00:00:17嗯好吃真香美女老板娘给我来个煎饼加鸡蛋好嘞稍等啊
00:00:28什么老板娘大零剩一个哎赶紧的我还等着吃了吃什么食啊这么胖我还吃吃吃吃吃
00:00:29怎么说话呢不买了不卖了赶紧走
00:00:33姐我正工作呢
00:00:38你管你这个叫工作你都二十七了
00:00:41你还不趁着你现在脸上有点姿色赶紧找个人嫁
00:00:43你这辈子就算是毁了
00:00:48姐女人一定要嫁人才算有价值吗
00:00:53我已经去给你辈子单上了
00:01:05你是谁别碰我
00:01:11别碰我
00:01:16六年前那件事你别放心上姐不说谁又会知道
00:01:18走姐带你去相亲
00:01:18姐带你去相亲
00:01:20姐我不想去
00:01:23你以前的事姐帮了你
00:01:26现在你就当缓解这个人情不行吗
00:01:30这么多人你非要姐在这里跪下来求你吗
00:01:34姐姐你起来我去我去
00:01:43哎呀你看看你这个样子
00:01:44是不是
00:01:50户口本放包里了啊
00:01:52湛先生在等你赶紧进去啊
00:01:53今天抓紧把证给我领了
00:01:55这么快吗
00:01:59我我收了人家的彩礼
00:02:01你就是把我卖了
00:02:04年纪是比你姐夫大点
00:02:05但是年纪大会疼人
00:02:07姐不会害你的
00:02:08快去快去快去
00:02:10快去
00:02:10走快点
00:02:12苏妍
00:02:15我卖你又何止一次
00:02:17不过今天是最后一次卖
00:02:21老子啊
00:02:23你怎么又犯人叫鸽子的
00:02:24蒙蒙五岁了
00:02:26天天吵着要妈咪
00:02:27你总得带一个回来
00:02:28妈
00:02:29你让我协任集团总裁我同意了
00:02:31关事能别不安排了吗
00:02:35湛先生
00:02:36湛先生
00:02:39我是你的相亲对象
00:02:48那一朵青梦怎么还直到这了
00:02:53不过这女人好像在哪见过
00:02:54I've never seen him.
00:02:56Whenever you call me, you call me, the region of my heart is craving.
00:03:03Ah, I'm sorry.
00:03:06I'm sorry.
00:03:08I'm sorry.
00:03:09He looks like a little bit more.
00:03:11Ahem.
00:03:12Ahem.
00:03:15Ahem.
00:03:16Ahem.
00:03:17Ahem.
00:03:21Ahem.
00:03:21没谈过恋爱,没结过婚,像我这种如花似语的妙龄小仙女,一百万的猜离,可太少了。
00:03:32那你想要多少?
00:03:41嗯,怎么着,也得一千万吧。
00:03:45哎,您可别觉得我是个贪慕钱财的女人。
00:03:49这年头,谁不爱钱啊,对吧?
00:03:57这年头,谁不爱钱啊,对吧?
00:03:59我就知道你不会同意。
00:04:01我就知道你不会同意。
00:04:12我就知道你不会同意。
00:04:13。
00:04:14一千万而已,小意思。
00:04:16啊em.
00:04:18啊em.
00:04:19四小姐。
00:04:20那什么时候方便,我们把政令一下。
00:04:22嗯,那个那个,我我什么时候怎么方便。
00:04:27。
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00:04:43I'll give you an example.
00:04:45This is our three-year-old son.
00:04:48Your son.
00:04:49Hey, wait, wait.
00:04:52I'm sorry.
00:04:53My two-year-old son.
00:04:55My son is a man.
00:04:57My son is a man.
00:04:58He's a man.
00:05:01He's a man.
00:05:03He's a man.
00:05:04He's a man.
00:05:05He's a man.
00:05:07He's a man.
00:05:10And in the end.
00:05:12are we going back now?
00:05:14We're going to the bandband
00:05:17with Here we go.
00:05:17Oh!
00:05:19We can do it!
00:05:26We can do it!
