00:07What the actual fuck?
00:13That was unexpected.
00:16Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:19I thought he got a gays.
00:21Hey, you good?
00:24I want everything on him.
00:26And I mean everything.
00:29Yeah.
00:42I just sold the damn house.
00:47What?
00:49You had no right.
00:50That's all mom left us.
00:52Where will we live now?
00:53You want to see your old man get beaten to death?
00:57Buy long sharks?
00:59I need the money.
01:03How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
01:158 o'clock tonight, school cafe.
01:18Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
01:43Whatever this is, make it quick.
01:44I want you to be my boyfriend.
02:00What?
02:02Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
02:04What?
02:06A contract?
02:08Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
02:12Real romantic, Watson.
02:14Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
02:19You see, you clearly need money.
02:23And I need to fix my reputation.
02:25Well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
02:31You investigated me?
02:33It's more like damage control.
02:36You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
02:41it.
02:41If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
02:49Hell no.
02:50No, no, no.
02:51You see, this is just business.
02:55Games begin, boyfriend.
02:59No one's watching us.
03:01You can drop the act now.
03:03You should probably tell your heart rate that.
03:05Jumping like crazy in there.
03:07Whatever.
03:07I'm leaving.
03:08Hey, did I say you could leave?
03:12We have a frat party to hit.
03:14It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
03:24Is this part of the PR stunt too?
03:27Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship, now is it?
03:31So let's make it believable.
03:32Hey, look out!
03:33It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
03:38Oh!
03:39Watson, you're late.
03:40You know what that means, right?
03:40Penalty round.
03:44Let's go!
03:45Alright, boys.
03:46Rules are simple.
03:47Ice cube goes mouth to mouth.
03:50No hands allowed.
03:51No dropping.
03:58Do we really have to do this?
04:00Are you scared?
04:08Technically, this is not sanitary.
04:16I
04:16put something in there right now,
04:20It took all kinds of clean,
04:28we have actually left the machine as a ballad and it's good weather for the weekend.
04:28Totally didn't expect.
04:29If you don't want to leave,
04:29Or anything or anything else is,
04:30we.
04:30Not like,
04:30the final thing is Qi for what you want.
04:57What the hell is wrong with you?
04:58We need people to buy this, right?
05:07What's that?
05:09Extra credit homework?
05:10Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
05:13Voters aren't convinced.
05:16Well, pro tip, genius.
05:21Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
05:35You just ruined our chemistry reference.
05:38Voters want sparks, not stats.
05:41And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing,
05:43so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
05:47You didn't think to ask me first?
05:50Contract clearly states you can do what I say.
05:55Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
05:57A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
06:00What?
06:02Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
06:08You need a shower.
06:10Fine.
06:11But you're joining me,
06:13and Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
06:15It's time to showcase those acting chops.
06:33Mind grabbing me a towel?
06:36You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
06:39I could walk out naked if you'd like.
06:51What?
06:53Why so shy all of a sudden?
06:55You can have a quick look if you want.
06:57Maybe, uh,
06:59a little touch?
07:02Did I try to stop you?
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