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My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma Dramax
My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma Dramax
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00:00:05Have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married?
00:00:09The bride and the groom are entering.
00:00:11Please, everyone, rise for them.
00:00:18True love, security, social conditioning.
00:00:23For me, it's simple.
00:00:26Money.
00:00:33Mrs. Bellucci must be losing her mind.
00:00:36They actually found a bride for Louis.
00:00:38Poor girl, actually marrying a vegetable.
00:00:41Poor, hard thing.
00:00:43That's Ann Morris, the famous paparazzi.
00:00:46People like her never do anything for free.
00:00:49She's definitely getting something out of this marriage.
00:00:54Miss Morris, do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad, in sickness and in health, for the rest of your life?
00:01:12Please, everybody knows the Bellucci heir is basically a vegetable.
00:01:16And he's ugly and old.
00:01:18I'm not marrying that man.
00:01:20They only need a wife in name to seal the deal.
00:01:24Surely I won't let you be the one sacrificed.
00:01:27Ann, you'll do it.
00:01:29Time for you to contribute to this family.
00:01:32Why me?
00:01:33Ever since your father died, I've cared for you for years without asking for one cent.
00:01:40But, don't you think it's time you paid something back?
00:01:43Well, if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar, then sure.
00:01:53Watch your tone, girl.
00:01:54And remember, I'm still holding your mother's urn.
00:01:58So if you don't want anything to happen to it...
00:02:01Okay.
00:02:03Fine.
00:02:04But if you want me to take the hit for Linda...
00:02:07What will cost you?
00:02:10$100,000.
00:02:15Since you're so eager to sell yourself out...
00:02:19Deal.
00:02:25I do.
00:02:28My family thought they could ruin me.
00:02:30Wrong.
00:02:31Bellucci pays $5 million for an heir.
00:02:34I'll take the money, buy my freedom, and live better than all of them.
00:02:44Good to be here today.
00:02:47Grandma Ann.
00:02:49Pleasure to meet you.
00:02:51Hi.
00:02:52Wow.
00:02:53Getting married on Valentine's Day.
00:02:56How romantic.
00:02:57Oh, and these balloons, absolutely adorable.
00:02:58I just had to grab one for myself.
00:03:00But, you know what?
00:03:01I think you need this more than I do.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06Well, that's very lovely.
00:03:09And you are...
00:03:11I'm Louie's brother.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Well, half-brother.
00:03:16We don't have the same mom, but...
00:03:17That's never stopped me from seeing Louie as my most beloved older brother.
00:03:22Well, today has been just so touching, so warm, and so much.
00:03:30It fills my heart with warmth to see Louie finally settling down, right?
00:03:36I know.
00:03:38Well, I better be getting out of here.
00:03:40Bye, Grandma.
00:03:42Bye.
00:03:43Pleasure to meet you, Ann.
00:03:44You too.
00:03:45Enjoy my brother.
00:03:47Bye.
00:03:48Bye.
00:03:53I did not realize Louis had a brother.
00:03:56It's just a mistake Louie's fathers made years ago.
00:04:00He's an odd boy, but harmless.
00:04:03So, now that the wedding is done,
00:04:07Ann,
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir?
00:04:13Oh, um,
00:04:16yes, about that, I...
00:04:18I would love to eventually.
00:04:20Um, it's just...
00:04:21You know,
00:04:23given that, um,
00:04:24Louis is in a vegetative state at the moment.
00:04:27Uh, maybe we can...
00:04:28I can try...
00:04:29Um, what's the tech stuff called?
00:04:31Um,
00:04:32IVF?
00:04:33Don't you worry, dear.
00:04:35The doctor says all the important parts
00:04:37are still working.
00:04:40Excuse me?
00:04:41Yes.
00:04:46Wait, did he just...
00:04:51Did he just move?
00:04:52I know.
00:04:53It sounds crazy, right?
00:04:55But maybe it's God's twisted little miracle.
00:04:58He left Louis at least one chance to give us an heir.
00:05:03Did you see it?
00:05:04Am I crazy?
00:05:05I know, honey.
00:05:06He can't really move right now.
00:05:07But look at the bright side.
00:05:09You're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots.
00:05:12Choose whatever positions work for you, dear.
00:05:16Hmm?
00:05:16Oh,
00:05:17I promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a Valentine's single party tonight,
00:05:22so we're gonna be heading first.
00:05:25Oh,
00:05:26and remember,
00:05:27you're sleeping in Louis' room tonight.
00:05:30Sure.
00:05:31Love to.
00:05:33Well,
00:05:34Miss Anne,
00:05:35I leave him in your capable hands.
