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#video #film2026 #movie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Leave
00:58The
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:08the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46I don't know.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29He then he again.
05:46I know you're in there.
05:48I know you're in there.
05:51I know you're doing it.
05:52Shoot up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:54It's too late boss, her heartbeats fading fast
11:12Somebody help me
11:25Give me a name Leora, who did this? I'm going to tear them apart
11:32It was
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57You're my fiancé, my property
11:59You filthy whore
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14No, let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me
12:29I got careless, diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:38Someone did this to you
12:43You're just a regular guy
12:45Stay out of it
12:46Boss, soup's ready
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:59She's all we have left
13:01She's safe
13:02Now drink
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More
13:28Try it
13:29Try it
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15What a lively little snack
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:21Ha ha ha ha ha
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around
14:34This guy's luck is insane
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria
14:51We've got a kid together now
14:54I'm not letting anything touch
14:57You or Lily
14:58Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:00Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me
15:08Lily's in trouble
15:15I...
15:16I...
15:16I'm not tasty
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20Please don't eat me
15:25Divine power runs through this girl
15:28I will...
15:29Devour you
15:30And I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha
15:37Ha ha ha ha
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei
17:12that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:43wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:48whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:04you
18:06you
18:07you
18:07you
18:08you
18:18you
18:19you
18:19you
18:20you
18:28you
18:41you
18:43you
18:44you
18:54you
18:58you
19:00you
19:04you
19:09you
19:10you
19:12you
19:14you
19:20you
19:21you
19:27you
19:31you
19:34you
19:37you
19:42you
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:10in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:32who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:12one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:26boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:39in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
23:56we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:03let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:37you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:43lily
27:04you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:14jack
27:16what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:23too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack keep lily safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up and go
27:50now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:22you
28:24you
28:24you
28:25No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best!
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first. Then we hunt the child.
32:04Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25You're ugly.
33:52Huh?
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards no matter how strong you
34:45are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling things might turn
34:52around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack
35:07look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:50you
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