bondy it's been five administrations it's been
08:56several departments of justice they just want justice they and instead they get their own
09:01witness statements that they told the fbi and it's all blacked out they can't even see their own
09:05documents right um so they're horrified uh bondy wasn't the only trump administration official to
09:12testify about epstein this week commerce secretary howard lutnik answered questions about his
09:18relationship with the apex pedophile before a congressional committee this week what did howard
09:24have to say about his association with epstein that it was nothing why are you talking about it
09:33and barely barely knows the guy yes they spent a lot of time together he is letting it i did
09:41have lunch
09:41with him as i was on a boat going across on a family vacation my wife was with me as
09:48were my four
09:49children and nannies i had another couple with they were there as well with their children and we had
09:58lunch on the island that is true for an hour and we left with all of my children
10:05he knows how bad it is because he felt the need to say that he left with his children
10:12if i if i go to a friend's house for lunch with my kids and i'm telling somebody about it
10:19i then don't
10:20say and and my children left too who's actually facing consequences for their connections to epstein
10:27and being in the files the royal formerly known as prince that's one of them oh that's when you
10:32say prince you got to put andrew right behind that immediately right the black people know you don't
10:38just you don't just go formally known as prince you're like no there's a bunch of brits i feel
10:46like who are in a lot of trouble oh we got the ambassador mendelson you got the sultan from dubai
10:51who
10:51just resigned today um wait sultans can resign well i think his first name's sultan oh okay that's
10:59right baby get up thank you and then there's elon musk who's elon musk been coming for this week
11:08it's steve bannon that sounds so right erin i want to trade teammates yeah
11:15it is steve bannon despite being mentioned in the files himself elon's been tweeting about
11:21human mucinect blob steve bannon bannon's all over the files uh he and jeffrey epstein have a
11:28selfie together and in 2019 the same year epstein went to jail for the last time bannon texted epstein
11:35an offer to rebuild his image by producing a documentary about what a great philanthropist
11:42yes he is yes the name of that documentary melania
11:49now pam bondy might not be interested in what epstein's victims have to say but some of those
11:55victims sat down with nbc news just after the hearing so there's the crimes of jeffrey epstein
12:01and then there's the crimes of the cover-up and she's part of the that continuing cover-up
12:06so she didn't apologize for that so like oh the theater and then like yes you're the main character
12:12in this the circus act yes she was a comedian today yes everyone was laughing at her do you believe
12:19they did the best they could do they not know the dow is at 50 000 michael and scott watch
12:29the clip
12:29tell me what's the story all right uh bitcoin so that's fake money and fake people and that's a
12:37flag of a puerto rico no i don't think so but good guess is that the flag of puerto rico
12:42no oh that's
12:43trump's tie yes okay so we've got is bitcoin the same as doge i don't know much about finance right
12:51yeah or apparently anything not really this has something to do with trump's ai it's ai all right
12:59we're going to go with ai's the story is trump got elected a second time looked around at all
13:04the people who wanted something from him and he hit him with that famous line from jerry maguire
13:08i didn't shoplift the pooty
13:16supposed to be show me the money
13:19according to the new york times donald trump has made
13:23one billion four hundred eight million five hundred thousand dollars off of this presidency
13:30question what has been trump's biggest money maker since he became president well it's not the melania
13:39movie nope is it his bitcoin yeah it's his crypto what what is that instead of real dollars that are
13:48in
13:48your pocket bitcoin is imaginary money it's on the internet you can't really spend it at a lot of
13:55places nor does it do a lot of stuff but it is real i mean it's all just about a
14:03bunch of gold bars
14:04somewhere right are we getting into a conversation about financial architecture right now yes in sumerian
14:11times people so according to the new york times since taking office the trump's have made at least
14:17eight hundred and sixty seven million dollars through various cryptocurrencies in 2024 while trump was
14:26between presidencies and on trial for all the crimes and all of that stuff a lot of banks didn't want
14:31to
14:32do business with the trump's so don jr and eric went around to all the banks and they started a
14:37company called world liberty financial they did that with a friend of theirs zach woodcoff and uh
14:43that's zach seen here celebrating black history month
14:48and eric and don jr basically formed this dollar pegged stable coin called usd1 we all know what a
14:56stable coin is of course michael why won't you explain a stable coin is a crypto currency
15:03that holds horses exactly
15:08the difference between a stable coin and other forms of crypto is that a stable coin is tied to an
