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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy π π
Love Request From My Enemy π π
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56Hey, I told you to stop the car.
00:01:59I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:59I have my knight's special talisman.
00:02:04Oh my god, this pool.
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of ours, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:42You were a-
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Asshole.
00:02:46Uh-
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but-
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even-
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy
00:03:18Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway
00:03:45And every rumor in this school, your personal nightmare
00:03:49I'm going to make your life a living hell
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:53Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:56Yeah, idiot
00:03:57I can see that
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:05Same
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:17The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:22But he's not your Cole
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:25He's not yet
00:04:29Hi
00:04:30I'm Jen
00:04:31And this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi
00:04:35I'm Haley
00:04:35So nice to meet you
00:04:37You have first day jitters
00:04:38It's totally understandable
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:43Come in
00:04:44Go there
00:04:45Let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:51Thanks so much
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:24Guacamole wizard
00:05:25Wow
00:05:25What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29I'm getting back
00:05:30Hold on
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:35You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:37Send
00:05:38Here
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:43So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first Max, at least check on me
00:05:49Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:51Ah, chill, please
00:05:56No way
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:58Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:06Please ignore that
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:10Send
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:15You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:18What?
00:06:18Edmunds?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Woo!
00:06:23Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:30Jen is a new girl
00:06:33Wait...
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Damn
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Nicole
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:52No chances, Jen
00:06:54So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute
00:07:05Please ignore that
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:13But damn it hurts
00:07:15You're loving me
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup
00:07:17Keep walking, Hayley
00:07:19Just keep walking
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or...
00:07:24My name's Hayley
00:07:25Well...
00:07:26Hayley
00:07:27I think you...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:33What a coincidence
00:07:34So did you
00:07:36Hell no
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:43You're just a man-child
00:07:44With follicle issues
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her
00:07:50I must have failed an eye exam
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you
00:08:06Something happened and...
00:08:08I lost the game
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:14And... what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you
00:08:20And... you wanna be with me
00:08:22As... more than just... friends
00:08:24Oh, thank God
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:27You're... my soul mate
00:08:29Like, I like you so much
00:08:30Okay, well... since... we're dating now
00:08:33Um...
00:08:34I'm ready... to send my photo
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:39Yeah...
00:08:39Get ready
00:08:46Okay...
00:08:47No face...
00:08:48Just the boobs
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:56All the kids do this
00:08:57You'll love it
00:09:02This lighting hates me
00:09:04Come on, Hayley
00:09:06Confidence
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online
00:09:14Okay...
00:09:15Yeah...
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh my God...
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:36Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:39Fine...
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on...
00:09:46You'reζ¨!
00:10:05You're not going to die
00:10:07That's just all right?
00:10:07Yeah...
00:10:07I think you need to remember
00:10:07You wanna know what it is?
00:10:08There...
00:10:08I don't know what it is
00:10:11I need to remember
00:10:13Because...
00:10:13You can't even go out
00:10:13You know...
00:10:14You're not going to die
00:10:15You're not going to die
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um, all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Could you just get out of here?
00:11:12Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:20I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:24Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:27Jen.
00:11:31Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:43Don't freak out.
00:11:44He's probably just busy.
00:11:49Give it back.
00:11:50Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:56Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Mm-hmm.
00:12:01Got it.
00:12:04What are you doing?
00:12:07What are you doing?
00:12:09What are you doing?
00:12:10What are you doing?
00:12:10What are you doing?
00:12:12What are you doing?
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, my God.
00:12:25Oh, shit.
00:12:32Uh-oh.
00:12:34Yo, what's going on?
00:12:35Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:37What?
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:39Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:42Oh, my God.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:51Oh, my God.
00:12:52Oh, my God.
00:12:53Come on.
00:12:54Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:56Oh, my God.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:59Delete it.
00:13:07Oh, my God.
00:13:12Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:13I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:21Oh, cool.