00:05:37Hmm.
00:05:43All right.
00:05:45Lovely family you have there.
00:05:50Let's go.
00:05:52Hmm.
00:05:56Hmm.
00:06:01I swear I saw you move this afternoon.
00:06:04Are you really unconscious?
00:06:06Are you faking it?
00:06:10Hello?
00:06:16Hello?
00:06:18Chup.
00:06:19Let's see.
00:06:31Oh my god.
00:06:32How did I stay unconscious for two years
00:06:35and still have abs?
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:41Well,
00:06:41still no reaction.
00:06:42I guess you really are.
00:06:43We're not faking it.
00:06:50Bye!
00:06:51Bye!
00:06:54Bye!
00:06:55Bye!
00:06:56Bye!
00:06:58Bye!
00:06:59Bye!
00:07:01Bye!
00:07:04Bye!
00:07:05It's insane.
00:07:06And my new husband,
00:07:08he is nothing like the rumors.
00:07:12He is young,
00:07:13he is hot.
00:07:14Guess what?
00:07:15He can still have sex.
00:07:17I know,
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that.
00:07:21So weird.
00:07:26All right, maybe I should see for myself.
00:07:33Maybe I should see for myself.
00:07:38I'm just kidding.
00:07:40Okay, I should go.
00:07:42I have work in the morning, and I want to catch a few good stories.
00:07:46Bye.
00:08:03Good night, dear.
00:08:12Crazy woman, huh?
00:08:14Much better when she's quiet.
00:08:31Good morning, husband.
00:08:38Okay, see you later.
00:08:53Sir, I think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out.
00:08:58Should we look in there?
00:09:02Not for now.
00:09:07Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter.
00:09:10Dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:14I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:26Zach choose to break.
00:09:28I know what the deal is.
00:09:29Where is Charlotte?
00:09:31I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:36He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:44So a second ago, I'm a womanizer.
00:09:45Now I'm gay.
00:09:46That's awesome.
00:09:47There you are.
00:09:48I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:53Um, quick intro.
00:09:55I am, uh, Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look.
00:10:00I figured.
00:10:00We've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, director Nick?
00:10:08Uh...
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:10We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:13Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will...
00:10:21I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:22Yeah, you just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:31That is actually...
00:10:32That's all the things I need.
00:10:33Bye, sir.
00:10:35Fuck me.
00:10:36Another paparazzi.
00:10:41Ann Morris.
00:10:44I can remember that.
00:10:46Ann Morris.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:50Evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Ann.
00:10:53Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:57If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet.
00:11:03So we do street shots, interviews...
00:11:06Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:10I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday
00:11:13to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17That's...
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:20So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22Feels so damn good.
00:11:24Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential.
00:11:32In more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:39Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today,
00:11:43so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:48Oh, meaning...
00:11:49Shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:53Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:05That's gonna be...
00:12:06tricky.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:17Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well...
00:12:25You know...
00:12:26It may not kill you to skip a shower for a day.
00:12:29So...
00:12:29How about I just wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything,
00:12:34I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:45Shit!
00:12:46Oh my god!
00:12:49I can't...
00:12:50I can't...
00:12:58Sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:08Hopefully sometimes.
00:13:11No, I really didn't expect you to be...
00:13:14Elizabeth.
00:13:17Well, uh...
00:13:19Let's...
00:13:22Do this thing.
00:13:23Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was saying before.
00:13:45I'm gonna get all in there.
00:13:50I'm gonna get all in there.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:56It's fine.
00:13:56I have good luck for you.
00:14:06What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh my god.
00:14:22You know, I...
00:14:23I thought Chanda was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get honored.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:38Well...
00:14:39Pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better...
00:14:44Move fast before you calm down.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22You...
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay?
00:15:27It's a long story.
00:15:29Relax?
00:15:30What?
00:15:31Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert.
00:15:35Okay, oh my god.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:39Okay, and by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it.
00:15:43You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:48Who's the pervert now?
00:15:49Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth?
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:51Many times.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Two years ago when I was awake.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:58Why?
00:15:58I don't...
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I...
00:16:07I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while.
00:16:11Okay, don't pick, alright?
00:16:13Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:15After the wedding.
00:16:16Purple suit.
00:16:17Trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne.
00:16:20Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:24Far too concerned.
00:16:26Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:34What plan?
00:16:36Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:38Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:40I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:44You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:59True.
00:17:02Ten million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:10Deal.
00:17:14For once, Grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:23We're all gonna die.
00:17:24Oh, I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:36Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:37Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:39Sure.
