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التربية الجنسية الموسم 4 - Episode 1
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00:05¡Gracias!
00:58¡Gracias!
01:19¡Gracias!
01:21Hi, I forgot to suck. Sorry.
02:12Come on, Randolph.
02:16Come on.
02:17Come on, Randolph.
02:20How you can take care of me.
02:24Arnie, Arnie, Arnie.
02:27Arnie, Arnie, Arnie.
02:31Arnie, Arnie, Arnie.
02:33Arnie, Arnie.
02:35Arnie, Arnie, Arnie.
02:42Arnie, Arnie.
03:08Arnie, Arnie.
03:11Joy, you are making noise this morning. Hello, hello.
03:16What's up?
03:18Yes, you are.
03:21Come on.
03:22What's the matter?
03:24Hey, Mum.
03:26You all right?
03:27I forgot why I opened the fridge.
03:29You're all dressed.
03:32You going somewhere today?
03:34I didn't tell you.
03:36I've got a job interview.
03:38It's to host a new radio show about sex.
03:41Do you think it's a good idea to be going back to work?
03:46Oh, it's just cabin sleeves.
03:48It's all right.
03:49I, uh...
03:50I've got a blocked duct.
03:52May help.
03:53Okay, well, I just think it might be a bit soon.
03:55I had a baby, darling.
03:57Not a lobotomy.
03:58Anyway, my agent thinks it's a good opportunity.
04:01Coffee.
04:05Oh, bollocks.
04:07Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy
04:09while I'm gone and picking some up
04:11and maybe some wet wipes
04:13and I'll send you a list.
04:14Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day
04:16at the new school, remember?
04:18What, today?
04:19Uh-huh.
04:19Oh, I totally forgot.
04:21Yeah, I should get going.
04:23But if you need me to stay...
04:24No, we'll be fine.
04:25Don't be silly.
04:26I'll be fine.
04:27I'm fine.
04:28I'll be fine.
04:30Bye.
04:30Bye.
04:31Don't worry.
04:39Morning.
04:40Good morning.
04:42Wow.
04:43That's a new one.
04:44You look amazing.
04:45Thank you.
04:47You look tired.
04:50What are you up all night doing?
04:54Hey.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:57Hey.
04:58Hey.
04:59Very profesh.
05:01It's my new, free, totally transparent
05:03sex therapy clinic.
05:05Ah.
05:06You were right.
05:07I don't want to give up helping people.
05:08And I know it sounds silly, but I think therapy is my calling.
05:12Wow.
05:13Oh, I'm so proud of you.
05:15Thanks, man.
05:16Aw.
05:17Come on.
05:18I am shitting myself.
05:20Why?
05:20Well, what if people think that we're losers again?
05:23We're not.
05:24Like, we're literally different people now.
05:26We're confident.
05:27We know who we are.
05:28We're the cool guys.
05:30Mmm.
05:32Bye.
05:40This is my voice six months on testosterone.
05:43What's the pros?
05:45My eyebrows are bushier.
05:48I have some facial hair coming in, which feels amazing.
05:52Shoulders definitely getting broader.
05:54Cons, still sweating a lot and have some dry skin patches.
05:57My sex drive is out of control.
06:06Oh.
06:12Oh.
06:12Oh.
06:13Oh.
06:14Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:22Three point five.
06:25How'd better.
06:26Oh.
06:34Oh
06:38We might
06:40Need to start getting
06:42Uh
06:43The boss
06:44Aur
06:47So I was texting Maeve
06:50And she sent me a nude
06:52What?
06:53Air�� cake
06:54Oh my god that's huge
06:55I haven't responded yet
06:57Are you mad?
06:58Stop yelling
06:58No
06:59You have to send one back
07:00There's a sexting
07:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02And queer.
08:05No stopping in the bike lane.
08:08Super queer.
08:10No stopping in the bike lane.
08:12No stopping in the bike lane.
08:13Come on.
08:15Oh my god, hey!
08:16Hiya, grumpet!
08:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:47I'll see you around.
08:48Bye.
08:51Ruby's back.
08:53I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are.
08:55They usually move as a pack.
08:56Oh, I think they went to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury.
08:59Ah.
09:00Don't you usually have a car?
09:01Yeah, I do, but I let a family of squirrels live in it,
09:03and now it's having loads of repairs.
09:08Shall we?
09:09Time has come.
09:10Come on, Eric.
09:11I know.
09:12Gonna be late.
09:13I'm coming.
09:19Oh, this is different.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:23Is that a slide?
09:25Wow.
09:27This is kind of cool.
09:29Apparently, it's all student-led.
09:32Look at that.
09:37Have you played before?
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40And all the gays everywhere.
09:42Starting a new school in the middle of the school year
09:44is statistically very bad.
09:46That's why me and Eugene decided to call things off.
09:49We need to focus and say a series about the future.
09:53Can I have all the Mordell students over here, please?
09:58Okay, hello, everyone.
10:00How about it's miles away?
10:01Can't do that every day.
10:02Not in your...
10:02Shh, shh, shh.
10:03Please don't interrupt the coven.
10:04Hello.
10:05Welcome to Cavendish College.
10:06My name is Abby.
10:07This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman.
10:09And we're your sixth form reps.
10:11Now, we have got some tablets to hand out to you all.
10:14Ooh, that's a bit fancy.
10:17You will find your schedule
10:19on our social media platform.
