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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:37I'm gonna die.
00:00:42I'm gonna die.
00:00:46Ah!
00:00:50Ah!
00:00:52Ah!
00:00:54Ah!
00:00:56Ah!
00:00:58Ah!
00:00:58Ah!
00:00:58Oh, my God.
00:01:37Oh, my God.
00:01:59Oh, my God.
00:02:03Oh, my God.
00:02:09Oh, my God.
00:02:11Come on.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:12Get up.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:49I'll have my revenge.
00:03:19I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50I'll have my revenge.
00:03:51Let it go.
00:03:52Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:17But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:30You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:51No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here, permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:31I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45Hi.
00:05:47Hello.
00:05:48Hello.
00:05:49Hello?
00:05:57Hello.
00:06:01Hello.
00:06:06Hello.
00:06:22Oh, get some memory.
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day, that's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess.
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:34Hey, look, let them in you.
00:07:43Oh
00:08:14Oh
00:08:43Oh
00:09:15Let's get out of here
00:09:20After them
00:09:56I'm Evie
00:09:58Deathstalker
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:14I'm Evie
00:10:16They're Evie
00:10:16They're Evie
00:10:19Evie
00:10:21Evie
00:10:22Evie
00:10:22Evie
00:10:23Evie
00:10:47you're good helps in my line of work what line of work is that oh i like to call it
00:10:54the wealth
00:10:55redistribution business oh so you rob from the rich and give to the poor no i rob from the rich
00:11:00and
00:11:00pretty much keep it do you think we lost them you got to get up pretty early in the morning
00:11:06to catch
00:11:06the prince of thieves it is pretty early in the morning
00:11:29hold it which way they go let her know you go north i'll have some i'll double back we'll meet
00:11:34here
00:11:34but find them
00:11:44yep i think we finally lost them
00:11:49starving here just a second haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the boots
00:11:58here try it it's my specialty oh your specialty huh
00:12:04like it
00:12:17thank you that was great great boy you must have really been hungry
00:12:21mm-hmm more oh no couldn't eat another bite couldn't eat another bite i know i kind of
00:12:28messed things up for you before
00:12:33excuse me just struck me funny but i'm willing to make it up to you i'm listening
00:12:39i can tell your future no really i'm a seer it's a gift i've had since childhood
00:12:45okay things can't get much worse i guess shoot spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:59i want to keep that to a minimum i see you embarking on a heroic quest
00:13:03it shall become legend and storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages
00:13:09well i sure hope they get my name right
00:13:11an image is coming to me yes i see it so clear a young woman no a princess a princess
00:13:22she rich
00:13:23she's calling to you help me help me death stalker only you can save me she's in trouble oh big
00:13:32trouble
00:13:33a matter of life or death
00:13:37what i see someone else dark and evil this is bad this is real bad the princess is being
00:13:46imprisoned by jerak an evil sorcerer are there any other kind he's also a great swordsman
00:13:54even greater than death stalker better than me wait he's laughing at you come and get me death stalker
00:14:03if you dare what this sorcerer where do i find him in the land of jaffir where the hell is
00:14:11that
00:14:12oh it's a long and perilous journey oh figures many dangers witches dragons ogres
00:14:18must got down on the tourist trade you shall confront them all emerge victorious
00:14:23and reap a fabulous reward the all c9 never lies
00:14:29and this is going to get me into the legends
00:14:32right up there with conan
00:14:33oh
00:14:37whoa
00:14:41sorry you all right yes what about the reward when i know more you know more
00:14:47well that settles it then i'm out of here
00:14:50where are you going
00:14:52let's go i'm not getting any younger you know
00:14:55go to jaffir now
00:14:58you got it sis
00:15:00wait a minute well wait a minute
00:15:03there's still more soup
00:15:20next
00:15:36throw a wave pretending to be a princess who would believe it
00:15:41why don't you just kill her
00:15:46evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:52i created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:57unfortunately i haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:03in other words if she dies
00:16:07you die but once i've made a few minor adjustments in the formula i can duplicate anyone then eliminate the
00:16:14original
00:16:14now my dear please run along these brief practice sessions are the only leisure i allow myself
00:16:21and i enjoy them so much more
00:16:23alone
00:16:27i'll be in my chamber
00:16:29waiting
00:16:30as you wish my dear
00:16:31as you wish
00:16:34next
00:16:39sultana
00:16:41you know how i hate standing in line
00:16:43you look marvelous
00:16:45lovely as a rose
00:16:47we can dispense with the pleasantries
00:16:49if you don't mind
00:16:50after what you've done to me i'd hardly call this visit a pleasure
00:16:54whatever do you mean my dear
00:16:55you never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help
00:17:00let alone get rid of the real one
00:17:02you were paid handsomely
00:17:04i did not come here to bicker with you jerak my dear
00:17:06i have a proposition for you
00:17:09you wish to have the princess evie return to you
00:17:11i wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here
00:17:16i have a man shadowing them now
00:17:18doubtless you'll remember chin the buccaneer
00:17:20chin the one eye
00:17:22the man's a second-rate amateur