00:17:46uh right about that um i can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe
00:17:52i can show you a business card instead i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in do people still fall for tricks this
00:18:04cheap madam she claims mrs bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge her place she looks
00:18:14like she just walked off a construction site there's no way shonda sent her i have a photo
00:18:20with miss bellucci if that helps prove it then show me okay now
00:18:39oh please if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks okay i am not
00:19:05gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just call miss bellucci myself go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message oh i can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do most people in your position would die of embarrassment
00:19:26and humiliation but hey the next time you want to play a high society how about you dust off your
00:19:31cheap clothes first she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of my sight
00:19:37get off me i can walk myself out okay some movie star you are huh so glamorous on screen
00:19:45that's trashy in real life you think i'm low class fine i will just be a low class paparazzi
00:19:53waiting to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend their
00:20:02whole lives crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who i am do you
00:20:07i'm the man heiress our family has been close with the beluches for generations
00:20:12with one single phone call i can make sure you never work in this industry again believe me i can
00:20:24if you beg though i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:29now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and i'll let you go okay
00:20:34toilet i just saw the news she's really lewis's new bride
00:20:40what
00:20:43what
00:20:45that that bitch
00:20:47how much it possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it
00:20:50you two grab her
00:20:53what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity's been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:02leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest
00:21:04on it sir just so you're aware miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong what
00:21:15okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go checking it out
00:21:18sir we're going there in person and you're driving
00:21:23you know i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon but i just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first
00:21:33and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:39i guess you actually think you deserve lewis
00:21:41i get it
00:21:43you're one of those people who had a crush on lewis or something right
00:21:47or maybe on the belucci's money
00:21:49it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:51dare you talk to me like that
00:21:53well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach you a lesson
00:21:56what about if i just
00:21:58strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are
00:22:05like tag i'll strip you good for
00:22:07no
00:22:11hey stop let go of her
00:22:13it's you
00:22:19stop let go of her
00:22:21it's you
00:22:23guess it's my turn to save you
00:22:24his lawyer
00:22:26here
00:22:28what
00:22:30so you're at it again huh
00:22:33bullying people weaker than you
00:22:35zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me charlotte
00:22:42you and i only dated because our agents told us to
00:22:44nobody believed that was real least of all you
00:22:50steve from the belucci group
00:22:52what are you doing here
00:22:54miss anne
00:22:55it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man
00:22:59are you hurt what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks
00:23:03yeah
00:23:04got a few hits
00:23:09steve don't hesitate
00:23:10let anne slap her back
00:23:13miss man
00:23:14i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is completely unacceptable
00:23:23miss anne
00:23:24miss anne
00:23:25you took several hits
00:23:25my recommendation
00:23:27strike back immediately
00:23:28you have the full backing of the belucci family
00:23:31no need to hesitate
00:23:33yeah tell you what i've got some dirt on charlotte too
00:23:36shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here
00:23:38go on hit her
00:23:43well
00:23:58you know
00:24:00you really do deserve this slap but
00:24:03i'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:09ann
00:24:09ann
00:24:11ann
00:24:11ann
00:24:12give me my script
00:24:14this is my set
00:24:15no
00:24:17sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte
00:24:19ann made her choice
00:24:21let's hold off for now
00:24:24ann
00:24:25ann
00:24:29zach um
00:24:30thank you for your help back there really but
00:24:33i'm married
00:24:34and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:36hook up with to kill your boring friday night
00:24:38i am not that person
00:24:40well that'd be nice but no
00:24:42i just came to give you this
00:24:44thank you
00:24:44oh and uh you got mine still
00:24:47right sorry
00:24:48here
00:24:49oh my god no keep it i was joking
00:24:52i was gonna return something to you that was just in the right breast pocket there
00:24:58my badge
00:24:59i thought i lost this for good
00:25:00yeah you left it on your fake lawyering day
00:25:03right
00:25:04um
00:25:08about in there i'm sorry
00:25:09i i don't usually talk like that
00:25:11yeah i believe you
00:25:15it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit you want to grab a drink
00:25:19i'd love to again but um
00:25:20i am married
00:25:22so
