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The Maid Did It - #englishsub #fullmovie 馃嵖
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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit!
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money.
00:00:44Not power.
00:00:45Not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia.
00:00:51My nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fianc茅e, Stephanie.
00:00:57Welcome to the family.
00:00:59Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much.
00:01:24You completely ruined my fianc茅e's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:26No, it's annoying.
00:01:27Honey, we're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have like 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:11I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night
00:02:19when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How...
00:02:35How am I supposed to...
00:02:36Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:40You want to be one of the fig wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:36You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now.
00:03:42You're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood,
00:03:50and then when she got sick,
00:03:51he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I...
00:03:54I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:02Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:20You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well...
00:04:39Maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:45Let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:12First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:43Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is...
00:05:54Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:07Courtney!
00:06:07I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:56Ow!
00:06:58Ow!
00:07:00Ow!
00:07:01Ow!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:09Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything, I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:18Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God, Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:30Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay? I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:45Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are. Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just trying to flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe we're even...
00:08:05Effective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No, I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed, and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:27Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah!
00:09:39Totally!
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:46Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Lawyer phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59I don't know!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:23We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:40I'm sorry.
00:10:41I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43That's okay.
00:10:53Uh, could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:01Uh, turn around, please.
00:11:10There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but...
00:12:05I know that every single one of them wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:10It's worth $30 million.
00:12:11And each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but...
00:12:17You're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:29Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth.
00:12:56That she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:55Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:14:00And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:29Right.
00:14:30Um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37She was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there.
00:14:47And I offer you an extra hundred.
00:14:49You know, I just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on.
00:14:56Marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:58There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh, God.
00:15:05Kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:14What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney,
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage salary
00:15:36and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:42Wait, I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:54As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:57But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:01there's a storm coming
00:16:03and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring
00:16:07so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I know, I know.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:10I got you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:25Huh.
00:16:27When I'm the lady of this mansion,
00:16:29we're gonna burn it down,
00:16:31get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:37Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:48Ryan was cheating on his bride
00:16:50with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time,
00:16:54Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact
00:16:58that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:04Yes.
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:09Mr. Harper, your family is here?
00:17:11Well, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just...
00:17:15Okay, you're kidding.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:20Mwah!
00:17:21Mwah!
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25They look so good.
00:17:27It's just getting done.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here
00:17:32in my humble home.
00:17:34Mwah!
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries
00:17:45to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:49You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:57So you're suggesting
00:17:58that Sylvia Harbour,
00:17:59Tony's sister,
00:18:00is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that
00:18:02she was the only one
00:18:04who knew about
00:18:05Tony's berry allergy.
00:18:09Something about this woman
00:18:10always seemed suspicious to me,
00:18:12but I never imagined
00:18:14for a second
00:18:14she would go as far as to...
00:18:15I'm sorry.
00:18:16I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:32I'm sorry.
00:18:33Um, please.
00:18:35Continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:41I said I can manage it.
00:18:44I don't need help from...
00:18:45The help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside,
00:18:52but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul
00:18:58you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother,
00:19:01who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well,
00:19:06as soon as I'm lady of the house,
00:19:08that kind soul is going to be
00:19:10shoveling horse shit.
00:19:11Jan,
00:19:12help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that she were gonna...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:22I knew I should have told Uncle Tony
00:19:25that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired,
00:19:41and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:44Plus, I don't want anyone to know
00:19:46I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:50No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him,
00:20:00so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then,
00:20:05as I was distributing the suitcases
00:20:07among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been
00:20:10about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan,
00:20:17you must,
00:20:18you must go into his room
00:20:19at the first opportunity
00:20:21and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamonds.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's,
00:20:28that's the ring that Ryan wants to use
00:20:31for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph
00:20:38or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43I just,
00:20:44I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally,
00:20:46but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth
00:20:5030 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass
00:20:53and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized
00:20:59they were planning to kill him
00:21:01and just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring,
00:21:09I am going to give you
00:21:10one-tenth.
00:21:12Dude, that's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430...
00:21:1430 million dollars?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy
00:21:18a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy
00:21:20a new wardrobe for your wife
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress
00:21:23like a hooker
00:21:24on spring break
00:21:24at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's gonna happen.
00:21:31You are gonna go
00:21:32into Tony's room
00:21:37and you are going
00:21:38to take these blueberries
00:21:39and smear them
00:21:40underneath his pillow.
00:21:44That's a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes
00:21:48his daily afternoon nap,
00:21:50he's going to have
00:21:51an extreme allergic reaction
00:21:52and everyone's gonna come
00:21:54running to tend to him.
00:21:56Oh my God!
00:21:58Creating the perfect
00:22:00distraction
00:22:00for you to go in
00:22:02and steal that
00:22:03motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this,
00:22:07Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them,
00:22:18not if you just smear them
00:22:19under his pillow,
00:22:20got it?
00:22:23Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni,
00:22:39I've been looking for you
00:22:40for the past hour,
00:22:41but here you are
00:22:42hiding up here
00:22:43with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just...
00:22:46uh, we were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired
00:22:48of being a mama's boy
00:22:49because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:51And I'm here
00:22:52in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh, just blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:11It's every year we do
00:23:14annual bake.
