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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit!
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, bitch!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia, my nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée, Stephanie.
00:00:57Welcome to the family. Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so
00:01:05much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot! How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth? More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have like 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy. I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:55The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it? How...
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on. You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey, Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand. I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick, he gave me a position when
00:03:52nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being? Why?
00:03:59I don't know. Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No. Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:04:11do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow! Ow! Why did you?
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing. You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do. They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:31Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess. Because I didn't do it.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on. Let's just calm down. We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony, and now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:10Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:30This is what killed Tony.
00:05:34As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries, except
00:05:43for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes.
00:05:50Yes.
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:54Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:04Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:06Courtney!
00:06:07I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh, God, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh, shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:56Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:10Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything.
00:07:12I...
00:07:12I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:18Alan Beckham?
00:07:26Oh, God.
00:07:27Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:30Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:48Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but...
00:08:01I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe...
00:08:05Detective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No.
00:08:09I-I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:00Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah!
00:09:39Totally!
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, sorry about this.
00:09:46Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Lawyer phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59I don't know!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:24We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:40I'm sorry. I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:48Uh, could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:08Turn around, please.
00:11:11There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42We need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53you know who the killer is
00:11:58who well i'm not a hundred percent certain who literally poisoned uncle tony but
00:12:06i know that every single one of them wanted uncle tony's ring it's worth 30 million dollars
00:12:11and each one of them has a dirty secret listen i want to hear everything you're about to say
00:12:16but you're shivering to the bone why don't you go change in something more i've got some clothes
00:12:22in there you're all wet too tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything
00:12:28fits
00:12:30would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:54i hope britney's telling the truth that she's not the killer because somehow after all this time
00:13:02my feelings for her never really went away how does this even make sense out of everyone in
00:13:07the world alan my first love and now he's the one investigating me
00:13:13i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:28i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is okay here it goes
00:13:39it all started this morning when everyone began running i thought that i thought this would be a
00:13:45typical birthday with tony hosting his family i always wondered why he kept me distant from them
00:13:50but this year i really realized why his family are a pack of vultures hiding secrets from here to
00:13:57nepal secrets you wouldn't believe and secrets they'd kill to protect hey there courtney right
00:14:05britney britney how could i forget you know i'm really glad to see you why is there something
00:14:12wrong with your bedroom you're not in it you know i remember you from what i used to visit you
00:14:17were
00:14:17this snot-nosed little kid but now you have just grown into this just real woman thank you
00:14:25i mean perfect body great tits that ass my god right um i actually have work to do
00:14:33wasn't your mom a maid here yes she was but she's sick now in the hospital you know the maid
00:14:41thing's always really done it for me you know like you come in try to clean i'm laying there
00:14:48and i offer you an extra hundred to you know just scrub a little extra
00:14:53aren't you here to announce your engagement oh come on marriage isn't a death contract
00:14:58there's always a few other adventures to be made oh god kill me this place is even more disgusting
00:15:08and tacky than you described ryan let's just say that step scared me from the very first moment we
00:15:14what the fuck is going on here
00:15:21uh baby this is not what you think courtney is britney she's the housemaid okay i've known
00:15:26her since she was a dirty little kid
00:15:29okay well britney slash courtney why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low wage salary