00:25:23well i know that mrs bellucci but
00:25:26come on everyone knows that marriage is fake
00:25:29believe me been there no judgment but uh
00:25:31you're not actually in love with sleeping beauty are you
00:25:34it's funny that you call him that um but
00:25:36i really have to go
00:25:37so
00:25:39here's my card
00:25:40and i'll see you around
00:25:42bye bye
00:25:44wait let me drive you home
00:25:49is this
00:25:50what a cursed date
00:25:54nothing is going right everything is wrong
00:25:56and zach seriously
00:25:57suddenly playing hero for that nobody
00:26:06is that
00:26:07zach's car
00:26:08what is he waiting for
00:26:11probably an actress
00:26:12we're literally outside the studio
00:26:14well whoever she is
00:26:16lucky her
00:26:17zach is absolutely waiting for you
00:26:20no question
00:26:21surely
00:26:22he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology
00:26:40what the hell are you doing zach open the door now
00:26:43the hell am i doing the hell are you doing are you yanking on my car
00:26:47obviously you pissed me off earlier so here's what's happening you're gonna drive me home
00:26:52now
00:26:52wow wow yeah there is really something wrong with you
00:26:56have you seen anna around she was just here
00:26:58what are you talking about
00:27:00little bitch
00:27:02right yeah why did i even ask you
00:27:04what
00:27:04damn she probably left without waiting for me
00:27:07without waiting for me
00:27:08well you know what they say
00:27:09what did they say
00:27:10zack what
00:27:12zack
00:27:17zack
00:27:18zack
00:27:19that's rough
00:27:20was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly
00:27:24man i'm embarrassed for her
00:27:26wait
00:27:27hold on
00:27:28isn't that charlotte mann the famous actress
00:27:31really
00:27:32charlotte just got rejected
00:27:35i'm texting my friends
00:27:37oh my god
00:27:41are you okay
00:27:41strike it
00:27:42little bitch
00:27:43i'm gonna kill her
00:27:45no
00:27:52welcome home
00:27:54thank you
00:27:55how's it going
00:27:56good
00:27:57good
00:27:58did anything happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you
00:28:04any handsome stranger try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one that sent steve
00:28:11should have known it was you
00:28:13you don't have to thank me
00:28:14but if i'd known you and zack were so close i wouldn't have had to send steve
00:28:17okay zack and i only met once
00:28:19he's
00:28:21just very
00:28:21kind-hearted
00:28:24so kind-hearted that he's
00:28:26trying to help nurse a married woman
00:28:29it's none of your business okay
00:28:30well that kind of hurts
00:28:32and came fully prepared to care
00:28:36fine
00:28:38only because i don't want my face to bruce
00:28:46how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:11um the ointment yeah right sorry yeah the ointment
00:29:23he said how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:26on the type of early trips over air
00:29:29it was um before steve got there
00:29:32that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new
00:29:37industry's full of people like that
00:29:38okay well if you come across another asshole
00:29:41just let me know handle it
00:29:42you're being weirdly sweet today
00:29:45very suspicious
00:29:46i'm being practical
00:29:47okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots
00:29:49inefficient
00:29:50all right
00:29:51focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother
00:29:54okay
00:29:56whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:09oh my god
00:30:11charlotte got recast
00:30:13charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:16after the stunt she pulled today
00:30:18she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:21how do you know so much about that
00:30:24did you make the call
00:30:25it's easy
00:30:26no big deal
00:30:27right no need to thank me
00:30:28look at you
00:30:31i might actually start liking you
00:30:38uh i'm i'm gonna go to bed
00:30:39i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:42night
00:30:42good night
00:30:50sorry ma'am
00:30:51you're not permitted inside
00:30:53not permitted
00:30:54i work here
00:30:55not anymore
00:30:56this is bullshit
00:30:58let me in
00:30:58or i'm going to
00:30:59this is all because of that little bitch
00:31:02charlotte
00:31:04i think you should see this
00:31:05what now
00:31:05a five million dollar reward
00:31:07kick me back
00:31:10oh
00:31:11five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:16well
00:31:17looks like my chance
00:31:19finally showed up
00:31:21haha
00:31:22it's bullshit
00:31:31it's bullshit
00:31:42they say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator
00:31:46once he loses control they'll have to accept me
00:31:57johnna i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:14i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:16i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:29louis are you there
00:32:37oh
00:32:39poor coma boy
00:32:40how could i possibly expect you to answer me
00:32:54oh
00:32:55looks like it's really kicking in
00:32:58i did good didn't i
00:33:11you kidding me
00:33:16hello
00:33:18yes fine
00:33:20i'll be there in a few minutes
00:33:23this isn't over louis
00:33:26mocked by
00:33:27a launch
00:33:38louis what's wrong
00:33:44louis what's wrong
00:33:45i don't know what's happening to you
00:33:48i want you so badly
00:33:52i'm right here
00:34:11wait wait
00:34:14i gotta know you want this too
00:34:17yeah
00:34:18oh
00:34:18oh
00:34:18oh
00:34:46Oh, my God.
00:34:47My arm is killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:59I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:02I got that yesterday.