00:23:16We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie
00:23:18we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally
00:23:21the worst bullshitter
00:23:21I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique,
00:23:23I simply asked my son
00:23:25to help me to my room
00:23:26with my suitcase
00:23:26and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:37Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me,
00:23:49but you are ruining
00:23:50that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut
00:23:52that umbilical cord,
00:23:54he's never gonna be
00:23:55a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen
00:23:57to his manhood
00:23:58when he finds out
00:23:59you've been cheating on him
00:24:00with his more successful,
00:24:02richer brother?
00:24:08I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:14What I don't see
00:24:16is what they see
00:24:16in a basic bimbo like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:36I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well.
00:24:46It looks like
00:24:47our lovely little maid
00:24:48is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry,
00:24:51Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:52I was just...
00:24:53Don't mind it.
00:24:54I don't.
00:24:56I have connections
00:24:57at your mother's hospital.
00:24:59Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going
00:25:02to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go
00:25:04into his room
00:25:05and you're gonna get
00:25:06that ring
00:25:06and you're gonna
00:25:07bring it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony
00:25:10your mother dies,
00:25:13one's gonna believe
00:25:14a pathetic little maid.
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing
00:25:21your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl
00:25:25who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie,
00:25:27when it comes to money,
00:25:29nobody gives a fuck
00:25:30about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony
00:25:39like a father,
00:25:41but it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying
00:25:43in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:49I remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful
00:25:54and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time
00:25:58when I was a kid
00:25:58I was riding my bike
00:26:00and I had fallen
00:26:02and skinned my knee
00:26:03pretty bad
00:26:03and she happened
00:26:05to be walking by
00:26:06and she stopped
00:26:06everything that she was doing
00:26:08and she, um,
00:26:10she came over
00:26:11and helped me up
00:26:12and made sure
00:26:12I was okay.
00:26:15Actually,
00:26:16I think you might
00:26:17have been there.
00:26:18Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were
00:26:26the golden boy
00:26:27and I was
00:26:28just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time
00:26:33that we carved
00:26:34our names in that tree?
00:26:37You remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:39Alan, look,
00:26:40I really,
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry.
00:26:43Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh,
00:26:46I should not be talking
00:26:47about the past.
00:26:48Um,
00:26:49you are
00:26:50a suspect
00:26:52in a homicide
00:26:54and I'm the lead investigator.
00:26:55Let's just, um,
00:26:58let's stick to the matter
00:26:59at hand, okay?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany,
00:27:02I want you to tell it
00:27:03to me straight.
00:27:05Did you do it?
00:27:07Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:14What?
00:27:16What?
00:27:18What?
00:27:19What?
00:27:24What?
00:27:25I don't know.
00:28:10Brittany, what are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind.
00:28:32It's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:44I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:49What was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me.
00:29:05Because he's the only one who truly trusts me and...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:26Here we go.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56Yes, and as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless of course they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake, you are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey.
00:30:33Look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:37You...
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:40And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:47Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia, and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy...
00:31:02...was you.
00:31:05You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:13You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:20The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:24It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways, allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:36Oh, my God.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:44It feels so good.
00:31:46Oh, my God.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56It's so good.
00:31:56Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:01This feels so good.
00:32:02I love you.
00:32:03Say it louder.
00:32:04Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:05It's so hard.
00:32:06How much do you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh, yeah, it is.
00:32:17I'm so happy.
00:32:18Goddammit.
00:32:19Ah!
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:33My leg.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:36Okay. Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:03I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:09Huh. I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really? You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53Are you kidding me?
00:33:54You're my best friend. I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend. I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:22If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:29But if I'm right, then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear.
00:34:52It means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it.
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:23And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:05Uh, yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:11is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get to ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because
00:36:30I know
00:36:31that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:50when you got a pristine
00:36:51Rose Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:36:54Okay?
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:04It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit
00:37:20on the greener tint olive.
00:37:23Have you seen me
00:37:24when it's this temperature?
00:37:27I can do the helicopter
00:37:29in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:36And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him
00:37:54to get the ring
00:37:56and
00:37:58and
00:38:01I've really had to
00:38:01use the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay, but
00:38:07I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well,
00:38:10if I don't go right now
00:38:11then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:38Let's go.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:49I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is,
00:38:52it took me many years
00:38:52to get over that,
00:38:53so let's just keep
00:38:54things between us.
00:38:55Fall in.
00:38:55If love and you use
00:38:57my crying tonight
00:39:00that I'm just a girl
00:39:03who lost the fight
00:39:05and every doubt
00:39:06you try to prove
00:39:08still trembles
00:39:09when I make
00:39:23you don't want it.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26And, um,
00:39:28that's the problem.
00:39:30You're under investigation,
00:39:32Brittany,
00:39:33for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing
00:39:35that they drill into us
00:39:36at the academy
00:39:37is that the killer
00:39:38always tries to get close,
00:39:40to be liked,
00:39:43trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened
00:39:49between us,
00:39:50it doesn't matter,
00:39:51okay?
00:39:52I do not lose control
00:39:54on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done
00:40:08anything
00:40:09to get that right.
00:40:17Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Toady,
00:40:19I am going to formally
00:40:22ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only male heir
00:40:27in the family,
00:40:27I need to ask
00:40:30for the interim ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh, there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:42that it fits on
00:40:42Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger,
00:40:45right?