00:15:36go get my fucking luggage
00:15:45wait i don't understand why is she so mean to you because i'm just the maid
00:15:51it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt as long as tony doesn't see but that's not the
00:15:59important part then steph said there's a storm coming and i don't want to be in this shitbox any
00:16:05longer than necessary so get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here i got you i
00:16:10got you
00:16:14oh my is she okay it i mean it's just standing there are you death get the fucking luggage
00:16:23jesus christ
00:16:26and i'm the lady of this mansion we're gonna burn it down get rid of all this armor
00:16:32i'm on my way with party favors burn the rugs bleach the floors paint the walls
00:16:40get rid of all this disgusting antique shit
00:16:45ryan what are you doing
00:16:47yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife
00:16:53during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room yes oblivious to the fact that this would be the
00:16:59last day of his life yes yes yes i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz
00:17:09mr harper your family is here here we go
00:17:13mom just okay you're catching it my lovely brand new family hi
00:17:19mwah mwah hi son how's your uncle still alive
00:17:24hope so yeah you look so good
00:17:27good morning dear family it's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home
00:17:42weird who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner
00:17:48you too baby you there don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry i
00:17:56blueberries so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister
00:17:59is his murderer well i know that she was the only one who knew about tony's
00:18:05barrier
00:18:09something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but
00:18:12i never imagined for a second she would go as far as to
00:18:15i'm sorry i i don't mean to interrupt your story
00:18:17do you mind if i um
00:18:29leave yeah of course
00:18:32i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:37don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry i just
00:18:41i said i can manage it i don't need help from the help
00:18:46yes ma'am it is my job though
00:18:50i understand that this is the countryside but is there a less
00:18:53idiotic maid available now now britney is just about the kindest soul you'll
00:18:59ever meet her and her mother who i hope recovers very soon
00:19:05yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house that kind soul is going to be
00:19:10shoveling horse shit john help me with my suitcase
00:19:16mom i thought you said that she were going to shut up and carry it son
00:19:23i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:19:27they were just here for the ring
00:19:32i need to talk to you about something
00:19:36i need to talk to you about something britney can we talk later i'm just so tired and
00:19:41i need to rest before the evening's festivities
00:19:44plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best
00:19:48well then why don't we cancel the dinner
00:19:49no no i can't this birthday dinner is too important
00:19:55especially this year
00:19:58i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything
00:20:01and that mistake probably cost him his life
00:20:04but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms
00:20:08i realized just how right i had been about his family's evil intentions
00:20:14i don't want to do this
00:20:16jan you must you must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring
00:20:23you know the one with the purple diamond
00:20:25yes i know the ring mom it's just that that's
00:20:28that's the ring that ryan was to use for his wedding
00:20:32that ring belongs to our family
00:20:35it is not going to go to steph or any other trollop who marries in
00:20:40hey jesus christ mom i get it
00:20:43i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like
00:20:46sentimental value my ass
00:20:48that ring is worth 30 million dollars
00:20:52fuck me in the ass and call me shirley
00:20:55what 30 million dollars
00:20:58then i realized they were planning to kill him
00:21:01and just for the ring
00:21:0430 million dollars yes idiot and once i sell the ring
00:21:09i am going to give you one tenth
00:21:12that's three
00:21:1330 million dollars
00:21:17fuck that's enough to buy a fucking porsche
00:21:19or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach
00:21:26pay attention yawn
00:21:28so here's what's going to happen
00:21:31you are going to go into tony's room
00:21:36and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow
00:21:44that's a fucking stupid idea
00:21:47before he takes his daily afternoon nap
00:21:50he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction
00:21:52and everyone's going to come running to tend to him
00:21:58creating the perfect distraction
00:22:00for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring
00:22:05if i do this
00:22:06uncle tony dies
00:22:08yes
00:22:09he dies
00:22:14he dies
00:22:17if he eats them
00:22:18not if you just smear them under his pillow
00:22:20got it
00:22:23yeah i don't know
00:22:25maybe maybe we should just
00:22:2750 50
00:22:37hey honey
00:22:38yanni
00:22:39i've been looking for you for the past hour
00:22:41but here you are hiding up here with your mommy
00:22:44yeah we were just uh
00:22:46we were tired
00:22:47don't you get tired of being a mama's boy
00:22:49because i sure am tired of it
00:22:51and i'm here in case you forgot
00:22:53and i am bored
00:22:58what's that
00:23:05what's that
00:23:06oh this blueberries
00:23:08why do you have blueberries
00:23:11it's every year we do
00:23:14annual bake
00:23:16we do it's the blueberry pie we do every year
00:23:19you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met in my life
00:23:22monique i simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we got to reminiscing
00:23:27can't you cut him some slack
00:23:30i will when you will mom
00:23:36i'm horny
00:23:38are you done
00:23:38you know what sorry i gotta go
00:23:41come on babe
00:23:42i'll be one sec
00:23:47look i know you hate me
00:23:48but you are ruining that poor boy's life
00:23:52and until you cut that umbilical cord
