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📜Synopsis: 🖌Can a misunderstood girl be the only hope for a legendary hero?
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📜Synopsis: 🖌Can a misunderstood girl be the only hope for a legendary hero?
People misjudge Trixie harshly, unaware she is the sole one who can cure Lysander Armstrong, the country’s most handsome and distinguished war hero. As she helps him recover, she also begins to win his heart.
Genre: Strong Heroine, Fantasy, Girl Power, Healer, Billionaire, Protective Husband, Hidden Identity, Super Power, Flash Marriage
🧑Lead Actor: Luke Charles Stafford
👩Lead Actress: Rosa Singerman
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:04Healer goddess, hear my plea. Please save my child
00:00:26Rod of a sepulius
00:00:45Rejuvenate
00:00:54Praise she is the healer goddess. No, please
00:01:00Don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:07Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:12Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:16in need
00:01:29You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:34run
00:01:37Aw, it's okay little guy
00:01:41I'll fix you right up
00:01:47Right rewrites the wrong
00:01:51Rejuvenate
00:01:57See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:02Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:20Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:23We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:25If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:28Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:30His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:34He's so hot
00:02:36Does he come with the money?
00:02:38Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:40Money, fame, power
00:02:43It's all yours
00:02:48Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:02:51Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:54Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:58Grandma
00:02:59I'm dying!
00:03:01Save me Trixie!
00:03:02Grandma?
00:03:04Grandma
00:03:04When are you getting married?
00:03:07I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:09I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:12And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:13So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:18Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:25We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:26I don't have time for jokes
00:03:28No!
00:03:38Please go feed your dog, miss
00:03:40Don't let it starve like you
00:03:41Oh, kind stranger
00:03:43Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:45Grant me a wish?
00:03:47That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:48The downfall of humanity
00:03:50It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:53What?
00:03:55Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:57Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:00I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:03Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:08Can you do that?
00:04:09I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:13Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:15Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:20Hold still
00:04:26Hold still
00:04:28What? My migraine's gone
00:04:30Okay, then let's go
00:04:31If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:33Come on, come on
00:04:35Oh!
00:04:49How is he?
00:04:50What is the diagnosis?
00:04:52Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:54I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:57Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:59You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:00Don't worry, General
00:05:02I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:06I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:27I have no clue what this is
00:05:31Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:36That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:39Me, the witch doctor
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:53He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:55Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
00:06:02Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:05They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:08If we can't save him
00:06:11There's only one person who can
00:06:14Who?
00:06:17The goddess of healing
00:06:21Wait a second
00:06:22You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:25That's correct
00:06:26Her right
00:06:27Her right
00:06:27Rewrites the wrong
00:06:28And her left
00:06:30Leaves the bereft
00:06:31That's her motto
00:06:32It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:35We are nothing compared to her
00:06:37She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:41No one has ever seen her before
00:06:43If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:47I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:49I will find her, James, come
00:06:53Put out a voucher
00:06:54To the entire world
00:06:55Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:58Will give her five million dollars
00:07:00There's no need
00:07:15I'll save your son
00:07:18Who the hell is she?
00:07:19Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:21She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:23Don't be ridiculous
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:28Exactly
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:32She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:36Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38I bet it has fleas
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:45Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:52Don't touch him
00:07:55They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:57But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:00So step aside
00:08:01I'll take it from here
00:08:04Could you hold this?
00:08:05Ho, ho, ho, ho, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:09I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:11And a former general
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:15I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:19Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:25A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting!
00:08:34Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:53Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:38I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:03Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:10And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:16Huh?
00:11:18This?
00:11:24Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:27What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:40I agree
00:11:41I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:47for years?
00:11:48We are all certified
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:53She's right about everything
00:11:57Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:02And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:06Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:07And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10Because I just discovered it
00:12:12This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:16The chances are a billion to one
00:12:18A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney
00:12:27I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:35You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:44Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:52Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh my god
00:13:00If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:03I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:06Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:10What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:12It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:18Then let's have a bet
00:13:20If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands
00:13:25And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:39Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:46Don't worry, I got this
00:13:51It's a deal
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:10Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:55You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:59What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:06And you're standing in my way
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way
00:15:14Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18Oh yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:20Where's the dog?
