00:00:05This is the one that I'm going to say is that
00:00:07the most popular thing is that
00:00:07we're going to kill it.
00:00:11We're not talking about the most.
00:00:12No.
00:00:13It's not that you're going to kill it.
00:00:15It's not that the most.
00:00:17What?
00:00:17That's what?
00:00:19If we're just going to kill it,
00:00:22we're going to kill it all over the next.
00:00:24We're going to kill it.
00:00:28Because it's not that it's going to be a waste of the air.
00:00:29Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
00:00:31Oh, my God.
00:00:32Oh, my God.
00:00:33Oh, my God, this is you for the
00:00:35to take me up for this camera.
00:00:37You're obviously a young person.
00:00:39But you can't do this for yourself.
00:00:43It's a big thing.
00:00:45I'm so sorry.
00:00:46This is your friend.
00:00:46Please, tell me.
00:00:48I'm so sorry.
00:00:48I'm gonna be so sorry.
00:00:49I'm gonna be so sorry.
00:00:51Oh, Gia, do you trust me?
00:01:00What happened to you?
00:01:01What happened to me?
00:01:02You're too late to get my失望!
00:01:04What happened to me?
00:01:05What happened to you?
00:01:07How'd you get up?
00:01:08I'm no longer. Why are you trying to get up?
00:01:13I'm no longer.
00:01:15I'm no longer.
00:01:17I'm no longer.
00:01:20I'm still alive.
00:01:21I'm still alive.
00:01:24This is what?
00:01:27It's the first time I'm going to be a kid.
00:01:29The time is still on the floor.
00:01:32I'm back to the stage.
00:01:36I'm back to the stage.
00:01:37I'm going to be doing something.
00:01:39I can't believe I can.
00:01:40I can't believe I can.
00:01:41I can't believe I can.
00:01:41I'm going to be doing a little bit.
00:01:43It's like a kid.
00:01:46I ran out of school.
00:01:48I'm going to be doing a few times.
00:01:50I was going to be a kid.
00:01:54Now, I'm going to keep up with my own friends.
00:01:57面穿也被雪山山脚打
00:01:59直到后来我才知道 只要身体里戒肠
00:02:02我的心声 却会被他听得一起寝重
00:02:06这也是 我绝对不会再让杯子重演
00:02:10安主你怎样了
00:02:12同学们都安静一下 此次考试事关重大
00:02:16第一名除了能直接获得
00:02:18清北的保研资格之外
00:02:19还将会收到 宋氏集团的
00:02:22晚年邀请函
00:02:23啊什么 又是宋家 又是宋家 我可得好好看 宋是 青圈一首这天的宋家 去的那可是顶级的名门全怪 谁要是拿到了 谁就一步登天了 我就当谁这么凶 那还要问吧 肯定是咱们莎莎 她可是公认的学神 再说了 宋金宇 那可是顶级帅哥 跟咱们莎莎绝配 嗯 对 你们别这么说啊
00:02:48林小霞同学 她也很厉害啊
00:02:52这次谁得第一名 还不一定呢老师
00:03:07我能换个位置吗 这里太冷了那你省个没人的位置吗小霞
00:03:13我们一起加油不要了 她又在偷听我的新声音伙主您好
00:03:15欢迎你绑进新声修改新头
00:03:18徐莎谁
00:03:21谁在说话 是我被逼到初幻觉的吗黑小霞
00:03:28你是不是有病啊本次成声不带证证修改新声系统