00:23:54he's never gonna be a real man
00:23:56and what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him
00:24:00with his more successful richer brother
00:24:08i would never do that
00:24:10oh but you do
00:24:12frequently
00:24:12i see everything
00:24:14what i don't see is what they see in a basic binhole like you
00:24:18you fucking cunt
00:24:32i know you're in there
00:24:33you can come out now
00:24:36i know you're here
00:24:44well well
00:24:45it looks like our lovely little maid
00:24:48is a bit of a snoop
00:24:50i'm so sorry mrs harbour
00:24:52i was just
00:24:53don't mind
00:24:54i have connections at your mother's hospital
00:24:59do you want her dead
00:25:00no of course not
00:25:01then you're going to poison tony
00:25:03you're gonna go into his room
00:25:05and you're gonna get that ring
00:25:06and you're gonna bring it to me
00:25:08and if you tell tony
00:25:10your mother dies
00:25:13one's gonna believe a pathetic little maid
00:25:19i don't believe you
00:25:20you're stealing your own son's wedding gift
00:25:22don't you care about him
00:25:24spoken like a girl who's always been poor
00:25:26sweetie
00:25:27when it comes to money
00:25:28nobody gives a fuck about anyone
00:25:31i care about tony
00:25:32i can't do this to him
00:25:33then choose tony
00:25:35or your mother
00:25:38i loved tony
00:25:39like a father
00:25:41but it was my own mother
00:25:42sick and dying in the hospital
00:25:44what was i supposed to do
00:25:50never remember your mother
00:25:53she was beautiful and
00:25:55and very kind
00:25:56i remember this one time
00:25:58when i was a kid
00:25:58i was riding my bike
00:26:00and um
00:26:01i had fallen
00:26:02and uh
00:26:02skinned my knee pretty bad
00:26:03and she happened to be walking by
00:26:06and she stopped
00:26:06everything that she was doing
00:26:08and she um
00:26:10she came over and helped me up
00:26:12and made sure i was okay
00:26:15actually i think you might have been there
00:26:18do you remember that
00:26:21yeah
00:26:24you were
00:26:26the golden boy
00:26:27and i was
00:26:28just the maid's daughter
00:26:29not to me you weren't
00:26:32what about that time
00:26:33that we carved our names
00:26:34in that tree
00:26:37do you remember that
00:26:38of course
00:26:39alan look
00:26:40i really
00:26:41i have to apologize
00:26:42i'm so sorry
00:26:42jesus christ
00:26:43i'm uh
00:26:46i should not be talking
00:26:47about the past
00:26:48you are
00:26:50a suspect
00:26:52in a homicide
00:26:54and i'm the lead investigator
00:26:55let's just um
00:26:58let's stick to the matter at hand
00:26:59okay
00:27:00yeah
00:27:02bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:27:05did you do it
00:27:07did you steal that ring
00:27:14yes i did
00:27:41i have a
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me.
00:29:05Because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:20You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:27Bingo.
00:29:27Bingo.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47We're Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:12You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:40And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:31:05You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:09If blueberries turned out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:21The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:24It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways, allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:37Oh my god.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:43Oh my god.
00:31:44Oh my god.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking, there were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on
00:31:55his plate.
00:31:56It's so good.
00:31:56Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh my, this feels so good.
00:32:03Say it louder, say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:06How much do you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:12I can finally feel your dick, you're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah, I did.
00:32:17I'm so happy.
00:32:18Goddammit.
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here? I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:04I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not gonna let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:29Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know.
00:33:35I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:50No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53I mean...
00:33:53Are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:13Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:22If I'm wrong,
00:34:24you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right...
00:34:34Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14I did this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass,
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:34At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:39Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us.
00:36:04Right, honey?
00:36:06Uh...
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:11is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get the ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:26Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny, because I know that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac when you got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:04It's on your body.
00:37:08No it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:11Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:37:23Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:37And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:55And?
00:37:58And?
00:38:00I've really had to use the bathroom.
00:38:03For a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well, if I don't go right now then I'm gonna pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think that I'm gonna run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is it took me many years to get over that, so let's just keep things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I dare you.
00:39:26And, um, that's the problem.
00:39:30You're under investigation, Brittany.
00:39:33For murder.