00:17:24in any event you will assist him
00:17:26evie is mine
00:17:27and the meddler
00:17:28death stalker
00:17:31death stalker
00:17:33oh very well he's yours
00:17:35enjoy
00:17:35done
00:17:38always a pleasure sultana
00:17:40likewise i'm sure
00:17:41next
00:18:11which way oh mighty oracle
00:18:13why do they call you the prince of thieves
00:18:17i'm the best
00:18:18but you're not a real prince
00:18:19which way
00:18:21the west road
00:18:23are you sure
00:18:24absolutely
00:18:25the crystal ball never lets me down
00:18:27the west road
00:18:29you sure about that
00:18:31the west road
00:18:34if you had the chance to marry a real princess
00:18:36would you do it
00:18:37no i wouldn't
00:18:38why not
00:18:39because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman
00:18:42always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off
00:19:02give it to me chin what do you got
00:19:04death stalkers as good as in the grave
00:19:06look sailor don't carve a tombstone so readily
00:19:10he has as many lives as a cat
00:19:12and remember the last one belongs to me
00:19:16if he's made of flesh and blood
00:19:18he can die
00:19:19never underestimate the strength of an enemy
00:19:22especially an accomplished fighter like stalker
00:19:25you telling me how to do my job sultana
00:19:27just giving you some friendly advice
00:19:29well keep it to yourself
00:19:30i'll bring stalker to you on a platter
00:19:32like a piece of raw meat
00:19:35oh yeah
00:19:36yeah
00:19:36i've got just the butchers to do it
00:19:40say hello to crazy auto reingold
00:19:42the mad prussian
00:19:43solely responsible for the lemurian massacres
00:19:46that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless
00:19:48i'm sure you recognize ed the hedge shemansky
00:19:51five years on the genghis khan strike force
00:19:53part-time consultant to attila the hun
00:19:55next john the baptist bombasso
00:19:58drowning the specialty
00:19:59beside him nick the crippler of cashmere
00:20:03i think his name says it all
00:20:04and last but not least a real find
00:20:07buddy footstool rosa
00:20:09only recently dismissed by ivan the terrible
00:20:12for excessive brutality
00:20:16still skeptical
00:20:17you bet i am
00:20:21suit yourself
00:20:23come on boys
00:20:33okay men
00:20:34let him have it
00:20:43most men but don't kill not yet
00:20:46you bet i am
00:20:46i am
00:20:47i am
00:20:50a
00:20:50i am
00:21:15a
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:43Hi.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where you going?
00:22:24Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:23:00I want to get you on.
00:23:02No!
00:23:10No!
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:44Oh, my God.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:37or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and, uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want to know?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, Stalker!
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, Stalker!
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should've listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that I will.
00:26:02me.
00:26:19I'll kill you!
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when legends told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legends told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered, my hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:22Come on in, what are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerick.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once, even
00:30:15for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh? You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:49Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:30:59Stalker!
00:31:02Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:05Stalker!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:21Stalker!
00:31:23Stalker!
00:31:35Stalker!
00:31:50Stalker!
00:31:52Stalker!
00:32:02Stalker!
00:32:04Stalker!
00:32:22Stalker!
00:32:34Stalker!
00:32:35Stalker!
00:32:36Stalker!
00:32:39Stalker!
00:32:42Stalker!
00:32:54Stalker!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards!
00:33:11Gards!
00:33:17No, no!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Not too bad at the police party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:45I won't bite.
00:34:28You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarek guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The reward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west at a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four's not bad.
00:36:28Uh, why I oughta...
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:48Let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot like Evie of Jafir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me? A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina. Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah. Her name's Rina, alright. Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well. Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah, uh, well.
00:37:33Now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again.
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:42The girl may go.
00:37:43No.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you, you have heard of me.
00:37:50Oh, yes.
00:37:53Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial.
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on, let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay, okay, I'm going. Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker?
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws,
00:38:45we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent,
00:38:51in this contest,
00:38:54shall be none other than Gorgo,
00:38:57our fiercest warrior,
00:38:59and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:04I could beat her with my eyes, Carter.
