00:01So, does anyone want to get out before we start?
00:05Darren Cort, alias Fuckface.
00:09When this piece of shit isn't jerking off to Ryan Reynolds' feed pics,
00:13he's out buttfucking the Irish Mafia with those silver bullets.
00:19Wait up!
00:21Yeah, I'm lying.
00:22Wait, what? Then we're lying!
00:23Wanna go?
00:25The Goldberg twins.
00:28Gustavo and Gusto.
00:30You'll always see them fighting over a bag of chips.
00:35One, Gusto, is...
00:38And Gustavo, muy caliente, mucho macho, muscular guy.
00:46Uh, pardon me.
00:49Anyways, they're a big contribution to this team.
00:54Name's Bob, mate.
00:57James Bob.
00:58This is James Bond's second cousin twice removed fu-
01:02Who wrote this fucking script?
01:05Anyways, this little Brit is so stuck up that if you shoved a block of coal down his mouth,
01:10it'd come out his ass a diamond.
01:14Moron, the shot's out there! Go! Go!
01:21First try, baby.
01:24Wow.
01:24Look at this guy.
01:26Clearly the most majestic, skilled, and crafty of the bunch.
01:30And let's fire that little shit who almost ruined my shot!
01:38Boy, who's that?
01:40Oh, hi James!
01:41Oh, hi.
01:44We forgot to do his intro.
01:45Did you guys forget me?
01:47Uh, this is Harris.
01:49He's just your run of the mill average Joe.
01:52You know, he's not all bad.
01:54He's, um, the team mascot.
01:57Really, uh, boosts our mentality of,
02:00you don't want to miss with Hammershaw.
02:01Oh, brother.
02:03Not Hammershaw.
02:04Yeah.
02:04All right, guys.
02:05pillows for all.
02:07I'm starting to know this time,
02:07all right, a few more-
02:08Well, bye, bye.
02:08Bye!
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