00:39:34And the first thing that they drill into us at the academy is that the killer always tries to get
00:39:39close.
00:39:40To be liked.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:53I do not lose control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:40:16Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Toady, I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only male heir in the family, I need to ask for the heirloom ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh, there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure that it fits on, uh, Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's, Steph's, Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why I would say anyone else's.
00:40:53It's a Freudian slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't.
00:41:08Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means so much to him.
00:41:23And not only because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:32He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:41:35Uh, the, the ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there.
00:41:48Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm.
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me
00:42:09what type of wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shit box.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:52Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53He's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:43:00Officer, whatever, how long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:08Great.
00:43:09And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going
00:43:13on, that bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question before you go.
00:43:19Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss.
00:43:33Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:48When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:50When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:54Steph is our killer.
00:44:00Ow.
00:44:01That's why I kept following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway.
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony...
00:44:31Has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your Molly.
00:44:35I...
00:44:36Don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would never do that.
00:44:49Monique, do you want the money or not?
00:44:52What?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die.
00:45:08And we'll get the ring.
00:45:35that's it.
00:45:37That's it.
00:45:40Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um, um, we were, um, going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I, uh, I have to just say that is, um, that was some impressive police work.
00:46:05Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you, you caught Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them.
00:46:27What was the point of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany, we've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now, going in circles.
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean, maybe you're taking advantage of that I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no, maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:59No, it, that, I swear, everything that I have told you has been true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything except for who the actual killer is.
00:47:14Alan, I know that you may have some feelings and anger towards me for what happened between us years ago,
00:47:23but I swear to you I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going to mom anyway, since she was the closest to Uncle T's.
00:47:43No, listen, Uncle Tony knows full well mom's going to blow everything that he built.
00:47:47Now I am not willing to risk that.
00:47:51So I get my name in that will, one way or another.
00:47:57Well I, I'm not willing to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name in the will, any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it, if need be.
00:48:06Come on, didn't you study law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well I did the Zoom thing.
00:48:13Yeah, good, good enough.
00:48:17So, uh, what's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother, okay?
00:48:26Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:35No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38Alright.
00:48:39I'm going to go take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:41Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but listen.
00:48:45There's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:56We are going to have to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I understood everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:06The entire inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in immediate danger.
00:49:11And only I could stop it.
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was, I was, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know what this, what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen.
00:49:31When I see one, I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34I go to the bathroom in the kitchen.
00:49:36It's like a fusion, it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42Dude, what the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni.
00:49:51I need you to listen to me, all right?
00:49:53About what you need to do, okay?
00:50:00Please, don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany, hey, hey, are you okay?
00:50:11I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's, he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop, hey, hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:28Just, you know what?
00:50:30Fine, fine.
00:50:31You asked for this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:36He, he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but he did something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:52That's when a real nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:02Yanni.
00:51:04Whoa, hey, what are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants, giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Money shot.
00:51:11Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:51:19Honestly, I would screw you because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:51:25But right now, I have much more important law for you.
00:51:31Yanni.
00:51:33Yanni.
00:51:34Yanni.
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:36What happened?
00:51:38What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony, you're here alive.
00:51:45Uh, yes.
00:51:47As far as I know, were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:51So what was their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good at this, I just keep winning this bingo bliss.
00:52:04It's, it's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring, yes, yes.
00:52:09You know, nephew Ryan came by and demanded I give him the ring.
00:52:15You know, the, the precious amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it, it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now, I, I know before everyone arrived, it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family would steal from me.
00:52:39Now, I, I know you wouldn't do it, but, uh, well, I'll do when I find out who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep the truth from him any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony, I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something.
00:52:58God heavens, what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think you could fuck my fiance?
00:53:03Come on, get up.
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut knows exactly what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony.
00:53:21We all thought she was good and loyal, but turns out she's just a gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows what else she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:37Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony.
00:53:43Yes, it's all sorted and true, and I'm deeply ashamed.
00:53:48But Brittany here, she's so obsessive.
00:53:51One moment of weakness, and I gave in.
00:53:55Look, baby, I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft, this pheromones, just they hit my nostrils and there's nothing I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a main outfit and told you that it does it for me,
00:54:18and you just expect me to come home, and then suddenly this shows up?