00:13:22Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23gutting, I am going to eat photos.
00:13:25Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:32Jen, no.
00:13:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:343, 3, 2, 1
00:13:374, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:563, 2, 1
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:01Oh my god
00:14:11You okay?
00:14:14Give that to me.
00:14:22Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:24What the hell, Cor?
00:14:26I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:32How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:34Not good, huh?
00:14:35Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:39And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:42Why are you even defending her?
00:14:43She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:47Maybe he's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:50And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:52You hear me?
00:14:57Haley, are you?
00:14:58Cole is on my side now?
00:14:59Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:02I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Alright.
00:15:04Haley!
00:15:09Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:11And he said we were enemies.
00:15:13But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:19Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:21Love you, Mom.
00:15:24Wait, Mom.
00:15:28Do, do people change?
00:15:32Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:38Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:58Tough day, huh?
00:16:00There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:02They're my favorite.
00:16:04Hmm.
00:16:04Noted.
00:16:05Is that all?
00:16:06The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:08I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:13I'm really proud of you.
00:16:16And then there's this guy.
00:16:17He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:21It's so confusing.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:26Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:28No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:29I like you.
00:16:30Only you.
00:16:37I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:39You did?
00:16:39Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:41I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:43That sounds amazing.
00:16:45When?
00:16:46Where?
00:16:46Well, after school.
00:16:47At the balcony.
00:16:49I'll bring followers.
00:16:49Deal?
00:16:59I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:20Call me father.
00:17:22I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:24Defending that nobody.
00:17:26Hayley girl.
00:17:27He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:29Are those for her?
00:17:34What the fuck?
00:17:38What the fuck?
00:17:40I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:42Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:45That whole family is trash.
00:17:47Stay away from her.
00:17:48And what if I say no?
00:17:49Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:52Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:54What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:57I'm almost 18.
00:17:59Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:18:00I hate to make Hayley wait, but...
00:18:02She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe.
00:18:07You're sick.
00:18:09It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:17Oh, hi.
00:18:18Hi.
00:18:19I'm Hayley.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:21Mm-hmm.
00:18:22So nice to meet you.
00:18:24God.
00:18:25I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:27But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:32Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:34You're so nice.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Fail.
00:18:45Guacamole wizard.
00:18:46Ew.
00:18:48You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:51Pathetic.
00:18:52Maybe he's married.
00:18:53Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:55And maybe he's sitting on a side video.
00:18:59I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:02Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:04Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:06We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:13Eat it.
00:19:25Call me.
00:19:27So you thought that you're gonna humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:32You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:36Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:38Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:41Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:43Like me.
00:19:48I'm nothing like you.
00:19:57Call again?
00:19:58Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:01Pick it up.
00:20:02Call, we were kidding.
00:20:04It's ketchup.
00:20:05Pick?
00:20:06That bloody thing up.
00:20:10Take out your tone and record this.
00:20:19Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:22Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:24Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:26You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:36I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:45What are you looking at?
00:20:49Got it?
00:20:50Let's go.
00:20:59Uh, thank you.
00:21:01Wow.
00:21:03Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:07Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:09I just...
00:21:11I happen to see you.
00:21:13Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:16My boyfriend actually.
00:21:20Well, he...
00:21:21He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:23Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:27Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:29Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies.
00:21:35I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:38I'm not that annoying.
00:21:39Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:44Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:45I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:53How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:59He...
00:22:00He makes me feel safe.
00:22:03You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:08Cole.
00:22:09You never understand better than you think.
00:22:12Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:17I see...
00:22:18How do you touch him like this?
00:22:30If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:33No, my...
00:22:35My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:40In the game.
00:22:43Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:50Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:23:00I can see why he likes you.
00:23:11I can't do this.
00:23:14I love my boyfriend.
00:23:16And you will never understand that.
00:23:17He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:21He loves me for who I am.
00:23:23That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:28I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:37Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:41Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It's nothing.
00:23:48Cole, who are you?
