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00:18:59Whatever. Just go. It's fine.
00:19:05Ew. And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:09Hey, Chris, now.
00:19:11You know you're the only one there.
00:19:15I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime.
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20Put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool. Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right?
00:19:24That's just awkward.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:28Oh, gosh.
00:19:30Oh, oh, la.
00:19:33What?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:40Yo, mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach? He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:44No, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight. Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry. That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:19:59Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously? Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but, no.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of L.A.,
00:20:18then I am going to have to jump his bones for both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Did you hear?
00:20:43You hear what?
00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes!
00:20:47Can I protest that?
00:20:48Oh, come on. Are you kidding?
00:20:50Oh, come on, CC.
00:20:51It's Zach's magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:52It's not exactly...
00:20:53It's very...
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:55Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She's the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home, okay?
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Mwah.
00:21:12I don't need you.
00:21:13Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, uh, hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Bob, he's back in the middle!
00:21:21I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside there.
00:21:25Crazy.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:39Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy,
00:21:51then maybe you can make about my show at the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show
00:21:57you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:02I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:04Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:06Good.
00:22:07Because you had me a little bit worried there.
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food.
00:22:14You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off,
00:22:30and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight,
00:22:35and I ran into them.
00:22:37And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59I just don't get this down.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:13You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Jack!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on!
00:23:26I got it!
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:31I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:50Well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent such as it is.
00:24:09So just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:11Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:33Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, whoa.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's a call for you on line two.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:55Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm home to Haiti.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:08You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspace, an 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please.
00:25:20They're kind of scaring me.
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:28Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, please.
00:25:39Hey.
00:25:43What happened?
00:25:45Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:48What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood,
00:26:14rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19$980.
00:26:21$980?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war.
00:26:50Love is a war, broken and running wild.
00:26:54Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:18Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts.
00:27:26Love is a liar.
00:27:26Love is a liar.
00:27:28Love is a liar.
00:27:32Love is a lie.
00:27:32different. I don't think he's as clean as he used to be. Clean? He's got that whole grungy rockstar
00:27:39thing working for him. You can say that again. Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight? Oh, he had a movie
00:27:47screening and then he's going out the guys. Is he so excited about the whole engagement? Yes, he's so
00:27:52excited. And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date. September. Oh,
00:28:00that's great. Don't you think that's a little quick? Uh, no, Holly, I don't. I'm pushing 30,
00:28:06okay? You just tell me how it feels when you get here. I'm 25, Jill. It's not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah,
00:28:11count me out on this one. Well, my agent told me never to bulge my real age, so I really
00:28:16can't
00:28:16participate in this conversation either. And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:20Thank you all for coming. Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey. You made it, huh? That was incredible. That was amazing. You think? Yeah, you know
00:28:38everyone, right? Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course, and Seven. How are you? Much
00:28:42better now that you're here. How are you? Good. Good. How are you doing? What's that? I'm going to go
00:28:50to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink? You guys want to join? Sure. Why not? I'll stay. Will you give me another Jack
00:28:55and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure. Okay. Hey! Hey! Hey, where did, uh, where did Dale go? Oh, she went to the bar. Oh.
00:29:07Oh, well,
00:29:08um, Cece, this is Hallie. Hey. I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night. Uh, no,
00:29:11it was nice to meet you. Same. Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique. So, um, when are you practicing
00:29:19tomorrow? When are you going to install? Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager,
00:29:23so everything's got to get the thumbs up from her. Oh, I'm easy. I mean, well, not kind
00:29:27of easy, you know, but with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong. She's, uh, she's cute.
00:29:34I say go for it. You're in trouble. You know that, Cece? What? Afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks. She winks? All the
00:29:53time. Becca is a winker. Becca's a wanker? No, not a wanker. A winker. She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay? It's for this movie I'm doing. It's a
00:30:05character
00:30:05role. So, what are you guys doing after this? Um, at home. Yeah, I got to work early in
00:30:12the morning. Whoa, whoa, lame, lame. Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots,
00:30:16please? Pop shell? Yes. Oh, no. No, that is trouble. I've puked. I'll clean it up. Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out. She's always in bed by 10 p.m. Maybe just one
00:30:29night. Um, I would, but I really should go. Me either. I'm interviewing wedding planners.
00:30:35Good morning. I have an audition at 9. I'm casting. I'm free. I'll clean. Yeah. Okay.
