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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry. You're the janitor.
00:00:18Um.
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murders?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus.
00:00:58You scared the shit out of me.
00:00:59You know, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:30He's been watching you.
00:01:32That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:38Congratulations.
00:01:39Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:43This is like ten times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:47But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:57Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:01Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:16And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:21James is the one for me.
00:02:23Just...
00:02:24Let's talk later.
00:02:31This is so hot.
00:02:36Honey, I'm home.
00:02:37Good job.
00:02:41I pinched her.
00:02:47Hey, babe.
00:02:48I'm watching a little home video.
00:02:49Next time, I think I want you to punch me even harder.
00:02:53James, you're sick!
00:02:59Jesus Christ, Perlin.
00:03:00Are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:02Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07Eavesdropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:15But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:20You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:23Homeless?
00:04:25Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:32I took you off the streets.
00:04:33I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:42My father was right about me.
00:04:46Oh, God.
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest and take glasses.
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:53No one made you choose us.
00:04:54No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:09You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:18Jenna.
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:23Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:36You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a screen door in some way.
00:05:40You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:54I sure do.
00:06:00James, baby.
00:06:03You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:12Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:27Jamesy's ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:35You understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41Fine.
00:06:42I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom.
00:06:50She is my family.
00:06:51Leave.
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:53Oh, wait.
00:06:55Here.
00:06:56Don't forget your bills.
00:06:58Bitch.
00:07:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline.
00:07:04You racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:09It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:11I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:26You have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept this situation in Maryland, or you're sick on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:59I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02So what, you're just going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:08You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:10But no!
00:08:11You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your tent.
00:08:15You know what?
00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:20Caroline!
00:08:21Please!
00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:36He said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:49Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:13You hit me?
00:09:16Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:28Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:44And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52Caroline, you're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees, calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now, now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:11I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38That's all that was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce James ASAP so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:36Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll try it.
00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:38Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:43Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking
00:13:51up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my house.
00:14:05Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:07You're done.
00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:16That bitch is gone.
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:27I never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home any time.
00:14:37Dad.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your side
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:55Dad, it's so sweet.
00:14:57Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Dad.
00:15:27It's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I know that you mean both.
00:15:38This is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.
00:15:57You're right.
00:15:58I know.
00:15:59I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commissioner.
00:16:17I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:27Look at us.
00:16:28Perfect happy family.
00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted, and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:40This is just the best day ever.
00:16:46Talk to me.
00:16:50What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:58If she ruined your promotion, Dad, you're going to lose your job, and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One, but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:06We should go some more if that's bad.
00:17:19Easy.
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:45You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to look over the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately, but I just want to make sure that it
00:18:17doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:20I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me, the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family so they can be a part of the
00:18:38big moment.
00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did it go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it, but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony and he said to bring
00:18:54my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family, I'm never walking away again.
00:19:25James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45You know, when your father gets promoted, he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head on show.
00:19:54James, Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats.
00:20:01Thanks, Sam.
00:20:02But we got to keep it quiet.
00:20:04I got to stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here, a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:15Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new LAPD Commissioner will be here in a minute.
00:20:22I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:33Your key card, Madam Commissioner, everything's set.
00:20:41Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the Commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family, she must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, if she or my mom, I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away
00:21:22with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion, you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The Commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, man.
00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:03I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:07Guys, the Commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe me?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline, your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Alan, after I get this promotion, we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:56Everyone, the Commissioner's coming in.
00:22:58Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:29Oh, wait.
00:23:31You're the Commissioner?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Holy shit.
00:23:34This whole time.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you, so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the Commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:52Exactly.
00:23:52Dad said the new Commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:56I mean, handpicked by the Mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:03Do not ruin the Commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave?
00:24:12This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:20Now, you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit.
00:24:30Is that the police commissioner's badge?
00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:37Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:45It's clearly fake.
00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:47She's my ex-wife.
00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:51Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner,
00:24:55that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.
00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:25:01And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion.
00:25:07So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:10Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:12I guess it's got to be.
00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:17All right.
00:25:18You know, enough is enough.
00:25:20You're coming with me.
00:25:21You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on.
00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:26why don't you try swiping this on the door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:31All right, then you'll see.
00:25:35Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:39What if it's really her?
00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no, guys.
00:25:45Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:49But James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:52I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Ooh.
00:26:01Getting scared?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:04Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious.
00:26:25How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:28Terror?
00:26:30Or regret?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:32Just cut the crap.
00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:35And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:38You stop wasting police time.
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:46James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:52Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:05Yes, you will.