00:15:22Well put down the dog
00:15:23With pleasure
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:40Left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:46You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:00But in the wrong hands
00:16:01It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:13If I wanna save someone
00:16:15Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:39Angel herbalist
00:16:41This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice
00:16:45This isn't fatal
00:16:46She'll live
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way
00:17:03Every second counts
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong
00:17:12Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on
00:17:20You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:30All right
00:17:31But I warn you
00:17:33No funny business
00:18:02How was your son?
00:18:14I think he was.
00:18:14Can't wait for it
00:18:14No, it's just a mess
00:18:15No, it's just a mess
00:18:19I'm not a mess
00:18:20I'm not a mess
00:18:23You got the gay man
00:18:24You got to meet someone
00:18:26You got the gay man
00:18:27You're about to see him
00:18:27You cannot do you
00:18:28You've got to meet him
00:18:28You have to meet him
00:18:29You've got one of those
00:18:30You have to meet him
00:18:30That's what I'm doing
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light on the streets are you shitting
00:19:08me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:37healer goddess hear my plea please save my
00:19:58rod of a sepulius
00:20:27raise she is the healer goddess
00:20:31no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:20:40here you go miss thank you
00:20:44why be way down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:20:49in need
00:21:02you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:21:07run
00:21:10oh it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
00:21:19right rewrites the wrong
00:21:29see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:21:34come on cleo let's go
00:21:52please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:21:56we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:22:01the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:22:07he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:22:13money fame power it's all yours
00:22:21are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:22:23yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:22:27oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie
00:22:35grandma grandma when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you
00:22:42healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet
00:22:50oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:22:57we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:23:10please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:23:14oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:23:18grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
00:23:21the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:23:26what oh jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been
00:23:32doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:23:36okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:23:41can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:23:46cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:23:53hold still
00:24:01my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on
00:24:07come on
00:24:21how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:24:28don't
00:24:28know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:24:33don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i
00:24:40can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:25:00i have no clue what this is
00:25:04oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:25:10best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:25:26he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:25:31but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:25:38these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:25:50the goddess of healing
00:25:54wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:25:59her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
00:26:06sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen
00:26:15her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if
00:26:21i go
00:26:21bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:26:31or give her five million dollars there's no need
00:26:48i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
00:26:55brother
00:26:55don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
00:27:03getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a
00:27:10filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to
00:27:18steal
00:27:18lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:27:30from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:27:38oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:27:45i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:27:51street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:27:57some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:28:06disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:28:13if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:28:20sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:28:25maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:28:30a fraud
00:28:31all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:28:38head
00:28:38mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:28:45only here to
00:28:46repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you
00:28:54have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if
00:29:03he's a hero to
00:29:04you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:29:10this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:29:17who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:29:23marrying
00:29:24a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:29:29even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the
00:29:36lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:29:53oh okay what's happening what are we going oh what the hell are you doing
00:30:11i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:30:17that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:30:22her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and
00:30:28the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:30:35licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:30:42medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:30:57is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you think that this this crummy
00:31:04walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless
00:31:10asylum
00:31:11where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve
00:31:16this
00:31:16medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but
00:31:23lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:31:30yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:31:35and again
00:31:35there's no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphy oh and of course none of you have
00:31:42heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:31:48peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:31:54lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:32:01be
00:32:01homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:32:09meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:32:17so
00:32:18she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:32:24diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge if you three
00:32:33incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:32:39which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're
00:32:45being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:32:51then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:32:58and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:33:04these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:33:10your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:33:19don't worry i got this
00:33:23it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:33:35lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:33:42are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:33:48son i'll give you everything
00:33:58i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:34:04i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:34:09prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:34:12wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath
00:34:19to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown
00:34:27yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call
00:34:34me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't
00:34:41don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise
00:34:48you
00:34:49you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the
00:34:54dog
00:34:54well put down the dog with pleasure
00:35:18you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:35:24she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:35:32lives
00:35:32but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:35:39medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:35:45antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:36:06why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get
00:36:11in
00:36:11your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a
00:36:21little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait
00:36:28wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live on to give you tons
00:36:32of grandchildren
00:36:33don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:36:43general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:36:49are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:36:56if you
00:36:57don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i
00:37:05warn you no funny business
00:37:07so
00:37:39so
00:37:49so
00:37:50so
00:38:08you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:38:12armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:38:19that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of