10:22Donny!
10:23Sorry, it doesn't look like I'm in top sets.
10:25How do you rank your students?
10:27We don't.
10:28We believe if one person does well, then we all do well.
10:31We have our mock exams coming up.
10:33That makes zero sense.
10:34Okay, why don't we talk about it later?
10:36No, but it doesn't make any sense.
10:37Um, anyway, grab your Cavendish tote bags
10:39and your reusable water bottles,
10:41and then I'll take you on a little tour.
10:42Follow me.
10:48There's daily meditation,
10:50silent discos,
10:52sound baths,
10:53and yoga on offer,
10:54because we believe your mental health matters.
10:57Oh, and Cavendish is a gossip-free zone.
11:00Talking behind each other's backs
11:01is not conducive to a healthy learning environment.
11:03We encourage students to help
11:06with cleaning, gardening,
11:08and community fundraising.
11:11Our motto is,
11:13why be mean when you could be green?
11:17Christ.
11:19Our facilities are obviously gender neutral.
11:22We just want everyone
11:23to feel comfortable in themselves.
11:27Awake and see that people are sleeping.
11:30It's time
11:30to bang your drum
11:32and make them open their eyes.
11:34Our speaker's corner is here
11:35for students to express themselves freely
11:37at any time.
11:38Your voice matters to Cavendish,
11:39and we want to hear from you.
11:41Now, does anyone have any questions?
11:42Hi.
11:43Yeah, um,
11:44I want to set up a service on campus.
11:46Who should I speak with?
11:47No one.
11:48I suggest booking her in
11:49and making it happen.
11:52I'm Otis.
11:53And I'm Eric.
11:53I'm doing a free
11:54sex therapy service on campus.
11:55Free sex therapy today.
11:57Please pop down.
11:58Free sex therapy today.
11:59This one for you.
12:00Complete confidentiality.
12:01No.
12:02Just keep it.
12:03Just keep it.
12:03Erectile dysfunction.
12:05No.
12:06This guy is the walking karma sutra.
12:10If you have discharge,
12:12vaginismus.
12:13Oh, look.
12:13It's my favorite person.
12:15I'm the sparkly Pied Piper.
12:17What are you doing here, Isaac?
12:18I started last term,
12:20finishing my A-levels.
12:21You should come and check out
12:22Otis' clinic.
12:23It's completely free
12:25on the first floor.
12:27Well, with all due respect,
12:28I won't be talking to you
12:29about my penis.
12:30Fine.
12:31The school's paperless,
12:32by the way.
12:33Shit.
12:35No, no.
12:36Go, Otis!
12:37This whole...
12:39Otis, we cannot be seen
12:40as tricklers.
12:41Now, please remember to recycle.
12:43Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
12:44I'm so...
12:45No worries.
12:48Do you need help setting up
12:49at your clinic today at lunchtime?
12:51No, I should be fine.
12:52They prefer it sort of one-on-one.
12:54Keeps it anonymous.
12:55You're going to be okay on your own?
12:57Yeah.
12:57Yeah, of course.
12:59I'll see you later.
13:00Mm.
13:01Cool.
13:01Oh, remember to reply to Maeve,
13:03okay, because it'll be awkward
13:04if you don't.
13:05I know.
13:05Just send her your dick.
13:06Shut up.
13:07Just send it.
13:08Root to tip.
13:10Get in the toilet.
13:11Have a little wrap.
13:12Okay.
13:29Oh, God.
13:30Sorry.
13:39Oh, for fuck's sake.
13:41That didn't sound good.
13:42Are we stuck in here?
13:43Yep.
13:44They've got enough money
13:45for a meditation room,
13:47but not for a lift that works.
13:49I've complained so many times.
13:59You don't remember me, do you?
14:03Isaac.
14:04Maeve's the sort of ex.
14:06Isaac.
14:07Oh.
14:09Sorry, I'm good with names,
14:10not faces.
14:11What class are you off to?
14:13Art.
14:14Same.
14:15I switched from history.
14:16I've never done art before,
14:17but I'm reading this book
14:18that says art can help process trauma,
14:20and I'm on a healing journey, so.
14:25Oh, is that why you do art?
14:28To process trauma?
14:29Because you're disabled?
14:32Yes.
14:33I'm looking to find catharsis
14:34from the daily emotional torture
14:36of being in a wheelchair
14:37through the magical outlet of painting.
14:41Really?
14:42So it helps.
14:43I don't need anything to help,
14:45because I'm actually very happy with my life.
14:47I do art because I like painting,
14:49but thank you very much
14:50for your ableist projection.
14:55Did I just say the wrong thing?
14:57Hmm.
15:02I kind of wish I'd taken the stairs.
15:05Me too.
15:18Oh, it's Master Groff.
15:20Sorry, um,
15:22I've just...
15:25scared me.
15:27Mr. Groff is fine.
15:28I'm substitute teaching now.
15:30It's my first day.
15:32Oh.
15:32Did Adam start today as well?
15:35I don't know.
15:38Um, we're not really friends anymore.
15:42Right.
15:43Very good.
15:46Do you want...
15:48Take a seat?
15:49Do you want a seat?
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:54Hi.
15:55Hey.
16:04Let's take the register.
16:07We sign in with Dolly, sir.
16:08Oh, is that the school receptionist?
16:10No, it's this.