00:30:41Well, um, I'll let you do a lot of stuff like this one time, okay? But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you. Staying. Okay. Good job. Okay, bye. Yeah, have a good day. Bye. Bye. Bye, guys.
00:30:51See you later. See you later. Bye. I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph? Oh,
00:30:56yeah, sure.
00:31:01Thanks. I'm a big fan. Wow, that is a lot of tequila. Oh, yeah. I'm just letting you know
00:31:10now that tequila and I are a wild mix. Things might get silly. Okay. All right, but only if
00:31:18you can do a wraparound. Let's go like this. Just once. And I'm not going to let you put
00:31:31your penis in my ass either. It's an out hole, not an in hole. Are you being such a prude?
00:31:35I'm not being a prude. I'm just not a porn star, okay? Now it's our lack of sex in front
00:31:40of
00:31:40everybody. I just had the wedding on my mind, all right? The wedding, which you haven't
00:31:45had any input in BTW. BTW, Jesus. It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and
00:31:53dip and obsess over the wedding. What? Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing. It's a pig.
00:31:57I'm a pig. Hi. Hi. Hi. Are you guys okay? Yeah, we're good. We're just here working on our
00:32:04cabs. Hey, hi. Well, that's, I know. Who was that? That's, uh, that is, uh, a client.
00:32:10Jill. God. Back off. Yeah, right. That's what it is. Everything. Jill calls our engagement
00:32:17to Drew a match made in heaven. Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal
00:32:22benefits of anal sex, I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay? Okay. Okay. Bye. Come on, Bowie. Bowie? Terrible, man. Listen. I want to try it.
00:32:35It's just one, one little, just one time. No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you. Oh, you think? So what are you going to do
00:32:45with these pictures? I don't know. You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make
00:32:49some money off your ass. Album cover, my man. I'm telling you. Want some? Oh, no, no,
00:32:56thanks. I'm cool. You smoke too much, Jeffers. Way too much. What? It's all natural. Oh, organic.
00:33:03No chemicals. Is this new? It is. It's about a girl. Is it about? That blonde? Blonde? No. No blondes.
00:33:20There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:37This is where it all begins
00:33:43I've been dreaming
00:33:45I've been dreaming you to laugh
00:33:49I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:59Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:05I'm so happy
00:34:07I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:11I think about it all the time
00:34:14Yeah, yeah
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:34I found a reason for loving again
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good. There's a bit of drama, though.
00:34:49Wow. Drama and a wedding. It's shocking.
00:34:51Yeah, well, Jill wants this, you know, chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some, like, $80,000 wedding dinner and $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Well, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:08We love her for it. She's extravagant
00:35:10You know what? I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:19Um, it's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays or, you know, the occasional odd, long weekend
00:35:27No, I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry. I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die? Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh, no, no, no
00:35:55It's, it's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Cause
00:36:06Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah, after 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:16Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No, no, no, no, that's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:36Um, sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:40Wait, you didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52Hello
00:36:54Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06I wanted you to sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:10No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I have to work in the morning, so
00:37:15You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you can stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Look, just
00:37:23One, one second
00:37:27All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um, I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:41You know
00:37:44She just showed up hours later, unannounced
00:37:47I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know, but I think he was just playing dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:10Ha ha
00:38:13No, he's
00:38:14No, he's not
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:23It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:27But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:37That's...
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:42He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him and his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56Because I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:39:00Trust me
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:09But you're scared of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know
00:39:54And, um
00:39:55As I told you before, Hallie
00:39:56I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:06She told you that
00:40:09Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:16Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:23We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:35Are you going to do this?
00:40:45Yeah
00:40:47Hey
00:40:47Hey, Hayden
00:40:47Hey, tell us that up
00:40:48Hey, Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:49I'm just joking
00:40:50I'm kidding
00:40:51Oh
00:40:54Hey
00:40:54Hey
00:40:55That's not expected
00:40:56It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So it's a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Because, you know, I like to take care of myself
00:41:05As you can see
00:41:06I, I did notice your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:10Hey
00:41:12Hey
00:41:12Hey
00:41:13Are you flexing?
00:41:14I'm going to pout you too
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17Ow
00:41:21What are your options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the baby back ribs?
00:41:27It's Cajun-san wild-caught or farm-raised
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or ranch?
00:41:32My favorite organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free nut
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Have you seen that?
