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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy Full EP
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:43You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor.
00:03:47You need to school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:51Chill.
00:05:53Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26What?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49I'm sorry.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you something happened and I lost the game I thought I'd never see you
00:08:09again I think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what I think it is
00:08:16is I want to
00:08:18be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god I honestly
00:08:26want that
00:08:27more than anything you're my soulmate I like you so much okay well since we're dating now um I'm ready
00:08:34to send my photo really yeah get ready okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but
00:08:51all my
00:08:52online friends said it's cool PG-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:13okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:20oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:30don't look at me I'm trying not for viable are we I don't think you're supposed to do it like
00:09:35that
00:09:35get out now
00:09:37fine
00:09:38ow damn it
00:09:43come on
00:09:45come on
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:47It's fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I'm not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:14Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh, shit.
00:12:32Yo, what's going on?
00:12:33Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:52Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:33Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
00:13:41Oh my god.
00:13:45Oh my god.
00:13:47Oh my god.
00:13:50Oh my god.
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:54Get off your feet!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:58Oh my god.
00:14:01Oh my god.
00:14:02Stop, stop, stop.
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:20Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Maybe he's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:02Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No.
00:16:25I'm not into this guy.
00:16:26I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:36Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met him in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:43After school.
00:16:44At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:17Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:21Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:43Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:23But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:28Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:23So you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:59It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:03AA-?
00:20:06Take
00:20:06her, you're going to record this.
00:20:15didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore don't think you have
00:20:18leverage here so tell your mom how fucked up you are you want to hold that thing next to
00:20:23your face and do what i say i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it let's go what are you looking at
00:20:45got it let's go
00:20:54uh thank you wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:02why do you keep following me around i just
00:21:06i happen to see you were you waiting on someone yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:15well he he kind of stood me up so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22maybe you gotta do it nice today cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so
00:21:33am i that annoying maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers are you trying to play with
00:21:38my feelings cole edness because it's not gonna work
00:21:40i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe
00:21:58you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:04i understand better than you think cole understands me better than i think
00:22:11does he
00:22:14now you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:28no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35in the game oh in the game huh
00:22:45why does he have to smell so good
00:22:51are you that slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:06i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that
00:23:12he's smart and he's kind and he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:48it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:56you live such a tough life
00:24:02what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me
00:24:07but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:14why didn't you come to school today i got into a car accident really are you okay you have to
00:24:21keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right who nobody which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't i look miserable now you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so so are we going to prom together
00:24:38oh yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04you
00:25:05oh you oh me why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl people think
00:25:12you're really
00:25:13lucky to be lucky to be my lab partner i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:23you finished it
00:25:25it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:29i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh how close are you with your mom
00:25:35what is he trying to do
00:25:37it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:40i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so are you going to prom
00:25:58uh i did well i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:03or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me jealous
00:26:06me jealous no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:12you are so full of yourself you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:20it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour i'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:25i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28sorry am i that bad
00:26:30i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34or maybe trust me
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:11why don't you regret it
00:27:14you know we can do more if you want
00:27:39i think you know how much i want you
00:27:45do you want me
00:27:47i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:00oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this locker are you two okay
00:28:06oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:19what didn't happen
00:28:20hey wait it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:25can you still play after your accident
00:28:27relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:38get out of here
00:28:51and then i'll see you
00:28:53go
00:28:54i'll see you
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:00You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:10I can't do this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait!
00:29:14Oh, shit.
00:29:19What's up, Gus?
00:29:21Um,
00:29:23we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:44He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Well, you gotta say, get out of your bro.
00:29:58You came to my table, bro.
00:30:00And knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:24I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:29Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:36Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:43Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:06I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:19Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude,
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh my god.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:29Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:45And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:48So.
00:33:49How romantic.
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:57Oh, here they come.
00:34:00If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08And the Dean's List.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:21Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:29Haley?
00:34:35Haley?
00:34:38Geez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:34:59Haley, I...
00:35:13Haley, I...
00:35:16Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:20He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because...
00:35:28I...
00:35:29Pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31Hmm.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just tell him I'm gonna promise Jake.
00:35:53Move!
00:35:55Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh...
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20Alright, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really?
00:36:22Like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:24Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:34Hey Hal.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was...
00:36:43So...
00:36:44Sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52Uh...
00:36:52Hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Oh shit!
00:37:05Look at him!
00:37:06Oh shit!
00:37:07Come on!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh my god!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:33I mean, Jake.
00:37:34I've got to save Jake.
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh my god!
00:37:42Principal Stevens!
00:37:43I'm so sorry!
00:37:45Hailey Rock!
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:49Don't be late.
00:38:05Cole.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:10It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:14The locker thing?
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:24No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:27I don't know why though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:30You know,
00:38:32I thought of that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:39I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh my god.
00:39:08I am so fed up with this.
00:39:22Oops.
00:39:28Sorry.