15:13actual
15:13currency so it's more likely to hold its value and not see as many peaks and valleys so trump's world
15:20liberty financial essentially gets a cut of every sale involving their coin and they get a cut of the
15:27interest so here's a fun multiple choice question which nefarious sounding global player has a huge stake
15:36in trump-run world liberty financial secretariat
15:43is it shake to noon ben zayed al nayon aka the spy shake boris rusnikoff aka the kg beast
15:55or toshi yamamoto number one oh number one no trump would never get involved with somebody
16:03from the uae called the spy sheik that would not happen it was okay because he got involved four
16:11days before he took office so he wasn't president oh that's fine how about that oh i shouldn't be
16:16fighting you we're on the same team
16:20yeah it's shake to noon ben zayed al nayon aka the spy shake seen here right after he took out
16:27his
16:27last invisalign trade he's a member of the royal family of the uae and oversees a 1.3 trillion dollar
16:35empire making him one of the most powerful single investors in the world and here's what went down
16:42just days before trump's second inauguration the journal reports 49 nearly half of the trump family
16:48crypto company world liberty financial was purchased for 500 million dollars by shake tanun bin zayed al
16:55alayon sometimes referred to as the spy shake the journal reporting the trump family earned an
17:00upfront payment of an estimated 187 million in the deal with another 31 million reportedly going to
17:07the family of trump's middle east envoy steve whitkoff spy shake invest a bunch of money in the trump
17:12situation what do you think he got in return for that investment ai ai a thank you nope
17:22months later the trump administration approved something the shake and others in the uae
17:27long coveted the sale of hundreds of thousands of cutting-edge american artificial intelligence
17:33chips to that country a move the previous administration blocked where the state-of-the-art
17:37technology could be sold or smuggled to china i don't think he's gonna do spy with it
17:42no of course why would i his name is ironic the 1.4 billion trump has made off his presidency
17:50isn't all from crypto uh he still spent the second term making some of his money the old-fashioned way
17:58my new trump fragrances are here i've named them fight fight fight because they represent winning we all
18:05want to be winning we have to win as a nation we want to win as a family get yourself
18:10a bottle and don't
18:11forget to grab one for your loved ones too they'll thank you and they'll even smell good we'll be right
18:27welcome back it's time for the offendo meter teams have to tell us who's the offender what they did
18:33and who they offended offender on the screen please who is this offender that's the skier
18:40from the olympics who said uh hey you know i'm not necessarily thrilled with everything that's
18:45going on in the u.s right now right yes yes hess hess is hunter yes hunter hess yes that
18:52is olympic
18:53freestyle skier hunter hess not to be confused with his brother gatherer hess um
19:01hunter offended senator rick scott seen here just before outlawing dancing
19:09you remember them zombies and i am legend yes yes yes yes hunter offended rick scott by speaking out
19:18about representing the united states in complicated times just listen it brings up mixed emotions to
19:25represent the u.s right now i think um it's a little hard um there's obviously a lot going on
19:31that i'm not
19:32the biggest fan of and i think a lot of people aren't just because i'm wearing the flag doesn't
19:36mean i represent everything that's going on in the u.s
19:42why you're so busy looking at all that patriotism what y'all missed in that picture was a dude sitting
19:46next to him named burke irving that is such a great broadcaster name i'm tim johnson alongside the
19:52fabulous hall of famer burke irving burke we're ready for some exciting football action today now how did
19:59senator scott respond to that measured statement very calmly he told him the stock market is at
20:093 000. here's mccott being very offended any person who goes to the olympics to represent the united
20:18states and then says they don't want to represent the united states should be immediately stripped of
20:25the olympic uniform so that i can inspect their bodies
20:32and uh senator scott wasn't alone donald trump joined into the fray of course uh trump called his
20:37quote a real loser with a capital l and said it's very hard to root for someone like this
20:44yeah it's also what he said about rob on traders all in all americans at the olympics are struggling
20:52with their reputation uh just like those at home but they're certainly not the only ones having a weird
20:57time at the olympics uh does anyone know how the norwegian biathlete sterla homel agreed
21:06reacted when winning a bronze medal he's a cheater what happened with the norwegian biathlete you shout
21:13it aaron i think he's the cheater right but not he didn't cheat at the school so this is what
21:19this is
21:20what i heard this man while he was being interviewed after he had won or lost who gives a
21:29question because the lady is interviewing him and he's like yeah i i i did what i could and i
21:34cheated on my
21:36wife
21:38i'm so sorry