00:54:21It used to be an old woman.
00:54:24That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you, that it just, it hits this other part of me, and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me, all right?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know is if we get rid of her.
00:54:42Uncle Tony, you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:49Because you all want something from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars and crooks.
00:54:58Well, I hate to say it, but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid is a dirty liar and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring, brought it to me, and asked to split 50-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really beginning to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:55:17Hey, brother, I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask your little maid who stole the ring and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony, but...
00:55:45Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you and your sick mother every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on and work the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that, you have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house.
00:56:21Never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you, that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony what was happening, then none of it would have happened.
00:56:49But I just paved the way for them to murder him.
00:56:59Tony died.
00:57:00And I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing that you're to blame for is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11Trust.
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage of that, yes.
00:57:14But that does not make you a bad person.
00:57:17No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:41Your mother.
00:57:44She told me that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired and to get me expelled.
00:57:52To destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family and I was the daughter of a maid.
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:58:27I think that you came here tonight for a reason.
00:58:34I think that you're meant to be here because I believe in second chances.
00:59:03Marble floors and diamond lights, silver spoons and alibis I made.
00:59:11The beds I poured, the wine, and now they're tracing every line.
00:59:18If love and you use my crime tonight,
00:59:25then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31between my secrets candlelight.
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight.
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove still trembles when I make a move.
00:59:50I'm not the ghost inside these walls.
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty as cold.
00:59:58But if you choose to walk away,
01:00:01then that's the price I'll have to pay.
01:00:10But if love and you use my crime tonight,
01:00:16then let the truth come.
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing.
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter.
01:00:33Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35with explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately.
01:00:41So, everyone in the house needs to hear it.
01:00:43He needs murderers.
01:00:44Okay, we'll be right down.
01:00:46Just give us a minute.
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again.
01:00:55I'll protect you.
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back.
01:01:07But here you are.
01:01:11And whatever happens,
01:01:13I am not losing you again.
01:01:15Not this time.
01:01:17So, if those bastards want to mess with you,
01:01:21they'll have to go through me.
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo.
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38All right.
01:01:39All right, everybody.
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here,
01:01:44but he showed me where the wheel is.
01:01:46I studied law, so I should be the one to read it.
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it.
01:01:54That's enough.
01:01:54It can't be that hard.
01:01:55There's gonna be one line,
01:01:57and it's gonna name me as the sole heir.
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like Armand.
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother.
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to...
01:02:11I am set, and you can all go to hell.
01:02:15Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan.
01:02:17Ryan, what is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
01:02:24You old wench.
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off of him.
01:02:29I would like to see you try it.
01:02:31Ladies, stop.
01:02:31Stop, please.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:36Yeah.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body,
01:02:49do hereby be-
01:02:52Be-
01:02:53Be-greeth.
01:02:54Be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave.
01:02:57Bequeath?
01:02:58Bequeath!
01:02:58Bequeath all of my earthly possessions.
01:03:01I'm including the mansion,
01:03:05the Tuscan villa,
01:03:06the vineyards,
01:03:07and the cars
01:03:08to my soul.
01:03:10Eris?
01:03:11Eris?
01:03:11Eris!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you.
01:03:20Fuck you.
01:03:21Fuck you.
01:03:22And especially,
01:03:24fuck you.
01:03:26To my soul, Eris,
01:03:29my maid.
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan.
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh, yeah, mom!
01:03:37You fucking slut!
01:03:40My maid, Brittany Logan.
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore, you dumb bitch!
01:03:45You bitch!
01:03:46You fucking slut!
01:03:47You fucking slut!
01:03:47Yeah, you're not it!
01:03:49You fucking slut!
01:03:51You're fucking up with the fucking...
01:03:53You fucking slut!
01:03:54No, seriously,
01:03:55give me the fucking...
01:03:56All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little
01:04:01family squabble,
01:04:02or whatever this is,
01:04:03but there is one thing
01:04:04that I know for certain,
01:04:05and that is that the killer
01:04:07is here in this room
01:04:08currently.
