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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
01:56Praise him.
01:59Stand up.
02:00Stand up.
02:01In the name of Jesus.
02:04This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sods didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with a virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with a godly
03:49work of revenge.
03:51And, good news.
03:53Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Would it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:33Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes rock hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:47So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34Do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck's Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58Why, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice, and no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die, right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:27Hey.
06:30So, it's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie.
06:52Whatever you had to do.
06:55I get it.
06:57It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:04Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:06Or...
07:09Counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:14Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:34Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time.
07:39But the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:43The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening, with or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:15You deserve more.
08:19There's a procedure.
08:23Je n'arrive.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight you.
08:39C'est incroyable.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
09:06Your bottom half is a truly big clone.
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me what you know is true.
09:15Don't have to tell me I love your precious heart.
09:22I...
09:22I was standing.
09:28You were there.
09:30And they will never tear us apart.
09:37I told you that we could fly, but some of us don't know why.
09:52I was standing.
09:56You were there.
09:58And they could never help you to tear us apart.
10:17God damn it, Acerine.
10:23I didn't need to come to this.
10:26I don't know.
10:27You left me no choice.
10:29I know my leadership style can be...
10:32...stiric.
10:33But...
10:34...it's for your own good.
10:38I like to think of myself as...
10:40...the big brother...
10:43...that you never had.
10:50You remember that girlfriend you had?
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
10:57Pop Fang.
10:59Betrayed us both.
11:01To William Butcher, no less.
11:03Huge mess.
11:03Your fault.
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance to make things right.
11:10I reached out my hand.
11:14And you bit it.
11:16What did I ever do to deserve that?
11:20What?
11:21Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well, maybe, but damn it.
11:25You weren't like the others.
11:28Snakes.
11:29Backstabbers.
11:31I could count on you, man.
11:32I did count on you.
11:34I loved you.
11:37But here we are.
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
11:51You wouldn't understand.
11:56Nobody does.
12:01I don't know.
12:01I don't know.
12:03I don't know.
12:04I don't know.
12:05I don't know.
12:05I don't know.
12:06I don't know.
12:06I don't know.
12:06I don't know.
12:07I don't know.
12:07I don't know.
12:08I don't know.
12:09I don't know.
12:09I don't know.
12:10I don't know.
12:10I don't know.
12:10I don't know.
12:12I don't know.
12:16I don't know.
12:17I don't know.
12:24I don't know.
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
12:48and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
12:54sponsored you know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
13:05guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:08crunchy how much longer teenage kicks you that up on patrol any minute they go out they go in
13:14rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
13:19countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
13:24there is everything okay all good
13:39oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in bring you back here
13:48keep the engine running
13:58are you ready
14:26internet's down cams too
14:27um yeah we have a problem
14:32put on the man
14:36he really let himself go
14:41the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
14:52my dick weighs more
14:56bitch well right that way we can move him
14:58he can move the three of us
15:00so what now
15:18you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
15:24okay you're gonna deep freeze again
15:26oh jesus christ for how long
15:29almost two years
15:31almost two years in a cia black site
15:59cracker there is i just i need you to find him and report back
16:03urson you want me to work for you
16:08why don't we say work with me and i can help you i can give you a proper comeback
16:15i don't need you for that well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
16:21okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and commie you got that i know i know and
16:29listen
16:30i am bought now
16:32me
16:33so the public
16:35they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
16:38i can resurrect you
16:39i can give you back what you lost
16:42i can even make you number two in the seven
16:44number two
16:47or how about i finish the job
16:50and blast you to kingdom fuck
16:54yeah you could try
16:57who knows you might even fry the vee right out of my blood
17:02or you might not
17:05but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you
17:09than you hate me
17:11after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
17:14am i
17:15i tried to kill you
17:17but did i turn my back
17:18how do i know you won't return the favor
17:22sorry
17:31you find william butcher for me
17:35all is forgiven
17:45looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
17:47improve your sleep
17:49strengthen your immune system
17:52nourish your soul
17:54the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
17:58life force from leaving the body
18:00and invited prana
18:02solar energy in
18:04don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
18:09fibros
18:11four bros
18:12okay we need to abort
18:14your mom should have aborted you
18:19fuck it
18:20who tested here
18:21what test
18:23mr jean cutave the virus is contagious
18:25as samir says c'est fini
18:27the game is over
18:28no butcher's right
18:30rockhart has seen us so
18:31we can't leave
18:32virus
18:33what virus
18:35look
18:35i didn't break you lot out of the panda flap now
18:38now all we gotta do
18:39is seal the ventilation
18:40every exit point
18:41tighter
18:42than a boy scout's arsehole
18:44a jamboree
18:45no
18:45c'est pas possible
18:49maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:59his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:04like a blue whale
19:05he won't breathe
19:06how do we get the virus in him
19:08whoa
19:09he ain't our first whale is he
19:11you lot sort this
19:12i'll fetch the virus
19:13can we go you with me
19:21oh you two
19:22leave it out would ya
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey
19:28coming with you
19:30what for
19:30i don't trust you
19:32hmm
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more
19:51he just disappears every afternoon
19:52won't say where he's going
19:54won't say shit
19:54he's a method
19:56misering technique
19:59is that a jew thing
20:00we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:03but you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military
20:07mr president
20:07good idea
20:08what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
20:11that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter anti-homelander content
20:15honestly the vaude book algorithm does most of the work for us
20:18we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
20:23we truly live in an age of wonder
20:25but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29love it
20:30it's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts
20:33all those corporate tax breaks
20:35and for the existing freedom camps
20:37treasury's running a little dry
20:39people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
20:42but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
20:45the president is thinking how insane this is right now
20:47he'll back you
20:48you can do it
20:49speak up
20:50and a lot of these sympathizers are vaude customers
20:53will their arrest seat into your bottom line?