21:40aired their dirty laundry at the olympics ain't no way she's taking him back so he gets a bronze medal
21:48in the biathlon and uh first of course you get the interview you thank your family and your country and
21:54supporters and then the reporters simply asked him how do you feel about winning a bronze medal and
22:01he said
22:14this is a wendy's bro maybe he wouldn't have gotten bronze without cheating maybe he should have cheated
22:22more yes guilt is a powerful fuel it definitely fueled my career question to the panel should this
22:32woman take him back no amber user women's would you take back somebody after a beautiful grand gesture
22:42this is supposed to be my moment and i made it about reconciling with you i might take back someone
22:48after cheating but not after everybody knows people who don't know us know you around
22:55i don't think he thought that that was the way back into her good graces i think he was just
23:00overwhelmed with guilt it would be very funny if she goes out tonight and somebody who won a silver medal
23:12let's see your offender who's this offender uh-oh that's carney oh that's your that's your leader
23:19yeah oh i might know something you know this one no i know who he is okay who is it
23:24that's carney okay
23:25that's canadian prime minister mark carney yes who did he offend me
23:32i'll take oh trump he offended trump because at the at the speech in the w-e-f right
23:37yes he made that beautiful speech
23:46yes that is canadian prime minister mark carney carney offended donald trump by building a bridge
23:52between winter canada and detroit michigan and if that doesn't sound offensive you're not alone because
23:57trump's reaction was just just watch the fox business a new battle over a bridge crossing
24:03between detroit and ontario has fueled the mayor of windsor to call president trump quote insane
24:11it's the gordy howe bridge right yes but gordy howe is like one of the few things that i feel
24:16like
24:16america and canada can share upon he's a canadian-born hockey player who made his name for himself in
24:21detroit question to the panel what is donald trump's problem with this bridge this is what i heard
24:29the bridge that's there now he makes no money off of and that's why he doesn't like it trump claims
24:39the
24:40united states is being taken advantage of in iran on truth social monday uh the president said quote
24:45they own both the canada and the u.s side and of course they built it with virtually no u
24:52.s supplies
24:53and here's canadian prime minister mark carney explaining what he told our president i explained
25:01that canada paid for the construction of the bridge that the ownership is shared between the state of
25:06michigan and the government of canada and that in the construction of the bridge obviously there's
25:11canadian steel canadian workers but also u.s steel u.s workers that are involved i don't believe him
25:17in that same post what did trump claim china has planned for canada i know this he says that
25:25china is going to cancel the stanley cup yeah it's true
25:32they're going to stop us from playing hockey that's right which is easy for me trump said quote
25:37the first thing china will do is terminate all ice hockey being played in canada and permanently
25:43eliminate the stanley cup yeah he will also eliminate sex scenes from heated rivalry
25:51i don't know what that show is i just trust the writers
25:56now even though trump's post seems like it came out of book of canadian mad libs trump may have an
26:03actual reason why he opposes the bridge didn't a other bridge builder meet with trump's commerce
26:11secretary a few hours before this rant on truth social points yeah it's because a republican donor
26:19owning a competing bridge wants to keep making toll money from the bridge that already exists and they
26:25believe the new gordy howe bridge will draw some of the toll dollars down so on monday a billionaire
26:30named matthew moron had a meeting with the secretary of commerce howard lutnik during the meeting
26:36he allegedly lobbied the administration to oppose the gordy howe bridge and just hours later wouldn't
26:43you know it it's truth social o'clock baby but he took 25 percent terrorists off it in the very
26:49middle
26:49so as soon as you cross halfway you fall into the river that was offended meter we'll be right back
27:07welcome back let's do like curious i'll give you three biographical details about a public figure
27:14but only one is true and you have to guess which is the truth and which are wonderful lies time
27:20for
27:20three facts about new york congressional candidate and jfk's grandson jack schlossberg
27:26kind of looks like all the white people from stranger things mashed together
27:30our facts about jack are eats a can of sardines a day he once got stuck in an escape room
27:37overnight
27:38he holds a patent on a musical frisbee called the frisubi team michael which one damn it i want
27:44it to be frisubi so badly too but i think it's two you think he got stuck in an escape
27:49room yes i think
27:50he's still there all right we're going with two team amber don't he look like a sardine man
27:57i think we want to go with one jack schlossberg eats a can of sardines a day
28:04jack told the new york times that he eats quote just about a can of sardines every day that's the
28:11heathcliff diet that wasn't now jack's famous for his flamboyant presence on tick tock question