00:23:52What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:54It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:58Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:02You live such a tough life.
00:24:07What was I thinking?
00:24:09We are from two different worlds.
00:24:11He just wants to play with me.
00:24:12But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:19Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:21I got into a car accident.
00:24:24Really? Are you okay?
00:24:26You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:28He was right.
00:24:29Who?
00:24:29Nobody.
00:24:30Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:32I want to come visit you.
00:24:33No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:36You need to see me in style.
00:24:38Fine, if you say so.
00:24:41So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:43Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:49Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:52Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:10Oh, you.
00:25:11Oh, me.
00:25:12Why is she so lucky?
00:25:14Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:17People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:20I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:22Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:29You finished it?
00:25:31It's okay.
00:25:32We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:34I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:35I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:38Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:41What is he trying to do?
00:25:43It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:46I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:51Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:02So, are you going to prom?
00:26:04Eh, I did well. I don't know.
00:26:07So you have a date?
00:26:09Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:11Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:13Me? Jealous?
00:26:14No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:16Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:18You are so full of yourself.
00:26:20You can do this on your own.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:24No way.
00:26:26It's a self-locking door.
00:26:28Really?
00:26:29This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:30I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:31I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:35Am I that bad?
00:26:36I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:40Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:42We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:55That was my first kiss.
00:26:59My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:01It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:16You're really good at this.
00:27:18One day when you regret it.
00:27:20You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:37Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back.
00:27:41So you want me?
00:27:45I think you know which I want to be.
00:27:51Do you want me?
00:27:53I want you.
00:27:59Oh shit!
00:28:04Anyone in here?
00:28:07Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:14Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:28:16I think so.
00:28:24You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:26What didn't happen?
00:28:28Hey, wait.
00:28:29It's just hormones.
00:28:31Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:34Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:36Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44I gotta go.
00:28:53Guacamole wizard?
00:28:54Huh?
00:28:57Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:59Do I know you?
00:29:00Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:03Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:05Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:08You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:11She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:13She was in a real car accident.
00:29:15According to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:18I can't do this anymore.
00:29:19Cole, wait!
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:27What's up, guys?
00:29:28Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:31Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:34Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:38I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:41They're your favorite.
00:29:43Right?
00:29:45How did you know that?
00:29:47Tough day, huh?
00:29:48There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:50They're my favorite.
00:29:52He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:54Could he?
00:30:00The truth is, um, a dickhead?
00:30:04Could you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:05You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:15There it goes again.
00:30:17Cole is jealous.
00:30:18We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:20We don't have a problem.
00:30:21We don't have a problem, right?
00:30:24Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:27Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:32I have the ball now.
00:30:33Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:37Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:40Maybe I can use that.
00:30:44Jake!
00:30:45Hey!
00:30:46What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:50Wait, seriously?
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:52Just one little catch.
00:30:53You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:58All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:01If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:04I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:08But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:12You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:14I'm thinking.
00:31:15About the report or about him?
00:31:17Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:19We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:22Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:23No, you don't.
00:31:25How do you know that?
00:31:25You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:27Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:29You have no idea.
00:31:30You have no idea.
00:31:31You have no idea.
00:31:35Oh my god.
00:31:37Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:52Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:32:05Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:08Too cheesy?
00:32:09No, it's cute.
00:32:12The accident?
00:32:13The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:14He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:17So, um, what do you think?
00:32:19You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:21I...
00:32:22I should feel happy.
00:32:24But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:28Hey, can we not?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:34Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:36My problem here, dude,
00:32:37is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:39And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:42Wow.
00:32:43That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:46That's weak shit?
00:32:47Is this weak shit?
00:32:51Oh my god.
00:32:53Oh my god.
00:32:59Wow.
00:33:00He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:07Wait, I can't.
00:33:09Colt, put me down.
00:33:10Put me down.
00:33:11Pull me down.
00:33:13Don't do that again.
00:33:27New couple alert.