00:38:24the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:38:31we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:38:37on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:38:45her
00:38:46you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have
00:38:50to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:38:55james let's go yes sir
00:39:00oh my
00:39:09healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:39:31rod of a sepulius
00:39:59raise she is the healer goddess
00:40:02miss no please don't call me about it i'm just glad i could help
00:40:13here you go miss thank you
00:40:17why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
00:40:34you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:40:39run
00:40:43aww it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
00:40:51i'll fix you right up
00:40:52right rewrites the wronged
00:41:02see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:41:07come on cleo let's go
00:41:25please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:41:29we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:41:34the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:41:40he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:41:45money fame power it's all yours
00:41:54are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:41:56yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:41:59oh i have another call coming in
00:42:03grandma
00:42:04grandma i'm dying save me trixie
00:42:08grandma grandma when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old
00:42:14i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so that's why
00:42:20i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:42:30we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:42:43please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:42:50granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
00:42:55it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to
00:43:03pray
00:43:04to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i wish
00:43:11for
00:43:11you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of
00:43:17a frog
00:43:17if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:43:26hold still
00:43:34my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:43:40on
00:43:51oh
00:43:54how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:44:01don't
00:44:01know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:44:06general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:44:13condition your son has with just one needle
00:44:32i have no clue what this is
00:44:37oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:44:43best
00:44:43for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:44:59he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:45:05i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:45:11methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:45:22the goddess of healing
00:45:26wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right rewrites the
00:45:33wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we
00:45:41are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this
00:45:49legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i
00:45:55will
00:45:56find her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:46:03we'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:46:20i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
00:46:27brother
00:46:28don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
00:46:35getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:46:43dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:46:51lysander
00:46:52arms strong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:47:03from all
00:47:03your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not
00:47:12going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold
00:47:19digging
00:47:19whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:47:24wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:47:30a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:47:37ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of
00:47:45here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:47:53sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:47:58maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:48:03a fraud
00:48:04all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:48:11head mounted on
00:48:11my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here
00:48:18to repay your
00:48:19younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:48:27different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:48:36hero to you
00:48:37then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:48:43this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:48:49who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:48:56of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:49:00i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:49:07only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:49:12continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:49:25oh okay what's happening what are we doing
00:49:41what the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:49:49do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient
00:49:52are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease
00:49:59has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphic yeah right i mean
00:50:06no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:50:12i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:50:29this is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you think that this this
00:50:36crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:50:42homeless
00:50:43asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:50:48solve
00:50:48this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but
00:50:56lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:51:02yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:51:07and again
00:51:08there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphic oh and of course none of you
00:51:14have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:51:21peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:51:26lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:51:34be
00:51:34homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:51:42me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:51:50so
00:51:50she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:51:57diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge
00:52:05if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:52:09i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:52:15an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:52:19and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:52:23then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:52:31and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:52:37these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:52:43your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:52:52don't worry i got this
00:52:56it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:53:08lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:53:15are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save
00:53:20my son i'll give you everything
00:53:31i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:53:37i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:53:43113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:53:50that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:53:58secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:54:03character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:54:13don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:54:20promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain
00:54:26where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:54:45left leaves the wrong breath
00:54:51you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:54:56she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:55:05lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:55:11queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civil
00:55:17civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:55:39why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:55:44get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:55:53but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:55:59way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:56:03live on to
00:56:04give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:56:11let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:56:20nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:56:28alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:56:35all right all right but i warn you no funny business
00:56:43so
00:57:09so
00:57:19so
00:57:40you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:57:45armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:57:53would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:57:58held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:58:05faith where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:58:15you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:58:20she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:58:24you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:58:33oh my
00:58:37oh
00:58:43healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:59:04rod of a sepulius
00:59:32raise she is the healer goddess
00:59:36no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:59:45here you go miss thank you
00:59:50why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:59:54in need
01:00:07you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
01:00:12run
01:00:16it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
01:00:25right rewrites the wrong
01:00:35see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
01:00:39come on cleo come on cleo let's go
01:01:12here's another one because i'll keep you right here again
01:01:16you can kick out of your heart and make this that's okay
01:01:36that's okay
01:01:37I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
01:01:40Grandma?