16:19I assume you're all familiar with algebra and algebraic expressions.
16:23Um, sir, that's a projector screen.
16:32So, um,
16:33you will need to be able to expand productions of algebraic expressions
16:38and factorise quadratic expressions.
16:42Excuse me, sir.
16:42My tablet isn't working.
16:44Can we just wait a second?
16:46I really don't want to get behind.
16:48I'll take notes for you.
16:50Thanks.
16:52That's fine.
16:53So, I thought it would be a good idea to do a refresher on completing the square.
16:57Come on.
16:58Come on.
17:13I'm a huge fan.
17:15He's a visionary.
17:16I just can't believe he wrote this when he was 25.
17:19He's a mad genius.
17:20I heard his last intern got selected for the GroKo Prize.
17:24What intern?
17:24Oh, Maeve, you're so naive sometimes.
17:27Every year, he chooses someone to be his intern.
17:30He mentors them, and they almost always get published.
17:33We all know Tyrone's gonna get it.
17:35Hey, what about me?
17:41So, how many of you want to be writers?
17:46How many of you are thinking about writing your novel already?
17:50Okay.
17:52So, here are some home truths.
17:54Only a handful of you will be talented enough to write well.
17:58And even fewer of you will write anything that will earn you any money.
18:02Sorry, sir.
18:05In future, if you are late to this class, you will not be let in.
18:08I think they had you read my book, Blood on a Rainbow Maze.
18:14Any thoughts?
18:17I think it's your masterpiece.
18:20It's so vibrant.
18:21An incendiary allegory for unregulated capitalism.
18:28Do you disagree?
18:31No.
18:32No.
18:33I liked it.
18:34I, uh...
18:35I preferred your first novel, Night Tales.
18:37I thought the relationship between the mother and the son was really complicated and quite moving.
18:43Hmm.
18:45Not many people have read that book.
18:48And you're right.
18:49Rainbow Maze is a pile of shit compared.
18:53Although the critics seem to like it.
18:54Pero con Night Tales,
18:56es realmente un poco difícil de escribir.
18:58Pero creo que escribir
19:00es supposed a costar algo.
19:03Así que empiezas a explorar tu ideas
19:06para estos noveles en mi clase,
19:08quiero recordar que esto no es fácil.
19:11Voy a leer los primeros capítulos en el siguiente clase.
19:16Ok, vamos a seguir.
19:17¿Qué significa cuando hablamos?
19:19Ahem.
19:24Sorry.
19:28¿Can I see that for a sec?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Thank you so much.
19:36Now, where was I?
19:44Great hands.
19:45Lovely detail.
19:47Thanks.
19:49I love the way you're playing with form and light.
19:53That's very nice.
19:56Oh, that's interesting.
19:58Now, what is it?
20:00Boobs.
20:01So it is.
20:03Remember, you don't have to be so literal.
20:09Oh.
20:11That's good.
20:12Thank you.
20:15Very sensual.
20:19Right there.
20:21Lovely texture.
20:28Oh, I like that.
20:31Keep going.
20:32Yes.
20:33Yes.
20:35May I be excused?
20:43What's wrong with you?
20:45But what's wrong with you?
20:49Oh, fuck.
20:49Oh, fuck.
20:50Oh, fuck.
20:53Oh.
20:54Oh, fuck.
21:06Oh, fuck.
21:07Hola.
21:08Hola, Maureen.
21:09Hola.
21:10Ah, sé que es un largo shot,
21:12pero no podría ser capaz de tomar joy
21:13por un par de horas, ¿verdad?
21:15Oh, Jean, me gustaría,
21:16pero tengo mi clase de defensa de la clase
21:19y tengo un papel hoy, así que...
21:21Oh, cualquier vez, voy a estar en el blanco.
21:23All right, bueno, gracias, por lo que.
21:25¿Todo bien?
21:27Sí, no, estoy bien.
21:29Es todo bien.
21:30Ok, gracias, better ir.
21:32Oh, ok, bye.
21:37I picked up these from the job centre for you.
21:42Adam, I respect your decision to not go back to school.
21:45It isn't for everyone.
21:46But you can't sit around all day eating cereal
21:48and looking at pictures of your ex-boyfriend.
22:20I'm so sorry about my phone.
22:22It won't happen again, promise.
22:24Maeve, Wiley, right?
22:25Yeah.
22:26I've heard your application was very impressive.
22:28Look forward to reading your first chapter.
22:31He knew about your application.
22:33Yeah, he also threw my phone out the window.
22:35Who was calling you anyway?
22:36My mum.
22:37Ah, nice that she takes up on you.
22:39Are you close?
22:40Not really, no.
22:41She's a drug addict.
22:42Your mum is a drug addict?
22:44Yeah.
22:45Well, you're gonna have so much cool stuff
22:47to write about for this class.
22:48I don't think you can say that.
22:51I don't think I agree with the whole
22:52writing should cost you something.
22:54I feel like stories can just be stories.
22:57I found it.
22:59Ah.
23:00Ah.
23:03Hypothetically speaking,
23:05if you'd sent an intimate picture
23:06to the person you're kind of dating
23:07and they hadn't replied,
23:09what would you do?
23:10Dump him.
23:11I can't dump him
23:12because he's not technically my boyfriend.
23:14Ghost him, then.
23:16But what if he's ghosting her?
23:23Oh, yeah.
