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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man.
00:08He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Fifty, twelve, fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was running a drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:33No worries.
00:34Ma'am!
00:36Ma'am, we're toast. Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Ma'raide!
00:44Ma'raide!
00:46Ma'raide!
00:47Ma'am!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead, she'd be haunting us by now.
00:56Ma'am!
00:57Ma'am!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What are you saying?
01:05Oak. Oak. Oak. Oak.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10Who?
01:11Who?
01:12Why?
01:13That stuff!
01:14That is disgusting!
01:16Dirty guys!
01:17Jesus Christ!
01:18The guards are coming!
01:19The guards are coming!
01:21The guards are coming!
01:22The guards are coming!
01:25The guards are coming!
01:26The guards are coming!
01:27What?
01:29The guards are coming!
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:32What?
01:34What?
01:36How many times have you had the ride?
01:38Since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know. Do hand jobs count?
01:41Depends on who gave them to you.
01:43I don't know.
01:44They were with my left hand though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count, boy.
01:47Yeah, I know.
01:48Then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?
01:52Oh, can't. We can't live like this, boy.
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy.
01:57Women...
01:58Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know.
02:00Can't. We have to.
02:00No, we have to. We have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02Just all the apps are just full of cash.
02:03No, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going to old school, okay?
02:06We're going to old school, all right?
02:07All right.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Why schools?
02:13Yeah, mams only.
02:13Mams only.
02:15All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:18I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of Cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now you look at me, boy.
02:29We are going out into that town
02:30and we are not coming back until we have SDIs.
02:38We get changed.
02:40Yeah, we should.
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42I should smell the fish.
02:43Yeah, we get changed, boy.
02:44Come on.
02:55What are you doing, boy?
03:02What?
03:02Come on.
03:03Hold up.
03:07Hold up.
03:11Hold up.
03:13Hold up.
03:15Hold up.
03:16Hold up.
03:16Hold up.
03:16Hold up.
03:17Hold up.
03:17Hold up.
03:18Hold up.
03:18Hold up.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Let me hit you with something.
03:24Something slow, something lovely
03:26She likes the country.
03:28Oh, she likes the country
03:30She don't like that fair shit
03:32That sucks
03:38Right, boy.
03:40It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, I know, I know, this way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
03:50Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong, either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:56Oh, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling up giving it away for free, like.
04:00Kind of, what did you say? Confidence, boy.
04:03Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:04All right, all we have to do is find two...
04:07Two rich...
04:08Fuck up, Cian!
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out of town beers, show them a good time,
04:15and then at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:17So two lucky ladies will get their hold away
04:19with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:25What? So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:29Oh, boy, no, right?
04:30Con, Con, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:32Yeah.
04:32Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:46And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance,
04:47so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53So when you pay someone money,
04:54then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money
05:01just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, but that is what it is.
05:09Pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jocks easy to follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:17Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:25ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails,
05:31which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met,
05:38but the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous
05:41I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jocks,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:56if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good
05:59at expressing his emotions.
06:01Just not my bed.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Ari.
06:22You know, boy,
06:23I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Why am I getting worried about you?
06:28I'm already after shifting three beers,
06:30and look,
06:30I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy,
06:33I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy,
06:35you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed after, like,
06:38I've got to...
06:38Wait, wait, wait!
06:40Wait!
06:41Put your fat in,
06:42you prick!
06:45Are you all right, guys?
06:47Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been mulled.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:49I stopped it.
06:50Look, I have everything.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:54You mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:55He's speaking Gaelic.
06:56You know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that
06:58fine women such as yourselves
06:59are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of y'all having a gas through in the city,
07:04you gotta save these alleyways
07:05like some savoury types of olive oil.
07:07Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, so you wish.
07:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14Oh, a drink?
07:16Yeah, absolutely.
07:17That's unbelievable.
07:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19But it's worse out on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure
07:23because if two women want to buy us a drink,
07:25that's their body, their child.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah.
07:26But no, no, no, we do insist.
07:28We do insist.
07:28I'm sorry about that.
07:29We'd love to.
07:30Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you?
07:33Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer.
07:39Has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you.
07:42My name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa.
07:48How are you?
07:49Yeah, Connor, my Sweeney.
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:51You smell really like fruit.
07:56After you, girls.
07:59What are you doing, boy?
08:02We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:04We're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, we can't even think of more grifters, all right?
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08And they're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:10It's perfect.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy.
08:13We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:14You watch?
08:15You pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you and riding something.