00:41:36It's been a grilling egg
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamites in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is, like, radically different
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:57I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:01One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:05In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:13Completely missed my point
00:42:15Okay, rewind, reset
00:42:17Uh, look
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:24I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me and vice versa
00:42:29That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:38He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47But
00:42:48No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:52You have a best job
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:58He's got this great, beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definitions
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit, right?
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it
00:43:27Fitness Fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:32Check, please
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:43Hi!
00:43:45Ready, Freddie?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:02I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her yet
00:44:05I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is just his state at Zen
00:44:25Oh gosh
00:44:28Namaste
00:44:30Namaste
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:42You're late
00:44:43Hey
00:44:45Hey
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:53Or a groomsman for that matter
00:44:55You know, we're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:59Yeah
00:45:02Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at 2
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:08So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind dragging me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:20Okay, when did that start and did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kinda guessed, but
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:27Well, what's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:38And it is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:44It's
00:45:45Damn it, she is a fame whore
00:45:46No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu
00:45:56Every time I've broken up with a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:59I don't know what I would've done about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:04I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:09Dale, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on, it's what friends are for
00:46:14Oh, honey, do you like that setting?
00:46:15Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look?
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:18I'm looking, yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's...
00:46:21What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Ooh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:23Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:26I gotta go, I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look it, that's great
00:46:29That was my favorite
00:46:31I love you
00:46:32I love you so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:35Shit, he makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life and he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
00:46:44A bit of what, anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:48No, no, no, I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, that's... that's true
00:46:59I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm, cause you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19It's true, but...
00:47:22It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:24Tell me something, Dale
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding?
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:37I don't know, Jill
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:42The biggest deal was finding out who you were gonna get paired up with
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson, hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill and I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:06Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:23Here, look at this one
00:48:25Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:32Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No, no, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But, um, she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy, I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:47Hey, um, I wanted to ask you, did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54Uh...
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere, hello
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:12No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my god, I did actually, it's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't
00:49:20notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A., you can wear whatever you want
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:29Well, hello to you, too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but, uh, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up, what's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46Uh, nothing
00:49:47Did I, did I miss something here?
00:49:48No, wait, do you like him now? Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just gonna leave, alright?
00:49:53Of course you are
00:49:54Zack, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:00and then not call him, well, fuck you!
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie, I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look, I'm just gonna leave, alright?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not gonna end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie, you really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe-is-me act, but I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29and who you think wants you and then shoots you down, you know what, don't take that out on me,
00:50:33okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well, but it's a load of crap
00:50:39Shut up
00:50:40You're not my friend, Dale, you're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:44Come on, you guys, this is retarded
00:50:46Are you just gonna take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:50Just don't touch me
00:50:56Did that really just happen?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07Will you clean this up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess, I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to be lettered
00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated
00:51:20There's still hot poo down here
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:24There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're gonna use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:34So you wanna talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated so I should
00:51:53Those are my pets!
00:51:54And you're gonna kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:00Be honest
00:52:03Well I've been honest
00:52:06Not with Hallie
00:52:07With yourself
00:52:10Sorry babe, I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14And you put on your pants you look like
00:52:15You know look, if Vanessa has a problem with it she should clean that shit up
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale
00:52:20Well, listen Hallie, will you just call me back, please?
00:52:25Since I have a private number, Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends in case it's, you know, someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers, it's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately, I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:47Hey
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone and can't drive
00:52:55Sorry
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um, you wanna meet up for dinner tonight and maybe just clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:10Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:13Uh, uh, uh, uh
00:53:18Aww
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:26So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:29She wants to, uh, get together and thinks that we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, which is understandable under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie, so
00:53:46It's okay
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation under, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03Thanks
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:08You didn't think we were gonna forget, did you?
00:54:11I kinda did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:26Make a wish, but don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:52Happy birthday.
00:55:12You're drunk, Jill.
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday, for Christ's sake.
00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.
00:55:23You've got to relax, Drew, because there's nothing I've never heard before.
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.
00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
00:55:36You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent.
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
00:55:52It's okay. Thanks.
00:55:54Where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons.
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn.
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home and masturbate.
00:56:05That's disgusting.
00:56:06Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate.
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love!
00:56:14Yourself!
00:56:15Did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77.
00:56:18I'm going home!
00:56:19Are you gonna go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:21One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:31Honey, I need to go to the bathroom.
00:56:33Somebody can stick around.
00:56:34Because now she's drunk, and you're pissed off.
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you!
