00:00To be continued...
00:30I thought we were best friends.
00:33Ow!
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here, I swear!
00:36Bullshit! Where is she?
00:38Stop!
00:39Something happened to me over there, okay?
00:41A weapon, an infection or something.
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar.
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed, what'd she call me?
00:53Why aren't you...
00:55You're a dick.
00:57The providual that brings me back to life.
01:14I do love those eyes,
01:16but they are lying to you right now.
01:40Japan.
01:45You have to hear me. Don't just see me.
01:50Are you ready to listen, Anna?
02:31You have to hear me.
02:58You have to hear me.
03:33You have to hear me.
03:35You have to hear me.
03:37Tells me something I don't wanna know.
03:41And I can't see a light at the end for us anymore.
03:50But I can't keep crying all the time.
03:59I can't keep crying all the time.
04:15I can't keep crying all the time.
04:50I can't keep crying all the time.
04:50I can't keep crying all the time.
05:21I can't keep crying all the time.
05:55I can't keep crying all the time.
06:35I can't keep crying all the time.
07:03I can't keep crying all the time.
07:12I can't keep crying all the time.
07:19I can't keep crying all the time.
07:41I can't keep crying all the time.
08:20I can't keep crying all the time.
08:36I can't keep crying all the time.
08:39There's one agent specifically anything else
08:42Maybe I should do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle
08:48His name is Matt Cooper Madsen currently in New York City
08:59Well
09:02You off the hook now, baby boy
09:09Please please please stop stop stop, please
09:12I still don't understand why you didn't call me any idea how worried I was sorry. I just
09:31Just panicked jordan. It's me. That's what made it so complicated
09:39Because you got all this from fucking
09:43Wow, I
09:44Mean, I think I got it that way
09:48Do you think you were targeted?
09:50I don't know I woke up and he was gone without a trace
10:08Was he wearing protection?
10:12I'm your partner my child. I'm not trying to shame you. I'm trying to understand feels like shaming
10:20Okay
10:22So let's say you didn't get it because you came into contact with foreign bodily fluids and he dosed your
10:26drink or sprayed some kind of aerosol fine
10:30But that doesn't really vibe with how we've seen this thing work
10:36So fucking stupid, I just I saw that guy and he was hot, you know, so I wanted him I
10:43just
10:48We all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57It gets worse
11:00And after I felt like I was literally burning alive I left the hotel and
11:07That first wave of panic passed
11:13For a moment I liked the new me
11:18A lot
11:19I mean you finally feel seen
11:22Admired
11:24Even a little invincible
11:28I mean here I was
11:30With some life altering crisis a fucking infection and being out in the world no one knew
11:37Because of how I looked
11:40In fact, they treated me like I'd won some kind of lottery
11:47But then
11:49They stopped seeing me
11:52And they started seeing this
11:56Object
12:04Something they could buy or win or just take
12:12And then I started to hate it
12:17I hated myself forever enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean how weak could I be how fucked up am I
12:23It's not just you
12:26Everyone wants beauty
12:28It's the oldest purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34Was I so bad before?
12:38You were always beautiful
12:41Yeah
12:42Wow
12:44Reading social media about to turn 40 didn't really feel that way
12:49To me
12:52You were always beautiful to me
13:02Look I know I got a stupid boob job and stuff
13:07It was only after I turned and I realized I couldn't go back but I realized I
13:16I liked the old me
13:17I liked the old me
13:30The old you was perfect
13:34And this one is too
13:37This one's just
13:40Different
13:47How do you feel?
13:51Actually
13:53Fucking incredible
13:55Really?
13:55Mm-hmm
13:56It's the best I've ever felt
13:58Fuck
13:59My knees are jealous
14:08We're gonna make sure it stays that way
14:15You think I'll end up like the others
14:19Those models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time
14:23How long?
14:24I don't know
14:28Doing the math on the others
14:30A figure a year and a half
14:32Maybe two
14:35Have you talked to anyone else since you've been back?
14:38Family?
14:39Friends?
14:39No
14:40You're the first place I went
14:42Good
14:42Don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority
14:45There's someone on our team
14:46No
14:46No
14:46No
14:47The quarantine
14:47You treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50Until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52You're not talking to anyone
14:55And you're staying with me
15:06Okay so
15:07No ID
15:08No passport
15:11New face
15:13And everything else
15:16How'd you get back here?