20:56no
20:57we'll just start selling ads on vaude plus
20:59wow
21:00amazing ashley
21:01you're a real che gavada
21:02well alrighty then
21:03let me ask the most important question
21:07do i got immunity?
21:19for fuck's sake
21:21soldier boy
21:21soldier boy
21:22is the president
21:23vice president
21:23of the united states of america
21:25they work for me
21:27everyone
21:27soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven
21:30once
21:31he is located
21:32william butcher
21:33and annie january
21:34what
21:35wait what
21:35sir
21:35no sir
21:36i can do this
21:37i can bring them in
21:38oh like you did with a train
21:39we're going in a new direction deep
21:42competence
21:43oh
21:44and steve
21:44soldier boy is gonna need a full pardon
21:46well sir
21:47he uh
21:48he was guilty of
21:49you know
21:50treason
21:53consider dumb sir
21:55terrific
21:55and you know what
21:56i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
21:58uh steve can you make him a
22:02manhattan
22:02manhattan
22:03thanks steve
22:05of course
22:07can i get you a glass of milk sir
22:09no
22:11steven
22:13i'll also have a manhattan
22:16god damn
22:18this wicked soups teabagged the president
22:22since me
22:39okay
22:40what's next
22:44what is that
22:56what
22:58he is
23:00he is
23:00he is
23:01martin
23:02panography
23:02what
23:03almost
23:04got
23:04you
23:05fuckers
23:06ha
23:07ha
23:07oh
23:09shit
23:09no
23:11at least that explains how he's groomed
23:16from
23:16blushing his bishop
23:18gross
23:27now that's what i'm talking about
23:30oh god
23:35fucking unsanitary
23:37anybody
23:37but i'm not
23:37don't want to
23:41know
23:42that's what i'm talking about
23:50you
24:00have to be
24:01flavored
24:02and
24:04you
24:05know
24:05that's what i'm talking about
24:06in that
24:06i'm not
24:07Next step will be to apply my Fave Foundation from my Vontality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:12It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
24:18We talked about this. I don't have a choice. They make me do this.
24:23Here we go. Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
24:28So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
24:33If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
24:38Countess of the Crows, and I shall make you do the day that you decide to-
24:43Fucking shit!
24:51Fuck.
24:53C'est ça.
24:55It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:00It's like a metaphor for life, no?
25:02It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:10What is the matter?
25:13A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
25:18Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
25:22I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
25:28You didn't kill them.
25:30They chose to fight.
25:32Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
25:35I told them that we were going to make it out.
25:38Fucking easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof.
25:43Have you told Petituee any of this?
25:45No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't-
25:52So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
25:57I led them to a shallow grave.
26:03So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
26:08No, I can't live like that.
26:10If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
26:20I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
26:26And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
26:32But the fucking shit, you get up every day and you keep going.
26:37I think anything else is an insult to the dead.
26:43Great. Just let go.
26:46Just get your chopped old man hands off of me.
26:48Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
26:49Oh, shit.
26:51Starlight. Oh my god.
26:53You guys are terrorists.
26:56What do we do with her?
26:59Same as rock hard.
27:03You don't have a choice.
27:07All right. Come on.
27:09No, what?