00:56:39I know!
00:56:40Oh, just...
00:56:41Excuse me!
00:56:41It's okay.
00:56:42It's okay.
00:56:44It's okay.
00:56:47I'm stuck.
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dil.
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.
00:56:52You just got a little wasted, that's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.
00:56:57I'm never drinking again.
00:56:59I've heard that one before.
00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys.
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks.
00:57:11Ew!
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:15Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:20Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry.
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
00:57:27I'm sorry.
00:57:28Me too. I'm so sorry.
00:57:30You're okay.
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in.
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.
00:57:45See you.
00:57:46I'm glad you did.
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off.
00:57:56Two cartoons.
00:57:57Oh, God.
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am...
00:58:04Come on, let's come get something to eat.
00:58:05I'm really hungry.
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh, no, we'll stay.
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here.
00:58:10I'll go.
00:58:11I'll stay with you.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow.
00:58:26Quite a night.
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:28Definitely.
00:58:29Is it a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:32Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:34I wish that I was walking...
00:58:39...cause I would not be stopping...
00:58:44till I wake in your backyard...
00:58:49...till I wake in your backyard...
00:58:53Oh, oh, finally, you're so cute.
00:59:00I knew it.
00:59:02I knew it.
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:09So when has your chore started?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month.
00:59:14Our chore manager totally screwed it up.
00:59:16She got the dates wrong.
00:59:18Actually, Cece, whom I think you've met.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde.
00:59:24At the park and at the show.
00:59:27Right.
00:59:28You had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No.
00:59:32No, no, no, no.
00:59:32She works with me.
00:59:34She's tour manager.
00:59:36I'm not into guys.
00:59:38But what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:46Ugh.
00:59:49To feel I might be falling.
00:59:54I love the way you say.
00:59:57It's a birthday present.
01:00:00I love the way you say.
01:00:03It'll bring you luck.
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit.
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here for a day or two.
01:00:12I'm going to make you happy.
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:18I want to make you happy.
01:00:21I don't know.
01:00:23I'm sorry.
01:00:24I don't know.
01:00:25I think it's...
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:29It's okay.
01:00:32You're welcome.
01:00:34I'm sorry.
01:00:37I'm sorry.
01:00:38I'm sorry.
01:00:39You're not making me happy.
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale.
01:00:47Come on, Jill.
01:00:48We're going to go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.
01:00:51Drew!
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:53She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:58Yeah, let's go.
01:00:59Come on, babe.
01:01:03Oh, that's disgusting.
01:01:05No.
01:01:05This is definitely picture-worthy.
01:01:16Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22That goes Panny.
01:01:24That's so funny.
01:01:28She's a granny Panny.
01:01:30Bowie.
01:01:32He's going to have the worst diarrhea tomorrow.
01:01:36It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast.
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him.
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah.
01:02:02And you think he's handsome.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08I love his bully.
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends.
01:02:13Mm-hmm.
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17Always liked him.
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
01:02:24Allie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous.
01:02:27I mean, I never meant to.
01:02:29I never even knew I did.
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that.
01:02:42The next morning, as soon as she woke up, Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.
01:02:52Drew!
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:58I'm so sorry.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:14I really do love you.
01:03:18Me too.
01:03:19I do.
01:03:27Smell my hair.
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.
01:03:32Ugh.
01:03:33Wow, look at this.
01:03:34Party at our place.
01:03:36It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven.
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:48Shut up.
01:03:48They're my period panties.
01:03:50Hello.
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast.
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Can't.
01:03:58Can't.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no.
01:04:03You're coming with me.
01:04:04You need the fresh air.
01:04:04So does Bowie.
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:15All right.
01:04:16Twist our arm.
01:04:17To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:04:27Be my hope, be my truth, I will not forget you.
01:04:36And you're on the days of sleep, nights, this old ragged heart, too frail to fight.
01:04:46We'll hold on to you, till you are all I need.
01:05:10To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:21To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:23To be my love, be my truth, I will not, I will not forget you.
01:05:34I think you like to go inside.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37Going in, boy.
01:05:38Good job.
01:05:40Thanks.
01:05:41I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43So did I.
01:05:44Definitely.
01:05:46Definitely.
01:05:46Definitely.
01:05:57Look, I, could I just talk to you for a second, Dale?
01:06:01Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not
01:06:22going anywhere.
01:06:24Dale.
01:06:26I'm not going to die on you.