23:34My boyfriend wants to talk
23:38My boyfriend talks too much
23:42Too much about our love
23:46Our love is not enough
23:48Please take a seat.
23:49Please take a seat.
23:50My boyfriend wants to talk
23:52How can I help you?
23:53How can I help you today?
23:54My boyfriend talks too much
23:56Too much about our love
24:00I just love you so much
24:02Our love is not enough
24:04What do you mean?
24:06He's just a...
24:09The thing is,
24:10our ratings are going down.
24:12Nothing dramatic,
24:13it's just everyone's listening
24:14to podcasts these days.
24:16So we really need this show
24:18to be a little on the
24:20sponysseer side
24:21You know,
24:22to hook in new listeners.
24:23So do you have
24:25any ideas?
24:29Well,
24:29yes.
24:31My sessions with my clients
24:32can be really quite dramatic
24:34So I was thinking
24:35that we could recreate
24:37that one-on-one atmosphere
24:39but live on air.
24:40Katie, what?
24:41Why?
24:42You okay?
24:43She asked me to watch her kid
24:44but now I won't stop crying.
24:46Sorry,
24:47I couldn't find childcare.
24:48Oh,
24:48no worries.
24:49No worries.
24:50So is it just going to be
24:51a basic call-in show?
24:52No, no, no.
24:53Not basic at all,
24:54actually.
24:55It could be
24:56really unfiltered,
24:58raw,
24:59and
25:00well,
25:00potentially.
25:01I'm sorry.
25:02Do you think it's another time?
25:03No, no, no.
25:04No,
25:04this is perfect,
25:05perfect timing.
25:06Actually,
25:07what I was trying to say
25:08is
25:09there you go.
25:10What I was trying to say
25:11is that listening to
25:14real people's sexual problems
25:16can be quite exciting,
25:20wildly exciting,
25:21and it can even demystify
25:23the listener's own relationships,
25:25and that's something
25:26I'm quite committed to
25:27in my work.
25:33I love it.
25:34Oh.
25:35Yeah.
25:36Look,
25:36I loved your book.
25:37I dig your vibe.
25:38Um,
25:40can you start this week?
25:43Um,
25:44sorry.
25:45Um,
25:45I didn't know
25:46that it would be so quick.
25:48See,
25:48Joy's only
25:49eight weeks old,
25:50and do you think
25:51you could give me
25:51a little bit more time?
25:52No,
25:53we have to fill a slot.
25:54This is a now thing,
25:55but we can keep you in mind
25:56for another time.
25:57no,
25:57it's all right.
25:58I can start immediately.
25:59Great.
26:00What a rollercoaster.
26:01Great.
26:02It's great.
26:04Thank you.
26:05Fantastic.
26:31I am here.
26:32I am enough.
26:33I am learning
26:34to be a better person.
26:35to be a better person.
26:39Thank you, Dad.
26:40All right.
26:41I'm sick.
26:42You were not...
26:42Hello!
26:44How are you today?
26:45How are you doing?
26:46Oh,
26:47that was so cool.
26:47I'm a little bit concerned.
26:48Yeah.
26:50Uh...
26:50Yeah.
26:51No,
26:52I'm fine.
26:53Yeah.
26:53Thanks.
26:54No worries.
26:55What can I get you?
26:57Hmm,
26:57I'll have the burger,
26:58please.
26:59I like lentils,
26:59but they give me
27:00really runny poos.
27:13This is a bit
27:15awkward,
27:16but this is Abby's
27:17favourite seat.
27:18She loved a few.
27:20Oh,
27:20well,
27:20I'm fine here.
27:21Thanks.
27:23I told you
27:24this is your seat.
27:26Look,
27:26don't be silly.
27:27It's totally fine.
27:28We'll sit somewhere else today.
27:28Don't worry.
27:29I mean,
27:29I could move
27:31or I could just
27:33stay sitting here
27:34and hang out with you guys.
27:35Hey,
27:35you're the girl
27:36with the car
27:36this morning,
27:37right?
27:37Have you considered
27:38getting a bike?
27:39It's so much greener.
27:40I'll think about it.
27:42I love your coat,
27:43by the way.
27:44Where did you get it?
27:44Thank you.
27:45I actually made it.
27:46Anyway,
27:46enjoy your lunch
27:47and the view.
27:48I'll be all escaped
27:53from somewhere else
27:57to the cruel,
27:59cruel city
28:00where the ads
28:02fall amounts
28:04in the heat
28:06of our anger
28:07shines no relief
28:11in the lab rat maze
28:14of ever-knowing streets
28:18It's no surprise
28:25We've got blood
28:26in our eyes
28:32We've been alone
28:34too long
28:35We've been alone
28:37We've been alone
28:38We've been alone
28:39We've been alone
28:40No, I've literally been
28:41upset
28:43Hey, Xavier.
28:44Come sit with us.
28:45Cool.
28:46Thank you.
28:48This guy
28:49literally saved my life
28:50earlier.
28:51You're such a little hero.
28:52Oh,
28:53nothing.
28:55How are you finding
28:56Cavendish so far?
28:57Um,
28:58it's really different
28:59but it's very friendly
29:00with people not friendly
29:02at your old school.
29:06Oh, no.
29:07No, no, no, no.
29:07They weren't.
29:08Oh, that's sad.
29:09It takes so much
29:10more energy
29:10to be negative
29:11than positive.