01:04:09And unless that person
01:04:10comes forward
01:04:11right now
01:04:12and confesses,
01:04:13you're all under arrest.
01:04:16Okay, well,
01:04:17I think it's pretty obvious
01:04:18who the killer is
01:04:19at this point.
01:04:20The murderer
01:04:21is Brittany.
01:04:24Like I said,
01:04:25three hours ago,
01:04:26okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go
01:04:29to a flashback moment
01:04:30when I said that?
01:04:33I know who did it.
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here!
01:04:37My uncle-in-law
01:04:38has been killed
01:04:39and you have the murderer
01:04:40right here.
01:04:41Brittany is apparently,
01:04:44and against all logic
01:04:45and reason,
01:04:46Tony's sole heiress.
01:04:48I mean, fuck,
01:04:49that's her motive.
01:04:54She had a cover-up, too.
01:04:56She knew that we were all
01:04:58coming here tonight,
01:04:59and she also knew
01:05:00that we all wanted something
01:05:02from Uncle Tony.
01:05:03So,
01:05:04what did she do?
01:05:05this little rat bitch
01:05:07decided to change the will
01:05:09right before his birthday.
01:05:12Hmph.
01:05:14And she was spying on us.
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets.
01:05:18She was the only one
01:05:20with access
01:05:21to Uncle Tony's
01:05:22food.
01:05:24Oh!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:27Ah!
01:05:28Clearly,
01:05:29we are a greedy type.
01:05:32Yes.
01:05:33And none of us actually
01:05:34gave a single fuck
01:05:35about Uncle Tony,
01:05:35let's be honest.
01:05:37But we could not
01:05:38actually commit
01:05:39cold-hard murder.
01:05:41Even if we all
01:05:42thought about it.
01:05:46But this one here...
01:05:48Hm-hm-hm.
01:05:51Cover.
01:05:53Motive.
01:05:56Opportunity.
01:05:56I mean, Jesus,
01:05:58Mr. Police Officer,
01:05:59arrest this whore immediately.
01:06:03Wow.
01:06:05That was so clever
01:06:06and sexy, baby.
01:06:08What are you?
01:06:09What?
01:06:11Yo.
01:06:16I'm sorry.
01:06:17The will,
01:06:19it's...
01:06:19a hell of a motive.
01:06:21And a hell of a twist.
01:06:25I don't know
01:06:26if I can protect you
01:06:27from any of this.
01:06:28Did you tell me
01:06:29the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany,
01:06:36please tell me
01:06:37that what we had
01:06:38was real.
01:06:39Do you really think
01:06:39that I killed Tony
01:06:41for his money?
01:06:42I don't know
01:06:43what to think.
01:06:47I'm sorry.
01:06:48Al, no, Al.
01:06:54Al.
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham.
01:07:04I need all units
01:07:05to the Harbor Residence
01:07:06as soon as possible.
01:07:07Whatever you're doing
01:07:08can wait.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:16Don't move a muscle.
01:07:18I'll be right back.
01:07:20No.
01:07:20Wait, Alan.
01:07:21Alan?
01:07:29Listen up.
01:07:30I don't care
01:07:31what you did
01:07:31or did not do.
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent.
01:07:34They will get you out
01:07:34if you agree
01:07:36to marry me
01:07:36and share the inheritance.
01:07:38You disgusting prick.
01:07:40I don't want the money.
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance.
01:07:42And I most
01:07:44definitely
01:07:44do not want you.
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll unlock you right now, babes.
01:07:50All you gotta do
01:07:51is split the inheritance
01:07:52with me, okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison.
01:07:56What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing
01:08:04now is Alan.
01:08:05I have to find him
01:08:07and convince him
01:08:07that what we had
01:08:08was real
01:08:09and
01:08:10that I didn't kill Tony.
01:08:12Okay.
01:08:14I agree.
01:08:14Unlock me.
01:08:16Shh.
01:08:17Shh.
01:08:19Shh.
01:08:20Screw me, mate.
01:08:22I'll give you a promise.
01:08:25I'll get him.
01:08:28That's binding.
01:08:40Alan?
01:08:43Alan?
01:08:44Alan?
01:08:59Hello, Brittany.
