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05:09ne?
05:11nothing?
05:13she might not have insurance in two weeks
05:16but...
05:17she might not have insurance in two weeks Samir
05:19what?
05:20she's insured through work
05:21her way Samir
05:23we have to get this done today otherwise she's gonna owe like a million dollars
05:27when she is out of work
05:28mm-hmm
05:29i'm gonna have to deal with this
05:30no no Isa
05:32you're gonna make it worse
05:33you're not doing anything
05:35okay well she picked me Isa
05:36I'm the Praxis.
05:37Proxy.
05:38Proxy.
05:39Ah.
05:40Okay.
05:42Eat your fucking Twix.
05:43Baby God.
05:44Ah.
05:47Okay, I got this.
05:48Of course.
05:49I got this.
05:49She picked you.
05:50She picked me, so I got this.
05:52Yeah, she picked you.
05:52You're her pick me girl.
05:54Good luck.
05:55I get, I get.
05:56Yeah, that's gonna go Harley.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Mhm.
06:01You wanna race wheelchairs?
06:02Fuck yeah.
06:03Here, this is her.
06:04Thank you.
06:07You are bleeding, EGG.
06:08Corners!
06:12So, we got Owens.
06:13Dr. Powell?
06:14Dr. Powell?
06:15Hi.
06:16Hi.
06:17What's, uh, your friend is not out yet.
06:19We'll get you when she's ready.
06:20No, just, just, just real quick.
06:22Just, sorry.
06:23The, the test that you had mentioned.
06:25The, um.
06:27Endoscopy.
06:27No, you, sorry.
06:29I wrote it down.
06:30Um.
06:33No, you're right.
06:34Endoscopy.
06:34Could we maybe just do that today?
06:37You know?
06:38Just like while you're in there.
06:40While I'm in there?
06:41I don't know where it is, but could you just.
06:43You should go back to the waiting room.
06:45Your friend can call the office tomorrow.
06:47She can't.
06:47No, she can't because she has this insurance thing.
06:49Oh, she can ask the front desk about insurance.
06:51It's gonna.
06:51Kid, she'll be okay.
06:52Okay.
06:53So, uh, we need to prep Owens.
06:55Uh, let's get, uh.
06:56Hey.
06:57Charts on Mr. Clemente.
06:58And.
06:59Hey!
07:03I'm, I'm the proxy.
07:05Okay?
07:06And my friend, she needs her test done today.
07:08So.
07:09C-
07:10Cause I'm the guy.
07:11So.
07:12Can we.
07:14Can we just get her done?
07:16Okay?
07:19Stat.
07:22Okay.
07:23Uh, let's give her a bolus of midazolam and we'll go combination endo.
07:27Yeah, bolus midazolam.
07:28Yes.
07:29Thank you.
07:32Oh, shit.
07:34Oh.
07:36Okay.
07:40You guys are doing great stuff.
07:45No, I was like stat.
07:46Whoa.
07:47Whoa.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Wow.
07:48I just used the word.
07:48I was like stat.
07:49And then they just do what I said.
07:50Damn.
07:51I yelled at like a full grown doctor.
07:53Loud.
07:53I feel pretty crazy.
07:56I feel different.
07:58Yep.
07:59I feel pretty crazy.
07:59Look at you go.
08:01So wait.
08:02So you got them to do the throat scope and the colonoscopy at the same time.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:07It's whatever.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Like a spit roast.
08:12Like Billie will have the tube in her mouth and then the tube up her bottom.
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18It's not a spit roast.
08:19It's different.
08:21It's not that.
08:21How's it?
08:22How's it different?
08:23It's medicine.
08:24Right.
08:25It's a hospital.
08:26Totally.
08:27Yeah.
08:28What is it?
08:29Billie's phone.
08:30Oh shit.
08:31Did her boss email?
08:31No, no, no.
08:32I've been refreshing.
08:33It's just a bunch of Dunkin' Rewards and Sims 4 receipts.
08:36You guys, she paid for the career pack.
08:38Do you know how sad this is?
08:40Ready?
08:41Yes.
08:41Eugene, we've been ready.
08:42Ready.
08:43Back up, back up.
08:43I've been waiting for you.
08:44Get set.
08:45Go.
08:46Wait, wait, wait.
08:47Eat shit, Paul Baker.
08:49No, this is not good.
08:50He's tired of Paul.
08:53I'm sorry.
08:54If you could just walk around.
08:56Oh, thank you, dear.
08:58No problem.
08:59Are you, too?
09:01Is this a church?
09:03We're a non-denominational chapel, yes.
09:07So people can just, like, come in here and vent to you?
09:10Yes.
09:11Unfortunately, I have to go.
09:12I'm ministering last rites.
09:13Okay, yeah, totally.
09:15Get that.
09:15No rush at all.
09:16But how long does that normally take, just like a ballpark?
09:18Right.
09:19Uh, let me ask.
09:21Do you belong to the faith, dear?
09:23Um, okay, so I would consider myself more spiritual.
