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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Let's go!
00:01:22Myers!
00:01:40You see me?
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep, my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:17Ouch. How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49To her break.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53Oh, of course not.
00:02:56Oh, of course not.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:36Billy, you idiot.
00:13:36I don't know.
00:13:39I am going to be the-
00:13:51You're going to be the next one.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:29So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:50Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:18:04My sister Doreen and I were really close.
00:18:13one day
00:18:15when we were little
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:20and she attempted to save me
00:18:25but I couldn't save her
00:18:31I've never told anyone
00:18:32but my family that
00:18:41I'm so sorry
00:18:46I never had any siblings
00:18:49but I had a younger cousin
00:18:51and two months before he turned 11
00:18:56and he got diagnosed with
00:19:01he didn't make it to his birthday
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake
00:19:11thank you
00:19:15for sharing your past with me
00:19:19thank you
00:19:21for listening to mine
00:19:35you know
00:19:47let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two
00:19:55alright let's go and warm up those bodies
00:19:58getting the body moving
00:19:59feeling good
00:20:01wait are you
00:20:04are you promoting the app
00:20:09am I on camera
00:20:11nope I'm just a guy on a date
00:20:15what you talking about Jake
00:20:17I don't know I've never met this woman in my life
00:20:20oh come on you're the love swipe guy
00:20:25love swipe guy
00:20:27what have you got to do with the app
00:20:28absolutely nothing at all
00:20:30what no you're the
00:20:37gosh I'm so sorry
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person
00:20:42let's dance
00:20:42you think you can handle that
00:20:44um yeah oh yeah
00:20:46oh yeah I hear me
00:20:47this is it
00:20:48mama
00:20:49you're being stiff
00:20:50see oh I'm kind of better than you
00:20:52I don't think you are
00:20:53you're a little stiff
00:20:55uh oh you're doing it wrong
00:20:56come in
00:20:57come in
00:20:59whoa
00:21:08whoa
00:21:22damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright
00:21:26let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:29in date number three
00:21:37admit your greatest failure
00:21:42you're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:45I would never
00:21:48okay
00:21:49here it goes
00:21:51I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it but
00:21:56this one summer I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm
00:21:59and
00:22:01they were horrible to me
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:14well I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:18and I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20in a power pants suit
00:22:23what about you
00:22:27oh
00:22:29you know I
00:22:30I was just
00:22:32fired
00:22:33rather dramatically
00:22:35from a major
00:22:37social media company
00:22:38right as it was getting huge
00:22:40so
00:22:43so
00:22:43you work in tech
00:22:45yeah
00:22:46yep
00:22:46I work in tech
00:22:50why did you
00:22:51want to become a lawyer
00:22:53ask Jake
00:22:53what he does for a living
00:22:55what do you do for a living
00:22:58I told you
00:22:59I'm in tech
00:23:00okay
00:23:01but what does that mean
00:23:02tell the truth
00:23:06I work
00:23:08in
00:23:08uh
00:23:10I
00:23:12for a startup
00:23:13very
00:23:15secret
00:23:15startup
00:23:17unfortunately
00:23:17I
00:23:19wish I could say more
00:23:20but I signed an NDA
00:23:21so I just
00:23:22oh
00:23:23I totally understand
00:23:25can you promise me something
00:23:29don't ever lie to me
00:23:31please
00:23:33I promise
00:23:36what is happening
00:23:37why don't I have cameras
00:23:39in the restaurant
00:23:41I need to see Jake
00:23:43get what's coming to him
00:23:44maybe a little pain is in order
00:23:45Dustin
00:23:46you're up
00:23:50alright you two
00:23:51I'm Master Allison
00:23:52and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:54first things first
00:23:55we're gonna get
00:23:56a feel for your training level
00:23:58let's do you first
00:23:59doll
00:24:00her name's Lily
00:24:01okay
00:24:02Lily doll
00:24:03see what you got
00:24:04do some one two combos
00:24:06something in
00:24:09yeah
00:24:09alright
00:24:10a little harder
00:24:11let's go
00:24:11alright
00:24:12yeah you can do it
00:24:13a little harder
00:24:13boom boom
00:24:14good
00:24:14good job
00:24:15alright next
00:24:16we're gonna test
00:24:16your reflexes
00:24:17hey
00:24:19that's enough
00:24:21you okay
00:24:22yeah fine
00:24:23just
00:24:23there's something
00:24:24I should probably tell you
00:24:26alright next
00:24:26bud
00:24:26come here
00:24:27say
00:24:28ain't you that
00:24:30CEO tech guy
00:24:33no
00:24:34not me
00:24:35yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass
00:24:38what
00:24:39what's he talking about Jake
00:24:41I don't know
00:24:42but this guy needs
00:24:43to learn some manners
00:24:48Jake
00:24:49I promise you
00:24:50you don't need to do this
00:24:51nobody hits my girl
00:24:52and gets away with it
00:24:53I'm your girl
00:24:56maybe
00:25:06you good
00:25:06yeah
00:25:07I'm sorry
00:25:09can't pretend to shoot
00:25:11is this guy's deal
00:25:12I don't know
00:25:13but
00:25:14just stay here for a minute
00:25:15there's something I need to show you
00:25:17hey Lily wait
00:25:17he's crazy
00:25:25that was amazing
00:25:27I've been training for years
00:25:29it's really sweet
00:25:30you tried to protect me
00:25:31but
00:25:31next time
00:25:33ask if I need help
00:25:53let's get out of here
00:25:58date number four
00:26:05where's your bathroom
00:26:07it's just
00:26:08right there
00:26:18you know you didn't have to
00:26:19bring me home
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24you're a trained fighter
00:26:25there's a lot of things
00:26:26I haven't told you
00:26:30there's a lot of things
00:26:30I want to show you
00:26:32oh yeah
00:26:34like what
00:26:54come here and I'll show you
00:26:55I'll show you
00:26:56what's your name
00:26:57I'll show you
00:26:58what's your name
00:27:18I'll show you
00:27:25I'll show you
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on. Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:39I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:43Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:54I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies,
00:30:15so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:07I want you to walk out that door.