00:39:09Gorgo!
00:39:10Come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:17Shut up!
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26Gorgo!
00:39:29Gorgo!
00:39:30Gorgo!
00:39:32Gorgo!
00:39:33Gorgo!
00:39:34Gorgo!
00:39:35Gorgo!
00:39:35Gorgo!
00:39:36Gorgo!
00:39:38Gorgo!
00:39:38Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:48Gorgo!
00:39:49Gorgo!
00:39:50Gorgo!
00:39:51This is, of course,
00:39:53a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58No mercy.
00:40:01Well?
00:40:03May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:22Do you have to go groups?
00:40:26Oh, come on.
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27Alright.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:34Whoa!
00:40:34Gorgo!
00:40:36Gorgo!
00:40:39Gorgo!
00:40:40Gorgo!
00:40:41Gorgo!
00:40:42Gorgo!
00:40:44Gorgo!
00:40:49Gorgo!
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you've got to do, stay away from her, wear out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34What are you getting, tiger?
00:41:52Oh, not the hair, not the hair.
00:41:55Oh, my God. Anything that's a hair.
00:42:05Get up. Okay, come on.
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up, and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:51Five more.
00:42:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:42:56Go!
00:42:58Go!
00:43:01Go!
00:43:03Ready?
00:43:09Go fooling trajectory.
00:43:13Ready?
00:43:15Come on!
00:43:21Come on!
00:43:22Come on!
00:43:29Come on!
00:43:31Come on!
00:43:32Come on!
00:43:32Come on!
00:43:34Come on!
00:43:34Come on!
00:43:35Come on!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:38This is what I want to know.
00:43:39Just put it in my hands.
00:43:41Put it in my hands.
00:43:47Oh, my God.
00:44:13No, no!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! What are you doing? This is a fight
00:45:07to the death!
00:45:07Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:29Wait! Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:39Well, not a very good one. But I am a princess. Or I was. Jerk made a double of me,
00:45:46put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot? Didn't you think I might
00:46:00help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here! No! What in the hell did I say?
00:46:28Kitty, darling.
00:46:30I'm kidding, I was waiting to run while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Kitty, darling! Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want? I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor. Thank you.
00:47:52It works.
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:06Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stomper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:33No.
00:48:39There he is.
00:48:40You've seen Death Stomper?
00:48:40You've seen Death Stomper?
00:48:40No.
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:41Let's go.
00:49:11Now, we'll drink them to your magnificent battle tonight.
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:36Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker.
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You gotta be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no.
00:50:16That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony?
00:50:21What ceremony?
00:50:22Our wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me.
00:50:36Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh, no, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You!
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh.
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:52You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:15Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker!
00:52:45I'm all four, of course.
00:52:49Ah!
00:52:54Ah!
00:53:07Yeah!
00:53:11Yeah!
00:53:15Ah!
00:53:16Uh, uh, uh.
00:53:23Eh, no!
00:53:31Uh!
00:53:31Ah!
00:53:47Socker!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:58Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:25Around the earth?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:38Stalker, I've got a feeling.
00:56:40Don't say it.
00:56:40Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't have possibly attained my current position
00:57:20by playing Sarah.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought she was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:57:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:11I think we're revived.
00:58:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52It doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:01:22And now you're mine, stalker.
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:19Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:21Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:57Let's shoot!
01:03:04Let's shoot!
01:03:05Boy!
01:03:06Oh, boy!
01:03:08Boy!
01:03:09Boy!
01:03:10Boy!
01:03:12Boy!
01:03:12Boy!
01:03:15Boy!
01:03:17Boy!
01:03:17Boy!
01:03:18Boy!
01:03:19Boy!
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:58Come on.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck because you're gonna need it.
01:04:48Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you gonna do?
01:05:46Can't tell ya.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:51Oh.
01:05:51Oh.
01:05:57There's only room for one princess.
01:05:59Oh.
01:06:00Oh.
01:06:03Oh.
01:06:05Oh.
01:06:05Come on.
01:06:06Oh.
01:06:06Oh.
01:06:08Oh.
01:06:09Oh.
01:06:11Oh.
01:06:15Oh.
01:06:18Oh.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:44Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:36Ahh!
01:08:39Ahh!
01:08:46Ahh!
01:08:49Ah!
01:09:04Come on!
01:09:09Oh!
01:09:13Oh!
01:09:17Ah!
01:09:29Oh, my God!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:31Up.
01:11:23Yes, Tom.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:36It's all to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:08Uh...
01:12:09We won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26Go.
01:12:31Yeah, I swear.
01:12:33Yes!
01:12:34You're the same!
01:12:34What are ya?
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