00:40:45Steph.
00:40:46Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah,
00:40:49obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say anyone else is.
00:40:53It's a Freudian,
00:40:55it's a slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't...
00:41:08Uncle Tony,
00:41:09what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid Tony would have
00:41:18a heart attack
00:41:19right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means so much to him.
00:41:22And not only because
00:41:24it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:32He's going to tell him
00:41:33that half the inheritance
00:41:34is gone.
00:41:34Oh, the ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced
00:41:39that you and Steph
00:41:40are truly in love.
00:41:41He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fianc茅 there...
00:41:47Well,
00:41:48maybe you should
00:41:49just think a little bit longer
00:41:51and make sure
00:41:52she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:01I'm not going to let
00:42:03some old man
00:42:04who smells like artichokes
00:42:06and old socks
00:42:07tell me
00:42:09what type of wedding ring
00:42:11I will be wearing
00:42:12to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question
00:42:15my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk
00:42:17about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion
00:42:20of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like
00:42:24it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to,
00:42:26what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love
00:42:34to the depths
00:42:34of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:37Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly
00:42:50did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Tony's had a heart condition
00:42:54for years.
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever,
00:43:02how long does it take
00:43:03to get a statement
00:43:04from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know
00:43:06that we'll be done soon.
00:43:08Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want
00:43:10to let you know,
00:43:11even though she has
00:43:11this little innocent virgin
00:43:13thing going on,
00:43:14that bitch is a liar.
00:43:16Just...
00:43:17One question
00:43:18before you go.
00:43:19Um, did you know
00:43:21that Tony had
00:43:22a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything
00:43:29about these people's
00:43:29health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times
00:43:42I've heard her say,
00:43:43when I'm the lady
00:43:44of the mansion,
00:43:45when I'm the lady
00:43:46of the mansion,
00:43:47when I'm the lady
00:43:49of the mansion...
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:54Steph is our killer.
00:44:00How?
00:44:01That's why I kept
00:44:02following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her
00:44:05one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:08Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway,
00:44:13are you seriously
00:44:14willing to do
00:44:15anything to get
00:44:16that ring?
00:44:17Including getting
00:44:17rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:19Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25Uh...
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need
00:44:34your Molly.
00:44:35I don't know
00:44:36what you're talking
00:44:37about.
00:44:38I saw the text
00:44:39messages to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through
00:44:42my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it
00:44:45to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would
00:44:47never do that.
00:44:49Monique,
00:44:50do you want
00:44:50the money
00:44:51or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck
00:45:08will die
00:45:08and we'll get
00:45:09the ring.
00:45:09Ha ha ha ha.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30Fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement
00:45:32dweller rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally
00:45:33smell and
00:45:34look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:39Tony's...
00:45:40blood pressure
00:45:41medication?
00:45:44What were you
00:45:45ladies doing
00:45:46with this?
00:45:47We were just...
00:45:48Um...
00:45:49We were...
00:45:51going to the
00:45:52bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know,
00:46:00I, uh...
00:46:01I have to just
00:46:02say that is,
00:46:03um...
00:46:04That was some
00:46:04impressive police
00:46:05work.
00:46:06Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel
00:46:07brave.
00:46:08No, you...
00:46:09You caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:10on their way
00:46:11to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped
00:46:13their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan
00:46:16would have
00:46:16failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at
00:46:23the pills
00:46:23afterward
00:46:24and they
00:46:24were expired.
00:46:25Tony never
00:46:26would have
00:46:26taken them.
00:46:27What was
00:46:27the point
00:46:27of the story
00:46:28then?
00:46:29If Tony
00:46:29would have
00:46:30never taken
00:46:30the pills
00:46:30then he
00:46:31never would
00:46:31have died.
00:46:33They didn't
00:46:34kill him.
00:46:36Look,
00:46:36Brittany,
00:46:38we've been
00:46:39sitting here
00:46:39for over
00:46:40an hour and a
00:46:41half now
00:46:41going in
00:46:43circles.
00:46:45Is that on
00:46:45purpose?
00:46:47What do
00:46:47you mean?
00:46:48I mean,
00:46:49maybe you're
00:46:50taking advantage
00:46:50of that I'm
00:46:51a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at
00:46:54all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've
00:46:57just been
00:46:57playing me
00:46:58this whole
00:46:58time.
00:46:59No,
00:46:59that...
00:47:00I swear
00:47:02everything that
00:47:03I have told
00:47:03you has been
00:47:04true.
00:47:04Yeah,
00:47:05everything
00:47:07except for
00:47:08who the
00:47:08actual killer
00:47:09is.
00:47:13Alan,
00:47:15I know
00:47:15that you
00:47:16may have
00:47:16some feelings
00:47:17and anger
00:47:20towards me
00:47:20for what
00:47:21happened
00:47:21between us
00:47:22years ago,
00:47:23but I
00:47:26swear to
00:47:26you I'm
00:47:27not lying.
00:47:30There's
00:47:30someone else
00:47:30we haven't
00:47:31talked about.
00:47:32Ryan.
00:47:35Where
00:47:36the hell
00:47:36is that
00:47:37will?
00:47:38Probably
00:47:38I'll go
00:47:38into mom
00:47:39anyway since
00:47:40she was
00:47:41the closest
00:47:41to Uncle
00:47:42T's.