08:23But look, we're going to get a drink.
08:25Girls, you head upstairs there and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:29All right.
08:30All right.
08:30See you in a sec.
08:31How are we doing this?
08:33The Jack market.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:35What?
08:37We're going to rob a plane.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy.
08:41I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:42All right, children.
08:48Me and Jack were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
08:51But love is not cheap.
08:53And the most expensive part is dating.
08:55And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:58Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.
09:01And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Hey, ladies.
09:07There we are.
09:08This is on our capsule eventually.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14Oh, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah, cheers to more girls, yeah?
09:19Cheers, Muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:25Daddy's savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yeah, it's a parody presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34So cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, I mean, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God, is this a crack?
09:44Are we having a crack?
09:44That's in your garden.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:48Come on.
09:51Mmm.
09:52Ah.
09:55Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah, he's listening to us, Worcestershire, you're thrashing me.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers.
10:09Cheers.
10:09Yes.
10:10Yes.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:21Ah, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, mate.
10:26Wait, what are you doing with that thing, mate?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of them.
10:30Why is this place so posh they just burn the food for the crack, do they?
10:34Where do you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now, pudding.
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas after the burn and the top after the thing.
10:40Here, Alive.
10:41Here, Alive.
10:42What you can't do...
10:43No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46Or...
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we did.
10:50Usually we get a rare...
10:52A juicy rare frost, yeah.
10:53No, right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Are you interested to try this now?
10:58Thanks a million.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:10It's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:12Right.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, mate.
11:16Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh, boy.
11:22Fucking eight.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Eh?
11:33Yeah?
11:34Eh?
11:34We can...
11:35We can do that.
11:36And...
11:37We can do that to them and we'll meet you outside.
11:41Oh, wow, wow.
11:42Look...
11:42Ah, hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48Grand.
11:49Grand.
11:49Yeah, look.
11:50You all right, Rachel, huh?
11:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:53Ha, ha, ha, wine, cheese.
11:56What are we going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plan.
11:59What?
12:00Who's following you?
12:01You just said we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:06Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, Josh.
12:09Look.
12:15Oh!
12:22Come on, lad!
12:23There you go!
12:25God, wait.
12:26I'm back!
12:28Why can't you run?
12:29We thought we were going to just lock the money here for the used?
12:31We thought it was obvious we were taking the cash investigation.
12:41I'm not going to lie to Harry. We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no shit.
12:45We're trying to show you a good time, so we're not making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it yet.
12:55So you stole it?
12:55Yeah, we stole it. We did steal it.
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine, but if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:10Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:18Yeah, you're everything.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah, all right.
13:21No, all right, mate.
13:22No, all right.
13:38Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's okay.
13:46They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah, we're Irish.
13:50And we're with them.
13:59Yo, the bed's all massive.
14:01My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds, then?
14:05No.
14:06What?
14:07Do you think Conor's all right?
14:09He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax.
14:12I check on him, all right?
14:13Hi!
14:16Hi.
14:16You please don't shit me, aren't we?
14:18Yeah, boy, we'll never get a hole if you sink up the place, boy.
14:21I said, boy, you know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:26I'm going to get a shower, boy, I'm going to get a shower, boy.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, right?
14:31I'm vanity, kid.
14:32I'm having no's the conditioner.
14:34All right, I should get a bar now.
14:36Toothbrush, right?
14:37So, too.
14:38Boys, we miss you tonight, man.
14:41Let me see.
14:42A what?
14:43Should I be?
14:44What?
14:44We're a wee wee.
14:46Yeah, we're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Chinese food.
14:50Chinese food.
14:50Do you want Chinese?
14:51Uh, yeah.
14:53Uh, yeah.
14:57Oh, Cang.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Cang, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, I am, boy.
15:05I don't want to get my bits out.
15:08Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, all right, Jar?
15:15She's just wild about her girl make that noise before.
15:18I didn't even know they could.
15:20Is she okay?
15:22If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26Right, I mean, not eat the kids, okay, you sicko.
15:28Excuse me?
15:29You are, what'd he say?
15:30He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:40Yeah.
15:45Sorry about earlier.
15:46It's okay.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:57There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Jeez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:06I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I'm going to do that, Jar?
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a photo of you?
16:25I'll go get my photo, will I?
16:26Wait, am I just kidding?
16:28No, I shouldn't have to do the pedicure.
16:29You're right, sir.
16:30Oh, it's okay.
16:32No, I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cox City, eh?
16:35Oh, don't worry.