09:26Uh, but I am afraid of Christian Howe because I did shrooms once and I went there.
09:32Oh, dear.
09:33I know.
09:34You know, there's one friend who always listens.
09:40Hi, non-denominational god.
09:44I guess I just wanted to say that I'm having, like, the worst time at this hospital today.
09:51And I know that sounds cringe because there are, like, cancer kids here.
09:56But I'm just like, my friends just aren't taking me seriously.
10:02They, they don't trust me with their lives.
10:04They won't let Paul Baker move in even though he is a sexually fluid delight.
10:12Like, it's like, you know what it is?
10:15It's like they want me around so I can fix their makeup or flash my tits at a rave so
10:20Samir's cousin can get in.
10:21But they don't actually, like, see me.
10:26When are they gonna realize that I am more than my personality?
10:32Please, please, please, please, please stay with me.
10:35Stay with me!
10:41Clear!
10:46Was that too much?
10:47Too much? Who? You or me?
10:48Oh my god, no, me. You were perfect.
10:50No, no, no. You were so dropped in. You were a great scene partner.
10:52Stop.
10:53Thank you, Cheryl. Good luck in court.
10:55Full custody.
10:57Dude, today has been so fun.
11:00Hospitals in Canada are never this cool.
11:03Neither are hospitals here.
11:04This is more a me thing. This is, like, what I bring to his face.
11:07Hi!
11:08Hi!
11:09How are my gays and veys?
11:11Again, babe, I'm cis.
11:13And again, you don't have to decide that now.
11:15Okay.
11:16Look at you.
11:17Someone took off her pissy pants.
11:19Yeah, well, I talked to an old friend.
11:22Hmm.
11:22Okay, I'm gonna go set up gauze ball.
11:24Okay, yeah, great.
11:27Hmm.
11:29Crazy thought.
11:30Huh?
11:31Should Paul Baker move in?
11:33Um, yes.
11:34I say that, like, every day.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Totally.
11:38Great.
11:39Anton.
11:40Yeah?
11:40I literally say that, like, three times a day.
11:43No, I know.
11:44And I'm now agreeing with you.
11:46No, you're presenting it as if you've never heard it before.
11:48Okay, well, you say a lot of things, okay?
11:50So I sort of scrub through them for words like danger, fire, Anton.
11:53Does literally no one listen when I talk?
11:55We're listening.
11:56Okay, Anton!
11:57Gauze ball is ready.
11:58Ah!
12:00Wait, do we need anything besides gauze?
12:02What the fuck is this day?
12:06What?
12:07Am I in Christian hell?
12:12I'm telling you, you just gotta be up in their face around here.
12:15Like, if you want to be seen, you just make them see you.
12:19You know what I mean?
12:21You're listening, bro.
12:22Oh, your arm.
12:24Samir?
12:25Oh, it's like as soon as I sit down.
12:28This place.
12:29So your friend's endoscopy is wrapping up.
12:32Everything's fine.
12:33But the doctor wants to make sure that the bleeding isn't cervical in nature.
12:36So your friend should schedule another test in two months.
12:39Two months?
12:40Yes.
12:42Howard!
12:43Howard!
12:44What are we doing here?
12:45What am I hearing about a cervix?
12:47Excuse me.
12:48Hi.
12:49Hi.
12:49Your friend is fine.
12:50She can schedule that test for a few months from now.
12:52A few months from now.
12:53Hey, she might not have insurance in a few months.
12:55That's not very stat, Howard.
12:57Do you know who that is in there?
12:59That's Billy fucking Schaefer, okay?
13:01I'm aware of my patient's name.
13:04Howard.
13:05Oh, man.
13:07I don't want to raise my voice again.
13:09There's all these people around.
13:11I don't want to be that guy.
13:12Your friend is going to be okay.
13:14Okay.
13:18Howard!
13:19Run the test!
13:21Run the test!
13:23Run the test!
13:24Run the test!
13:24Trish?
13:24Trish!
13:25Prep the vaginoscopy.
13:26Prep it!
13:48Hey, so all three are just, they're going to be in there at the same time?
13:54These are the tests you ordered.
13:55Right.
13:55Right.
13:57Can we take the first two out, or...?
13:59No.
14:00Medically speaking, it's best they kiss in the middle.
14:03What middle?
14:06Ready, then, please.
14:07Oh.
14:10Oh.
14:10Hmm.
14:14Oh, no.
14:16Howard, I made a mistake.
14:18Howard, Howard, Howard.
14:20The proxy says stop.
14:24It's been a long walk.
14:26No, but...
14:27Hi, Bills.
14:28Hey, Billy.
14:29Hi.
14:30Hi.
14:30How are you?
14:31You look gorgeous.
14:33Quick, Samir, film this in case you say something good.
14:35What? No.
14:36I think Martin Luther King would have liked me.
14:39God damn it, Samir.
14:40Hey, Bills, you're all good, okay?
14:43All the tests came back normal.
14:45All the tests?
14:47Yeah, there were multiple tests.
14:51Yeah.
