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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:34Water.
02:35What the fuck?
02:37Water.
02:40Water!
02:42No, no, no.
02:47Brittany.
02:48Brittany!
02:49Run!
02:50No!
03:20No!
03:24Olga!
03:26It's a murder!
03:27It's a murder!
03:28It's a murder!
03:48It's a murder!
06:14Basta.
06:15Let's go.
08:10I'm Way to Find.
08:15Believe in the lonely way
08:19You'll ever know
08:23Oh, please
08:33Always impeccable timing, honey bear
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging
08:42Make it quick
08:43There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see
08:45Ouch
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am
08:48He came in contact with the Venetian runner
08:50She contaminated at least one other person we know of
08:53How exciting
08:55It's Sydney Annapolis
08:57Fuck me
08:59Are you sure?
09:00The digital footprints never lie
09:02Hold, please
09:09Grazie mille
09:10Grazie mille
09:13Fucking
09:14Hello
09:15I'm here
09:16Happy as a clam
09:17At least we got the FBI on ice
09:21Not really
09:23Only two more explorations in Venice
09:26I tried telling you
09:27I need better help
09:28Stay focused
09:29We solve one problem at a time
09:33Shredding water until the production line gets ramped up
09:37We got this
09:38We're good
09:38No worries
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told
09:42Turn me loose
09:43I need to make a call to the old Blackwater crew
09:46You want speed?
09:47Get me mercs with skills
09:48Pros
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people
09:51I'm not very good at hellos
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces
09:55When all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:09No
10:09Guess what?
10:33Could you please
10:35Give me
10:37a minute take all the time you need your fucking asshole but i'm going to have dinner
10:42because the fillet is getting cold and by the way we have to talk about tig bad news i'm afraid
10:53tig who the fuck is tig tiger our oldest troubled son that you have so much content
11:00for you don't even remember his childhood nickname he relapsed again again he's at a
11:07methadone clinic in cleveland we're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side i've organized it
11:11all have fun i'm going to capri with jeff and lauren they're actually excited about what i have cooking
11:19up as one would expect it is official then you are the biggest monster on this planet
11:27every night i pray for your death feel free to go yourself while you're
11:40fucking yourself
11:40could we play some yard rock
11:47hey just letting you know a fresh wire came through you should post tomorrow thank you
11:52he asked about you again jesus christ how many times are we going to do this it's not too late
11:57antonio we can figure something out he needs his father in his life he needs a father he doesn't
12:03need me you already know the deal as long as i keep the accounts full i'm dead to him
12:10good news there's a room available at the hilton i hope
12:19good news there's a room at the hilton i've never thought about it
12:44stuff is there. No struggle, nothing on the hotel footage. We're canvassing everywhere
12:49on the bar. I never should have left her. Word is DC is freaking out. They got a plan
12:56on standby. Oh, fuck that. They went after me, they went after her. I gotta find her.
13:01I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel, then let's meet. I had a team take care of that.
13:05Follow me. Both of the guys you killed tested positive. You've been exposed. And so have
13:14you. I'm negative, that's why I'm keeping my distance. That scene was a bloodbath. You're
13:20walking biohazard. Precaution must be taken.
13:27What the fuck is this? Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart. You raise hell,
13:31we get panic in the streets, everything gets fucked. No, we don't have time for this. We'll
13:35find her, okay?
13:48find her!
13:51Oh, my God.
14:22Oh, my God.
15:03My, my, doctor.
15:05Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:08Uh-uh!
15:09You don't want to do that.
15:12What are you, some kind of cop?
15:14Bitch, please.
15:17These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease of separation,
15:21so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training, a surgeon even.
15:24No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:27You think I give a fuck?
15:28I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:31Playing around on the Internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:36Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:38Tell me about the marketplace.
15:40Okay. It was on the dark web.
15:42I heard about it from a colleague.
15:43You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:46I was curious, so I took a look.
15:48You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:50She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, no thanks.
15:55But you just couldn't help yourself.
16:05She sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Oh, fuck. Fuck.
16:14I didn't know. I swear it was only the one client.
16:17Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:19He was going to kill me.
16:22I didn't get promised.
16:24What?
16:27He did this.
16:29He's a fucking psycho.
16:31I'm the fucking psycho.
16:32Certified since 1961.
16:35Where is he?
16:38I'm the fucking...
16:39Please, please, please, please.
16:45Oh!
16:47Do you have any idea
16:49what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:52I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:55However, if I'm not wheels up school,
16:57I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:58Please help me.
17:00Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
17:02What?
17:02Answer me, Doc.
17:03Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
17:05Yes, yes, yes, oh my God, yes!
17:07I agree.
17:10People always accuse me of being high-maintenance girly and impatient.
17:14I'm just like,
17:15excuse me for having an aversion to bed bugs and dry gestings, right?