01:09:00Oh, my God!
01:09:02Hello, Brittany.
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:07Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax.
01:09:10Neither.
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How?
01:09:13How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death.
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take
01:09:16a genius to realize
01:09:17my entire family
01:09:19wanted me dead
01:09:20to get their grubby hands
01:09:21on my fortune.
01:09:22So I beat him
01:09:23to the punch.
01:09:23I staged the whole thing.
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27having to do so
01:09:29at your expense.
01:09:30But I knew
01:09:31I could trust you
01:09:33and only you.
01:09:34Crazy old fool!
01:09:36Do you have any idea
01:09:37what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died
01:09:39at least five times
01:09:41with your
01:09:42stupid game!
01:09:43It wasn't all fake.
01:09:47The truth is
01:09:48I am sick.
01:09:50I won't live
01:09:52to celebrate
01:09:52my next birthday.
01:09:54And
01:09:55the inheritance
01:09:58is yours.
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple.
01:10:03You're the sweetest,
01:10:05kindest person I know.
01:10:07And I believe
01:10:08that good people
01:10:09deserve good things.
01:10:10There's not enough
01:10:11of that in the world.
01:10:12And so
01:10:14my entire estate,
01:10:16the four billion dollars
01:10:18and the property,
01:10:22it's yours.
01:10:35But what about Alan?
01:10:37Alan.
01:10:39Alan, my friend,
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible
01:10:41is going to happen to me.
01:10:43And if it does,
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45and investigate.
01:10:47You're the best
01:10:48investigator in the world
01:10:49and the only one
01:10:50who can figure out
01:10:51what happened.
01:10:53We are old friends.
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:59ChatGPT says
01:11:00that if
01:11:01she did kill him,
01:11:02then she cannot inherit.
01:11:03So,
01:11:04we just split
01:11:06the assets evenly.
01:11:07So it's fair.
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something
01:11:11that I would like
01:11:12to say.
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming,
01:11:16y'all.
01:11:17I would like
01:11:18to tell you the truth
01:11:19about what happened
01:11:20to Uncle Tony.
01:11:21Go ahead.
01:11:22Say it.
01:11:30Tony, you know,
01:11:32I only see you
01:11:33at my birthday.
01:11:34Each year I watch
01:11:36you grow more greedy,
01:11:38more cruel,
01:11:39more immoral.
01:11:40When I realized
01:11:41that you were only here
01:11:43for my money,
01:11:44I decided to test you
01:11:45and fake my death.
01:11:55Oh, my God!
01:11:57Uncle Tony,
01:11:58you were, like,
01:11:59hilarious.
01:11:59I mean,
01:12:00we all fell for that.
01:12:02We even fell for the fact
01:12:03that you were giving
01:12:04the maid all your shit.
01:12:05Oh, don't worry.
01:12:06That was all true.
01:12:08I've changed my will.
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything,
01:12:11you inherit nothing.
01:12:13What?
01:12:13All the financial support
01:12:15I've given you
01:12:15these many years,
01:12:17all the homes
01:12:18in my name,
01:12:19you're cut off.
01:12:21What?
01:12:22The Macondo!
01:12:23Starting now,
01:12:24you have nothing.
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that.
01:12:34Listen up, old man.
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37like your loser family,
01:12:39okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that.
01:12:41You're of a different breed.
01:12:42Damn straight I am.
01:12:44And the only way
01:12:45you're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46is if you give me
01:12:48what I came for.
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Boy, you'll regret the day
01:12:52that I met Ryan
01:12:53in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:56I already do.
01:12:59I'll make your life
01:13:00a living hell, old man.
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it.
01:13:03So, if I give you the ring,
01:13:05you'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07and leave forever.
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:10Okay.
01:13:12Sylvia, the ring.
01:13:24Jesus.
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:13:52You were always her favorite.
01:13:54For no reason!
01:13:57You were better.
01:13:58You weren't smarter
01:13:59and you weren't harder working.
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy,
01:14:05Dad, Mom,
01:14:07invested in you.
01:14:08Sylvia.
01:14:09That's how you turned out
01:14:11to be rich.