01:01:42Grandma.
01:01:43When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
01:01:47I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
01:01:49And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
01:01:56Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
01:02:03We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
01:02:06Oh, no!
01:02:16Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
01:02:20Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
01:02:24Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
01:02:27The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
01:02:31What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
01:02:35Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
01:02:38I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
01:02:42Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
01:02:46Can you do that?
01:02:47I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
01:02:52Cleo, stay right here for a second.
01:02:54Don't go too far, Cleo.
01:02:58Hold still.
01:03:06What? My migraine's gone.
01:03:08Okay, then let's go.
01:03:09If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
01:03:12Come on. Come on.
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:27How is he?
01:03:28What is the diagnosis?
01:03:30Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
01:03:33I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
01:03:35Aren't you the queen of medicine?
01:03:37You're supposed to be one of the best.
01:03:38Don't worry, General.
01:03:40I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
01:03:45I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
01:04:05I have no clue what this is.
01:04:09Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
01:04:15That's why we saved the best for last.
01:04:17Me, the witch doctor.
01:04:19I'll save your son, Lysander.
01:04:31He's not budging. There's no movement.
01:04:33Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
01:04:40Lord, I've scoured the Earth for the best doctors.
01:04:43They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
01:04:46If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
01:04:52Who?
01:04:55The goddess of healing.
01:04:59Wait a second.
01:05:00Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
01:05:03That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
01:05:09That's her motto.
01:05:11It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
01:05:16She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
01:05:21If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
01:05:26bankrupt.
01:05:28I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
01:05:34Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
01:05:38There's no need.
01:05:53I'll save your son.
01:05:56Who the hell is she?
01:05:57Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
01:05:59She's gonna save your brother?
01:06:01Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
01:06:06Exactly.
01:06:07God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
01:06:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
01:06:13Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
01:06:17I bet it has fleas.
01:06:19That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
01:06:23Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
01:06:30Don't touch him.
01:06:33They say don't judge a book by its cover.
01:06:35But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
01:06:38So step aside.
01:06:40I'll take it from here.
01:06:42Could you hold this?
01:06:43Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:44You're not gonna touch my son.
01:06:46I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
01:06:51I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
01:06:53I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
01:06:59Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
01:07:03A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
01:07:10Ew!
01:07:11Disgusting.
01:07:11Go back to being a prostitute.
01:07:14Security!
01:07:15Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
01:07:18Let's go.
01:07:19If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
01:07:25Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
01:07:31Maybe we should give her a try?
01:07:33You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
01:07:37All right, I'll give you a shot.
01:07:39But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
01:07:45Is that any way to ask for help?
01:07:48You'd be blessed to have me.
01:07:50And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
01:07:53But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
01:07:58Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
01:08:01No, Miss Trixie.
01:08:02My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
01:08:07Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
01:08:13My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:08:17Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
01:08:22Who says I want to marry him?
01:08:24As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
01:08:31Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
01:08:33I mean, look at her.
01:08:35Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
01:08:40Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
01:08:45Continue wasting your time.
01:08:46But I'm saving this patient.
01:08:58Oh, okay.
01:09:01What's happening?