00:03:33请问是否开启原来真的有气吗 立刻开启新声修改能力以激活
00:03:36请速度下达修改指令
00:03:38很简单 把我脑子引内正确的爱 全换成错误徐莎莎
00:03:53好好享受我为你精心准备的大人吗小霞 你是不是还在生我们的气啊看吧
00:03:56她这就是极度 自己拿不到奖
00:03:58就牵动于莎莎
00:03:59真是心灵啊冷静
00:04:03林小夏现在的你
00:04:07已经不是上一时那个热人宰割的傻瓜老师 对不起
00:04:09我刚刚有点滴血糖了徐莎莎同学
00:04:12你没事吧 是我不相信没 没事好了好了 马上就要开始考试了都回到自己位置上去
00:04:21终于考场纪律平时大气都不敢喘
00:04:23今天怎么怪怪的呢
00:04:25算了 等我抄完你的答案 拿到宋室的央选案我们就是两个世界的人徐莎莎
00:04:41真正的游戏开始了系统
00:04:45从现在开始将所有选择题的新生 全部修改为C知道
00:04:48所有答案 全部改为C第二题
00:04:52选C
00:04:53第三题 也选C怎么不是
00:05:01又选C连续都选C等到
00:05:02他知道我在读取新手不可能
00:05:09他根本不知道也许这次考试的答案就是这么巧他的成绩从来没错过系统
00:05:15修改新生为金属管道预留伸缩缝是因为
00:05:19要应对热缩冷帐的物理现象热缩冷帐
00:05:20不是要让我缩吗
00:05:22算了 这件肯定有不错的超级完事完美
00:05:41这次考试成绩第一名
00:05:50宋师的邀请函都是我的了林小霞还真得谢谢你这个蠢货为我哭好了通往善流社会的路
00:05:53好好得意吧你爬的越高
00:06:01只会摔的月子时间差不多了我的大功能给送完了老师老师
00:06:02我要交卷
00:06:14果然 全都是错系统真的修改了我的心事考试结束
00:06:20所有考生停止答题考试结束
00:06:22所有考生停止答题
00:06:42这次考试好难啊真的吗我感觉很简单我半个小时我就写完了莎莎你也太厉害了吧不像某些人极限复习一晚就吃错所有知识点真不懂室友为啥要熬一整个学期她口中的室友就是我商业室就是真
00:07:11我一生差一分上清北好遗憾啊哇女学什么啊我发大了她就在了她就在了她就在了她就在了她就在了她就在了她就在了网上随便找一张截图这群傻子就信了以后学校的风云人物就是我许莎莎说到可惜啊最可惜的是李小霞同学她分数晚上清北但为了照顾中兵的奶奶
00:07:40才选择了我们身边卧槽这才是知识学神的人美心善反了反了想瞎出去才是我们学习的榜样上一世只因为导人在班级群里透露了我的高考成绩她觉得我抢了她的风所以从我入学的第一天起她就已经把我当成了她的眼中定处心激励地想让我毁跳过的一期希望这次考试成绩出来之后你还能那么高高在上小霞
00:08:05希望你们如愿拿到保研名额我在清北大学等你金鱼今天考试听老师说第一名能拿到你们宋师晚宴的邀请函这是怎么回事这当然是我特地为灵学霸准备的呀我想在晚宴上向整个京师公开我们的关系上一世就是因为我的疏忽让许莎莎叫你从我身边夺走属于我的东西
00:08:13就算我要扔掉也轮不到她来进小霞你是在跟男朋友聊天吗你干什么
00:08:26李小霞我们莎莎就是关心你凶什么呀啊你男朋友是不是特拿不住手啊三年了也没见你公开过我的私事没必要向你们交代我看他遮遮掩掩的样子
00:08:55什么就是见不到人你们别这么说小霞万一人家男朋友很优秀只是不想被打扰呢不过对你们这么一说连我都很好奇你的男朋友到底是啥呀他要碰我了气头快修改我的新手气头把我请你送进你的形象改成三百斤长得丑家里还负债了你的胖子小霞的男朋友
00:09:25肯定是有什么难言之隐吧咱们呀就别戳人家痛处了像这样的剑人就该配这种幼稠的穷废守护宋金鱼只是第一步上的是我这场竞赛里不有妖魔身败的能力这一次我会用精心准备的不容就怕我偷不及小霞你也要参加这个竞赛吗有什么问题吗没什么只是有些意外要不我们组队吧反正以前参加竞赛
00:09:52也是你抄袭我的成果哎呀小霞我说漏嘴了到底是谁抄袭你心里清楚哎呀我们莎莎就是太大的可是这种娃气有什么好说的她哪来那么大力还敢烦咬一口林小霞你从头到脚哪一件东西不是偷我们莎莎的站住谁让你走了莎莎跟你说话呢曲莎莎管好你的你说谁是偷谁接话我说谁的
00:10:42你说是不是很神奇啊我们莎莎那可是天才灵感多的都用不完哪像某些人除了抄袭什么都不会吧还在那装什么情高啊还不赶紧过来跟我们莎莎道歉啊灵感自己从脑子里冒出好啊你敢打我对啊这个就是我对你道歉的方式满意了吗以后再敢揉或者让你的狗在这乱叫下一集我撕烂的就是你这招
00:11:12假猩猩的脸林同学我已收到你的项目书有空来我办公室聊聊林小霞你莎莎你看他可恶的林小霞什么时候变得这么硬气你们先回宿舍我还有点事林小霞可惜你现在做的一切
00:11:35都是为我自己我看还能想到什么时候小霞我刚才找你你这份项目计划书写的不错呀教授这个只是我的初步构想可能还有很多不成熟的地方需要慢慢改进不你的思路啊非常的清晰尤其是在数据模型的建立上很有冲心性
00:11:47刚好啊我这里有个比赛你要参赛国奖稳了保颜名额也肯定是板上钉钉真的吗教授参加竞赛获得国奖还能保颜啊
00:12:07当然啊林小霞不管你再在你这些女人最后你都会顺你对好那我就先不劳烦你了教授再见小霞跟教授聊完了看你这么高兴项目很顺利吧我的项目顺不顺利跟你有关系吗啊小霞
00:12:33你是不是还在生我气啊他们不是故意这么说的他果然又来偷我的思路他又在偷我的思路上一时我熬了一个月的夜写出的代表就是这样为他轻易窃取最后被污蔑被停血被所有人唾弃这也是我要把你偷走的一片一片的从你身上拨下来让你尝尝什么脚生不如死