00:35:04I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:07As long as you had fun.
00:35:10I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:15It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:18What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:20It means what it means.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:28Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:35You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:38Yes.
00:35:39Yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:41Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:43Turn it the other way.
00:35:44I'm trying.
00:35:44I'm in there right now.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:51Morning.
00:35:52Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:02Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just, I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:10Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:20Oh my God.
00:36:22That was close.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked.
00:36:36Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:47I mean, you're like tough to deal with sometimes, but like I'm, I mean like making more of an effort
00:36:51to like like you and care for you.
00:36:55Wow.
00:36:57Thanks.
00:36:59That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:02Whatever.
00:37:03I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:06I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:09I see.
00:37:12See what?
00:37:14Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Anne Morris.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:34You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:36I'm giving you both.
00:37:37Oh, God.
00:37:37You are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:47Mr. Bellucci.
00:37:56Men and their ideas.
00:37:58It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Whoa.
00:38:15Hey.
00:38:16Zach.
00:38:17What a coincidence.
00:38:18Anne, it's good to see you.
00:38:21You can let go now.
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:24You're literally falling for me.
00:38:26Mm.
00:38:27A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:30In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:35Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:42Hmm.
00:38:44You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:47What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:14Uh, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:18Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:23Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccios.
00:39:28It's funny, uh, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:33Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah, they just love Westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:42Hey, mister.
00:39:45Well, buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:50Oh, no, we're...
00:39:51We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:53Eh.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:40:00You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06I guess it helps him out, so...
00:40:10Hey, Anne, um...
00:40:13I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, um...
00:40:22I had something important to tell you.
00:40:24Yep.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:47Um, what were you going to say earlier?
00:40:53Nothing.
00:40:54Nothing important.
00:40:55Come on, let's go.
00:40:56Okay.
00:41:06What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier,
00:41:11and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:13You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:15They looked way too scary.
00:41:16We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:22Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris
00:41:31spotted on a street date
00:41:33with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:35Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:41Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer
00:41:42wants to scare them.
00:41:44Did they have to go this far
00:41:45just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here.
00:41:52Are you the reason
00:41:53he and Charlotte split?
00:41:55Did you break them up?
00:41:56She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:58You ruined the cutest couple
00:41:59ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:03Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:22Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:31Who is that guy?
00:42:33Is it possible
00:42:34that's Louis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait, that's Louis Bellucci.
00:42:37He's been in a coma.
00:42:38Everyone knows that.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings
00:42:41there may be,
00:42:42whatever rumors
00:42:42you may have heard,
00:42:43does not give you the right
00:42:45to attack my wife.
00:42:47Stop it now!
00:42:48Or the Bellucci group
00:42:49will not hesitate
00:42:50to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Louis Bellucci.
00:42:53The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci,
00:42:55when did you marry Anne Morris?
00:42:57And do you realize
00:42:58that she is a notoriously
00:43:00infamous paparazzi?
00:43:02Mr. Bellucci,
00:43:03if I'm not mistaken,
00:43:04weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:07Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:09Number one,
00:43:10yes,
00:43:11I woke up recently.
00:43:13My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:15Number two,
00:43:16what happened yesterday?
00:43:17There seems to be
00:43:17some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted
00:43:20business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos
00:43:22into some scandalous thing
00:43:24is not only irresponsible,
00:43:26it's just a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three,
00:43:29Bad Anne.
00:43:31We have been in love
00:43:32since the moment
00:43:32we got married.
00:43:34She is a wonderful person
00:43:35and deserves all your respect.
00:43:38Obviously,
00:43:38whatever she chooses to pursue,
00:43:41I will back her.
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:44The Bellucci heir
00:43:45looks nothing like
00:43:46those rumors
00:43:47about him being old and ugly.
00:43:49He's actually
00:43:50insanely good-looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this
00:43:53whole thing wrong.
00:43:54I mean,
00:43:54why would Anne cheat
00:43:55with Zach
00:43:56if she was just
00:43:56standing next to her?
00:43:58We have been in love
00:43:58since the day
00:43:59we got married.
00:44:00She is a wonderful person
00:44:01and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:05What?
00:44:05Get out of here!
00:44:07Linda!
00:44:08What now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides
00:44:10to pursue,
00:44:11I will back her.
00:44:12Is that
00:44:12Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed
00:44:15to be basically
00:44:16a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:19Were the rumors
00:44:20saying that he was
00:44:20old and ugly
00:44:22and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look
00:44:24that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my God!
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne
00:44:29get all the luck?
00:44:31Refusing to marry him
00:44:32is the stupidest decision
00:44:33I've made
00:44:33in my entire life.