17:18If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people,
17:20best believe I deserve the best.
17:24Fine, Doc.
17:27Before you lose more than the arm.
17:39Who's calling me, your boy?
17:40Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:46What's up, Doc?
17:47Talk to your boy.
17:50Jeremy, hi.
17:52Just following up to make sure you're feeling well
17:54and happy with your new year results.
17:57My results, Doc?
17:58All these results.
18:00They, they, they are something else you think, you think?
18:03Hey!
18:04Woo!
18:05Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:07You're still in town?
18:08I was about to leave.
18:09Hold on, this ain't it.
18:10Hold on, Doc.
18:13Give it to me.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:15Give me that leg.
18:16Give me that leg, man.
18:17Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:20Oh, you got some poor feet.
18:24Excellent.
18:25Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:27You, uh, need a second dosage
18:29to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:31What?
18:33Why?
18:34It ain't.
18:35You tell me that was poor.
18:37Why are you, Jeremy?
18:38I can even come to you, please.
18:39Fucking with me slow right now, Doc,
18:41because I'm in it.
18:41I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:43Peanut butter, jelly, dog.
18:45Peanut butter, jelly, jelly, jelly.
18:46I'm at the Hyatt downtown
18:47until this kitty stopped burning.
18:51Hit the home run.
18:53Hit the...
18:53I did what you asked.
18:56You did.
18:59Thanks, Doc.
19:03You did it.
19:05I'll break it.
19:06You did it.
19:07You did it.
19:08You did it.
19:12You did it.
19:16You did it.
19:26You did it.
19:29You did it.
19:34You did it.
19:34You did it.
19:34You did it.
19:34You did it.
19:34You did it.
19:35You did it.
19:36You did it.
19:38You did it.
19:59I know. Fantastic new look. But then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it?
20:23I like you. Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it. I'm a
20:29professional eliminator of problems. And my boss has decided. You are a problem.
20:35Fuck you. Fuck your boss. I ain't do shit.
20:50You done fucking around with you, Jeremy? Real peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she? Yeah, as the saying goes,
20:56if it feels too good to be true. I don't see any condom wrappers around here, so I'm assuming that
21:01you went raw dog with this one, too.
21:02What was I supposed to do? Man, she came on to me, man. You didn't tell her about your little
21:06STD situation, did you? What? You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how or why or what made
21:13you this way?
21:13No? Man, I was just shocked she was kind of into me. Call her. I'm sure she gave you a
21:21number. Call her.
21:28Hey, Puddin'. Who is this? Who is it? You don't have my number saved? No. What? It's me, Chocolate Daddy.
21:38What are you wearing? You're so sexy. Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up?
21:48If I wasn't home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now.
21:52She said she went home. You told me you was getting off at 7.
21:55I went home early. I feel like shit. I think I'm coming down with something.
22:04This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere.
22:09Well, listen, baby. I got a fever that only that ass can cure.
22:16Tell you what, I'll come to you. Really?
22:18Yeah, I'll come for you. I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, a couple of bananas, the good homestyle chicken soup,
22:26ginger ale, and a Ritz cracker.
22:28Let Daddy do that for you.
22:29You're an angel. I'll text you my address.
22:33Chocolate Daddy coming for you, baby. I'm on the way. I'm on the way.
22:40You're a sick fuck, ain't you? Okay? Get your clothes and your shoes on. Tick-tock.
22:49No, I'm not leaving here without her.
22:52If you test negative, you're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper. This New York thing is fucked.
22:57Look, we will find her. I'm throwing everything at it.
23:00Let me stay here and lead the team.
23:01Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing.
23:04I still got some friends over at Langley. They put a QRF on standby. Some real Blackhawk down shit.
23:10Do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston and I wanted to lean
23:14on those local cops?
23:16Jammed up? He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven.
23:19What did you tell me?
23:23Yeah, yeah, I get it. Too close to it.
23:26I listened. Now it's your turn.
23:29You're beat to shit, and we need you here so we can have all hands put together the pieces on
23:33this thing.
23:42All clear, sir.
23:59All clear, sir.
24:08You are five minutes from your destination.
24:13All right, time to pregame.
24:16Yep.
24:20Counterintuitive, I know, but, you know, just Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:37Come on, Jeremy.
24:40Hey!
24:40Well, it's not far down here at night.
24:44At least it's not for me.
24:47And if the wind is right, you can sail away.
24:50Find tranquility.
24:53Oh, a canvas can do miracles.
24:57Just you wait and see.
24:59Hey!
25:00Believe me.
25:31Right here, Jeremy.
25:34Sailing takes me away to where I always heard it could be.
25:43Take the last part.
25:44Take the last part.
25:45Come on.
25:46Come on, Jeremy.
25:47Sing the next part.
25:48I don't know this song, so...
25:50I'm gonna just...
25:51Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:53Hey!
25:53Hey!