00:33:29Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:30Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:32You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:34And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:39Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:42I might say yes.
00:33:45Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:52We're both hot.
00:33:53And we're both rich.
00:33:55And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:59How romantic.
00:34:00I think I'll pass.
00:34:02You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:34:07Oh, here they come.
00:34:10If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:15What should we wear to prom?
00:34:18And the days list.
00:34:27Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:29I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:30Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:31Bye.
00:34:32He's so different.
00:34:34Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:39Hayley?
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:48Geez!
00:34:49God.
00:34:55Here, I'll get it.
00:34:56Yeah, I know.
00:35:01Oh.
00:35:02You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:05I don't care.
00:35:06I do care.
00:35:08Here we are.
00:35:10Here we are.
00:35:26Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:27I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:30He doesn't even know you.
00:35:31And you do?
00:35:32How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:35That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:36Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:40I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:42The first day.
00:35:44You were watching me?
00:35:46Just...
00:35:47Just don't go apologize.
00:36:03Move!
00:36:05Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:36:06Again.
00:36:07When?
00:36:07Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:10Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:13Obviously I do.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:14Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:17Uh...
00:36:17What do I do?
00:36:20I've got a few ideas.
00:36:26Hey, look.
00:36:28Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:30Alright, I promise.
00:36:31Yeah?
00:36:32Really, like who?
00:36:33I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:34Except for Jake.
00:36:37And you.
00:36:37But you're not asking me.
00:36:41Hey.
00:36:42Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:44Hey, Hal.
00:36:45Um...
00:36:45I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:50The other night.
00:36:51Yeah, it was...
00:36:53So...
00:36:54Sexy.
00:36:56You're so sexy.
00:36:58Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:59Your arsehole.
00:37:01Uh...
00:37:02I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:09And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:14Oh, shit!
00:37:15Oh, shit!
00:37:16Go on fuck.
00:37:27Oh, man!
00:37:33Stop, guys!
00:37:34Stop it!
00:37:35Stop!
00:37:37What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:40Shit.
00:37:41It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:43I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:43I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:51Oh, my God! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:55Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:16Call me. What are you doing here?
00:38:18Can we keep you company?
00:38:21It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:25The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:28Oh, sure.
00:38:30So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:35No.
00:38:36He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:39Good.
00:38:41You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick in my stomach.
00:38:46Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:50I could kill him.
00:38:53Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:58Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:03Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:07Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:18Oh, my God. I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23No.
00:39:39Sorry!
00:39:40Hey, Trips.
00:39:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:43What?
00:39:44It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:49They're dead.
00:39:51They're both dead.
00:39:52Oh.
00:39:54How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:59Oh.
00:40:00What are you...
00:40:01Are you almost crying?
00:40:03It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:07Jen!
00:40:08What's going on over there?
00:40:20What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:23This squirming is burning!
00:40:24Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:25Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:28Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:31Shit.
00:40:43Jake, hey.
00:40:45Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:46Gotta get to student council.
00:40:50Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:53The rice trick?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:58You don't know about the...
00:41:01Come on.
00:41:14Hey!
00:41:15Um, Ella.
00:41:17It's Emma.
00:41:19Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:20Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:31Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:33We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:37No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means, it means I can't...
00:41:42Can't what?
00:41:46I talked to a friend online.
00:41:49He's really important to me.
00:41:53And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:06You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:11Big ol' ego and rich kid for Veronica.
00:42:14Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:19You're kinda sweet.
00:42:24Hey, look at that.
00:42:27Oh my god!
00:42:28I can't!
00:42:30Oh my god!
00:42:32You're a miracle worker.
00:42:39Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:43Shut up, Ella.
00:42:44It's Emma.
00:42:45Whatever.
00:42:52Oh my god.
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:01Morning, Valley Whore!
00:43:03How are things in the castle?
00:43:05Oh my god!
00:43:07Oh my god!
00:43:08Oh my god!
00:43:10Morning, Valley Whore!