16:37If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can't swim.
16:42We can all swim.
16:43We can all swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stop being weird.
16:45Leave some warm, babe, look.
16:46Yeah!
16:47Leave some warm.
16:48All right.
16:48Come on.
16:53Come on.
16:53I don't want any of that.
16:55I don't want you, Mason, boy.
16:56All that.
16:58She's getting the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:04Don't let me get up, boy.
17:06What are those things, boy?
17:08Just tell me, man.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10What are you wearing, please?
17:11What are you supposed to do, all right?
17:13You didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I want you to have laughs.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:16Come on.
17:17Sorry.
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm, boy.
17:26Yes.
17:27Boy.
17:28Very good?
17:28Yeah.
17:29All right.
17:30Check in, boy.
17:30Be careful.
17:31Yeah, it's just, um, it is actually quite hot.
17:34Oh, full view, right?
17:35Oh, all right.
17:37But, um, okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42It's like a badmintism, really.
17:43Come on.
17:44Hey.
17:46Okay, maybe you can do it.
17:47It is.
17:48Hi, Jack.
17:49Hi, boy.
17:50It is.
17:51Hi, hi, hi.
17:52Yeah.
17:53It's going to be good.
17:54All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting, risky, but at a certain point, you just got to do it.
18:07Oh, God.
18:09You're so indigenous.
18:11Then you got to do it again.
18:14Oh, God.
18:20Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:35You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42Basically, it wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:49It's daddy.
18:51Oh, daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting.
18:56Yeah.
18:58Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01Oh, my dad's dead.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go, Jeff.
19:07No, no, no.
19:07I leave it to me.
19:10Enjoy yourselves, all right?
19:11All right.
19:14Oh, shit.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mom?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36So what are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
19:43Did you?
19:44No.
19:44Okay.
19:51Sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Right.
20:00Well, unless that's not the custom here.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I eat a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:15Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Don't worry about it.
20:26Don't worry about it.
20:26Me neither, to be honest.
20:28I, uh, fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it...
20:31Is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38What are you?
20:40Um...
20:40Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:46Oh.
20:48It didn't even cross my mind.
20:49You can still tell Jock we did it if you like.
20:54Thanks.
20:57Want a spoon?
21:00Can I give you a teaspoon?
21:03Huh?
21:05It's all right.
21:07Go ahead.
21:08Go ahead.
21:09Go ahead.
21:10Psst.
21:10Go ahead.
21:11Psst.
21:13Go ahead.
21:14Go ahead.
21:15Go ahead.
21:16Go ahead.
21:17Go ahead.
21:18I don't want to steal anything.
21:19No, I don't want to steal anything.
21:20I'm just...
21:21I don't think we should.
21:23I never want to.
21:24Okay.
21:25Not quite.
21:28Josh, Josh.
21:29Do you want me to put back the shambos?
21:32No, no, no.
21:33We'll take them.
21:34We'll take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58What's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00What's Charlie?
22:01Come on, boys.
22:02Where's Amy at?
22:03You know what, buddy?
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie?
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chamboy?
22:12Sure.
22:14Chamboy.
22:15What you do with your chamboy?
22:17Huh?
22:19What's me?
22:19Huh?
22:21Where's our watch?
22:24Boy?
22:25Charlie?
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy.
22:27Where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29You had the cash.
22:30Why'd you put the cash?
22:31I didn't touch the cash.
22:32Where's my phone, kind of?
22:34Hey, man!
22:34Boy, where's my phone?
22:36It's on the table, there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:38It's on the table.
22:39Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie?
22:43Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:44They must have us, boy.
22:46They've got it.
22:49Kind, kind, kind.
22:50Huh?
22:53Dads.
22:54Who's that?
22:54Who's that?
22:54I just wanted to leave a bit.
22:56Charlotte.
22:56We had a cracking time which he bought.
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We're only doing it from school.
23:04That's Emma.
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06But bear looking.
23:07Sorry we ditched you, but you were setting us name.
23:10They're from car!
23:11Sorry we lied.
23:13And about stealing from me.
23:16What?
23:16That's our money, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat bags.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:22My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish hair.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering all this.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
23:34Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39You're joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover the room.
23:44I didn't cover any.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46Oh, they left us.
23:47No, what?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro!
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse!
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell are Charlotte and Emma?
24:02Oh, there were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and going to give us a ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride.
24:07It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go.
24:17Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20Oh, idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:24Catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's all right.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29Well, we got you shampoo.
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
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