01:14:13And I became poor
01:14:14because of a genetic roll
01:14:17of the dice.
01:14:18But this is my ring!
01:14:20I deserve it!
01:14:21Sylvia,
01:14:22even if you had been
01:14:23more a man,
01:14:24Mom and Dad
01:14:24wouldn't have supported you.
01:14:26You're an ungrateful,
01:14:27untalented,
01:14:29lazy, compulsive liar.
01:14:31You deserve nothing.
01:14:35Oh my God!
01:14:46It's not a real gun,
01:14:48of course.
01:14:49What kind of cop
01:14:50would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop.
01:14:54A detective.
01:14:55And one who's good enough
01:14:57to know that a family
01:14:58of vipers depraved enough
01:15:00to try to kill
01:15:00their own patriarch
01:15:02will eventually
01:15:04become desperate enough
01:15:06to use a gun.
01:15:08Well,
01:15:09there's more of us
01:15:10than you,
01:15:10so we outnumber you.
01:15:13You want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh?
01:15:16You have a choice.
01:15:18You can either stay
01:15:19and wait for the rest
01:15:19of the police force
01:15:21to get here
01:15:21and arrest you
01:15:22for attempted murder,
01:15:24which should be
01:15:25any minute now,
01:15:26or you can leave forever
01:15:28and find
01:15:29another sugar daddy.
01:15:31It's amazing
01:15:32that you idiots
01:15:34never realize
01:15:35in a house like this
01:15:36everything
01:15:38is recorded.
01:15:41Oh!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:45Well?
01:15:46What'll it be?
01:15:49Well?
01:15:51What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer
01:16:09in my life.
01:16:11But Salia ran away
01:16:12with your ring.
01:16:13Oh, let her have it.
01:16:14That's a $2 decoy.
01:16:17This is the real...
01:16:24Do you like it?
01:16:27It's...
01:16:27It's beautiful.
01:16:29But I like you
01:16:30being alive
01:16:30much better.
01:16:33Well, I knew you would.
01:16:35That's why
01:16:36I'm giving it to you.
01:16:38I always said
01:16:39I would only
01:16:40give my family ring
01:16:42to someone
01:16:43who is marrying
01:16:44for true love.
01:16:46This is a $30 million ring.
01:16:49No.
01:16:51$70 million.
01:16:58Go.
01:17:00Run to him.
01:17:08Wait!
01:17:09Alan!
01:17:10Are you leaving
01:17:13so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want
01:17:16to interrupt
01:17:16the family reunion.
01:17:18Um,
01:17:20speaking of family,
01:17:21I...
01:17:23I was wondering
01:17:24if you wanted
01:17:25to complete the cycle.
01:17:28Brittany,
01:17:29what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have
01:17:32any man in the world now.
01:17:34I know.
01:17:35You're a billionaire.
01:17:37And I'm just a
01:17:38smart,
01:17:39funny,
01:17:40talented,
01:17:40good-looking
01:17:41detective.
01:17:43Why would you
01:17:44want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want
01:17:47to give up
01:17:47on us this time.
01:17:49I don't want
01:17:50to let you go.
01:17:54And I can't wait
01:17:54to see how
01:17:55your mom would react.
01:18:04Well?
01:18:12Brittany Logan,
01:18:14will you marry me?
01:18:19Yes.
01:18:20Yes.
01:18:45who's this?
01:18:48Brittany,
01:18:49your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out
01:19:01there is a very new
01:19:02and very expensive
01:19:04experimental treatment.
01:19:06And it works.
01:19:07My test came back
01:19:08clearer.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:11You look wonderful,
01:19:12but...
01:19:13how did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you,
01:19:19Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom,
01:19:23I want you
01:19:23to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan,
01:19:28my future husband.
01:19:30Alan,
01:19:30from school?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:32It's good to see you again.
01:19:34Wow,
01:19:35he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh,
01:19:38sorry.
01:19:39You're hot, too.
01:19:41Wait,
01:19:41Mom,
01:19:42Uncle Tony,
01:19:42are the
01:19:43two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48I guess
01:19:49that's a story
01:19:50for the sequel.
01:19:53Oh.
01:19:54Take care.
01:19:55Bye.
01:19:56Bye.