00:47:43No,
00:47:43listen,
00:47:43Uncle Tony
00:47:44knows full
00:47:45well mom's
00:47:45going to
00:47:45blow
00:47:46everything
00:47:46that he
00:47:46built.
00:47:47Now,
00:47:48I am
00:47:48not willing
00:47:49to risk
00:47:49that.
00:47:51So I
00:47:51get my
00:47:52name in
00:47:52that
00:47:52will,
00:47:52one way
00:47:53or another.
00:47:57Well,
00:47:57I am
00:47:58not willing
00:47:59to risk
00:47:59that.
00:48:00I'm
00:48:00getting my
00:48:00name in
00:48:00the
00:48:01will
00:48:01any way
00:48:01that I
00:48:02can.
00:48:02So what
00:48:03am I
00:48:03doing
00:48:03here?
00:48:04To
00:48:04change
00:48:04it,
00:48:05if need
00:48:05be.
00:48:06Come
00:48:06on.
00:48:07Didn't
00:48:08you study
00:48:08law or
00:48:09something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well,
00:48:10I did
00:48:11the Zoom
00:48:12thing.
00:48:12the Zoom
00:48:13process.
00:48:14good enough.
00:48:17So,
00:48:18uh,
00:48:21what's in it
00:48:22for me?
00:48:23What do you
00:48:23mean?
00:48:24You're my little
00:48:25brother,
00:48:26okay?
00:48:26Why don't you just
00:48:26grow up here and
00:48:27stand up for this
00:48:27family for once?
00:48:30okay,
00:48:31look,
00:48:31if you
00:48:31help me
00:48:32with the
00:48:32well,
00:48:32I'll cut
00:48:33you in.
00:48:34I want
00:48:34half.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38All right,
00:48:39I'm gonna go
00:48:39take a shit.
00:48:40No,
00:48:40okay,
00:48:40okay,
00:48:40okay,
00:48:41okay,
00:48:41okay,
00:48:41okay.
00:48:41Half,
00:48:42half of a
00:48:42bazillion
00:48:43is still
00:48:43a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay,
00:48:44but listen,
00:48:45there's one
00:48:45thing that's
00:48:46still worrying
00:48:47me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been
00:48:52snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah,
00:48:53no dick,
00:48:53idiot.
00:48:54She's a
00:48:54fucking maid,
00:48:55bro.
00:48:55we are
00:48:56gonna have
00:48:56to deal
00:48:56with her.
00:48:59Suddenly,
00:49:00I understood
00:49:00everything.
00:49:01Well,
00:49:01she's been
00:49:02snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had
00:49:03the motive.
00:49:04He didn't
00:49:04just want
00:49:04the ring.
00:49:05He wanted
00:49:05the whole
00:49:06fortune,
00:49:06the entire
00:49:07inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was
00:49:09in immediate
00:49:10danger,
00:49:10and only
00:49:11I could
00:49:12stop it.
00:49:14What are
00:49:14you doing
00:49:14in here?
00:49:17I was
00:49:18just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah,
00:49:21I was,
00:49:21I was,
00:49:22uh,
00:49:22I was looking
00:49:23for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even
00:49:25know what
00:49:25this,
00:49:26what is
00:49:26this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen,
00:49:30when I see
00:49:31one,
00:49:31I thought
00:49:31this was
00:49:32one of
00:49:32those fancy
00:49:32kitchen
00:49:33bathrooms.
00:49:34Like,
00:49:35with the
00:49:35bathroom,
00:49:35and the
00:49:35kitchen,
00:49:36it's like
00:49:37a fusion,
00:49:38it's like
00:49:38a fusion
00:49:39thing.
00:49:42What the
00:49:43fuck?
00:49:43Did you
00:49:44kill her?
00:49:45No,
00:49:45shut up,
00:49:46idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just
00:49:48be out for
00:49:49a minute.
00:49:49Hey,
00:49:50Yanni,
00:49:50Yanni,
00:49:51I need
00:49:51you to listen
00:49:52to me,
00:49:52all right,
00:49:53about what
00:49:53you need
00:49:53to do,
00:49:54okay?
00:49:59Please,
00:50:01don't let
00:50:01them hurt
00:50:02Tony.
00:50:04Don't let
00:50:05them hurt
00:50:06Tony.
00:50:07Oh,
00:50:07Brittany,
00:50:08hey,
00:50:09are you okay?
00:50:11I gotta
00:50:11save Uncle
00:50:12Tony.
00:50:14Wait,
00:50:15wait,
00:50:15wait,
00:50:15no,
00:50:15no,
00:50:16don't go in
00:50:16there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony
00:50:19said he did not
00:50:20want to be
00:50:20disturbed.
00:50:21He's,
00:50:22he's resting.
00:50:22Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop,
00:50:25stop,
00:50:26hey,
00:50:26why do you
00:50:27always have
00:50:27to make
00:50:27so much
00:50:27trouble?
00:50:28Just,
00:50:30you know what,
00:50:30fine,
00:50:31fine,
00:50:31you asked
00:50:32for this.
00:50:34Wait,
00:50:35wait,
00:50:35he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son
00:50:40of a bitch
00:50:40assaulted you?