00:13:03小霞对不起啊是我太着急了我只是不想我们之间有隔阂我们和好吧以后公平竞争我不该这么对你说话的很好你只是想要窃取我的思路吧既然你这么喜欢的功那我就送你一片绝对完美笑好了什么这个思路
00:13:33简直是为这次比赛量吃点点做的太完美了我突然想起来我还有些事我先走了嗯小霞你真是个蠢你绞尽脑汁想出来的东西他偷来排射许莎莎你抄的可是一片极具开创性的高智能文大赛这天你要好好表现可千万不要让我失望太晚了
00:13:53啊这么厉害莎莎你简直就是神这么复杂的架构你一个下午就写出来了这逻辑这算法完美的简直跟教科书一样这次保研你肯定稳人呐只要灵感来了
00:14:06啊挡都挡不住这次有你在那个林小霞算什么我看他这次啊又是想办法抄你的梦林小霞好好享受这最后一半了明天的你
00:14:25就会想很好等着费务不太出戏
00:14:34真是一群蠢国林小霞这个贱人不来我怎么知道演讲的内容是实呢下面有请许莎莎同学团队进行项目答辩
00:15:03第一个就是我莎莎加油这个贱人怎么还不来小霞你怎么才来马上就到我演讲了怎么我不来你连话都不会说吗还是说我才是你的领导你你在胡说八道什么我只是想跟你公平竞争我知道
00:15:32林同学对我有些误会可我没想到你会这么想我李小霞你是少在那自作多情我们莎莎就是关心同学还真把自己当盘菜莎莎别为这种宠妇浪费感情快去跟下边关于你这种垃圾废话真是浪费的事情等我用你的脑子购买我的毫无处产品你连给我的提携都会来好了小霞别闹了答辩要请你的项目
00:15:48应该准备得很充分吧非常完美哼非常完美等我演讲完你的方案不管是宝颜名额还是婉颜邀请函都会是我的了
00:16:09而你呢只配被我抬的脚底下系统从现在开始不要修改我的轻身我要一字不大的全送给你各位评委老师同学们下午好今天我们小组给大家带来的是
00:16:23基于星链模型的分布式智能算法优化讲吧雪莎莎把你从我心里到的东西一字不差地讲出来我们的核心创新在于引入了星链模型
00:16:53通过对数据节点进行飞线型重构能够极大地提升运算效率莎莎太厉害了这思维在重底何止国奖我觉得在国际上都能拿奖综上所述这就是我们团队的全部成果我的答辩到此结束答辩人我们的核心创新在于我们的核心创新在于我们的核心创新在于我们的核心创新在于引入了星链模型通过对数据节点通过对数据节点进行飞线型重构能够极大地提升运算效率
00:17:23李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远李清远
00:17:25I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:17:27Yes.
00:17:28We're too angry.
00:17:30You're too angry.
00:17:31You're too nervous.
00:17:32You're too nervous.
00:17:33You're too nervous.
00:17:34You're too nervous.
00:17:36You're too good.
00:17:37You're too good.
00:17:39You're not going to want to give me a win.
00:17:41I'm just saying we're the best.
00:17:43Even you're the best.
00:17:44Just.
00:17:46I don't want to see some people at the table.
00:17:48I don't want you to say that.
00:17:50The time is too long.
00:17:52The plan is still a lot.
00:17:53How much more than I had to do a problem?
00:17:55I don't know.
00:17:55You're not even better.
00:17:57You are too frustrating.
00:18:00You're too bad for me.
00:18:01What?
00:18:02But it's not bad at all.
00:18:04To you, I'm like,
00:18:06You're not so bad at the table.
00:18:08I'm okay.
00:18:12You're right.
00:18:12I'm bad at all.
00:18:15You're not bad at all.
00:18:15I'm not bad at all.
00:18:17You don't care about that.
00:18:20I feel like I'm not too bad at all.
00:18:22I feel this plan is good at all.
00:18:33Thank you very much.
00:18:54Thank you very much.
00:19:53Thank you very much.
00:19:53Thank you very much.
00:20:30Thank you very much.
00:20:53Thank you very much.
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