28:18who did jack say is the most beautiful woman in the world amber ruffin
28:25according to jack schlossberg this is the most beautiful woman in the world
28:30this one goes out to usha vance the most beautiful woman in the world whenever you're ready i'm here
28:35for you
28:42this isn't the way was he joking or was he shooting a shot was he trolling what was that
28:51it's thought to the young political you're of the tick tock world
28:55he's running for congress that's what it was if only he'd had a for zoobie to do his singing for
29:00i mean but jack is a very charismatic figure and to your point aaron he is running for congress so
29:06you have to have a different approach to social media draw attention to yourself because uh jack
29:11really likes to go off on tick tock take a look
29:19are you sure you want to close the border because then you're stuck with me and my army
29:27my army of little freaks wouldn't you like to see him question pam bondy
29:34yeah he might be the next representative of new york's 12th congressional district
29:38which by the way includes this very broadcast studio here in manhattan that we're sitting in
29:43right now does anyone know what big endorsement jack secured this week nancy pelosi holy
29:52that's my teammate right there nancy pelosi said in a statement quote this moment calls for leaders
29:59who understand the stakes and how to deliver for the people they serve and if there's one thing
30:05jack schlossberg knows how to do is serve hey everybody don't give up on your
30:15that's not what your people can do for you but why you can be in a walmart bath
30:20time for three facts about kentucky congressmen and a man whose skull is 20 too large
30:27james comer our facts about james are he went to college on a jazz dance scholarship he was a baby
30:35model he had a pet kangaroo as a child which one is the truth look he got a big head
30:42and that's
30:44baby model material 100 you know team michael i want to go against type here yeah i'm gonna go
30:50jazz dance we think he had a jazz dance scholarship yes we do james comer was a baby mom what
30:57as he posted on his instagram comer appeared with his younger brother in a 1975 ad for
31:03youth fashions in thompson'sville kentucky first off them two kids look haunted
31:09them look like the kids should be in the hotel and then they just be in the hallway
31:12she doesn't like it when you open the door got on them polio overalls james comer's in the news this
31:21week because he's the chair of the house oversight committee which in two weeks will be holding
31:26depositions featuring bill and hillary clinton seen here in happier times
31:33panel what is bill clinton suggesting for his epstein deposition he wants a show
31:39he wants the show he wants cameras bill clinton says that he wants his epstein deposition to be a
31:45public hearing clinton said last week quote let's stop playing games and do this the right way in a
31:51public hearing where the american people can see for themselves what this is really about he also said
31:57quote i have called for a full release of the epstein don't say full release when you say epstein
32:04time don't say that this has been like curious welcome back it's time for missing words
32:24here's your headline waybo admits that it's autopilot is often blank waymo admits that it's autopilot is
32:32often on autopilot it's often in manila oh i think that's true yeah waymo admits that it's autopilot
32:39is often just guys from the philippines i told you i told you during testimony before congress last
32:46week waymo's chief safety officer noted that when the company's robo taxis encounter an unusual
32:52situation they may request real-time input from a remote response agent human please control this
33:01thing from way over on the other side of the earth with your playstation controller question
33:07what did one waymo in los angeles do recently that might count as an unusual situation it kidnapped
33:15someone and drove them to the philippines in los angeles a waymo hit a child no in late january a
33:25waymo
33:25in santa monica hit a child during a drop-off at a local school everybody was okay here's the more
33:30amazing thing the local parents truly don't give a i think that those types of incidents are going
33:36to happen uh lots of cars have incidents with uh with people in them some of them are driven by
33:42robots
33:42and if it was a regular car a regular person they may not have been able to stop gotta check
33:47her car
33:48for teeth in the front bumper now of course having a robot controlled by a person isn't always a bad
33:54thing
33:55sometimes you have a robot controlled by a person and you get great videos like this
34:05it's like the robot felt the pain like the beautiful here's your headline local bar owner
34:11forced to eat blank for one month fried pickles olives taco bill local bar owner forced to eat
34:19wendy's chili for one month oh in january larry shea of binghamton new york bet that if golfer scotty
34:28scheffler won the american express golf tournament he would eat nothing but wendy's chili for a month
34:35and wouldn't you know it who won the tournament
34:41scotty scheffler has done it again oh scotty what have you done
34:47wendy's chili for a month i think i could do it i could too now larry's been a good sport
34:53about it