29:12Mmm.
29:13What is your star sign?
29:14Oh, um,
29:16I'm a Virgo.
29:17Where were you born
29:18and at what time?
29:19Oh, my God, yes.
29:20You have to get Aisha
29:21to do your full chart.
29:22She's incredible.
29:23What?
29:24Oh, um,
29:26oh, I don't know.
29:27I'm gonna have to ask my mom.
29:28Sorry.
29:29What was that?
29:30Aisha needs to see your lips.
29:31Sorry, sorry, sorry.
29:32Don't worry, it's fine.
29:34No, I said
29:34I'll have to ask my mom.
29:36Let me know.
29:37I will do.
29:38Hi.
29:41Hi.
29:45OMG.
29:45I forgot to tell you guys,
29:47I found out
29:48that Miss Masters
29:49is on Tinder.
29:51I bet you
29:52she is a Libra.
29:54Oh.
29:56Remember, Aisha,
29:57no gossiping.
30:00We're gonna donate
30:01the money to charity.
30:03I mean, absolutely.
30:04I hate gossiping.
30:05Um, where's your friend?
30:07Um, the guy you were with earlier?
30:08Okay.
30:09Uh, um,
30:10he...
30:11is setting up
30:13a sex therapy clinic
30:14on campus.
30:16Uh, no, I know,
30:17it sounds very weird,
30:18but, like,
30:19he has just got a gift
30:20for giving advice.
30:21And he knows about O,
30:23right?
30:26O.
30:29Oh.
30:30Hi.
30:31Hi, welcome.
30:32Please take a seat.
30:33Uh, how can I help you?
30:34Sorry, I'm looking for O.
30:36There is no need
30:36to apologize.
30:37Many women struggle
30:38to reach orgasm.
30:39Please, take a seat.
30:41No, O,
30:42the other sex therapist?
30:44Oh.
30:47Oh.
30:48Oh.
30:50Oh.
30:50Oh.
30:51Oh.
30:58What?
31:01What?
31:04Eric!
31:05Eric!
31:06Eric!
31:06Eric!
31:07Eric!
31:07Oh, my God!
31:09Oh, my God!
31:09I think there is another
31:10sex therapist
31:11on campus.
31:14With...
31:15That's...
31:17That's what I was just
31:17going to tell you.
31:20I'm just...
31:21You know, I can't help you.
31:22Please, oh, my God.
31:23Please, oh, my God.
31:27Okay, he is obviously
31:28a hack.
31:29Probably just
31:30taking people's money
31:31like Sex King.
31:32I need to...
31:33I need to tell him
31:34to shut it down.
31:35Disgusting.
31:36Oh, my God!
31:37I ate his little free cookies!
31:39Actually, they're
31:40carrot bites.
31:41What's your name?
31:41Timothy.
31:42Timothy.
31:43Nobody was asking you.
31:46Okay, what's this?
31:47You need an appointment
31:48if you want to speak to O.
31:51He needs an appointment
31:52to change your attitude.
31:55Look, oh, my God.
31:56There's a free slot
31:57Friday at 12.
31:58Yeah, that's four days away.
32:00Yeah, well, I guess
32:00he's very popular, okay?
32:06Otis!
32:08I've just had a cancellation.
32:10Would you like to come in?
32:19I saw you handing out flyers
32:23about your new clinic.
32:25Seems like you want to set up
32:26a similar thing to me,
32:27so I thought it might be good
32:28to chat.
32:29Yeah.
32:30Uh, well,
32:31I was wondering
32:32what your setup is here.
32:34Well,
32:35I just
32:36talk to people,
32:37offer my advice.
32:38Please,
32:39take a wee seat.
32:41Ah.
32:42Yeah, get yourself comfy.
32:43Thanks.
32:45Ah.
32:46No.
32:51Sorry.
32:52I'm not,
32:53I'm not a very natural
32:55floor sitter.
32:57So,
32:57when did you
32:58come up with all this,
33:00then?
33:01I started off
33:02making little videos
33:03about sex
33:03and relationships,
33:04and I put them online,
33:05and then I discovered
33:06the joy of connecting
33:08to people face-to-face.
33:09Hmm.
33:10You've got a little stain
33:11on your back.
33:12It's sick.
33:13My mum's just had a baby.
33:14Congratulations.
33:15I'm a big fan
33:16of your mum's work.
33:17That must be
33:18quite an adjustment
33:19for you, though,
33:20having a newborn at home.
33:22Is she a single parent?
33:24Well,
33:25yeah,
33:25but...
33:26I just,
33:26I just say it
33:27because you seem tired,
33:29like you've been
33:30helping out a lot at home.
33:31Joy was,
33:32the baby was premature,
33:34and my mum has
33:35gone through a breakup,
33:36and now she's saying
33:36she wants to work again,
33:37which is crazy
33:38because she is clearly
33:40overwhelmed,
33:40and so I'm...
33:42Worried?
33:44Is there anyone
33:45that you can ask for help?
33:46You know what?
33:47I'm not actually here
33:48to talk about
33:48my personal troubles.
33:49We need to discuss the...
33:53The, uh...
33:54Is it bad news?
33:55No.
33:55It's the girl I'm seeing.
33:56She's in America
33:57for a couple months,
33:58but she's coming home soon.
33:59Have you had a fight?
33:59No.
34:03I mean,
34:04I don't know.