15:17Oh I just blew a couple of TSA folks
15:20And they want me right on
15:21Ah
15:21Looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years Coop
15:27Seriously don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes
15:30That like having a fair die them a favour
15:32Can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later
15:38Coop
15:40Hey hey
15:43We should maybe hold off
15:46Till we know it's safe
15:50Right?
15:52Right
15:56Yeah I wasn't thinking sorry
16:18Where'd you get that?
16:20My face and my body changed not my instincts
16:27I'm left, you're right
16:50I mimsy
16:5556
16:55If...
17:04I'm
17:05gonna fly You're
17:08right So I'm
17:08fly I'm gonna
17:08fly You're a�
17:08I touched you I'm
17:08are a risk I'm
17:08gonna fly You're
17:08in awe You're
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony, right?
17:47Yes, sir. All guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours.
17:50Perfect. And there's no cold feet or any other bullshit.
17:54All systems are go, sir.
17:55But due to the intensity of the procedure,
17:57three days of cutout time from your schedule have been recommended.
18:02That's fine.
18:04Look, this shit is gonna work, right?
18:06Like, it better, okay?
18:09Because you've been on an exclusive payroll since COVID, so...
18:13A full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival,
18:16but yes, we expect a very successful experience.
18:20Good, good, good, good.
18:21Are there any additions to your medical file?
18:22No allergies or new medications, correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina will send all that over to you.
18:28We've had trouble getting a hold of her this evening.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:35Well...
18:37Yes!
18:39Yes!
18:40Yes!
18:41Yes!
18:42Sir?
18:43Sir, are you there?
18:45Yeah.
18:46Yes.
18:47I will deal with Tina.
18:52And you double-checked with them that they are aware about my B-allergy, right?
18:57You're not allergic.
18:58You're just afraid.
18:59No.
19:00That's what everybody says, but that's...
19:01Hang on, Raoul!
19:02Stop!
19:03Wait!
19:04Stop!
19:04Really?
19:05Yes!
19:06Like I'm just some chick who works the corner?
19:08What, Fran?
19:09She watches the front camera like a hawk.
19:10She does it just to give me shit.
19:15Un-fucking-believable.
19:18Fuck.
19:23Goodness, Mr. Boyce.
19:27Jesus.
19:30Fuck.
19:31Fuck.
19:32Fuck.
19:33Fuck.
19:33Fuck.
19:59I can't tell if you're lazy or you just don't care.
20:02Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume, some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma
20:12from the local Sephora.
20:17I can smell it on you, dear.
20:20And from the scent wafting off of you, what's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I guzzle martinis to try to forget you exist, sadly.
20:31It numbs the pain, but it doesn't blot you out of existence.
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning.
20:45Oh, no.
20:46Absolutely not.
20:47Not tomorrow.
20:48You have obligations.
20:49No, no, no.
20:50I've spent too much money and wasted too much time.
20:52We have a family therapy session because our son has been in the hospital for the past three weeks.
21:01The hospital.
21:04A ten grand a week opioid resort.
21:07He tried to kill himself.
21:09Fuck.
21:10Creighton can't even tie a decent knot.
21:12Can he be like his brother and drive a sports franchise into the ground?
21:17You know, just to feel better.
21:24Look, I hate your fucking guts.
21:26And you hate mine.
21:28And we can't get divorced because we have too much fucking money.
21:33And to lose any of it would be such sweet sorrow.
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're gonna like, Mama.
21:44Is it self-driving software that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person?
21:53Or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders?
21:57No.
22:00Generational biotech.
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete.
22:06Come on, Franny.
22:08When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:09You should try it.
22:10Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again.
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants.
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
22:30Okay, well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans.
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams.
22:43Mr. Horrifying monster of a human being.
22:51I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needles, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
23:02I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content.
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate that will help me build a life I wanted, the life
23:11that I deserve.
23:12And then one day you wake up and you realize that you are the dog that caught the car and
23:19your dream life is actually my golden prism.
23:40Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
23:44You're fucking psychotic.
23:48Yeah, burn it. Go ahead.
23:51Yeah, God, burn it. Burn it. Burn the whole fucking thing down. Burn the whole fucking house down.
23:55I might do just that.
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing, I became the happiest I've ever been.
24:27I'm fine.
24:32Where's the oppositeỏ?
24:34I'm justsetting.
24:41Is that so interesting?
24:44I that's terrible.
24:45Yeah, that's disgusting.
25:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:19Do your fucking job.
25:20I don't want to have to tell you again.
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags.
25:54Keep it warm, Josiah.