34:53so far here's larry with the update halfway through through the challenge 11 days in
34:58is taking its toll breakfast chili is not something i recommend i just wish i could have crackers oh my
35:05lord i wish i could have crack if you would have told me who does larry look like that's what
35:11larry
35:11would look like here's your headline blank terrorize wisconsin town cheese curds yeah that's right my baby
35:20said cheese curds and your baby is wrong dang it over here chupacabra my baby said chupacabra that's
35:29right and your baby is wrong wait it's squirrels wild turkeys terrorize wisconsin town here's the story
35:43wild turkeys are attacking people in the janesville neighborhood people in the area say the birds are
35:48chasing postal workers blocking traffic even going after kids at first i love wildlife the turkeys were
35:54cool you know they brought you know life to the neighborhood as it's developed they've become a
36:00nuisance if you didn't know that was about turkeys and i just showed you that clip yeah you would guess
36:06immigrants are black yeah yeah who is he annoyed by you would not guess well surely there's turkeys you'd
36:15think canadian but to be fair in that and that father's defense these are some very tough turkeys
36:21lawrence meyer caught this incident on camera wild turkeys chasing down a postal worker
36:28our cameras also caught the flock chasing down a rental truck
36:33and another mail carrier
36:37that's what they created sand your ground laws for right there that was missing words more after the
36:42break
36:53welcome back it's time for which is higher i'll give you two unrelated numbers from the news you tell me
36:58which is higher now this is a valentine's day weekend of course the only holiday where you can
37:03go to walgreens to get candy and then return to walgreens later for a pregnancy test
37:11now that brings us to the question which is higher the price of a bouquet of 100 long stem
37:17roses from 1-800 flowers or this five inch tall swavoski crystal shred
37:24this year i've been known to apologize
37:47i'm going to say the bouquet of roses costs seven hundred and eighty dollars okay and i think the
37:55shrek costs fucking a dollar ninety nine who wants that thing that's swarovski crystal
38:09shrek all right the price of a bouquet of 100 long stem roses from 1-800 flowers is 529.99
38:16the price of a five inch tall swarovski crystal shrek is 750
38:23so the price of the crystal shrek is higher so crystal shrek sounds like the name of a stripper
38:32from a questionable strip establishment you really want to impress somebody and get them some real
38:39crystal you can spring for the marvel avengers display which features approximately 63 000 hand-laid
38:48crystals can anyone guess how much the crystal avengers i want to say close to 10 000. i want
38:54to say 7 500 yeah 15 000 is what we say and we mean it correct oh oh are you
39:01saying it's more
39:01expensive than that think of all of the labor every one of those little encrusted crystals was laid
39:07with a little bit of tweezers and a little bit of glue 27 000 at a zero to our guess
39:14two million
39:15dollars two million and that's in doge coin yeah in doge we think it's doge crystal avengers cost
39:2342 000 it's worth it look at this picture ma'am and tell me that don't look like chris evans
39:32hulk looked like he just heard how much this shit costs now your true love doesn't have to uh give
39:39you crystal to show you that it's real they'll appreciate the little things like uh this 10
39:43carat gold shrek pendant covered covered in cubic zirconia for 2428.75 it kind of looked like james
39:53comer with the gold that was which is higher we'll be right back
40:05time for a game called who that baby i'll show you a famous person's baby picture tell me
40:13who's that baby here are your clues they attended santa monica high school oh they are married to a
40:20podcaster they're an architect of the trump administration's family separation policy
40:24you're telling me that's what he looked like before he went bald you know who it is who that
40:29baby steven miller yes indeed homeland security advisor steven miller steven miller has of course
40:37devoted a lot of his time to kicking people out of the united states but he also spends a lot
40:42of time
40:42thinking about space does anyone know what science fiction series the homeland security advisor
40:49grew up a fan of what science fiction show was about nazis battle star galactica battle star star trek
40:58next generation steven miller is a lifelong trackie and according to a classmate in the vanity fair
41:04profile miller quote really liked this kind of macho alpha male thing that was going on with captain
41:11kirk there's even a photo of steven as a young man wearing a starfleet uniform there he is getting
41:18ready to go to prom that was who's that baby i want to thank our guests aaron parnas and scott
41:23thompson
41:24and of course team captains amber ruffin and michael a.m black before we sign off
41:30here are a few more stories we're watching man realizes guy he was making fun of is right behind him
41:42rising gas prices forced co-workers to commute together
41:48i'm roy wood jr and i'll see you next week for another episode of have i got news for you
41:51and don't forget to delete your epsin files from your browser of history
41:56good night
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