34:04She sent me a text,
34:05and I didn't respond
34:06and now she's annoyed at me.
34:10But can we please
34:11just get back to talking about...
34:12Why didn't you respond?
34:14It just seems a bit dickish
34:16to leave her waiting.
34:17Well, she wanted me to send a nude,
34:18and that's illegal
34:19if you're under 18,
34:20and I would not survive in prison.
34:23Interesting.
34:23And is that the only reason
34:26why you haven't replied?
34:27Well, I did take some pictures,
34:28and I wasn't very happy
34:29with the way I looked in them.
34:30Okay, well,
34:32many men struggle with body image,
34:34and taking photographs
34:35can feel confronting.
34:37But could it be
34:37that you're afraid?
34:38Maybe you're afraid
34:39of allowing yourself
34:40to be intimate
34:41when you're not sure
34:42when she's coming back
34:43or if she's coming back at all?
34:45She is coming back.
34:47Okay.
34:52Well,
34:52I don't think it's viable
34:53to have two sex therapy clinics
34:55on campus.
34:56Otis,
34:57I'm afraid that's actually
34:58all we have time for today.
34:59Um, no.
35:00No,
35:01because this was not an appointment.
35:03We need to discuss
35:03what we're going to do
35:04about our clinics.
35:05Well, I was here first,
35:06so I don't really have to do anything.
35:08Well,
35:09I'm the original sex therapist.
35:11The original?
35:11You have clearly stolen my idea.
35:13I haven't stolen anything,
35:14Otis.
35:16Women do have brains of their own,
35:17you know.
35:18But good luck with your clinic.
35:19I hope it works out for you.
35:21Thanks for dropping in.
35:27Mm, mm, mm.
35:32Did you tell her she was a hack?
35:36Okay.
35:38What?
35:40Oh, my gosh,
35:41she has got thousands of followers.
35:44Wow.
35:47Hey, everyone.
35:49Oh, here.
35:49Thanks for joining me again
35:50on this week's episode
35:51of Mythbusters,
35:52where we're going to talk about
35:54the hymen.
35:55Popping your cherry.
35:56And I want to make it
35:57absolutely clear
35:58that there is no such thing
36:00as popping your cherry.
36:01Wow.
36:03She's just like you.
36:05Except she's doing it
36:06on a much bigger
36:07and better scale.
36:08And she's...
36:09And she's like...
36:11She's famous.
36:12She's stolen my idea.
36:13Mm, I don't know.
36:14She has had a pitch for a while now.
36:15And her advice
36:15wasn't even that helpful.
36:17Like, she said,
36:18I'm afraid to send me my news
36:19because I'm scared
36:20she's not coming back.
36:21Oh!
36:21When is she coming back?
36:23I don't know.
36:23That's not the point, Eric.
36:24I'm not...
36:25I'm not scared
36:26of anything.
36:28In fact,
36:29I'm going to send my news
36:30right now.
36:31Oh, my gosh.
36:32Ooh, la, la.
36:33Not that one.
36:34Oop.
36:36How do you feel?
36:38So chilled.
36:39Really chilled.
36:42Where are you going?
36:43Go and tell people
36:43about my clinic.
36:44Wait, wait!
36:46Well, because you know
36:46public speaking
36:47isn't your strong suit.
36:48Do you remember your party?
36:49It is, I just,
36:50I think that you just
36:51need to think about this.
36:53It's not stealing
36:54my clinic.
36:55Chocolate or cotton.
36:57A healthy environment
36:58needs bees.
37:00And without bees,
37:01we'd all be
37:04dead.
37:07I love bees.
37:10Just remember to talk slowly
37:12and don't dance,
37:13okay?
37:17Never dance.
37:18Okay.
37:25I'm Eric.
37:26I'm Eric.
37:27That's Atis.
37:28Hello!
37:30Hi, everyone.
37:31I'm Otis Milburn.
37:32I'm new here.
37:33I'm with the whole
37:34Mordell Secondary team.
37:36Thank you.
37:38I just wanted to
37:38let you know
37:39a little bit about myself.
37:40So, I'm 17 years old
37:42and I spend
37:43a lot of my free time
37:45thinking about sex.
37:47In fact,
37:47I live and breathe sex
37:49all day.
37:50Every day.
37:52I think he's doing, like,
37:53a sex addict confession thing.
37:55Okay.
37:56Now then,
37:57that came out wrong.
37:59What I meant to say is
38:01thinking about sex
38:02comes very naturally
38:03to me
38:03because I learn everything
38:07I know about sex
38:07from my mum.
38:08Jesus.
38:10Oh, this is dark.
38:11Jesus.
38:12We're here for you.
38:13You're brave for sharing.
38:15Wait, no.
38:16That's not what I...
38:17Please, no.
38:17Don't clap.
38:18Please, don't clap.
38:19No, no, no, no, no.
38:20I'm not in a sexual relationship
38:21with my mother.
38:22I know that's what it sounded like,
38:23but I'm not.
38:24I promise that'll be...
38:25But I am interested
38:27in the subject
38:28because of her
38:29and what she gives me...
38:30For goodness sakes,
38:31just tell them
38:31you're a sex therapist.
38:32Yes, I am.
38:34Okay.
38:35Okay.
38:35I'm gonna start again.