00:27:20see what i'm saying go ahead and quit the stupid act this is not gonna win me back now go
00:27:26ahead and
00:27:26arrest her before the commissioner gets here she's wasting police time you stupid bitch you just can't
00:27:32accept getting kicked out of our house can you oh poor caroline homeless and broke you should have
00:27:41taken up on my offer what i swiped the wrong side
00:28:03surprise
00:28:06swiped the wrong side
00:28:12surprise
00:28:20james time to get your promise uniform the key card all sort of proves she's the commissioner right
00:28:27it has to be you called it right we almost let james destroy our careers
00:28:31dad what if she actually is after all that awful stuff we said about her no no no no that's
00:28:38not
00:28:38right she is my ex-wife she's just a janitor and she clearly stole that badge i'd like to know
00:28:45more
00:28:46caroline you shameless whore you follow me here you fake that uniform and you think i'm gonna come
00:28:50crawling back to you well don't think so highly of yourself james i'm not here for you i'm here to
00:28:56work
00:29:00caroline a loser in our costume is still
00:29:04a loser you can fake your way into having power yeah you can play dress up all you want but
00:29:13you're
00:29:13still just a janitor leave now before my dad locks you up for fake impersonation all right i've indulged
00:29:21you lot long enough welcome to my family
00:29:28caroline what the hell do you think you're doing james stop her this champagne's for the commissioner
00:29:34you two aren't technically divorced yet so if she ruins this party it will blow back on you
00:29:41can i stop i said stop it now just to get back at me i told you this is my
00:29:48celebration including the
00:29:50champagne i put it down for you the only thing that's for you is to sell and we will arrest
00:29:55you
00:29:59you cut me and i will have your ass in your silver platter so try me i dare you shut
00:30:05up caroline and
00:30:06stop lying that champagne is for the commissioner only i will say this one last time the champagne is
00:30:12mine and i will drink it you're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner you
00:30:23let go let go let go don't you dare trust me again james after everything that you've done
00:30:30i will make you pay today you bitch how dare you hit my dad oh i haven't even started you
00:30:41haven't seen
00:30:42anything yet you fucking bitch i'm not gonna let you ruin my career
00:31:03you touch me again and i will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat
00:31:08james god are you again i'll i'll kill you the commissioner is almost here your pathetic
00:31:14little revenge plot ends now you're right i am here for revenge
00:31:22i'm gonna make you pay for everything you've done
00:31:28wait is that the official police commissioner's badge caroline really is the new commissioner good
00:31:34thing we uh backed off when she told us to poor james is in a world of shit oh my
00:31:41god dad if she
00:31:42really is the commissioner we're fucked james go apologize now i am not going down with you no no no
00:31:52no
00:31:52no no no no no this this is not real no this is a fucked up prank five years and
00:31:57i did nothing but
00:31:59love and respect you and yet you cheated on me and you disrespected the badge so as commissioner i'm
00:32:06firing you effective immediately no wait you do not have that authority she's not the commissioner
00:32:12look at that badge look at that uniform it's all fake she didn't even do her research
00:32:18you know why is her uniform different exactly we've never seen that uniform before she's
00:32:24impersonating an officer and she should be arrested god you're right caroline impersonating law
00:32:29enforcement is a felony of course you haven't seen this uniform it's above your ranking the mayor had
00:32:34this custom made just for me enough of the bullshit we are sick of your lies now arrest her now
00:32:44uh wait yeah i've seen commissioner collins wear that exact same thing before well looks like ham is
00:32:53the only detective deserving of a promotion here are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform
00:33:00well not a hundred percent but it looks legit but why not call collins if she's really the commissioner
00:33:07he'd know yeah you're right collins are not putting up with this bullshit caroline you're
00:33:13about to be in a world of shit i'm calling chief deputy collins and he's gonna bury you be my
00:33:18guest
00:33:19yes chief collins yeah this is james we have somebody impersonating the commissioner and i think you
00:33:25should come take a look what we can't have this in our precinct detain her immediately i'm on my way
00:33:33chief collins will be here any minute and soon we'll expose all your lies fine let's wait and see
00:33:40james lock her up already the commissioner and mark will be here any minute and if they see this mess
00:33:47it will be on you you better divorce her and distance yourself because she will ruin you you're
00:33:55absolutely right i do need to divorce her immediately
00:34:00i need you all to go stall mark and the commissioner i'll handle this good idea i'll see what we
00:34:04can do
00:34:06hope you know what you're doing james
00:34:11here's the divorce agreement sign do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means means i'm
00:34:17finally going to be free free from your crazy ass caroline i know why you met mark yesterday you're
00:34:22trying to take my dad's promotion thankfully the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy
00:34:27caroline james took care of you for five years and this is how you repay him that's low even for
00:34:35someone like you
00:34:40all right smith chief
00:34:45thank god you're here chief i'm sorry about the mess but it's my ex-wife she's just
00:34:50i'll arrest you all right just relax i'll handle her she's right there you mean handle me chief why
00:35:00don't you take a good look tell them who i really am
00:35:04sure
00:35:10lady i don't know who the hell you are you got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's
00:35:15chair wearing our uniform and badge get your ass out of there whatever this is you're doing you're
00:35:21done what wait you mean you really don't know who i am cut the act caroline you know if you
00:35:27really
00:35:27are the commissioner why does the chief not know who you are
00:35:37and who the hell cracked that open that was meant for the commissioner i did of course because i am
00:35:44the commissioner you chief do not listen to her she's just my ex-wife she's some crazy cleaning
00:35:52later and she's just doing all this just to get back with me you're a real nut job lady clean
00:35:56up
00:35:56that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here now make it snappy or i'll make sure you
00:36:02rot in prison i don't like your tone very much chief are you sure you don't want to verify who
00:36:09i am
00:36:10yay sure chief here has been overseeing every lapd appointment for the last eight years
00:36:14he knows this place inside and out just face it caroline you're done for
00:36:19okay last eight years that makes sense that you don't know me i went undercover 10 years ago
00:36:27are you kidding me hell you're not even 30 you want me to believe you've been undercover for the
00:36:32last 10 years don't listen to her chief she's just my crazy ex-wife ever since i dumped her she's
00:36:38been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy why don't you just arrest her already collins as the new
00:36:44commissioner i'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move they say the new
00:36:50commissioner went on an undercover assignment 10 years ago i never did meet her what if do not
00:36:56listen to her she's playing mind games right now totally she can't stand that my parents are back
00:37:04together and my dad's getting a promotion exactly that makes sense harrison arrest her
00:37:15the system doesn't lie right so run my name and then we'll see the truth lady this is a waste
00:37:23of
00:37:24my time i think i know a liar when i see one if i don't belong here then how did
00:37:29i even get in
00:37:30this floor is personnel only badge verified you know she's right security on this level is airtight
00:37:40the only way you could have gotten in here is if collins she obviously stole it she's been cleaning
00:37:45lady here for 10 years now james i'm sorry better safe than sorry harrison take her the ipad
00:37:52and have her enter in her badge number every officer on the force is in that system even ones who've
00:37:58been
00:37:58undercover so if you are the commissioner prove it let's find out
00:38:25it looks like your scam is finally up now put your hands behind your back
00:38:30Shit, that crazy bitch almost had me
00:38:34I see, your clearance level is too low to access my information
00:38:38Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her
00:38:45Alright, James, but make it snappy
00:38:47I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers
00:38:52You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future
00:38:55So I'm not going to let you ruin anything
00:38:57Ruined you?
00:38:59I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food
00:39:03I got you this job
00:39:04I paid your bills
00:39:06I fought for your career
00:39:09And you?
00:39:11Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing
00:39:15So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing
00:39:24I did everything
00:39:25Let me be clear, James, I told Mark to promote you
00:39:29I did everything
00:39:30You would be on the streets without me
00:39:34You see what I'm saying?