14:52They said you were just clenching, my love, so it was just a stress thing.
14:55Yeah, it's just a stress thing.
14:57And on the plus side, they said you have the tightest, cutest little asshole they've ever seen.
15:01So that is a win.
15:02They see a lot of assholes.
15:04So, sit with that, seriously.
15:06Do work emo?
15:08Oh.
15:12No.
15:13Nope.
15:14Nothing has come in all day.
15:16I've been checking.
15:17Samir, can I talk to you for a second?
15:18Just over here would be great.
15:20I love you.
15:22I love you.
15:24No, it's not.
15:25It is.
15:25No, it's not.
15:26It is.
15:26No, what's it say?
15:27I don't know.
15:28You look.
15:28You're the proxy.
15:29You're the guy.
15:30Come on.
15:30Take it.
15:31No, what's wrong?
15:32No, no, no, please.
15:34Inappropriate behavior towards the supervisor.
15:36No.
15:37Contract terminated immediately.
15:38No.
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:40Yep.
15:42And then if I was a girl, it was going to be Sue Baker.
15:45How crazy.
15:47Okay, who's going to tell her?
15:48I don't know.
15:49I don't know.
15:49This is her worst nightmare.
15:50She's going to fucking birdman herself out the window.
15:53Birdman?
15:53I've never seen that.
15:54I've never seen that either.
15:55No, I've never seen it either.
15:56Enzo, can you just please tell her?
15:57What?
15:57No, she chose you and you loved stepping up.
15:59Just tell her quickly.
16:00I'm delegating and I need you to tell her.
16:01Delegating?
16:02Samir, it's time to-
16:03I'm at capacity.
16:04No.
16:04I told you I-
16:05Capacity.
16:05I'll do it.
16:08I'll tell her.
16:09Because I am a serious person who can tell someone serious news.
16:15Okay?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Okay.
16:19Great.
16:22Oh, I hate when they have celebrities on Sesame Street.
16:26Totally.
16:26It's just not that close.
16:28Hey.
16:29Hi, Bill.
16:30Presenting my friends.
16:32Presenting me.
16:34Okay, so, um, quick update.
16:36Work did email.
16:38And you did get fired after all.
16:42I know.
16:44I know.
16:45And they are going to regret it so hard when you are up on stage, the first blonde president.
16:53Hey, but hey, listen to me.
16:56I'm- I know it sucks.
16:58And I'm so, so sorry.
17:01Huh.
17:04Well, thanks for telling me, Ys.
17:08Um, totally.
17:11Always.
17:13I love you.
17:14I love you.
17:19Who's the proxy now, bitch?
17:24Ugh.
17:25Wait, I just realized something.
17:28What?
17:30Papa John's rhymes with pizza.
17:32It's a play on words.
17:35Oh.
17:35She's still high.
17:36She's still high.
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:38Here you go.
17:39Let's drink that up.
17:46Ugh.
17:47I smell like waiting room.
17:49Oh, no, I love it.
17:51You do?
17:51Yeah, you smell like, uh, Lysol in the human condition.
17:54Really?
17:57Samir?
17:58We should let him move in.
18:00Paul Baker?
18:01Yeah, he's sweet.
18:02In like a three-legged dog kind of way.
18:06Yeah.
18:07I mean, I'm done deciding stuff today.
18:09Great.
18:10We'll say it was Issa's idea.
18:11Okay.
18:12Let her have it.
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:19So today was not my best.
18:21No.
18:22You?
18:24With the ass blood?
18:25I literally sent myself to the hospital because of a work email.
18:28Yeah.
18:28I mean, that is mortifying.
18:30It's not good.
18:31I'm done.
18:33I'm unclenching.
18:34Yeah?
18:35Yeah.
18:35I'm starting from scratch with a looser, freer asshole.
18:39I like that.
18:40You should get t-shirts made.
18:41Thank you.
18:42It's quite profound.
18:43It's really nice.
18:44Okay.
18:45You wanna come up?
18:46I can carry you.
18:47No.
18:48I'm gonna crash down here and finish my toast.
18:50Okay.
18:51You got this, Bills.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Who needs a job?
18:54Yeah.
18:55Fuck it.
18:56Who needs health insurance?
18:57Not me.
18:58I didn't have any anyway.
19:02What?
19:03Yeah.
19:03I was a contractor.
19:04You think that job would give me health insurance?
19:12What?
19:15Why do I have a hospital bill for $15,000?
19:19Um...
19:21They said that it was best if they kiss in the middle.
19:27Okay, so like...
19:37You talk too fast, your friends are talking over you.
19:42I'm here but does anybody hear me?
19:46It's getting hot, my guys are melting and we're angry about it.
19:51We're not crazy about the weather so hot.
19:54I'll take it then.
19:56I'm gonna shake it down to your throat.
19:59Till I'm stuck and you're choking now.
20:02You're moving, yes.
20:04I got you moving cause you're scared now.
20:07You should be scared now.
20:12Haha.
20:13Go to business.
20:22Go to business.
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