00:50:41No,
00:50:42but he did
00:50:43something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49that's when
00:50:49they decided
00:50:50to destroy
00:50:50my life.
00:50:53That's when
00:50:53their real
00:50:54nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you
00:50:58doing?
00:50:58What's
00:50:58happening?
00:51:00Yanni!
00:51:03Whoa,
00:51:04hey,
00:51:05what are you
00:51:05doing?
00:51:06Blowing down
00:51:06my pants,
00:51:07giving me a
00:51:07blowjob like
00:51:08I'm a piece
00:51:08of meat.
00:51:09Nice job.
00:51:11Maybe you
00:51:11should buy me
00:51:11a date first,
00:51:12huh?
00:51:15You know
00:51:16what?
00:51:19Honestly,
00:51:21I won't
00:51:21screw you
00:51:22because you
00:51:22have just
00:51:23this really
00:51:24perfect ass.
00:51:25But,
00:51:26right now,
00:51:26I have
00:51:27much more
00:51:27important
00:51:28law for you.
00:51:31Yanni!
00:51:33Yanni!
00:51:34Yanni!
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:42Uncle Tony,
00:51:44you're here
00:51:45alive.
00:51:46Yes,
00:51:46as far as I
00:51:47know.
00:51:48Were you
00:51:48expecting
00:51:48something
00:51:49different?
00:51:50They didn't
00:51:50kill him,
00:51:51so what was
00:51:52their secret
00:51:52plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony,
00:51:56I have to
00:51:56tell you
00:51:57something.
00:51:59It's
00:52:00important.
00:52:00I'm getting
00:52:01so good at
00:52:02this,
00:52:02I just keep
00:52:02winning this
00:52:03bingo
00:52:03bliss.
00:52:04It's about
00:52:05your ring.
00:52:07My ring,
00:52:08yes,
00:52:09yes.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10nephew Ryan
00:52:11came by
00:52:12and demanded
00:52:13I give him
00:52:14the ring.
00:52:15You know,
00:52:16the precious
00:52:17amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I
00:52:19went to the
00:52:20safe to
00:52:20retrieve it,
00:52:22it was
00:52:22gone.
00:52:23Brittany,
00:52:24did you hear
00:52:24what I said?
00:52:25The ring
00:52:25was missing.
00:52:28Someone
00:52:28stole it.
00:52:29Now,
00:52:30I know
00:52:31before everyone
00:52:32arrived,
00:52:32it was in
00:52:33the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed
00:52:34to even
00:52:36consider that
00:52:37someone in
00:52:37my family
00:52:38would steal
00:52:39from me.
00:52:40Now,
00:52:40I know
00:52:40you
00:52:41wouldn't do
00:52:42it,
00:52:42but I'll
00:52:44do when
00:52:44I find out
00:52:45who did
00:52:46this.
00:52:46I can't
00:52:46do this.
00:52:48I can't
00:52:48keep the
00:52:49truth from
00:52:49him any
00:52:50longer.
00:52:50Uncle
00:52:51Tony,
00:52:51I have to
00:52:52tell you
00:52:52that everyone
00:52:53in this
00:52:53house is
00:52:53hiding
00:52:54something.
00:52:58What
00:52:59is going
00:53:00on?
00:53:00Oh,
00:53:00my God.
00:53:01Do you
00:53:01think you
00:53:01could fuck
00:53:02my fiance?
00:53:03Come on.
00:53:03Get off.
00:53:04Okay.
00:53:04I'm fine.
00:53:05What is
00:53:06going on
00:53:07here?
00:53:07This lying
00:53:08slut knows
00:53:10exactly
00:53:10what's
00:53:11going on.
00:53:17Brittany,
00:53:18what is
00:53:19this?
00:53:20I'm so
00:53:20sorry,
00:53:21Uncle
00:53:21Tony.
00:53:22We all
00:53:22thought she
00:53:23was good
00:53:23and loyal,
00:53:24but turns
00:53:25out she's
00:53:26just a
00:53:26gold-digging
00:53:28whore.
00:53:29She seduced
00:53:30my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted
00:53:31him ever since
00:53:32he was a
00:53:32young boy
00:53:33who had
00:53:33come to
00:53:33visit you.
00:53:34Who knows
00:53:35what else
00:53:35she'll
00:53:35destroy.
00:53:36Brittany,
00:53:37is it
00:53:37true?
00:53:37Are you
00:53:38having an
00:53:38affair
00:53:39with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh,
00:53:41God,
00:53:41I'm so
00:53:41sorry you
00:53:42had to
00:53:42see that,
00:53:43Uncle Tony.
00:53:43Yes,
00:53:44it's all
00:53:44sordid and
00:53:45true,
00:53:45and I'm
00:53:47deeply
00:53:47ashamed,
00:53:48but Brittany
00:53:49here is
00:53:50just so
00:53:50obsessive.
00:53:51One moment
00:53:52of weakness,
00:53:53and I
00:53:54gave in.
00:53:55Look,
00:53:55baby,
00:53:55I'm so
00:53:56sorry.
00:53:56What can
00:53:57I do
00:53:57to make
00:53:58get up
00:53:58to
00:53:58you?
00:53:59You
00:53:59son
00:54:00of a
00:54:00bitch.