00:39:36She's lost her mind
00:39:37She thinks Mark takes orders from her
00:39:39It's pathetic
00:39:40This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets
00:39:45What's next, Caroline?
00:39:46You'll fire James if he upsets you?
00:39:51Actually, yes
00:39:52I can, and I will
00:39:56Oh, God
00:39:56You're not going to prison
00:39:58You're going to a psych ward
00:39:59Stop lying
00:40:00Everyone here knows you're a joke
00:40:02You know what?
00:40:03I guess I am a joke
00:40:05I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat
00:40:10Hey, whatever
00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you
00:40:14Don't worry
00:40:16I will
00:40:17And then I'll have nothing to do with you again
00:40:20Actually, hold on
00:40:22What is it, Jenna?
00:40:24This is an addendum
00:40:26Sign it, too
00:40:27That way your debts stay your debts
00:40:29And my dad's assets belong to us only
00:40:31And you can't take a penny
00:40:34Five years, Jenna
00:40:38Five years
00:40:39I've wasted
00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog
00:40:42At least it would be loyal
00:40:43My dad busted his ass for his money
00:40:46And you're just a parasite loser that latched onto him
00:40:48So you can fuck off
00:40:51Wake up, idiot
00:40:54Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts
00:40:57You mean your debts?
00:40:59I paid mine
00:41:00No, no
00:41:01I don't have any debts
00:41:03That was all you
00:41:04And for five years
00:41:05I paid those bills every single month
00:41:08You should ask him, you know
00:41:12The worst he can do is say no
00:41:15Director Mark
00:41:16James is here
00:41:18Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:21Promotion papers?
00:41:23Have you met Caroline?
00:41:25Caroline
00:41:28I know it
00:41:30Shit
00:41:30Do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:33What are we going to do?
00:41:35Oh, uh
00:41:36James and her
00:41:38Well, they're having a friendly little chat
00:41:42Friendly?
00:41:44Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard
00:41:47Fine
00:41:48Take the papers and be Caroline's backup
00:41:50I'll be right there
00:41:51Yeah
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady
00:41:56How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself
00:41:59And you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:42:00The debts are all yours
00:42:02Okay?
00:42:04So stop stalling and sign the damn papers
00:42:07James
00:42:08You are a high school dropout with zero qualifications
00:42:12How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:15Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work
00:42:19I got here from pure hard work
00:42:21And you're just some crazy bitch
00:42:22That's trying to take credit for my success
00:42:25Alright
00:42:26I'll sign the papers
00:42:27But
00:42:29Don't come crying to me later
00:42:39Thank God
00:42:41Fine
00:42:42Fine
00:42:49Good job, honey
00:42:51I'm so proud of you
00:42:53I've raised you well
00:42:55Finally
00:42:57All the money and the shopping
00:42:59I wonder where we should go
00:43:02The police commissioner is waiting for us
00:43:04Yes, sir
00:43:05Everyone with me
00:43:08All right
00:43:10Mark's on his way
00:43:11I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James
00:43:15Spare me
00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail
00:43:19And the commissioner will be here any minute
00:43:21To give me my promotion in person
00:43:24Wow
00:43:25She's really Delulo
00:43:26She thinks she can boss around the director
00:43:30Chief Collins
00:43:31We're done here
00:43:33I'll let you take it from here
00:43:37Harrison
00:43:39Let's take her in
00:43:41Wait, stop
00:43:47Mark just gave the order
00:43:52Wait
00:43:54Mark just gave the order
00:43:55What order?
00:43:58He said
00:43:59He wants us to
00:44:03Be Caroline's backup
00:44:05He's on his way
00:44:06Caroline's back?
00:44:07What does she need backup for?
00:44:09So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait
00:44:11What is the deal with you and director Mark?
00:44:13Just wait
00:44:14He'll explain everything
00:44:16Wait
00:44:17So Mark
00:44:17Is coming here
00:44:19Under his earning cord
00:44:20For you
00:44:22There's gotta be something else going on
00:44:24Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:26Don't worry about it, James
00:44:28Look at what I got here
00:44:29Mark told me
00:44:31To bring you
00:44:32Promotion papers
00:44:34You're still his golden boy
00:44:36Oh yeah
00:44:39Really?
00:44:40Yeah
00:44:41See for yourself, Sergeant James
00:44:47Baby
00:44:47You did it
00:44:49You're officially a sergeant
00:44:53This is the best day ever
00:44:55My dad gets promoted
00:44:56And we're finally done with this bitch
00:44:58Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's official approval
00:45:03That's as good as toilet paper
00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says promoted to sergeant
00:45:12Right
00:45:14Straight from the committee
00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this
00:45:17Even if he paid
00:45:19Forget about her, James
00:45:22Now when you're officially divorced
00:45:24Let's think about our wedding
00:45:26Don't worry, babe
00:45:28That'll happen soon
00:45:30This cleaning lady is so beneath me
00:45:33I'm so glad that I dumped her
00:45:37James
00:45:38What goes around comes around
00:45:40I hope you know what's coming
00:45:42Dad, just ignore this bitch
00:45:44We'll be getting rich
00:45:45While she rots in prison
00:45:49So smug
00:45:50And so stupid
00:45:51Cut the bullshit, Caroline
00:45:53You're done
00:45:54Now, based on Ham's word alone
00:45:57Are you really sure
00:45:58About this promotion?
00:46:00What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean
00:46:02Ham's just a detective
00:46:04He's not authorized
00:46:05To make appointments
00:46:07That comes from Mark himself
00:46:09So unless Mark says your name
00:46:11That promotion means nothing
00:46:13You know, she's kind of right
00:46:16But how the hell does she know
00:46:18Our appointment protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it
00:46:26Because I created it
00:46:31Wait
00:46:33Does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:36No, no
00:46:38Mark's busy
00:46:39So he asked me
00:46:41To bring the appointment papers
00:46:44And announce it
00:46:46Huh
00:46:47Did Mark really say that?
