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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35It's a pain!
00:37I'm sorry!
00:45I'm sorry!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:35Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't suck. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Dammit. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:27two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:35Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:09you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:56boss soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:39try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:58you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:01whoo
16:02whoo
16:20you disgusting freak
16:21what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:24mommy
16:27i've got you baby
16:29touch my kid again
16:31and i'll rip every head off your shoulders
16:34ha ha
16:35you ruined my meal
16:39wait
16:40the baby mama herself
16:43perfect
16:48two courses
16:49This is for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:26Not too much.
18:29Nice to meet you.
18:32Good job.
18:36To be honest today.
18:38For all the other people who want to use his healing plan,
18:39I don't know what-
18:40Oh, god.
18:40It's not good.
18:41Oh.
18:42Oh, god.
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me
19:41if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the
19:48out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:03my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever
20:45the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poiseidon
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:08Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King!
22:20He's real!
22:24Hades, you hiding?
22:26Come out!
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:56Get out!
22:56In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
23:00I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:10I'm not here for fun.
23:12Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact!
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move!
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:27I'm not leaving you!
25:28I'm not leaving you!
25:38Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:13Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:21No!
26:22No!
26:24No!
26:24No!
26:27No!
26:29No!
26:29No!
26:29No!
26:29No!
26:30No!
26:32No!
26:34No!
26:35No!
26:37No!
26:38No!
26:38No!
26:43Lily?
26:44Lily?
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily?
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:58Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05As long as I'm here.
28:06You don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:09Now.
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want.
28:27My pack tears you both apart.
28:41No.
28:43No.
28:43No!
29:13No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh! Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily.
29:47Turn around and cover your ears.
29:50Okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:16You're... not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here.
30:20So I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:22You're...
30:23I'm getting there.
30:34...
30:38...
30:41Okay Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:49Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first.
32:19Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just...
32:25Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:39Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?!
34:18The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:23This... can't be...
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:51The Coastal Legend monster?!
34:53Why would she be here?!
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us! We're finished!
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:36My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:45You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02We love that Grandma, can't spread!
36:03Anyway, we have three of us áreas!
36:04We made the próxima bloom.
36:04We're so positioned.
36:05Do you give us a greeting in a community?
36:05I would never be a keeper of luck on this thing!
36:05Which is possible?
36:06Over the师 teammates acting on first us,
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