26:02Oh, oh, oh.
26:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
27:15I guess after tomorrow we're going to have to find a new carcass to circle.
27:19Yeah, I'll have new problems.
27:21Like what?
27:21Look at me.
27:23If this shit works half as good as they say, how the hell are we supposed to explain how
27:28different we suddenly look?
27:29Since when do you explain anything to anyone?
27:31What if this was different?
27:32I've got shareholders.
27:33The board.
27:34Fuck all that.
27:37So what's your big plan?
27:40Me?
27:41I guess I'll go with the tried and true celebrity plastic surgery routine and that diet and exercise
27:46baloney.
27:47I don't think I'm going to do that.
27:49I think I'm just going to throw it all in the rear view and buy a mountain or an island.
27:54Never speak to anybody for the rest of my life.
27:57Except for the newest piece of ass I fly in.
27:59But you do you, babykins.
28:01You do you.
28:01Oh, come join us please make yourselves comfortable.
28:23Oh, thank you.
28:40Now, bear witness.
28:43Four million years ago, a landmark moment in human evolution occurred.
28:48We developed bipedalism, the ability to walk on two legs.
28:51From there, our brains enlarged.
28:54Cognitive abilities expanded.
28:56We could use tools and started agricultural and industrial revolutions.
29:02Over the last century and a half, we advanced technology and medicine far enough that life
29:07expectancy has improved by nearly 50 years.
29:10Some of you in this room have already beaten the average.
29:14But age has taken its toll.
29:17Time, as they say, is undefeated.
29:20The last great stumbling block of mankind.
29:25In response, you tasked me with a mission.
29:28The Manhattan Project of Longevity and Aesthetics.
29:33Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to your old broken down bodies I introduce to you, the beauty.
29:45Just before winning my second Nobel Prize, I discovered the power of highly specialized gene therapies.
29:52But I couldn't help but wonder, what if we created a broad spectrum group of specialized reprogrammable proteins and RNA?
30:00Exciting, sure.
30:01But the real breakthrough, the one that will get me Nobel number three, was packaging those powerful proteins with the
30:08most ruthlessly efficient viral gain of functionality ever designed.
30:12This will allow us to completely rebuild your DNA from scratch, cell by cell.
30:18A lot of blah blah here.
30:20Yeah, sounds like you're trying to sell me drain cleaner.
30:23Let's just get to the brass tacks.
30:25A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of your physical self.
30:33Take a look.
30:3571-year-old male.
30:37Stage 4 prostate cancer.
30:38Heart trouble.
30:40Declining brain activity.
30:41Obese.
30:42You get the picture.
30:44Once the beauty has gone to work.
30:48Ooh.
30:49Uh-huh.
30:50I like him.
30:51His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased, faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips, who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you?
31:09Irrelevant.
31:10Mm.
31:10Serious question.
31:11Am I going to have like a huge cock?
31:14Not that I need it?
31:17Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:26-old.
31:26What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuild.
31:30You think they are great now.
31:33Just wait until tomorrow.
31:35And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:43Yes.
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:51Oh, come on.
31:53No, no, no, no.
31:54I don't like it.
31:55Is this bullshit?
31:57This is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:02Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:16All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:27How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here.
32:35And only here.
32:37Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:47So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible
32:52if we just take this special miracle juice.
32:56Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:05To the limitations of being human.
33:16Great.
33:18Let's get poked.
33:20Let's get poked.
33:30Let's get poked.
33:33Let's get poked.
33:44Yes.
33:56What in the fuck are you wearing it's my burning man outfit. I'm a burner. I mean, it's cool, right?
34:06Okay. Welcome to the first day. The best day of the rest of your lives. You'll notice you've got care
34:24packages that will help you through this process. I'd save that for post-injection.
34:30There are gallons of spring water here. And if you need more, just ask. Why would we need to drink
34:37more than a gallon of water each?
34:41Privacy, Mr. Forst. Remember, what we are doing here is built on deep trust. Yeah, I just had some unfinished
34:48business. That stays here. It's personal stuff.
35:02Take your cleansing wipes. They're found in the white containers to your left. Pick an arm, any arm, and swab
35:09the injection site.
35:14Nice. Get it good. Now, your dose.
35:29Nice. Okay. Nice. Thank you.
35:44Hello.
35:46Oh, fuck.
35:52My last Botox stung more than that.
35:57I don't feel shit.
36:28Oh, fuck.
36:30Oh, fuck.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:40Oh, fuck.
36:41Oh, fuck.
37:11No!
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