00:46:50Yeah
00:46:50Let's call him
00:46:52And find out
00:46:53Caroline, stop already
00:46:54You are making a fool of yourself
00:46:56You know, Ham wouldn't be here
00:46:58Without Mark's blessing
00:46:59So
00:47:00I mean, God
00:47:01I hate desperate people
00:47:03You are literally giving me the air
00:47:05Exactly
00:47:07How would a clueless
00:47:09Toilet scrubber
00:47:10Know anything about police hire her
00:47:12She just can't stand
00:47:14That I'm moving up in the world
00:47:15While she's hitting rock bottom
00:47:17After all
00:47:18She is going to jail
00:47:19You are so right, honey
00:47:22She spends her day
00:47:24Toilet scrubbing
00:47:25So of course she doesn't know
00:47:27How the real world works
00:47:29I'm so glad that you're divorced now
00:47:32Caroline, maybe you should
00:47:35Toss away your toilet brush
00:47:37And get a little taste of the real world
00:47:41And yet you're the one
00:47:42Who married the toilet scrubber
00:47:43Right?
00:47:45Spending all that time
00:47:46At rock bottom with you
00:47:47I learned a lot of valuable lessons
00:47:50Shut up already
00:47:55Oh
00:47:56It's Mark
00:47:57He's probably calling to congratulate me
00:47:59Dad, put it on speaker
00:48:01Let her hear it
00:48:02Might as well expose her little act
00:48:05Mark
00:48:05I just want to say
00:48:07Thank you for trusting me, sir
00:48:08I just got handed the conversion papers
00:48:11James, listen carefully
00:48:13Your promotion is suspended
00:48:24I only had Ham bring the papers over for storage
00:48:30I never authorized anything
00:48:33Okay
00:48:34Yeah, I got it
00:48:36I will be there shortly
00:48:38Stay where you are
00:48:40Yes, sir
00:48:41What happened to Mark?
00:48:43Why is your promotion getting suspended?
00:48:45Oh, please, God
00:48:47No more drama
00:48:48I mean, this is all her fault
00:48:49No, Mark is on his way here right now
00:48:52To tell me in person
00:48:55Well, like I said
00:48:57Mark won't promote you
00:48:58Without me authorizing it
00:48:59You know, just shut up, Caroline
00:49:02Mark wouldn't be making a personal appearance
00:49:04If he didn't respect my dad
00:49:07Exactly
00:49:08James was the star auxiliary officer
00:49:11And the commissioner asked ourselves to come in here for a special surprise
00:49:18So he will get promoted
00:49:22Don't get ahead of yourselves
00:49:24I told Mark to come
00:49:25Believe it or not, everything in this world doesn't revolve around you
00:49:29Stop talking about it
00:49:30When Mark gets you, I'll arrest you in front of him
00:49:32You're done
00:50:02Dad, it's been an hour
00:50:03I married you because you seem sweet and innocent
00:50:06But the reality is
00:50:08You're one of the most deranged bitches I've ever met in my life
00:50:12And you'll make a very nice addition to Skid Row
00:50:14Oh, poor little Caroline
00:50:18She can't accept the fact that I'm a better woman than her
00:50:26I guess her shock must have broken her
00:50:29That's why she's acting so crazy
00:50:32Alright, you clearly don't buy it
00:50:35Go ahead and call Mark
00:50:39Oh, Commissioner Caroline
00:50:41Should I bow to your feet right now?
00:50:46Walk faster
00:50:47Let's not keep Caroline waiting
00:50:48So, Commissioner, what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:54Yeah, are you going to get me kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:56Ooh, I'm dying, you know
00:50:59What about me, Commissioner?
00:51:01What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show while you can
00:51:07When Mark gets here, it's over
00:51:10Ooh
00:51:10Ooh, I can't wait
00:51:13James, get your ass out here now
00:51:19What the hell is going on?
00:51:22Sir, where's the commission?
00:51:24I was going to escort you guys in
00:51:32Are you okay?
00:51:33He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:36Hey, no, I'm fine
00:51:41Why is she acting so cozy with the director?
00:51:44Is she his side piece or something?
00:51:46Hey, you shut that hole in your face
00:51:48This is the commissioner's swearing-in ceremony
00:51:51Show some goddamn respect
00:51:54No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark
00:51:55You got it all wrong
00:51:56She's got the fake uniform and badge
00:51:58She's impersonating the commissioner
00:52:00And we were just about to arrest her
00:52:01Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:52:05You're going to arrest Caroline?
00:52:08She means everything to me
00:52:09You lay a finger on her
00:52:10And I will destroy you
00:52:13Why do you care about you so much?
00:52:16You two are sleeping together, aren't you?
00:52:19Stop
00:52:21You watch your mouth, boy
00:52:24I told you when he arrived, you'd be finished
00:52:28Dad, Caroline's been cheating on you
00:52:30With the director this whole time
00:52:31But she's still trying to gaslight
00:52:32And guilt trip you about Mom?
00:52:34You're right
00:52:35It looks like the cleaning lady
00:52:36Found herself a sugar daddy
00:52:37A cheating scumbag
00:52:39And an ungrateful brat
00:52:41You have abused Caroline for five years
00:52:44Today, I'm going to make you pay for it
00:52:46Wait, Mark
00:52:47This is a personal problem between me and her
00:52:49You cannot abuse your power to help her
00:52:52Fine, then
00:52:53Yeah, let's do official business first
00:52:55Hand me that promotion paper
00:53:02James
00:53:03As director of the LAPD
00:53:05I hereby revoke your promotion
00:53:08Effective immediately
00:53:14You are abusing your power
00:53:16You do not have the authority to do this
00:53:17Chief
00:53:18Aren't you going to say something?
00:53:21Hey, Mark
00:53:22He's right
00:53:23A committee made this decision
00:53:25And you don't have the power to override it
00:53:28The commissioner delegated me
00:53:30And Collins
00:53:33Back off James Kacer
00:53:34I'll have you answer to the commissioner yourself
00:53:36How's that?
00:53:39Chief
00:53:40Aren't you going to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry, James
00:53:43There's nothing I can do
00:53:45He's got the backing of the commissioner
00:53:47And, uh...
00:53:49You may have barked up the wrong tree on this one
00:53:51I have to go
00:54:01Kelly, you fucking bitch
00:54:02Seducing older men and calling me the cheater
00:54:05No wonder you wanted that divorce so quick
00:54:07You found yourself a sugar daddy
00:54:09Wow, all these years acting all warm and righteous
00:54:12But really you were just a snake all along, huh?
