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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:37This is the end of the tunnel!
00:38This is a dream!
00:39This is the end of the tunnel!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you.
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't suck.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:17I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:23He tracked me.
05:24He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again, and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan Hoop, speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:39Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:52Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:07But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:05Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiance, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:25Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins,
12:30even Olympus will bow to me.
12:40I got careless, diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it,
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden applesap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:01I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:43You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liara.
15:03We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:27I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:02Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:04Whee!
16:05Whee!
16:07Whee!
16:07Whee!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:30Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39You ruined my meal!
16:41The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57Bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:06Go!
17:11Run from the Lercyon Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:23You...Posei?!
17:24That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead!
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya, your powers are bad-ass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:50Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait.
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08What about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20Sp caught up there.
18:21I'm gosh.
18:23I'm too.
18:24I can't go away.
18:29Go!
18:30Go!
18:31Jump!
18:31Go!
18:32Hey, for your!"
18:35Go!
18:36Go!
18:37Go!
18:42Okay...
18:42Go!
18:45Go!
18:47Go!
18:48Go!
18:48Go!
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:25enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:03my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:55you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:56dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:38kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27i'm gonna have some fun
26:28such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:01you
27:02lilly
27:09huddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:47You okay, babe?
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:56No!
28:58No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh!
29:24Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:50Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:01Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:05And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra.
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:55Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing.
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:28We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Yew!
36:03Let me try again.
36:04I love you.
36:05What do you say?
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