00:05:27啊
00:05:38大哥熊娘
00:05:43剛才跟我說要去扯結婚證的混蛋
00:05:44等等
00:05:46老大老老三等等
00:05:55小子你敢當著我面勾引我老
00:05:57啊
00:06:15老爺子這才叫故意
00:06:18老大老老三他敢欺負你媽
00:06:20給我認死他
00:06:27啊
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00:06:34都什麼年代了還搶搶迷女
00:06:35我真符
00:06:36趕緊滾到
00:06:44怎麼樣
00:06:45剛才晒不晒
00:06:46啊
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00:06:49對了
00:06:50正式自我介紹一下
00:06:51我叫湛元
00:06:52今年28歲跟你一樣
00:06:54沒談過戀愛也沒結過婚
00:06:55身體嘛
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00:06:58你也看到
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00:07:02怎麼突然講這些
00:07:08你不會真要跟我相親吧
00:07:10當然不是
00:07:11嗯
00:07:12那就好
00:07:13我想跟你結婚
00:07:20我想跟你結婚
00:07:20結 結婚
00:07:21結 結婚
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00:07:23沒事
00:07:24你可以先考慮一下
00:07:25我不著急
00:07:30我
00:07:31我收了人家的彩禮
00:07:33你就是把我賣了
00:07:38正先生
00:07:40我同意
00:07:41如果愛殘存些溫度
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00:07:53我手藝超棒的
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00:07:55你是做什麼的
00:07:57說出自己的真實身份
00:07:59會嚇跑他吧
00:08:02我剛從部隊轉業回來
00:08:04現在還沒工作呢
00:08:08你沒工作
00:08:09你剛剛還答應給我一千萬彩禮呢
00:08:12原來是吹牛
00:08:14你不會真要吧
00:08:29你怎麼這麼辦
00:08:30都已經扯得結婚證了
00:08:32我要你也可以不給呀
00:08:35啊
00:08:41我倒是手裡有些繼續
00:08:43一千萬也不是很難
00:08:46我不在乎這些
00:08:47你呢 先找找工作
00:08:49如果說不好找
00:08:50你可以跟我一起探煎餅
00:08:53雖然賺不了多少
00:08:54但養紅自己沒問題
00:08:57也行
00:08:58那 拜拜
00:08:59回見
00:09:00拜拜
00:09:24來好
00:09:29好你在說我一遍
00:09:33太浮夸了 干嘛你们 赶紧走 赶紧走 刚刚那群人干嘛的 他们拍戏 你看 有摄像头 你怎么又回来了 啊 忘了给你留联系方式
00:10:14苏妍 你是不是疯了 我好心尽你找的老公 你把人打了一顿谢
00:10:24那个人都能当我爷爷了 你坑我还有理呢爸妈生病要医药费
00:10:27你也不管 我能怎么办
00:10:29你别拿爸妈当挡着了 你把我卖 是为了给姐夫换债他是你姐夫
00:10:45你帮忙他你怎么了对不起姐 这次我帮不了你了我结婚了你真结婚了
00:10:47你要了多少钱彩礼啊
00:10:53一分钱都没有一分钱都没有苏妍
00:11:14你你是个赔钱货六年前你做的恶心事我迟早告诉你现在的老公看他要不要你你是个赔钱货你帮我们看你怎么了我能怎么办六年前你做的恶心事
00:11:38我只能告诉你现在的老公看他要不要你用力小爷用力我出来了再用力力小爷生了生了
00:11:56小爷姐
00:12:01孩子呢已经吆舌了
00:12:09I'm not going to go to the world.
00:12:11He
00:12:11My wife
00:12:12forgot her.
00:12:14You have a life still.
00:12:26Let me have a few pieces of this.
00:12:28Good.
00:12:35哎呦 这不是咱们学校的校花吗 怎么混成这个样子
00:12:40苏妍 你好歹上过重点大学 怎么来探煎饼了
00:12:45小妍 你大三成绩那么好 还去战士集团实习 后来怎么突然输学了 你是不是发生了什么事情 你说出来 同学们也许能帮帮你
00:13:02谢谢 不过当年什么事都没发生 我呢 也用不着你们帮忙苏妍
00:13:08你别不知好歹 林茵这可是在为你着想啊 你看你现在混成什么样子 我们都跟着你啊 一起丢脸我不觉得靠自己双手赚钱
00:13:23哪里得美翠翠 可别那么说 小妍她也不想混成这样
00:13:28唉 都是命啊
00:13:34这样吧 我们大家给咱们苏妍同学捐点钱 改善一下她的生活我捐五百我捐一百
00:13:46我两百我也捐五百谢谢
00:13:47我替苏妍同学谢谢大家
00:13:54给小妍
00:13:55你别嫌少啊 到时候我叫其他同学一起给你捐点 你也就不用那么累了我还是第一次看见她
00:14:24我还是第一次看见她强迫给别人捐款我还是第一次看见
00:14:26强迫给别人捐款我还是第一次看见
00:14:28强迫给别人捐款
00:14:31你谁啊 我们捐款给谁 你管得着吗她是我老婆
00:14:39你说我管不管得着苏妍
00:14:44你老公跟你一起卖煎饼啊富上富随
00:14:46他干什么 我干什么你管得着吗你苏妍
00:14:51你结婚了 怎么没有给我们发情解啊
00:14:54就是啊 就算过得不好 也要结婚吧 难道是老公拿不出手多半是婚礼没办成吧遇到对的人
00:15:15没办婚礼怎么了长得一般也就算了还是个臭卖煎饼子富裕
00:15:20你是不是和她上过床破罐子破摔啊
00:15:22谢耀 你不会说话就闭嘴我们不要刺激苏妍同学了
00:15:30苏妍好面子吃好 我什么都在我们晚上去星空餐厅聚一聚
00:15:35怎么样消费三万几步
00:15:45他们去得起吗当然是我老公买单咯还是咱们林姨嫁的好必要老爸是战士集团的高管年薪上千万
00:15:49买单啊小意思我们没兴趣参加同学聚会
00:15:50你可真扫兴去啊
00:16:13怎么不去白吃白喝为什么不去老婆去星空餐厅吃饭太不划算了我要让同学们都看看当年的笑话过顶多窝闹
00:16:26老师们 同学们今晚八点星空餐厅一定要来哦总裁
00:16:37我查了下集团高层里没有新业的二少有个司机叫叶志生儿子正好叫叶奥二弟的司机对
00:16:40叶志生坐过牢有钱科家里还欠了几百万
00:16:42好 我知道了看来这叶奥是个假的富二代老婆
00:16:58怎么愁眉苦脸的晚上的同学聚会我们还是别去了为什么
00:17:02你根本不知道他们有多恶毒别怕
00:17:04有我在走吧哎
00:17:24我摊听好了待会儿总裁会来他交代了不能暴露他的身份是欢迎贵宾光临这地方太贵了买不起走吧
00:17:36两位真是好运今天呢是情侣优惠日只要进入本店的第一对情侣呀可免费送送一套情侣装来
00:17:37这边请走吧
00:18:08我等会儿我等会儿
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