00:02Don't worry. I test all the potential new family members with this machine.
00:08Is your name Olivia Jones?
00:09Yes.
00:11You love Henry Falker?
00:13Very much.
00:14Do you have a positive impression of Henry's family so far?
00:17Yes.
00:17Hello?
00:19Hey.
00:20The old machine. It's funny to be on the outside. Used to be in the hot seat.
00:23Would you like to ask me some questions, Craig?
00:25Okay. Uh, Olivia, do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
00:29I mean, yeah. You call him wee-wee?
00:31Wee-wee?
00:32What is that? Like a joke about his wee-wee?
00:34Oh. Nope. No jokes about Henry's little penis. I mean, not little.
00:38You probably have more up-to-date info on it. I haven't seen it for a while, so...
00:42Dad, please stop talking.
00:42Okay. All right.
00:46What do you think of Olivia?
00:47She's adorable. So smart.
00:51Good boy.
00:52He likes you.
00:53With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character than a human could.
01:00I don't know if you were aware of, Craig, but when we first met, I didn't think you were good
01:03enough for my pancake.
01:04Yeah, I didn't notice.
01:05Olivia's a powerhouse.
01:08People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
01:12Oh, badass.
01:13Here comes the airplane.
01:15I pulled the strings of the hostage takers like strategic emotional puppetry.
01:18That's how I'm gonna free Henry from you, Greg.
01:21Shit.
01:22Oh my god.
01:23What are we doing?
01:28Oh my god, you baby birdie, Grandpa Jay.
01:32I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
01:34What?
01:35Hey, you sure she's the one?
01:37Dad.
01:38Why?
01:39I'm a little worried about Henry.
01:41He's so innocent, and she's trained to manipulate people.
01:44I love the lengths that you go to for your mishpukah.
01:47Mishpukah?
01:48That means family in Yiddish.
01:50I know.
01:52I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust.
01:55Look at the guns on this guy.
01:56Well, thank you for noticing.
02:00You can't just waltz in there.
02:01I worked my ass off to get in there.
02:04Showed me an interesting weekend.
02:07Are you sure to the end?
02:09Let's do it.
02:23I thought this would be an opportunity to get to know me, to bond.
02:26How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
02:28I won't be your little Pinocchio, Geppetto.
02:31Evil Geppetto.
02:34I'm a real boy.
02:37What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:39What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:39What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:40What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:40What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:40What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:41What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:42What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:42What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
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