00:44:38Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:42Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like
00:44:47I've answered
00:44:47all your questions
00:44:48as kindly
00:44:49and as calmly
00:44:49as I possibly could.
00:44:51But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this
00:44:54come up again
00:44:55and there is anything
00:44:56about my wife
00:44:57or the Bellucci group,
00:44:59I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you.
00:45:08Really, thank you.
00:45:11Come on, let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:20Oh my God.
00:45:23Oh my God.
00:45:25Oh my God.
00:45:26Thank God
00:45:27you're finally awake.
00:45:29I knew
00:45:30all my daily good deeds
00:45:32would finally pay off
00:45:33one day.
00:45:34Grandma, it's been
00:45:34like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone
00:45:38a little overboard.
00:45:41Oh, did I even
00:45:42introduce you to Anne?
00:45:44Uh, yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, we just met.
00:45:46But, uh,
00:45:48it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:46:00Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket
00:46:02for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much
00:46:05for today,
00:46:06for taking all
00:46:07those hits for me.
00:46:09That's what husbands
00:46:09are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:18Well,
00:46:20now that you're
00:46:22publicly awake,
00:46:23uh,
00:46:24have you thought
00:46:24about what's next?
00:46:27Honestly, no.
00:46:28No, today was
00:46:28pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my
00:46:31head on straight.
00:46:32Don't worry.
00:46:33If you want,
00:46:34I can write something
00:46:35up for you,
00:46:36polish your business
00:46:36image a bit.
00:46:37No, you don't have
00:46:37to rush to pay me back,
00:46:38okay?
00:46:38I meant what I said.
00:46:40Take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Well,
00:46:56enough.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:46:59I totally forgot.
00:47:00I came here to tell you
00:47:01something super important.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you
00:47:08something super important.
00:47:09Okay,
00:47:10all right.
00:47:10Yeah,
00:47:10what is it?
00:47:11I found out
00:47:12that your brother
00:47:13Vincent might have
00:47:13some ties to the mob.
00:47:15Okay,
00:47:15yeah,
00:47:16makes sense.
00:47:17I tapped some connections,
00:47:18did some light stalking,
00:47:19and I found out
00:47:21that on Friday,
00:47:21he's meeting with the mob
00:47:22at an abandoned factory
00:47:23up north.
00:47:24They're cooking up
00:47:25some kind of
00:47:25underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:30By you,
00:47:31not by Vincent,
00:47:33obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday,
00:47:35I'm going to go myself
00:47:36and see what they're up to.
00:47:37Now,
00:47:38now I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:41That's too dangerous.
00:47:42That's,
00:47:42trust me,
00:47:43it's the kind of thing
00:47:43that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides,
00:47:45I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:49Well,
00:47:49I'm going to find
00:47:50an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone
00:47:53quick,
00:47:54smart,
00:47:55good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay,
00:47:58I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay,
00:48:02come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Tonda
00:48:03murder me
00:48:04for dragging you out.
00:48:05I'm responsible
00:48:05for my subcontractor's health,
00:48:07okay?
00:48:08Don't worry about Shonda.
00:48:10We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Okay?
00:48:15Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39I'm sorry.
00:48:41Are you sure
00:48:42no one's going to snap us
00:48:42in a place like this?
00:48:44You know,
00:48:45I've been doing this
00:48:45five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most
00:48:47dangerous places
00:48:48are where you're the safest.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:54Oh,
00:48:55sorry.
00:48:55I forgot to
00:48:56turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know
00:49:05why the paparazzi
00:49:06is all over you.
00:49:07You're way too easy
00:49:07to spot.
00:49:09Sir,
00:49:11you may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:20Where?
00:49:20The seafood shack
00:49:21and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:33So have you thought
00:49:34at all about
00:49:34that exclusive interview?
00:49:36Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean,
00:49:39after our latest scandal,
00:49:40we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview
00:49:43would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:46But, uh,
00:49:47judging from your outfit today,
00:49:48I don't know
00:49:49if you fully adapted
00:49:50to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:51Okay,
00:49:51don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea
00:49:54what I went through that day.
00:49:55I literally escaped the office
00:49:56under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up,
00:50:00so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well,
00:50:03it sure was convenient
00:50:04timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:09I'd never market it.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:11This exclusive
00:50:12totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know,
00:50:14I've never done
00:50:14one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:20Um...
00:50:21Well,
00:50:22I can...
00:50:23How about
00:50:23I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought it was your husband.
00:50:46It was my responsibility
00:50:48to show up,
00:50:49you know,
00:50:50make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting
00:50:53on a married woman.