00:31:25I want you.
00:31:26Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:42I...
00:31:42I...
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:45I just, I really want to, it's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what? Love's Vibe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay, yeah.
00:32:03We can wait. I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:09I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's Vibe gives us permission, you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a-
00:32:55A date rapist? No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah, yeah I did.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't really talking about-
00:33:28I'm joking. Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:33:30That's fine.
00:33:31I think she's small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't tell him yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They, yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:29My friends, they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him.
00:34:45Okay, I'm gonna tell you, but that's because I trust you and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:58I'm, uh, I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24I just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is, if this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy, it's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, its perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:03The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's a true.
00:37:15So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:37Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah, yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:49I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:22Sorry, that's not the word.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:30You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:54Please.
00:39:56What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:20Um, I, I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:29So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:35And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works and I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you, uh, matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's, things aren't going that well.
00:41:15Well, uh, you don't, you're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault because, I mean,
00:41:20I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right all along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:33Well, I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues,
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're, you're right.
00:42:10Again, you know, we're in love with other people and I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28I got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I, I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:07That asshole!
00:43:16Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:29Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I, I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I, I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:53Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:12Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here? Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she, she kissed me.
00:44:42Just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:02Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right, you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah, you are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily.
00:45:36Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No.
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:17I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:20You see, man?
00:46:22Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess your woman who's super intelligent and
00:46:33ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait.
00:46:39I can't believe him.
00:46:43True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn.
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight bod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38Know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:47And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:57Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you. I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:18Get off me, you creep.
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait.
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait.
00:48:35Please.
00:48:36It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me.
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him, when he kissed me,
00:49:28I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened today?
00:49:42That I called you and we unmatched and I broke up with you?
00:49:45Yes, why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe. We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me, we need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service, no internet. It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain. Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:43The other day, I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said, what I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:06It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:10I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look so beautiful, Lolly.
00:51:27You look very handsome.
00:51:33You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day, but I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the seventh date,
00:52:21Love Swipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:35Be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:52Am I going to go to tell you when you're done?
00:52:59I'm going to seat this away.
00:53:00And all of this précar parties are in here.
00:53:00If you're going to get undone each other.
00:53:01And like I'm going to do it, I'll be right.
00:53:03I'm going to shed it on my house.
00:53:03I'm going to be right in here.
00:53:04I'm going to find out my house.
00:53:08I'm going to touch my house.
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back, even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once
00:53:27and
00:53:28for all!
00:53:39Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing can keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:38You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:52Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:15Let's go.
00:55:16And I'm gonna walk you back.
00:55:18Let's go.
00:55:22Let's go.
00:55:34Let's go.
00:55:35Let's go.
00:55:38Let's go.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:07Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Last time I said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Lily!
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34I'm the half of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize!
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob.
00:57:59Back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:30Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:00head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay, police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, police.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid to say
01:00:53up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:56And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04I can't see it.
01:01:05I can see them.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:30Jake.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:01:59I forgive you.
01:02:09I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life,
01:02:30I found true, undying love.
01:02:38So.
01:02:46Lily New Buck.
01:02:48Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:17And you make it make sense
01:03:19How our hope can be done with your soul
01:03:23Who once felt like a screamer
01:03:26Who's still alive
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:35You never did it So far
01:03:36So, like, my son
01:03:36Monaco, I'll come to my son
01:03:37I've got my son
01:03:38I've got my son
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