01:06:27I'm not your mother or your father.
01:06:31You are so scared of anything that's real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me.
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:08I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale.
01:07:12Two years.
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect.
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:31Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No, hell no.
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:45If I just get one more chance.
01:09:10I'll be right there.
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:30I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:48Like, well, like right now.
01:09:50And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now.
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:10:01Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:03You're not the typical Hollywood guy.
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:11And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:18I've seen guys come in and out of her life.
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:10:38I never meant to do that.
01:10:40You did.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I'm just going to open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:53Can we maybe hang out?
01:10:56Just like be friends and stuff.
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:11:00That'd be good.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now?
01:11:06Maybe like...
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Just come in.
01:11:09Right.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:17No, no, no, no.
01:11:18You don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, maid of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:29Okay.
01:11:30I'll be right back.
01:11:32Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Three, two, one.
01:11:37Ladies.
01:11:41Three, two, one.
01:11:44And picture Drew's mom.
01:11:49I'm going to follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front
01:11:54door.
01:12:03Today's the fix-in.
01:12:06Okay.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:08So the funny thing about pantyhose is there's a tag.
01:12:11How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things.
01:12:16Hi.
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you.
01:12:20Nice suit.
01:12:20Oh, shut up.
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful.
01:12:22It's your day.
01:12:24Gosh.
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose.
01:12:30It's hot.
01:12:30Take them off.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32Ridiculous.
01:12:33I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:34Where have you been?
01:12:35We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and the dinner, and it's
01:12:40great.
01:12:41Wow.
01:12:42You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:52What?
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just I've dreamed about this day my whole life, since my first communion.
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon.
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:07Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:14The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:26Deep breath.
01:13:27Yeah, take a deep breath.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:36Oh, wait.
01:13:36Picture.
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it.
01:13:42You like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it.
01:13:46Work it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously, I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57Seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:00You?
01:14:01No, never.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:13If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi.
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure.
01:14:31Princess Picture Pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:36Especially of hot guys.
01:14:38No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:14:40I like it.
01:14:41Mm-hmm.
01:14:42Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:47I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Do one shirtless.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No.
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:56Oh, so typical.
01:15:17Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:15:19I guess he felt he didn't need to, since he never actually asked Jill to marry him in the first
01:15:24place.
01:15:25But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, I don't think she was surprised.
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:37Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:41He just forgot why.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Okay.
01:15:48Okay.
01:15:51What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02Uh, excuse me, Jill.
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind.
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:14It's kind of required.
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything.
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:25Yeah, good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.
01:16:28And we like to dance around.
01:16:29It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes, they might want to reconsider.
01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:46He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:58Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:13Hey, my bale's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:22Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:31Story of my life.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:54Boys, boys.
01:17:56Dale!
01:17:58Catch.
01:18:19Hey.
01:18:22Hey.
01:18:23Hey.
01:18:25No more douchebag boyfriends.
01:18:28Send me relationships, and keeping people at an emotional arm's length.
01:18:34I just wanted to say...
01:18:36No, wait.
01:18:36With everything.
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.
01:18:54Where you walk with angels
01:18:58That all surround you
01:19:00You walk with angels
01:19:04Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels, angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:17Wherever you are
01:19:22Love is alive
01:19:24Love is alive
01:19:26Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool
01:19:37Love is a fool
01:20:05Love is a fool
01:20:07Where you walk with angels
01:20:07Wherever you are
01:20:11You walk with angels
01:20:15You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:26Wherever you are
01:20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:20:56Your love is a candle
01:21:00That I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:06Your love is a widow
01:21:09Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:15All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:28Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Not all round stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:50Your love is a mountain
01:21:53That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like vitamin
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Strength to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Something slowed down in the world
01:22:26Thought all round stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes while I'm seeing
01:22:38The love I believe
01:22:40And it's always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47The most early single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:56The first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down in the world
01:23:05Thought all round stars will make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15The first time I saw you
01:23:19Something slowed down in the world
01:23:23Thought all round stars will make believe
01:23:28But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:32Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:38Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fell in love
01:23:48With a star
01:24:16And we stood up
01:24:18It was kind of an apart
01:24:23I fell in love
01:24:24That's all I thought
01:24:24Because
01:24:24Would happen
01:24:24It was helpful
01:24:24That was kind of a
01:24:24Word
01:24:24What you wish
01:24:26It made sure
01:24:26It was kind of
01:24:26A brave
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