00:50:57Like someone hitting
00:50:58on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow,
00:51:00that is incredible.
00:51:02You've only been awake,
00:51:03what,
00:51:03three,
00:51:03four hours,
00:51:04and already you're letting
00:51:05your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here
00:51:08to make sure that,
00:51:09uh,
00:51:10no questionable people
00:51:12get close to my wife.
00:51:14Call it a responsibility,
00:51:15you know?
00:51:16I mean,
00:51:17you did already ruin
00:51:17her reputation last time,
00:51:19right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible
00:51:20enough to marry her
00:51:21while I'm deep in a coma,
00:51:22box in her entire life
00:51:24as a result.
00:51:24Okay,
00:51:25I think there has been
00:51:26a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis,
00:51:28Zach,
00:51:28very nicely asked me
00:51:30to do this exclusive
00:51:30interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're
00:51:32having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh,
00:51:34an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds
00:51:37interesting.
00:51:39Maybe they should ask you
00:51:40about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of
00:51:43interesting stuff there,
00:51:44huh?
00:51:45Yeah,
00:51:45there's a ton.
00:51:46I've gotten up to a bunch
00:51:47the past couple years.
00:51:48It's the type of thing
00:51:48that you can do
00:51:49when you're not unconscious.
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:50How about we all
00:51:51eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:54I'm just betting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly
00:51:56know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh,
00:51:58I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne
00:52:01what she can and can't do.
00:52:03Not interrupting
00:52:03when she's trying
00:52:04to have a nice dinner
00:52:05with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough
00:52:08of this childish
00:52:09little bickering,
00:52:10so enjoy this feast
00:52:11without me.
00:52:12How are you going to go?
00:52:13Okay,
00:52:14Anne.
00:52:15Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci,
00:52:20air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up
00:52:22the tab.
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:26Hey,
00:52:28walking away
00:52:29is not a great habit,
00:52:30but I know
00:52:30Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well,
00:52:33don't pin it all on him.
00:52:34You two act like
00:52:34you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously
00:52:37worried about
00:52:38tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:39Okay,
00:52:39well don't be.
00:52:39I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah,
00:52:42that's kind of the reason
00:52:43why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just
00:52:46promise me that
00:52:47whatever happens tomorrow
00:52:48you follow my lead.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07what?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy
00:53:12toning down all...
00:53:14Okay,
00:53:15hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:20Oh,
00:53:20no,
00:53:20no,
00:53:20no,
00:53:21we're not taking that.
00:53:22That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:50Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low profile.
00:53:52Okay,
00:53:52then why do I feel like
00:53:52everyone's staring
00:53:53and judging me?
00:53:57Probably because
00:53:57you still look good
00:53:58even if you're squished
00:53:59on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah,
00:54:02I keep telling myself that.
00:54:04All right,
00:54:04come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:22Well,
00:54:26here we are.
00:54:27From now on,
00:54:29we travel light.
00:54:31I
00:54:31brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:36In case I need to punch them.
00:54:38Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay,
00:54:40let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall,
00:54:45you handcuffed me
00:54:46for the entire night
00:54:47the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn
00:54:50to see how it feels.
00:54:51Are you...
00:54:51Louis!
00:54:53Can you not be five years old
00:54:54for one second?
00:54:55It's not a big deal.
00:54:56Okay,
00:54:56look,
00:54:57all right?
00:54:58Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:55:00No big deal.
00:55:01Can you get it off,
00:55:01please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay,
00:55:15hold on,
00:55:15maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:18We just got here
00:55:19and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them
00:55:23to be so
00:55:24user hostile.
00:55:25Well,
00:55:26I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:29Whatever,
00:55:29we have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot
00:55:42have to wake up
00:55:43now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51Let me get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59I'll love my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15I guess the poison I used
00:56:17on Louie Bellucci
00:56:18was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron
00:56:21actually woke up.
00:56:24Reed,
00:56:24have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:26We handled everything clean.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:29Good.
00:56:30And the chairman
00:56:31of the Kennedy Group
00:56:32won't make it to the week.
00:56:33I want it done clean,
00:56:34fast,
00:56:35and I want to trace
00:56:36to no one.
00:56:37You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid
00:56:42for taking out
00:56:43Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time
00:56:45or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives
00:56:47out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah,
00:56:50I got it.
00:56:51Relax,
00:56:52okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:55I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But,
00:56:57if you help me
00:56:58take out Louie Bellucci
00:56:59and clear the way
00:57:00for me as the CEO
00:57:01of the Bellucci Group,
00:57:03I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:08I'll fix it.