00:54:15You were quite the actress, Caroline
00:54:18Acting all hurt when James dumped you
00:54:21But you were already sleeping your way to the top
00:54:25It all makes sense now
00:54:27Mark's side piece gets special treatment
00:54:31Exactly
00:54:32Mark wouldn't protect her for nothing
00:54:35My relationship with Mark is none of your business
00:54:38None of my business?
00:54:40We were married for five years
00:54:41And you call me the cheater?
00:54:43This guy's old enough to be your father
00:54:45I guess you'll just sleep with anything that's old and has authority
00:54:49James
00:54:50You watch your fucking mouth
00:54:53Or I will beat you fucking senseless
00:54:56What?
00:54:57Hierarchy aside
00:54:58You've been wooded for 20 years
00:55:00But I guess you found yourself a sugar baby
00:55:02Congratulations
00:55:05God damn that felt good
00:55:09Everybody look
00:55:10He's hitting me to cover up for his mistress
00:55:14Definitely reporting this to the commissioner
00:55:16I'm warning you
00:55:18You say one more word to slander my daughter
00:55:21And I swear by God and Sonny
00:55:22Jesus
00:55:22I will have every officer here use you for fucking target practice
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:34That daughter my fucking ass
00:55:35More like
00:55:37Daddy's little side piece
00:55:39Mark if she was really your daughter
00:55:41Why don't you have the same last name?
00:55:43And Caroline
00:55:43I mean we were married for five years
00:55:46And you never once talked about your father
00:55:48And now he shows up and he's the director of the LAPD
00:55:52What kind of shit show are you running here?
00:55:55Dude I've known Mark forever
00:55:56He's never mentioned anything about a daughter
00:55:58Something smells as fishy as seven day old tuna here
00:56:02Who says I have to take my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century
00:56:06I took my mom so what?
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit
00:56:10You've been screwing this old fucker Bahama back this entire time
00:56:13I bet you couldn't wait to dump me so you can go play house with daddy
00:56:17Dad's right
00:56:18You only married him to cover up your nasty little affair
00:56:20You played us all
00:56:22I am so sick and tired of this horse shit
00:56:25Throw these losers out on their asses
00:56:28Wait wait wait wait
00:56:29You cannot throw us out like garbage
00:56:31The commissioner invited us here herself
00:56:33I'm gonna get that promotion
00:56:35And your asses are gonna be in a shit load of shit
00:56:38I'm sorry are you still dreaming about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up
00:56:44The commissioner already promised James his badge
00:56:49So when she gets here
00:56:50We will tell her all about your sick little relationship
00:56:56Thank you for reminding me
00:56:59The commissioner did want you to have this
00:57:02And I personally made some adjustments myself for your situation
00:57:06Dad these must be your promotion papers
00:57:09They're gonna be sergeant
00:57:10Honey congrats
00:57:13Please remember what you promised me
00:57:16Oh well I always keep my promises
00:57:19Okay well come on already open them
00:57:20Okay wait wait wait
00:57:24What the actual fuck?
00:57:26Termination notice
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:31You did this
00:57:33You backstabbing bitch
00:57:35I told you before
00:57:36You're fired
00:57:37Asshole
00:57:38Effective immediately
00:57:40Boss
00:57:41Mark
00:57:42Please please
00:57:42You know
00:57:43I've worked my ass off for the last five years
00:57:47I'm a good cop
00:57:48The commissioner wouldn't throw me out like this
00:57:50Caroline is pulling strings and you're letting her get away with it
00:57:54You cheated on your wife and embarrassed the entire department
00:57:57You broke every rule in the book
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy
00:58:01Getting canned
00:58:02I mean come on that's the least you deserve
00:58:05Deserve?
00:58:08I'm reporting both your asses to the commissioner
00:58:10I want to talk to the commissioner right fucking now
00:58:13Regardless of what the commissioner says
00:58:16I am director of the LAPD and I am telling you James
00:58:21You're fucking fired
00:58:23How many times do I have to tell you to take the trash out?
00:58:26No no no
00:58:26This is an abusive penalty
00:58:29You can't just
00:58:29I gave my promotion
00:58:30I want to talk to the commissioner
00:58:32Stop on this
00:58:33I want my promotion
00:58:34You still buying my daughter's scout clothes?
00:58:36Come on
00:58:43Well this is settled for now
00:58:44But knowing that piece of shit
00:58:46He's not going to give up that easy
00:58:49I'm being generous just firing him
00:58:51If he doesn't let it go then I'll escalate the case
00:58:58This is all your fault
00:59:00You stupid bitch
00:59:01If I hadn't been seduced by you I would still have my job
00:59:05Dad
00:59:06Stop
00:59:07You're going to kill mom
00:59:08Please
00:59:15I just lost my job
00:59:16What am I going to do?
00:59:17I want to be homeless again
00:59:19Baby
00:59:20But you know I love you so much
00:59:23Oh my god fuck
00:59:23It has to be Caroline
00:59:24She's completely destroying us
00:59:27That's true dad
00:59:28We just need to find the commissioner
00:59:29And tell her about this whole situation
00:59:31And that's the only way we can get revenge and get our life back
00:59:34But we don't even know her last name
00:59:36How are we going to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute
00:59:41I know who could help us
00:59:43Miss Lane
00:59:44The mayor's wife
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor
00:59:51William Kane's birthday is in two days
00:59:54And Miss Lane is throwing this huge party
00:59:57The commissioner is going to be there
01:00:00We're going to crush the party
01:00:02And we're going to tell her all about this little two
01:00:05Holy shit mom that's brilliant
01:00:07And then when the commissioner finds out about all of this
01:00:09Dad will get his job back and get promoted to sergeant
01:00:12Exactly
01:00:13Marilyn
01:00:14I love you
01:00:15I'm so sorry for choking you
01:00:17But you help me get my job back
01:00:18And I promise I'll make it up to you big time
01:00:20We're family James
01:00:22I would do anything for you
01:00:24Thank you
01:00:26God I love you
01:00:28Love?
01:00:29Please
01:00:30More like I need access to that bank account to cover my debts
01:00:38Who's that?