00:54:01How can
00:54:02I ever
00:54:02trust you
00:54:03again?
00:54:03Look,
00:54:03baby,
00:54:04I was
00:54:04just
00:54:04fooled
00:54:05by this
00:54:06wicked
00:54:06woman.
00:54:07It's like
00:54:07this
00:54:07witchcraft,
00:54:08this
00:54:08pheromones,
00:54:09just,
00:54:09they hit
00:54:09my nostrils,
00:54:10and there's
00:54:10nothing I
00:54:11could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's
00:54:13primal.
00:54:14How many
00:54:14times have I
00:54:15put you
00:54:15in a made
00:54:15outfit,
00:54:16and told
00:54:17you that
00:54:17it does
00:54:17it for
00:54:17me,
00:54:18and you
00:54:18just expect
00:54:19me to
00:54:19come home,
00:54:20and then
00:54:20suddenly this
00:54:21shows up?
00:54:21It used
00:54:22to be an
00:54:22old woman.
00:54:23That's what
00:54:28is another
00:54:28part of
00:54:28me,
00:54:29and I
00:54:29don't
00:54:29understand
00:54:30it.
00:54:31Baby,
00:54:32please,
00:54:32okay?
00:54:32You just
00:54:33gotta forgive
00:54:33me,
00:54:34alright?
00:54:34It won't
00:54:35happen
00:54:35again.
00:54:35Only way
00:54:36for me
00:54:36to know
00:54:38is if
00:54:39we get
00:54:39rid of
00:54:39her.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43Uncle
00:54:43Tony,
00:54:44you have
00:54:45to believe
00:54:45me.
00:54:46He
00:54:46drugged
00:54:47me.
00:54:47Oh,
00:54:47please.
00:54:48Why
00:54:49would I?
00:54:49Because
00:54:50you all
00:54:51want
00:54:51something
00:54:51from
00:54:52Uncle
00:54:52Tony.
00:54:53His
00:54:53ring,
00:54:53and his
00:54:54inheritance.
00:54:55You're
00:54:55all liars
00:54:56and
00:54:56crooks.
00:54:58Well,
00:54:59I hate
00:54:59to say
00:55:00it,
00:55:00but she's
00:55:00right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is
00:55:04right.
00:55:04This
00:55:05maid
00:55:05is a
00:55:06dirty
00:55:06liar
00:55:07and
00:55:07a
00:55:07whore.
00:55:08She
00:55:09stole
00:55:09your
00:55:09ring,
00:55:10brought
00:55:10it
00:55:10to
00:55:10me,
00:55:11and
00:55:12asked
00:55:12to
00:55:12split
00:55:1250-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:14And
00:55:15now you're
00:55:15really
00:55:16beginning
00:55:16to piss
00:55:16me off,
00:55:17Sylvia.
00:55:17Hey,
00:55:18brother,
00:55:18I would
00:55:18never...
00:55:18I trust
00:55:19Brittany
00:55:19with my
00:55:19whole
00:55:20house.
00:55:21She
00:55:21would
00:55:21never
00:55:21do
00:55:22that.
00:55:23Strange.
00:55:25Isn't
00:55:25she the
00:55:26only one
00:55:26with the
00:55:27password
00:55:27to your
00:55:28safe?
00:55:29Yes,
00:55:29and I
00:55:30still don't
00:55:30believe it.
00:55:31Well,
00:55:31why don't
00:55:32you ask
00:55:32your
00:55:32little
00:55:32maid
00:55:33who
00:55:33stole
00:55:34the
00:55:34ring
00:55:34and
00:55:35brought
00:55:35it
00:55:35to
00:55:35me?
00:55:41I took
00:55:42it,
00:55:42Tony,
00:55:43but...
00:55:45care?
00:55:45God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't
00:55:48explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need
00:55:50to,
00:55:50Brittany.
00:55:51You've
00:55:53deeply
00:55:54disappointed
00:55:55me.
00:55:55I took
00:55:56care of you
00:55:56and your
00:55:57sick mother
00:55:57every day
00:55:58for years.
00:56:04That
00:56:05all ends
00:56:05now.
00:56:06You can
00:56:07stay on
00:56:08and work
00:56:09the birthday
00:56:10dinner,
00:56:11but after
00:56:12that,
00:56:12you have
00:56:13to leave
00:56:13the house,
00:56:14never to
00:56:15return.
00:56:19You have
00:56:19to leave
00:56:20the house,
00:56:21never to
00:56:21return.
00:56:24Time to
00:56:25take out
00:56:26the trash.
00:56:36What
00:56:36they did
00:56:36to you,
00:56:38that's not
00:56:38okay.
00:56:39It's all
00:56:40my fault.
00:56:40What?
00:56:41No, no,
00:56:42come on,
00:56:42it's not
00:56:43your fault.
00:56:43If I had
00:56:44just told
00:56:44Tony what
00:56:46was happening,
00:56:47then none
00:56:49of it would
00:56:49have happened,
00:56:49but I just
00:56:53paved the
00:56:53way for them
00:56:54to murder
00:56:56him.
00:56:59Tony died,
00:57:00and I'm
00:57:01to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not
00:57:05to blame.
00:57:06The only thing
00:57:06that you're
00:57:07to blame for
00:57:08is being
00:57:09a good person.
00:57:10You love,
00:57:11trust.