00:43:11How are things in the castle?
00:43:13Oh my god!
00:43:16I'm so sorry.
00:43:17I'm so sorry!
00:43:25I'm so sorry!
00:43:26But if I were to go with this, the castle's thing.
00:43:27I will do this.
00:43:27Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:28When can we be together in person?
00:43:31Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly I dream about you touching me.
00:43:35Oh my god, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages!
00:43:38Touch me guacamole wizard.
00:43:42Hey, valley whore, show him what you really like.
00:44:03Here you go. Here, this is for you.
00:44:10Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:12You hacked my laptop?
00:44:14Oh, no, it wasn't me. It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:17But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:19What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:23What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:24No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:26Hey, everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:30Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:45:04I thought I took the janitor sometime.
00:45:06Mmm.
00:45:10Jane, hey, now's the time, tell them, tell them what, that you're guacamole wizard, who's guacamole wizard, here you go,
00:45:26oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend, oh sweetie, I've been bribing him
00:45:32this whole time to pretend to like you, what, why would you do that,
00:45:36oh, I don't know, Cole, why do you think I would do that, Jake, is this true, have you been
00:45:42pretending to like me this whole time, sorry, it was nothing personal, yeah, nothing personal, oh, all right, all right,
00:46:03all right, enough, what in the world,
00:46:06is going on here, is that a leaf blower, that's all him, okay, well, you both have detention, so,
00:46:17let me get this straight, you stole a leaf blower, and defaced school property, it wasn't school property, dad, it
00:46:24was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets,
00:46:26Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit, could it be because her father's running for senate,
00:46:31Cole,
00:46:31you think that's what it could be, who cares, I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you,
00:46:39so you're taking
00:46:39her to prom, what, oh, over my dead body, oh, because you're like that Haley girl, I'm firing her mother,
00:46:47right now, no, no, please don't, please, then you're taking Jen to prom, Max's dad called, he said he's
00:46:54having a party tomorrow, you're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom, end of discussion,
00:47:06come on, you big coward, message him, just do it, you must think I'm the biggest idiot,
00:47:14idiot, I could never think that, but I thought you were Jake, please, can't you just tell me now,
00:47:32I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime,
00:47:38I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow, if you want, I'll meet you there,
00:47:54okay, you got this Haley, just take a deep breath, you got this, you got this,
00:48:03you look beautiful, thank you mom,
00:48:27hey Haley, I'm glad you came, you look so pretty, hi, hey Max, your house is gorgeous,
00:48:35I mean, it's just my parents blood money, you know they're upstairs watching the last of us
00:48:38right now, they don't care about shit, get drunk girl, woo, yeah, what are you doing here,
00:48:57valley whore, looks like the catfish came out of the pond, hey everyone,
00:49:03let's give it up for valley whore, valley whore,
00:49:09Jen, why are you doing this, what have I even done to you, to me, oh, I'm actually concerned about
00:49:14our whole community, because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning,
00:49:20actually, kind of a little bit of a perv, did you know that, Haley, she's a little pervy princess,
00:49:26pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess, hey, let's get pervy tonight,
00:49:37leave me alone, is there a fire, okay, we set off the alarm,
00:49:56hole
00:50:34are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:41him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:49honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:51:00wait
00:51:06please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:51:11go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:15you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:21trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you who is that i don't know just the devil
00:51:40get in the car i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act
00:51:48normal for
00:51:48once and please introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:53hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well
00:52:01i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and
00:52:08that's
00:52:08not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from
00:52:16him or i swear to god your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:26come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:35and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate
00:52:41all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:59no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:53:04hailey not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:53:09make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:21hi hailey i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:29and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:38oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:47one down one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:56let's get these lovers together
00:54:03hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:54:10oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:18birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:26prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:34reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:39to give
00:54:39him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:44budgetary work
00:54:54go away
00:54:58max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:55:05castle
00:55:05claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:55:07what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can