25:53Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:56Okay?
25:57The man has been through enough.
25:58What the fuck are you talking about?
26:00Christopher Crisscross?
26:01What the fuck?
26:05In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit.
26:08Right?
26:10Five times platinum.
26:11Five major Grammys.
26:13After all the accolades and success, what did he get him?
26:16Huh?
26:19What?
26:20What did he get him?
26:21Really?
26:21I don't know.
26:22I don't...
26:22Hello?
26:23Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross, man.
26:25What are you talking?
26:25I don't know, man.
26:28Put his career in the grave, that's what.
26:31Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:34Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:37And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:40So then he starts showing up to award shows and red carpets, and the people really get their
26:45first good look at him, and they're like, oh, just a regular guy.
26:49Little balding, little fat.
26:51I loved him.
26:54Voice of a generation.
26:56But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse, you know?
27:00It's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person, when you could be
27:03watching a gyrating, half-naked Madonna?
27:06Right?
27:07So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick, remember that.
27:14Okay?
27:16The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:19To normal people.
27:23Fucking cool.
27:27Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:29All right.
27:32Wow.
27:37Nice neighborhood.
27:39Come on.
27:43Come on, Jeremy.
27:45Come on.
28:05Come on.
28:05Come on.
28:05Come on.
28:06Come on.
28:06Ring the bell again.
28:08All right, timeout corner.
28:10Over there.
28:10What?
28:11Timeout corner.
28:11Over there.
28:12Over there.
28:14Okay.
28:22All right.
28:24All right.
28:25Open up.
28:37Hello.
28:44Hello.
28:47Up the stairs.
29:13Let's go.
29:18Let's go.
29:50Let's go.
30:18Let's go.
30:19Let's go.
30:21Let's go.
30:21Let's go.
30:45Let's go.
31:00Let's go.
31:23Let's go.
31:53Let's go.
31:55Let's go.
31:55Let's go.
32:03Let's go.
32:05Let's go.
32:06Let's go.
32:09Let's go.
32:26Let's go.
32:29Let's go.
32:33And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on, do it, man. Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it. Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper handjob,
32:58and my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So, let's get some eat.
33:11Oh, my God. Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's,
33:17would you kindly advise, because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn. I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right? This delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites. Can't go wrong.
33:29God, come on, it's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy. You know what? Can you just give us two minutes,
33:36and, um, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:40You got it. We'll be right here, man.
33:41You got it. Thank you, Dale.
33:44Well, every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock,
33:48I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:50This place is heaven.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain?
33:58Jamie, Jamie, smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move,
34:06and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile. Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind us.
34:17The people behind you.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:42You ain't...
34:42Man, you a big fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing,
34:49on black dudes.
34:50Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Cock.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:56That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband...
35:01They like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's...
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out,
35:21just right there, ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:23I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:26Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:28What the fuck is that?
35:30Right.
35:30Her fault.
35:31Crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:35Just keep walking.
35:36Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:58But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:07You know, let's...
36:08Let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes.
36:11Light-skinned men.
36:13They get more.
36:15More women.
36:16More dates.
36:17More attention.
36:18More.
36:19More.
36:20More.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table?
36:27Damn, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are.
36:31Actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do...
36:34Those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know, scars?
36:45They're kinda badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:51You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
36:59Ooh.
37:01Ooh.
37:02You...
37:03You gotta do.
37:04Early adopter.
37:05More purified version.
37:07Straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy.
37:11Using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, uh...
37:15Near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged, remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:21Experimental.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with...
37:31Takeo Zempic.
37:33A former company is valued at 500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37One trillion?
37:38Five hundred trillion?
37:38So then when...
37:39A Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit...
37:45Now we have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48Mm-hmm.
37:48But the sexual transmission is, uh...
37:51Is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name-brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh...
38:09Take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these...
38:15Bitches to look past that...
38:17Bond villain face you got corn on.
38:20Ha ha.
38:21Ha ha.
38:22Ha ha ha.
38:23Yeah, well no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Shubby Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:29That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't boat from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:37Now somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity
38:41to kill, and you felt compelled to take it.
38:44You had a real darkness in you.
38:47You know my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're like...
38:5230 years old.
38:53Like...
38:53How old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you on the other hand...
39:11No, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has
39:16laying around.
39:18Cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe, uh...
39:23Maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:27What is this?
39:28Some...
39:30Assassin Big Brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43Protégé.
39:44A killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:49Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha!
39:58Big tip, brother!
40:00Shit.
40:02Scary.
40:03Oh.
40:07Dig in.
40:12So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22It's so much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal.
40:27Encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:44Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:53Brittany!
40:54Brittany!
41:07Monroe.
41:09What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:22What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:27Your interview subject is traumatized but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:38Not yet.
41:53Yeah.
42:20You get a better pitch in the room.
42:22For all symptoms.
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