00:57:12Those bastards
00:57:13took advantage
00:57:13of that,
00:57:14yes,
00:57:15but that does
00:57:15not make you
00:57:16a bad person.
00:57:17No,
00:57:18I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother,
00:57:44she told me
00:57:45that I couldn't
00:57:47see you anymore.
00:57:47she threatened
00:57:48to have
00:57:49my mom fired
00:57:50and to
00:57:50get me expelled,
00:57:52to destroy
00:57:53our lives.
00:57:54All because
00:57:55you were from
00:57:55a prominent
00:57:56family and I
00:57:57was the
00:57:58daughter of a
00:57:59maid.
00:58:00Oh my God,
00:58:01I couldn't
00:58:02understand why
00:58:02you would
00:58:03just leave me.
00:58:05It broke
00:58:07my heart,
00:58:07too.
00:58:10I loved
00:58:11you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry,
00:58:16um,
00:58:17I can't do
00:58:18this.
00:58:18It's just
00:58:19too confusing
00:58:19for me right
00:58:20now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think
00:58:21it's confusing
00:58:22at all.
00:58:25I,
00:58:27I think
00:58:28that you
00:58:29came here
00:58:30tonight for
00:58:30a reason.
00:58:34I think
00:58:35that you're
00:58:36meant to be
00:58:36here because
00:58:39I believe
00:58:40in second
00:58:41chances.
00:59:04Marble
00:59:04floors
00:59:05and
00:59:05diamond
00:59:06lights,
00:59:07silver spoons,
00:59:09and alibis.
00:59:10I made
00:59:11the beds,
00:59:12I poured
00:59:12the wine,
00:59:13and now
00:59:14they're
00:59:14tracing
00:59:15every
00:59:16line.
00:59:18If
00:59:19nothing
00:59:20used my
00:59:21crying
00:59:21tonight,
00:59:25then read
00:59:26my tears
00:59:27in black
00:59:28and white
00:59:31between
00:59:32my secrets
00:59:34can't
00:59:38I'm
00:59:39just a girl
00:59:40who lost
00:59:40the fight
00:59:41and every
00:59:42doubt
00:59:43you try
00:59:43to prove
00:59:44still trembles
00:59:46when I make
00:59:48a move.
00:59:51I'm not the
00:59:52ghost inside
00:59:53these walls,
00:59:54not every tear
00:59:56is guilty's call,
00:59:57but if you
00:59:58choose to walk
01:00:00away,
01:00:01then that's
01:00:01the price
01:00:02I'll have to pay.
01:00:07find
01:00:10love
01:00:11and use
01:00:12my
01:00:12crying
01:00:13tonight
01:00:16then let
01:00:17the truth
01:00:18come.
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing.
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter.
01:00:33Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram with explicit instructions on where to find
01:00:38and read Uncle Tony's will immediately.
01:00:41So, everyone in the house needs to hear it.
01:00:42He needs murderers.
01:00:44Okay, we'll be right down.
01:00:46Just give us a minute.
01:00:51I'm going to have to go face that horrible family again.
01:00:55I'll protect you.
01:01:00You will?
01:01:01I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back.
01:01:07But here you are.
01:01:11And whatever happens, I am not losing you again.
01:01:15Not this time.
01:01:17So, if those bastards want to mess with you,
01:01:21they'll have to go through me.
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo.
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38All right.
01:01:38All right, everybody.
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here, but he showed me where the will is.
01:01:46I studied law, so I should be the one to read it.
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it.
01:01:53That's enough.
01:01:54It can't be that hard.
01:01:55There's going to be one line, and it's going to name me as the sole heir.
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom.
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother.
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to...
01:02:11I am set, and you can all go to hell.
01:02:15Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan.
01:02:18What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
01:02:24You old wretch.
01:02:27I'm going to rip that ring off of him.
01:02:29I would like to see you try.
01:02:30Ladies, stop.
01:02:31Stop, please.
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37Yeah.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be-be-greeth-be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave?
01:02:57Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath!
01:02:58Be-queath all of my earthly possessions.
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my soul, Eris.
01:03:11Eris?
01:03:11Eris!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you.
01:03:20Fuck you.
01:03:21Fuck you.
01:03:22And especially, fuck you.
01:03:25To my soul, Eris, my maid-
01:03:30What?
01:03:32Britney Logan.
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah, boss.
01:03:37You're fucking a slut.
01:03:40My maid, Britney Logan.
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore.
01:03:45You're dead of a bitch.
01:03:46You bitch.
01:03:46You suck of a bitch.
01:03:48You fucking bitch.
01:03:49You suck of a bitch.
01:03:51You're hooking up with a fucking-
01:03:53You fucking joke.
01:03:57All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain and that is that the killer is here in this
01:04:07room
01:04:08Currently and unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well, I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point the murderer is
01:04:22Brittany
01:04:23Like I said three hours ago. Okay. Does everybody remember that? Can we all go to a flashback moment when
01:04:30I said that I?
01:04:33Know who did it. It was her
01:04:35Thank God you're here. My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:04:41Brittany is apparently and against all logic and reason Tony's soul heiress. I mean fuck that's her motive
01:04:54You
01:04:55She had a cover-up, too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from uncle Tony
01:05:03So what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday
01:05:13And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly we are a a greedy type
01:05:32Yes, and none of us actually gave a single fuck about uncle Tony. Let's be honest
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold hard murder
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it
01:05:43Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:52Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus. Mr. Police Officer arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:04That was so clever and sexy AP
01:06:07Tony?