01:00:39Hello?
01:00:40Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah that's me
01:00:42Miss Smith
01:00:43I regret to tell you that your stepmothers holded tuition payments
01:00:48Unfortunately we have to let your placement go
01:00:51Wait tuition?
01:00:52I thought I had a full scholarship you can't just kick me out
01:00:55Oh no no I'm sorry that was a white lie
01:01:00Miss Carolyn Johnson offered to pay double tuition to get you enrolled
01:01:04Without that you actually aren't quite qualified to attend
01:01:14They just kicked me out
01:01:15This is the worst day ever
01:01:17No no no no
01:01:18Don't cry baby girl
01:01:19Look there's gotta be a mistake
01:01:21I mean she's just a cleaning lady
01:01:24How does she need to have money for tuition?
01:01:25It's gotta be Caroline fucking with us again
01:01:28We gotta nail these bastards before they completely destroy us
01:01:32What do we do?
01:01:33We're just gonna go home from now
01:01:35I'm gonna figure it out
01:01:36I promise
01:01:36Just go
01:01:36Okay
01:01:44Jesus
01:01:46What are you guys doing in my room?
01:01:48Sweetheart
01:01:48It's okay
01:01:49We just wanna make sure nobody ever messes with you ever again
01:01:52And from now on
01:01:54I'm assigning bodyguard protection 24-7
01:01:57Dad come on
01:01:58I don't need babysitters
01:01:59This is all my fault
01:02:02I wasn't there for you when you needed me
01:02:05And that's why James hurt you
01:02:06And I swear I will never let that happen again
01:02:09Look dad
01:02:10Look I know that James hurt me
01:02:12But I can't live my life as a prisoner
01:02:15Please
01:02:16Caroline please
01:02:17Just just
01:02:18No dad
01:02:18No I am going to the mayor's birthday party tonight
01:02:21Alone
01:02:22No bodyguards
01:02:24Caroline
01:02:24No
01:02:28Caroline wait
01:02:35Honey
01:02:36This is my house
01:02:39You can't just take it from me
01:02:43Well
01:02:44At least tell me what the fuck is going on
01:02:46James Smith right?
01:02:48Your medical bills and credit cards are way past their due date
01:02:51Bankhead has come to seize the property
01:02:53So yeah you can pack your stuff and get lost thank you
01:02:56No you have it wrong
01:02:57Those are my ex-wife's debts
01:02:58They're not mine
01:03:00Funny
01:03:00Cause your name is all over the bills here
01:03:05Looks like your saint of an ex-wife's been covering your ass for the last five years
01:03:09Looks like the gravy train's finally come to a screeching halt
01:03:12Choo-choo
01:03:17Jesus Christ
01:03:19What's up with all these bills?
01:03:21Is that why you came back to me?
01:03:23I had no idea
01:03:24Caroline was covering for me
01:03:25Dad you lost your job in our house
01:03:28We're gonna be homeless
01:03:29We're not gonna be homeless
01:03:30I did not sign up to be broke and homeless with you James
01:03:36I'm out
01:03:38Mom
01:03:41I'm out
01:03:44Mom you can't leave us again please
01:03:46Babe please please
01:03:47We used to have the mayor's party
01:03:49We will rat Caroline and mark out to the mayor
01:03:51I'll be back on the force
01:03:52Everything will be fine
01:03:53Mom just give dad one more shot
01:03:55Fine
01:03:57Last chance
01:03:58But if you don't figure out your shits
01:04:00I'm done for good
01:04:12Wow
01:04:13Caroline
01:04:14I am so thrilled that you can make it
01:04:16And thank you
01:04:17From the bottom of my heart
01:04:19For everything that you've done for the last 10 years
01:04:21I know it wasn't easy
01:04:22You were my guest of honor tonight
01:04:23You're too kind sir
01:04:26It's an honor to serve my country
01:04:27Just doing my job
01:04:29You know there's a lot of people from City Hall here
01:04:31It would be my pleasure to introduce you
01:04:33I don't want to divulge into politics
01:04:35But please enjoy your evening with your guests
01:04:39Very well then
01:04:40I'll be around if you need me
01:04:42Anything
01:04:43Thank you sir
01:04:44And happy birthday
01:04:45Thank you
01:04:47Right this way commissioner
01:04:56Oh my god
01:04:58Jesus this place is insane
01:05:00As long as the commissioner is here I am not finished yet
01:05:04James, Miss Lane loves me
01:05:06I've been kissing her ass for years now
01:05:08So she'll get us in front of the commissioner
01:05:11No problem
01:05:22Hey what are you doing here?
01:05:26Hey what are you doing here?
01:05:30You bitch
01:05:31You ruined our lives yesterday
01:05:33Yet you had the nerve to show up here
01:05:34Still can't get over my man
01:05:37You pathetic little whore
01:05:40Makes me sick even looking at you
01:05:42Oh stop flattering yourself
01:05:45I don't need your permission to be here
01:05:47I was invited
01:05:49Invited?
01:05:50You?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's party
01:05:53And we are VIP guests
01:05:55The commissioner will be here too
01:05:57My dad is going to report you and Mark
01:06:00Let's see if the commissioner takes you seriously
01:06:02We know the mayor's wife personally
01:06:05She will believe us
01:06:07Funny
01:06:07So do I
01:06:09Let's see how you plan on reporting me
01:06:11Listen Caroline, I do not care if you're Mark's mistress or his daughter
01:06:14He cannot protect you if he's not here
01:06:16Don't waste your breath, James
01:06:18Come on
01:06:19Ms. Lane's waiting
01:06:30Alright guys, the commissioner's gonna be here so we gotta find her now
01:06:34Names?
01:06:35May I see your invitation please?
01:06:38May I see your invitation please?
01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest
01:06:45She specifically emphasized we should take excellent care of you
01:06:49Ah
01:06:50James, when Ms. Lane arrives
01:06:52She'll introduce you to the commissioner
01:07:08Hey
01:07:09Show me your invitation
01:07:13Oh
01:07:14My goodness
01:07:15The mayor's VIP guest
01:07:17Right this way
01:07:20How did a janitor get on the mayor's radar?
01:07:22And a VIP guest?