27:10Let me go.
27:29Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
27:33All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
27:37Turbo rush. The drink of heroes.
27:40Only 15 calories.
27:42Cut.
27:44That was a good take.
27:45This is a mistake. I am not sorry.
27:48Only 15 calories.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Now, with acai and makaroos.
27:55No, Cory, go back inside, please.
27:58No, you stay back.
28:00If you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
28:03Okay, let's go again and fix your tits. They're lopsided.
28:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:12Turbo rush. Now with acai and makaroos.
28:16That's fucking perfect.
28:17Okay, great.
28:18Okay, I'll find camp.
28:20No!
28:20No!
28:25Mom!
28:26All over.
28:27Not a chance.
28:28We have to help them.
28:29Help them and every suit with them 500 miles will be up their arse up in the hour.
28:33We stayed a course.
28:34Mine's on the fucking job.
28:35Fuck the job.
28:39Okay, let's go.
28:41Don't.
29:04Homelander?
29:09Homelander.
29:15Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today. Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not. Of course not.
29:33Well, what am I going to say? I, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this
29:37job for me,
29:38but careful, because there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah, well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:16Right?
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary...
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking.
30:58More giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very, very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:26Well, best not drop it, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:57I'm too late.
31:58I'm too late.
31:58I'm too late.
31:59Oh, the conard is infarious.
32:01Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
32:02Well, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's going to shoot an RPG up your ass,
32:22and Sheila is going to take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time?
32:59What's it called, a murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows?
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for what, 60% of your earnings?
33:18It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:38Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please, please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful!
34:13Careful!
34:14Don't be smart, Huey.
34:16Mayn't you a little glad Atron's dead?
34:21No.
34:22I'm not glad he's dead.
34:23Atron did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:40You gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
34:49Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks.
34:59She's gonna get her killed.
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I hate the vial.
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:01In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Armanda's old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi.
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant arse thuda?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T. Be a cunt.
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Armland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:53He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
36:57Fuck you.
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where's that fucking brat?
37:15Armland is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus?
37:19Strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet.
37:23Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do...
37:29Fuckin' die, Bonaco.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:44Me, Homelander, your old crew,
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:13You two fucktards of the local supes?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy?
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:22The fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Get ready, we're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:00Huey!
39:01Huey!
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fuckin' H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit!
39:26Ah!
39:28Ah!
39:29Ah!
39:33Ah!
39:35Ah!
39:35Oh!
39:37Go!
40:15Go!
40:16That's good.
40:17Woah!
40:18Gotta drop a dookie!
40:20Daddy?
40:21What's you?
40:22Ro!
40:24You're the dookie!
40:25Ah
40:45I got you I know
41:02Oh my god, are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:05It's good, it's good, I think.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me?
41:23Oi!
41:25Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
41:32Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Well, not today, you seaman-swilling-butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:50What?
41:51What?
41:56No virus, bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not, not right now.
42:11What the fuck?
42:36No.
42:47No!
43:07Oh, my God.
43:44Well, that good?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
44:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexi Melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunch Trap Supreme?
44:46Cheesy Gorgita Crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
44:49I don't want any Taco Fucking Bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:07I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:10You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he
45:20needs a knee replacement.
45:21All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word is nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:25Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had your Miracoy tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry.
46:49And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up, or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure?
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29Oh, no.
47:29Jeanne, I see that on the mail.
47:43Goddamn.
47:44I've always seen shit like this one at a time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23.
47:52Soldier come down.
47:54Homeland did it go.
47:55We fucking did it.
47:56About time.
48:02Won't get it.
48:10Let's run away.
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:18We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus, there is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:54Mon amour.
48:56You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00Innocent people are being round up.
49:02No, Mjitipan.
49:05Don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we may commence.
49:11For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:46This virus...
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:58I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08You'll be perfect.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:26And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:42Anna.
50:44I'm late.
50:46I'm late.
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:13He's a good boy.
51:28well hey be careful sir it's a viral contagion i got here as soon as i heard and i locked
51:34shit
51:34down i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty fucking strategic sir you're always playing
51:403d chess aren't you i told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would he
51:46do that
51:46well it's more like soldier boy all right leave well i just um i'm gonna be here sir
51:53dude it should have been you sorry leave
52:03i was swimming
52:21no
52:28not youtube
52:31not you
52:40why does everyone keep leaving
52:45i'm sorry
52:46you
52:49you
52:51you
52:51you
52:52you
52:52you
52:54you
52:55you
52:55you
52:55you
52:56you
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