00:57:12I'll fix it.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here
00:57:20knowing what happened.
00:57:22Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Oh, gotcha.
00:57:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:26Go right.
00:57:30No, no, no, no.
00:57:31Come, go, go, go.
00:57:32Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:34Here.
00:57:36Here.
00:57:36Hey, figure it out.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:47Come on.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:48Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:54Oh, fuck.
00:57:55Fuck.
00:57:56This is not sufficient, man.
00:57:57I don't know how to peel them.
00:57:58Man,
00:57:59fuck it in pants anyways.
00:58:00Fuck this shit.
00:58:01Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:04That was terrifying.
00:58:06But it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:14I don't know how to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:21$12 million.
00:58:21$12 million.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Belushi Group?
00:58:27Careful.
00:58:28I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay.
00:58:32Well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:42Shit.
00:58:43How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:56Yeah, well, handcuffed, in case you forgot.
00:58:59And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:02No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just leave it up to fate.
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:16They ran into the room.
00:59:17It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:21Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:26You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:30What did they look like?
00:59:32A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:39Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:47Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:50Was he cute?
00:59:51Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:53He's good.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:03I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:04It could be worse.
01:00:05You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:08We have the camera.
01:00:09It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:13I'm honored for exposing your darling brother who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:24By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:32And my parents died.
01:00:35And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:40That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:42And I had a half brother that had any woman.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:51And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:57Steve started to handle everything for me.
01:00:59And just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02Or, you know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just, like, weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:16When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:22None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:26But I just...
01:01:28I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and...
01:01:32I'm going to be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:51How about this?
01:01:54In two weeks, we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah?
01:02:00Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:03Okay.
01:02:03I'm willing to wake for you.
01:02:07I've never tried.
01:02:09I've never tried.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:24What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like...
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Well, maybe it is.
01:02:30We are together now.
01:02:32I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:36Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:53Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:56I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Hey, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment,
01:03:08so unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:17Gotcha.
01:03:17Um, seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:23I'm going to head out.
01:03:26I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:29I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:33Maybe a man.
01:03:34Who knows?
01:03:35Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:11I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:18Come on, man.
01:04:21Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:25Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But, since you look so miserable, this one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:55I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out!
01:05:06Behind you!
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink a second ago.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:14Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:18Zach.
01:05:19Zach, I love you.
01:05:21I'm your number one fan.
01:05:23I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We got to run.
01:05:33Look at you.
01:05:34You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm going to kill you.
01:05:42Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:51Oh.
01:05:53And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58Anne, this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:05You just got to call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16Damn it.
01:06:17I'm just a skeech.
01:06:19I'm going to burn away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho.
01:06:23You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:30Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:51Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you couldn't even show him your true self.
01:06:54It's disgusting.
01:06:55You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction because he hates people like
01:06:59you.
01:07:00And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:02Never you.
01:07:03You bitch.
01:07:04I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:06You don't mean to do that.
01:07:08Nice.
01:07:12Oh, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey.
01:07:15Are you okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:19Take him to the Belucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:24Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:27My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:30That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:31Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:43Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:47No one.
01:07:49Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:52I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:07But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:14We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:22I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:35Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:49You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:03You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07Got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:19Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:22I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:25She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:27And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:35All right, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's the zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:43Sorry.
01:09:47Wait, no.
01:09:48What's going on?
01:09:49Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:56What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:58You can't arrest me.
01:09:59Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:06We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:15This is a setup.
01:10:16You think you could frame me?
01:10:18Jesus.
01:10:19Oh, nobody.
01:10:19How...
01:10:20All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to stop me.
01:10:27You know who I am?
01:10:28Ah!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:33Oh, oh!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:39I'll take it.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:47Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:55I'm your rescuer.
01:10:56I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up, I would never have been in this
01:11:03situation to begin with.
01:11:05Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:08I'll lead you two to argue together, and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:13Don't kill each other.
01:11:25Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35It means a lot.
01:11:37Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:42I'll steal it back.
01:11:44Promise I'm not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:52You should come.
01:11:54You're an important witness.
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought
01:12:12It happened on me
01:12:16A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:19Eyes closed
01:12:19Steam in the bathroom light
01:12:24Why am I willing to wait?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:28Me too.
01:12:29I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:40Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:51I do.
01:12:53I do.
01:12:55Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:59Who knows?
01:13:00Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's their type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04You may be too.
01:13:07I do.
01:13:07You may too.
01:13:07Do you wanna get closer?
01:13:11Say it's true.
01:13:15You'll be shy.
01:13:18I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's free.
01:13:23Say it's pretend.
01:13:25Why can't my heart just let it end?
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