01:06:09Tony?
01:06:10What?
01:06:11Yo
01:06:12Yo
01:06:13Yo
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:17I'm sorry
01:06:17The will it's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48Mal
01:06:49No, Mal
01:06:54Um
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:12Hey
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No
01:07:20Wait Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:33They will get you out
01:07:34If you agree to marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:39I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:02The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:09And
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:13I agree
01:08:14Unlock me
01:08:19Don't
01:08:20Screw me
01:08:21Mate
01:08:22Can you promise?
01:08:25I'll get him
01:08:27That's binding
01:08:39That's binding
01:08:40Alex?
01:08:42Alex?
01:08:58Hello, Brittany
01:08:59Oh my god
01:09:02Hello, Brittany
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:06Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:10Neither
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How
01:09:13How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
01:09:17My entire family wanted me dead
01:09:20To get their grubby hands on my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27You know
01:09:28Having to do so at your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:33And only you
01:09:34Crazy old fool
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I...
01:09:38I almost died at least five times
01:09:41With your...
01:09:42Your stupid game
01:09:43It wasn't all fake
01:09:47Truth is
01:09:49I am sick
01:09:51I won't live to celebrate my next birthday
01:09:55And...
01:09:55The inheritance
01:09:57Is yours
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world
01:10:12And so...
01:10:14My entire estate
01:10:16The four billion dollars
01:10:18And the property
01:10:21It's yours
01:10:27It's yours
01:10:28My entire estate
01:10:29The four billion dollars
01:10:31And the property
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:36Gordon and Alan
01:10:37Alan
01:10:39Alan
01:10:39Alan, my friend
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me
01:10:42And if it does
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45And investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys
01:10:59ChatGBT says that if she did kill him then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So...
01:11:04We just split the assets evenly
01:11:07So it's fair
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead, say it
01:11:27Tony, you know I only see you at my birthday
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy
01:11:38More cruel, more immoral
01:11:40When I realized
01:11:41That you were only here for my money
01:11:43I decided to test you
01:11:46And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god!
01:11:57Uncle Tony
01:11:58You were like hilarious
01:11:59I mean, we all fell for that
01:12:02We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit
01:12:04Oh, don't worry
01:12:06That was all true
01:12:08I've changed my will
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything
01:12:11You inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years
01:12:17All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing
01:12:24I hope you live stream that
01:12:29What?
01:12:31What?
01:12:34What?
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:39Yes, I can see that
01:12:41You're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me what I came for
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal
01:12:55I already do
01:12:58Hmm
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:03So if I give you the ring
01:13:05You'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave forever
01:13:10Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:12Sylvie
01:13:13The ring
01:13:24Jesus
01:13:24Jesus
01:13:40You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia
01:13:51You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:57You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:04Dad, Mom, invested in you
01:14:08Sylvia
01:14:09That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12And I became poor
01:14:14Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring
01:14:19I deserve it
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:26You're an ungrateful, untalented
01:14:28Lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:34Oh my god
01:14:37No
01:14:38No
01:14:39Mom
01:14:41What?
01:14:44No, I'm doing it again
01:14:45Stop
01:14:46Stop it
01:14:47It's not a real gun, of course
01:14:49What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop
01:14:54A detective
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers
01:14:59Depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:15:02Will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you
01:15:13You want to say that again?
01:15:15No
01:15:16You have a choice
01:15:17You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here and arrest you for
01:15:23attempted murder
01:15:24Which should be any minute now
01:15:26Or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this
01:15:36Everything
01:15:38Is recorded
01:15:41Oh
01:15:44Well
01:15:47What'll it be?
01:15:50Well
01:15:51What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13Oh, let her have it, that's a two dollar decoy
01:16:17This is the real
01:16:24And do you like it?
01:16:27It's... it's beautiful
01:16:28But I like you being alive much better
01:16:33Well, I knew you would
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you
01:16:38I always said I would only give my family ring
01:16:42To someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:47This is a thirty million dollar ring
01:16:49No
01:16:51Seventy million
01:16:58Go
01:16:58Go
01:17:00Run to him
01:17:01Run to him
01:17:08Wait, Alan
01:17:11Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19Um...
01:17:20Speaking of family, I...
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now
01:17:34I know
01:17:35You're a billionaire
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49I don't want to let you go
01:17:53And I can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04Well?
01:18:12Pretty Logan
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:40Will you marry me?
01:18:42Yes
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment
01:19:05And it works
01:19:07My test came back clearer
01:19:09I feel wonderful
01:19:11You look wonderful
01:19:12But...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony
01:19:20Mom, I want you to meet someone
01:19:26This is Alan
01:19:28My future husband
01:19:29Alan from school
01:19:32Yes, it's good to see you again
01:19:34Wow, he's hot
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:38Sorry, you're hot too
01:19:40Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the...
01:19:43Two of you?
01:19:45Yes
01:19:47Oh
01:19:48I guess...
01:19:49That's a story for the sequel
01:19:51I have to follow
01:19:54I have to go live in
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