00:39:29I tripped.
00:39:31No.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jack.
00:39:33What?
00:39:33It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:40They're both dead.
00:39:43How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you...
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen!
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirm is burning!
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today after school.
00:40:19Oh.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:35Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey.
00:40:40You didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um.
00:41:05Ella.
00:41:06It's...
00:41:07Emma.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:08That's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey.
00:41:20It's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No.
00:41:26It's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And...
00:41:43I'm sure...
00:41:44You're really important to him.
00:41:54You know, Cole...
00:41:56If you look past...
00:41:57All that hair gel and...
00:42:00Big ol' ego and...
00:42:02Rich kid bravara.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:03I-I get it.
00:42:07You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey.
00:42:13Look at that.
00:42:15Oh my god.
00:42:19Oh my god.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Ugh.
00:42:28What is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:31Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh...
00:42:49Morning, belly whore!
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore? What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh my god, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Hey Valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go. Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:02Oh no, it wasn't me. It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:07What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:10What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey everyone, I think Valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:18Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:46Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:51I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're Guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh my God.
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie.
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:22Why would you do that?
00:45:23Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:24Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:29Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:33Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal.
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:50All right!
00:45:50All right!
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:54Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:09It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ.
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:16Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:21I care.
00:46:23And...
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:36Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:39Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:42You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:45End of discussion.
00:46:52Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:46:59You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42You got this, Haley?
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:50You look beautiful.
00:47:54Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01Oh, my God.
00:48:03Just go.
00:48:03There's something in there.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:23You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:25They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:43Valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:49Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:48:59Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:05Those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:26Is there a fire?
00:49:28Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Call?
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37So you two.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:42Oh, my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Haley, wait.
00:50:51Haley, look.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:56you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:03Obviously.
00:51:04The wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:31Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:48My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:00Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:07Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Hey, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:18I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:26I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:39Fuck this.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:08I know who you are.
00:53:09Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down.
00:53:33One down.
00:53:34One to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lumpers together.
00:53:43I love it.
00:53:44I love it.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmond.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:50And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:59But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmonds, today could be that day.
00:54:23And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:25so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:50Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:06Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a wizard.
00:55:17Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:19I just need some time alone.
00:55:28Open the door.
00:55:30Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:54I was.
00:55:55Look, I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:11Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal
00:56:47to him and...
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I...
00:56:54I mean, I...
00:56:56I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped it.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:03You were always there for me.
00:57:07You hadn't.
00:57:09You're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh...
00:57:16One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:19Huh?
00:57:20I don't.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:24I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:26You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:30I'm so real, you.
00:57:32Just be on me.
00:57:35I'm so real, you.
00:57:37I'm so real, you.
00:57:38I'm so real, you.
00:57:38I'm so real, you.
00:57:38I'm so real, you.
00:57:39I'm so real, you.
00:57:39I'm so real, you.
00:57:39I'm so real, you.
00:57:40I'm so real, you.
00:57:42Just be on me.
00:57:50Okay, so...
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:54Would do again.
00:57:56Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh...
00:58:05I'll take that as a win.
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:14Mm-hmm.
00:58:15Oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20No, I'll just...
00:58:21I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:26No more time.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:31Um...
00:58:31Is it promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:58:39But...
00:58:40The real question is...
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier.
00:58:48But...
00:58:48Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God.
00:58:50Please don't mention his name again.
00:58:51I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:04and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought...
00:59:13Only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh...
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you...
00:59:22might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds.
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:37Cole?
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Cole?
00:59:41Are you here?
00:59:42Fuck.
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds.
00:59:44You can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:46I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh...
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My god, Haley.
01:00:31You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:40for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4220 more minutes.
01:00:44I'm not in.
01:00:46I do.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:52to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:05Thank you!
01:01:06Oh my god!
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:10Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win?
01:01:14Right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh my god!
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole!
01:01:26Haley's fine.
01:01:27Yes, what did you get?
01:01:28Yes.
01:01:33Hey, uh...
01:01:33Most time that's up.
01:01:34No.
01:01:36But...
01:01:36Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah!
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:42Ew!
01:01:43Literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Hell yeah!
01:01:46Language!
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little...
01:01:49pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on!
01:01:51Everyone say it with me!
01:01:52Pervy princess!
01:01:54Pervy princess!
01:01:55Pervy princess!
01:01:57Pervy princess!
01:02:01Wait...
01:02:01Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can!
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy!
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit!
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:54I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship!
01:03:08You lied to me!
01:03:16You lied!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:22Oh!
01:03:23Oh!
01:03:23Oh!
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:56You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:06And you can accept that?
01:04:08I'll make my own path.
01:04:09And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:27I'm so proud of you.
01:04:30I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:39I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:43Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Oh, yeah.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:51Yeah, well done so much!
01:04:53Yeah!
01:04:54Yeah, you do.
01:04:59I won't be there again, but...
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