38:37I am a student sex therapist
38:39and what I was trying
38:40to say before
38:41is that I learned
38:42to be a good therapist
38:43because I grew up with my mum
38:44who is also a sex therapist.
38:46It's my calling
38:47and I have decided
38:49to set up my clinic here
38:50and share my knowledge
38:51with you all.
38:55Micro USB.
38:56Yes, very nice.
38:57Thank you.
38:58Oh, it worked.
38:59Ta-da!
39:00You have a sex therapist already?
39:01I know you do
39:03and I don't know how
39:05but she has stolen my idea
39:08and between me and O,
39:10you should come to me
39:12because I'm the original
39:13and the best.
39:15What do you mean
39:16she stole it?
39:18Well, she...
39:20Um, I'll get back to you.
39:22One sec.
39:22Go away.
39:23Text.
39:25Oh!
39:28Ah!
39:29That's not me.
39:33Wow.
39:34Okay.
39:34Thank you for listening.
39:36I'm Otis.
39:37I'm a sex therapist
39:37and I'm, um...
39:38Connected.
39:39Bluetooth.
39:39Oh my God.
39:41Oh my God.
39:42Okay.
39:42Cover your eyes.
39:43Cover your eyes.
39:45Stop.
39:46Why is his penis flattered?
39:48Please, go away.
39:49Oh God.
39:50Why are his pubes
39:51shaped like that?
39:53Ha ha ha.
39:54Ha ha.
39:54Cover your eyes.
39:56Ha ha ha.
39:57Stop.
39:58Don't look.
39:59That's Duke incredibly embarrassing.
40:02Please.
40:04Oh God.
40:05Can someone help him
40:06turn off the projector?
40:07For the love of God,
40:08please, quickly, quickly, quickly.
40:11Thank you, B lady.
40:12Thanks for listening
40:13and I will see you
40:15at my clinic, hopefully.
40:17Jesus Christ.
40:23May I have you?
40:25Actors!
40:29Please tell me those photos
40:30didn't send to Maeve.
40:31Get inside.
40:32Sit down.
40:34They didn't.
40:35Hallelujah.
40:36Hallelujah.
40:36Praise the Lord.
40:37Did that really just happen?
40:38Yes.
40:39Oh.
40:40Is everyone talking about me?
40:42Yes.
40:42But this college is weird.
40:44Nobody's saying anything mean.
40:45They all just feel really sorry for you.
40:47Oh God.
40:48Why was your penis flaccid?
40:50You know that people are more
40:51into pictures of hard days.
40:52A wreck just felt aggressive.
40:54Also, why were your pubes shaped
40:56in that strange pattern?
40:58And why was the camera so far away?
41:00I just...
41:00Okay.
41:01I overshaved the right
41:02and I was trying to capture
41:03the natural light.
41:04God, I can't believe this is happening.
41:06No one's going to come and do therapy
41:07with creepy pube, man.
41:10Hi.
41:11I need a therapy session.
41:14Oh, come in.
41:24I, I, yes, I will go.
41:25Oh, thanks.
41:26Okay, sorry.
41:26Sorry.
41:27Sorry.
41:27Have a good session.
41:29Oh, God bless you.
41:32Um, how can I help you?
41:36I just had an orgasm.
41:38Good for you.
41:39It wasn't great.
41:40It was very strange.
41:41It happened just now
41:42in the middle of college
41:43after I saw your photos.
41:46Well, I'm flattered.
41:48No, I don't think you understand.
41:48I'm not remotely attracted to you
41:50and your nudes were profoundly unsexy.
41:54Valid.
41:54So I started taking testosterone
41:56six months ago
41:57and the doctor warned me
41:58it could feel like a second puberty
41:59but now I'm horny all the time.
42:01Like, everything turns me on.
42:02I jerked off twice this morning
42:04and then art class made me feel
42:05like I was going to get off
42:06and then I saw your penis
42:08and...
42:09Of course.
42:11Inexplicably, I came,
42:13so I don't know.
42:14I don't want to stop taking tea
42:15but I feel like
42:17I'm losing control
42:18and I don't want to be walking around
42:21cumming all the time.
42:28Well, spontaneous orgasms are rare
42:30but they're not unheard of
42:32and it can happen to anyone
42:33but it definitely doesn't happen
42:35to everyone who takes testosterone.
42:37And puberty makes us feel out of control
42:40and unusually aroused.
42:42It actually kind of sounds like
42:44you're describing how it feels
42:45to be a teenage boy.
42:46Really?
42:47Yeah.
42:47And believe me,
42:48I have had my fair share
42:49of poorly timed orgasms
42:51and they are uncomfortable
42:52and embarrassing.
42:54But I promise you,
42:55it doesn't last forever.
42:57So I'm just like a horny teenage boy?
43:00I thought it was disgusting.
43:01No.
43:02And I know it's hard
43:03but you should try
43:03and enjoy the journey.
43:05It's an opportunity
43:06to get to know yourself
43:07and your body a bit better.
43:10Thank you, Otis.
43:13Can I ask
43:13why you decided
43:14to come and speak with me?
43:16You just showed
43:17your flaccid penis
43:17to the whole college
43:18so I figured
43:19you wouldn't judge me.
43:30Hey, yeah,
43:31I think it's down there.
43:32Wow.
43:33You're really not over them.
43:34I'm working on it.
43:35All right?
43:36Anyway,
43:37neither of us
43:37have any time to date.
43:39This year is make or break.