01:07:24She's sleeping with Mark
01:07:25He obviously gave her that invitation
01:07:29Absolutely
01:07:30We have to get the slut out of here before she ruins the whole party
01:07:33Listen, you cannot let her in
01:07:35She's my ex-wife and she's crazy
01:07:37I'm just a janitor
01:07:38She would never make it on the invitation for the mayor
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that makes sense
01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest
01:07:45So I'm gonna follow their lead
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong here
01:07:51Please leave
01:07:54I would be very careful, miss
01:07:56The mayor will be furious if you bounce his VIP guest
01:07:59Caroline, enough
01:08:01Just because you're sleeping with Mark does not make you untouchable
01:08:03And now what?
01:08:04You're just cozy enough to the mayor?
01:08:06Get out
01:08:06Before you're thrown out
01:08:08You better back down before I lose my temper
01:08:10I will not go easy on you this time
01:08:12Stop the act!
01:08:14Mark's not here to protect you
01:08:16Where can I report you and Mark to the commissioner?
01:08:21I am the commissioner
01:08:22And I'm not gonna tell you again
01:08:25You're still acting?
01:08:27Well, everybody here is a cop
01:08:28Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:30No, I don't recognize her at all
01:08:32Never seen her before
01:08:35I've been undercover for 10 years
01:08:37Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the mayor
01:08:43I do not have time for this, okay?
01:08:45Enough of these childish games, alright?
01:08:47You're just Mark's side piece
01:08:48That's the only reason that you are not locked up right now
01:08:50Mark's mistress?
01:08:52Such a big age gap, gross
01:08:54If the commissioner finds out, she'll definitely fire Mark
01:08:58She is just my crazy ex-stepmom
01:09:00She got my dad fired
01:09:02And now she's following him here to harass him
01:09:04She's an absolute psycho
01:09:08James is remarrying me
01:09:12Very soon
01:09:13So stop chasing him
01:09:14Or people will start calling you
01:09:17The home record
01:09:19I think we both know who the home record is here
01:09:23Don't listen to her mom
01:09:25She is just bitter that we're a happy family again
01:09:27A total gold digger
01:09:29You destroyed my promotion yesterday
01:09:31And what, you came here to ruin the party too?
01:09:34I have had it with you in my life
01:09:36Throw her out now!
01:09:40You do not work for them, okay?
01:09:43You work for the mayor
01:09:44If you do anything that these clowns tell you to do, you're out of a job
01:09:47Do it!
01:09:47Take her out!
01:09:49I will deal with any problems
01:09:51Don't!
01:09:54We're Miss Lane's people
01:09:56Cross us and you cross her
01:10:00I suggest you be very smart about this
01:10:04Alright ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
01:10:07Hi, William
01:10:09Look, I'm so sorry to bother you
01:10:11But there's been a bit of a situation
01:10:13Um, I'm in the banquet hall
01:10:15I need you to come here right away
01:10:20Wait...
01:10:20She knows the mayor personally?
01:10:23Is she actually...
01:10:27Are you kidding me?
01:10:29She's just a janitor
01:10:31Caroline, sweetie, just go
01:10:33We'll let this slide
01:10:34Mark is not going in here to protect you and save you tonight
01:10:39The mayor's on his way
01:10:40It's time to put all this choice
01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests get his personal attention
01:10:45Her status must be extraordinary
01:10:50Wait...
01:10:50In LA, the only person who gets his reception is the commissioner
01:10:54What? Could she really be the commissioner?
01:10:57I guess it makes sense
01:10:58No one can recommend her
01:10:59Been undercover this whole time
01:11:01Do not buy her lies
01:11:02She doesn't know Mr. Lane
01:11:04The mayor's gonna personally throw out this fraud when he gets here
01:11:07Keep talking, James
01:11:08In about two minutes you're gonna be eating this waste
01:11:11I don't have time for this nonsense
01:11:12Throw her out now or I'll arrest you too
01:11:16Don't you dare touch me
01:11:17Unless you wanna lose your jobs
01:11:18Stop embarrassing yourself, Caroline
01:11:23James replaced you with me
01:11:27Because you were just a worthless cleaning lady
01:11:31Nothing more than that
01:11:35I've shown you a lot of mercy
01:11:37But look at me
01:11:38If you keep pushing me
01:11:39It's over
01:11:40I'm gonna destroy every single one of you
01:11:42Enough!
01:11:44Mark is not here to protect you
01:11:46Time to put you where you belong
01:11:47Now take this trash out to the streets
01:11:50You're digging your own grief, James
01:11:52This is your last chance
01:11:53I'm warning you
01:11:54Get off me
01:11:56Alright, I guess we'll see what happens
01:12:07What the hell are you people doing?
01:12:12Oh, Mr. Lane, this imposter was causing chaos at your event
01:12:16She's claiming to be the commissioner
01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous
01:12:20Imposter?
01:12:20Yes, sir
01:12:21She even had the audacity to claim she's your VIP guest
01:12:25Absolutely ridiculous
01:12:27Thankfully, Mr. Smith here
01:12:28He exposed her just in the nick of time
01:12:31Otherwise, she'd have slipped into your banquet
01:12:33Right
01:12:37Oh, William
01:12:40So you must be Caroline's ex-husband
01:12:45Nice to meet you, Mr. Lane
01:12:50Sir, I am
01:12:53We were invited by your wife, Mrs. Lane
01:12:55So you're the one who wanted to throw Caroline out?
01:12:57That's right
01:12:59Just want to make sure everything goes orderly on your big night
01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady
01:13:02And we just went through a messy divorce
01:13:04So her mental health is
01:13:05All over the place
01:13:06She keeps rambling on and on about being the new police commissioner
01:13:11But don't worry, sir
01:13:12I am on your side and I won't let her ruin your night
01:13:21Don't you ever disrespect Caroline like that
01:13:26Why would you hit me?
01:13:27Why would you hit me? I'm friends with Mrs. Lane
01:13:28I don't care who you claim to be friends with
01:13:32This is somebody that I look up to
01:13:34And you don't deserve to call yourself an officer of the law
01:13:39You are absolutely freaking clueless
01:13:44Commissioner
01:13:45I'm terribly sorry
01:13:46This is on me
01:13:47My people let you down
01:13:49It's fine
01:13:50What the fuck?