00:55:13be
00:55:13together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:19no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:30welcome all the wizard
00:55:33mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:44open the door
00:55:46wait what he's here
00:55:56it's you
00:55:59i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:56:02hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:56:05my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:10i was
00:56:10i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:29i understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:38i need you to know i love you
00:56:40i need you to know i love you
00:56:51cool i love you
00:56:53you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing
00:57:02though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:57:05but you're him
00:57:07you didn't expect her
00:57:09i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:14until you hoped
00:57:17yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:23you're hurt me
00:57:25you're really fucking hurt
00:57:30hey uh
00:57:32one of those things i said we could do
00:57:35here we go
00:57:37yeah
00:57:40i'll take my clothes off
00:57:42i'm getting there don't worry
00:58:05okay so what do you think
00:58:0810 out of 10
00:58:10i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:58:14i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:17all right all right that's fair
00:58:19i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:26what is my life now
00:58:28am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:31oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:36and i'll just know there's less behind it
00:58:39there's always been less behind it
00:58:41i'll ask you a minute now
00:58:43stop it
00:58:46um
00:58:47same
00:58:49isn't promenade
00:58:51i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:53okay
00:58:55but the real question is do you got a date
00:59:00cole are you asking me to prom
00:59:02i would have asked you earlier
00:59:04but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:59:06oh god please don't mention his name again
00:59:08i don't want to hear it
00:59:09yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:59:11but i don't even have a dress
00:59:14later
00:59:19i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:21and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:22who would have guessed
00:59:27i thought
00:59:29only the best for my princess
00:59:31where did you get that
00:59:34i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:36on the off chance that you
00:59:39might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:40and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:44of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:50mr edmonds
00:59:52i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:54cole
00:59:54are you here
00:59:57cole
00:59:57are you here
01:00:00mr edmonds
01:00:01you can't just barge into my house like this
01:00:03i see you cole
01:00:04you are a big problem
01:00:22hey uh
01:00:23you almost done in there
01:00:24you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:27in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:30okay i'm ready
01:00:42what do you think
01:00:47my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:54i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:57you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:01:0020 more minutes
01:01:01we're in
01:01:02deal
01:01:06thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:01:14and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:19jen longfellow
01:01:21thank you
01:01:22oh my god
01:01:24thank you guys so much
01:01:27seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:29i mean like
01:01:30who else would win
01:01:31right
01:01:32oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:38oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:42it was fine
01:01:44it was fine
01:01:44this is what you got
01:01:45what is this
01:01:49hey her uh
01:01:51most time that's up
01:01:52no
01:01:52but who cares
01:01:56hell yeah
01:02:00literally what the fuck
01:02:02i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:02:07come on everyone say it with me
01:02:09pervy princess
01:02:11pervy princess
01:02:12pervy princess
01:02:17pervy princess
01:02:17wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:22make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:30don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:35i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:42who did this
01:02:44who did this
01:02:47what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:51you little shit
01:02:54you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this penny drop
01:03:02but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:03:11you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:23there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:34hayley catch
01:03:39my princess finally has a crown
01:03:44now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:46oh yeah no can do
01:03:48all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:53and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:55oh how can i refuse
01:04:03oh no that's my dad
01:04:07we are going home right now
01:04:10you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:04:12yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:04:15you talk all the time
01:04:16about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:19yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:23and it's because of hayley
01:04:25and you can accept that
01:04:26i'll make my own path
01:04:27and best believe me i can
01:04:30i'll say this
01:04:32it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:37joy pro
01:04:45i am so proud of you
01:04:48i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:51that was terrifying
01:04:53it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:56well so
01:04:57i love you guacamole wizard
01:05:01oh my god i gotta change that username
01:05:03yeah you do
01:05:04of fire
01:05:05wow
01:05:09wow
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