01:09:03What are we doing?
01:09:13Oh!
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:15What the hell are you doing?
01:09:17I knew she was a perv!
01:09:19She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
01:09:21Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
01:09:25Are you insane?
01:09:26Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
01:09:30He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
01:09:36endogenic cryomorphy.
01:09:38Yeah, right!
01:09:38I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
01:09:41Oh, okay.
01:09:42I've studied every disease known to man, right?
01:09:45I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
01:09:48And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
01:09:56Chris?
01:10:03It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
01:10:05What?
01:10:07What?
01:10:07So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
01:10:14Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
01:10:19I agree.
01:10:20I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
01:10:22what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
01:10:26We are all certified.
01:10:28But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
01:10:32She's right about everything.
01:10:35Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
01:10:40And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
01:10:44Endogenic cryomorphie.
01:10:45Oh.
01:10:46And of course none of you have heard of it.
01:10:48Because I just discovered it.
01:10:50This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
01:10:55The chances are a billion to one.
01:10:56A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
01:10:59But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
01:11:04What a bunch of baloney.
01:11:06I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
01:11:10Precisely.
01:11:11You are just a scamming prostitute.
01:11:14You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
01:11:18I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
01:11:22Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
01:11:26And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
01:11:30which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
01:11:34Is that supposed to be a challenge?
01:11:35Oh my god.
01:11:38If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
01:11:42I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
01:11:44Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
01:11:49What is that supposed to mean?
01:11:50It means you're being schooled by me.
01:11:52And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
01:11:56Then let's have a bet.
01:11:58If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
01:12:03And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
01:12:08I don't know, I don't know.
01:12:10These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
01:12:14You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
01:12:17Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
01:12:21There's too many lives at stake.
01:12:24Don't worry, I got this.
01:12:29It's a deal.
01:12:31I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
01:12:33No one is dying on my watch.
01:12:40Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
01:12:48Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
01:12:51Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
01:13:03I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
01:13:07I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
01:13:10I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
01:13:14Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
01:13:19Don't listen to her. She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench
01:13:26off of her.
01:13:27Firstly, this is called greatness.
01:13:30Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
01:13:38What? Did you just call me?
01:13:42There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
01:13:47Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
01:13:50Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
01:13:56Oh, yeah?
01:13:57Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
01:14:00Well, put down the dog!
01:14:01With pleasure.
01:14:18Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:14:24You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
01:14:29She's been poisoned!
01:14:31It was her!
01:14:33Do you see any poison on me?
01:14:35Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
01:14:38but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
01:14:42This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
01:14:45Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
01:14:47Of course.
01:14:48I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
01:14:52If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
01:15:11Why is she spitting blood?
01:15:13This wasn't supposed to happen!
01:15:15I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
01:15:19This is what I call malpractice.
01:15:23This isn't fatal. She'll live.
01:15:25But she deserves a little punishment.
01:15:28Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
01:15:30Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
01:15:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
01:15:35You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
01:15:39Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
01:15:44Let's go for our dip, shall we?
01:15:49General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
01:15:54Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
01:15:58Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
01:16:01If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
01:16:08All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
01:16:12Let's get to the end.
01:16:15Okay.
01:16:35So
01:16:41let's open it.
01:16:42Then
01:17:13You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
01:17:18Exactly.
01:17:19What if she gets pregnant by him?
01:17:21She could blackmail you for millions.
01:17:25That's what I would do if I was that poor.
01:17:27And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:17:34Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:17:37We have to have faith.
01:17:39Where did you actually find this little life?
01:17:42Uh, on the streets?
01:17:45Are you shitting me?
01:17:47You found this bum on the streets?
01:17:49Are you nuts?
01:17:50You don't know her.
01:17:51You don't know her background.
01:17:53She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:17:54That is it, General.
01:17:55You have to go in and stop this now.
01:17:57You're right.
01:17:58That's it.
01:17:58I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:18:01James, let's go.
01:18:02Yes, sir.
01:18:05Oh, my God.
01:18:06Oh!