01:13:52She's the actual commissioner?
01:13:57No, no, she was scrubbing toilets and signing divorce papers two days ago
01:14:01How could she be commissioner overnight?
01:14:03No, no, this is crazy
01:14:04I thought she was Mark's mistress
01:14:06Just a cheating bitch
01:14:08But she's actually Mark's daughter
01:14:11Oh, fuck me
01:14:13He called her commissioner
01:14:14And I just tried to humiliate her
01:14:16I'm dead, I'm so fucking dead
01:14:20Holy shit, thank god we stayed out of this
01:14:22We cannot afford to cross the commissioner
01:14:23Poor bastard
01:14:25He tried to divorce the commissioner and throw her out?
01:14:28He's done for
01:14:31So
01:14:32James
01:14:35You said that you wanted to wrap my father and I out to the commissioner
01:14:38Here I am
01:14:39Anything you want to say?
01:14:41No, no, no, this can't be real
01:14:44But she seems so young
01:14:46Honestly, she doesn't even look like a police commissioner
01:14:49Are you questioning the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:53No, no, sir, of course not
01:14:55It's just that no one here has ever seen the commissioner before
01:14:58And you're the only one confirming it
01:15:00We had no idea
01:15:02Okay
01:15:02Well, everybody listen very carefully
01:15:04I hired Caroline to work as a janitor at the precies
01:15:10To secretly investigate and root out corruption on the police force
01:15:14Her status was top secret, which is why
01:15:17I just pissed off the commissioner
01:15:21Yes, you did
01:15:22Yes, you did
01:15:22And you're fired
01:15:23Get this piece of shit out of here
01:15:25You're stinking up my party
01:15:26No, no, Mr. Light
01:15:28Please, I didn't know
01:15:29I didn't know
01:15:30Shut up, you party pooper
01:15:31Please
01:15:37Alright
01:15:38You're next, assholes
01:15:41Caroline
01:15:43Wow, I did not know that you were the commissioner
01:15:46Why would you keep such a big secret from your husband, babe?
01:15:51Babe?
01:15:52No
01:15:53The dirty, stinking janitor was actually the commissioner
01:15:55And I got her kicked out of our house
01:15:58It was you
01:16:01Wow
01:16:03Maybe
01:16:04It was God
01:16:07Orchestrating this
01:16:08We're meant to be in each other's life
01:16:11No, God doesn't waste time on trash like you
01:16:13It was all me
01:16:16The police job
01:16:17I got that for you
01:16:20The prep school
01:16:21That was through my donations
01:16:24So you really did take care of us all those years?
01:16:34My Ivy League dreams are crushed
01:16:36Oh, come on, be real Jenna
01:16:38You were never smart enough for the Ivy Leagues
01:16:42Caroline, look
01:16:44Had I known you did all this stuff for us
01:16:45I never would have betrayed you like that
01:16:48Marilyn abandoned you
01:16:49When you hit rock bottom
01:16:50I saved you
01:16:53You cheated on me
01:16:54And you betrayed me
01:16:56God, you're a real piece of work, James
01:16:58You two belong with each other
01:17:01Oh, so you were behind the promotion?
01:17:05Oh, now he's catching on
01:17:08But you know what, thank you for showing me your true colors and kicking me out
01:17:11My father was right about you
01:17:13You never loved me, you never respected me
01:17:17You were using me, all because you thought I was a cleaning lady
01:17:19No, no, it wasn't
01:17:21It was not that at all
01:17:22I thought it was your debt and I didn't want to drag Jenna and me down
01:17:26No, those were your bills
01:17:28Which I kindly paid every single month
01:17:31I treated you pretty damn well, James
01:17:34You threw it all out
01:17:37It's just not my problem anymore
01:17:39Dad, the bills, our house ruined everything
01:17:42Shut up, okay?
01:17:44Marilyn was the one that forced me to leave Caroline, so blame her
01:17:51Excuse me? I am to blame?
01:17:54I helped you to get rid of Caroline because you asked me to
01:17:58Don't put this on me
01:18:00Shut the fuck up, I would not be in this mess if it weren't for you
01:18:04Thanks to you, I'm jobless and I'm going to be homeless again
01:18:08Caroline, babe, look, I know I messed up, but just give me one more chance and let's get back together,
01:18:13I love you
01:18:15Oh, so now you love me, that's funny, James
01:18:20Absolutely, look, look, I am so sorry, you hid everything from me, I had no idea that you did all
01:18:27this for us
01:18:28Like, and it's kind of not fair to me because, I mean, don't you see? I mean, had I known
01:18:34I never would have done-
01:18:35Hey, James, I am standing right here, you know?
01:18:39You're getting back with her in front of me?
01:18:43What was all of that lovey-dovey shit that you just said a few hours ago?
01:18:49Dad, you said we were family, you can't just-
01:18:51We were together for five years, okay?
01:18:54Let me make this up to you, I will finally treat you like the queen that you are
01:18:58There is no we anymore, James, that died the second that you cheated on me and kicked me to the
01:19:03curb
01:19:07Caroline, they're taking the house, without you, Jenna and I will be on the streets and I can't go back
01:19:11to that life
01:19:12Please, mom, I know I made some mistakes, but I am still your little girl
01:19:15You know, I want to go to school, I don't want to sleep on the sidewalk
01:19:18And just give me one more chance, I promise I will be your loyal daughter
01:19:21Now, Jenna, I think you forgot something
01:19:24You said that I'm not your mother, remember? I'm just getting in the way of you and your real family
01:19:29That's your mom, so beg her instead
01:19:31No, I'm so sorry, I was so wrong, you are my mom
01:19:35I can't be the laughing stock at school, it will ruin me
01:19:39Well, you ruined yourself, kid
01:19:41You knew that your father was cheating on me and you never said anything
01:19:44You never defended me once
01:19:46So I'm done with you, all of you
01:19:49No, no, mom, I'm sorry, I know I was wrong and I'm so sorry
01:19:52Just tell me anything, I will do it to make it up to you
01:19:55Jenna, if your actions and your words don't line up, you're not just lying to me, you're lying to yourself
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