43:40Okay?
43:42Hey.
43:43Hi.
43:44Did you get your tablet fixed?
43:45Yeah, I fixed me.
43:47Um, sorry.
43:48I fixed it.
43:50Hey, I'm Beau.
43:52Jackson.
43:53I'll send you those notes
43:54on Doddy.
43:55Oh.
43:56What's your last name?
43:57Um, yes.
44:04Vivian Odesanya.
44:06See you in class tomorrow.
44:08See you in class tomorrow?
44:12What was that about
44:12make or break?
44:15Well, Vivian Odesanya.
44:18I'll see you in class tomorrow.
44:20This close.
44:26How was school?
44:28It was terrible.
44:31There was another student
44:32doing therapy
44:33and they've got
44:34a bloody channel
44:35with loads of videos
44:37and followers.
44:39It just made my whole thing
44:40feel pathetic.
44:43You're not even listening.
44:46I'm sorry.
44:49I got the job.
44:50They want me to start right away.
44:52Which I know is
44:53not ideal, but...
44:55Who is going to look after Joy?
44:57Well, it's an
44:58early evening show
44:59so I thought
45:00I could take her
45:00to the studio sometimes
45:02and sometimes
45:03you could watch her.
45:04Mum, we are struggling
45:05as it is.
45:06And I've just started college
45:07so I really don't think
45:08it's a good idea...
45:10Where's Joy?
45:11Where's Joy?
45:13Where?
45:13I just got home.
45:15What do you mean
45:17where's Joy?
45:18Joy!
45:38I must have
45:49Hey, I am
45:50worried about mum.
46:06David Slayton.
46:08A new pastor was asking me
46:11why you're not baptised
46:12at church today.
46:14I think you should
46:15do his course.
46:17Apparently he's
46:17very progressive.
46:18Mum, we have already
46:20spoken about this
46:21and you know
46:21I'm not sure.
46:22Please, Eric.
46:23All the girls are baptised.
46:25You're the only one left.
46:27You'd mean so much
46:28to me and your grandma.
46:36OK, I'll think
46:39about this.
46:41Oh, mum,
46:43what time was I born?
46:44Ah.
46:45Ah.
46:45Who have you been
46:46speaking to?
46:48No one.
46:49Hmm.
46:57No way.
47:06Thank you, Black Jesus.
47:17Adam didn't start
47:18at Cavendish today.
47:19No.
47:21He's decided
47:21he doesn't want
47:22to continue at school.
47:23Why'd he tell me?
47:25Michael.
47:26He's scared of you.
47:32I am working on myself.
47:36I'm doing therapy.
47:38I'm glad to hear it.
47:41But if you want Adam
47:42to tell you things,
47:44you're going to have
47:45to start making
47:46an effort with him.
48:03I'll tell you things
48:05to help me with you.
48:05или
48:08?
48:10?
48:11?
48:14?
48:19?
48:20?
48:21?
48:24?
48:25?
48:26?
48:27?
48:27?
48:37¿Qué pasa?
49:09¿Qué pasa?
49:33I'm taking my trousers off
49:36Hang on a minute
49:43I'm in my pants
49:45Hang on a second
49:53You okay?
49:54What are you doing?
49:58I'm imagining you here with me
50:02And I'm taking off your clothes
50:04And I'm touching you
50:06Are you touching me?
50:08Your face
50:11And your mouth
50:12Are you kissing me?
50:14Yeah
50:15Where?
50:16On your lips
50:19And down your neck
50:22Are you touching yourself?
50:24Yeah
50:26Are you?
50:28Yeah
50:28You got into my car
50:31But I don't care what you are
50:33You know what you're saying
50:35You bring me back
50:36I told you in my car
50:39I told you I was trying
50:41Oh my god
50:54Oh my god
51:01I told you maybe what you want
51:02If you are
51:02You don't wanna poo
51:03But I'm in my arms
51:04Oh my god
51:05I don't wanna poo
51:05Oh my god
51:07Oh my god
51:09Oh my god
51:11¿Está bien?
51:13Sí.
51:15¿Está bien?
51:16¿Qué estás haciendo hoy?
51:20Oh...
51:21¿Puedo ir?
51:23Estoy grabando pizza con Tyrone.
51:25¿Quién es Tyrone?
51:27He's on my course.
51:29He's muy inteligente y divertido.
51:31Vamos a estar bien.
51:33Haremos un poco a lot.
51:36Sounds great.
51:39Gracias.
51:39Good night.
51:42I said you never learned.
51:45You signaled as you turned on to the wrong and binding road.
51:52Time run.
51:58Do you remember when we thought the world was ending?
52:05Seems funny now.
52:07The future is a text message sending.
52:13Out, out, out.
52:16I'll live forever in sunset.
52:20An ending not quite done yet.
52:23Some people don't understand that.
52:28Some people don't understand that.
52:54I didn't think to ask.
52:57I didn't think to ask.
52:57The tank was full of gas.
52:59Pulled onto highway 93.
53:03The sun was in your eyes.
53:05You thought you could believe.
53:10You know, all fica in the snow.
53:36You saw the dream.
53:36It's so complex that just rocks winds up.
53:36Yeah.
53:36No, no, no.
53:36Theenser public isbouting for spiders.
53:37Thekids.
53:37Gracias.
54:07Gracias.
54:37Gracias.
55:07Gracias.
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