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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:30We'll be ready!
00:31We're ready, Beach!
00:34WOOOOOA!
00:36We're ready!
01:00Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:07the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired, don't bring that crap
01:43to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:24Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath
03:12on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt? You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
07:58What?!
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:07Don't play!
08:11Don't play!
08:12Don't play!
08:13Don't play!
08:14Don't play!
08:16Don't play!
08:16Don't play!
08:16Don't play!
08:17Don't play!
08:17Asshole! Using my divine power to barbecue!
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Beats too low!
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
08:59Lily, we're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:32It was...
11:33It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé. My property. You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:44Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More. Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:49It's my first time meeting.
13:52Where did you get them?
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:49We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
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15:42ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:47ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:47jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:13that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:23what the hell just happened it ran damn leoya your powers are badass
17:30you straight up scared the monster off
17:33me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:36i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:06let's get home
18:07Let's go.
18:42My liege, have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show?
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes! Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king.
22:00He's real.
22:03Hades.
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out.
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38You're ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:00No.
25:01No, Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids' mine.
25:16You die.
25:20You poisoned me?
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:20lily lily run get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:37lily
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:20one hand
27:37jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
27:55if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:11you
28:15you
28:17you
28:18you
28:18you
28:20you
28:33Oh, my God.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best!
29:42You are the best!
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:49You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:04Who the hell are you?
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful!
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn.
31:20You take a hit.
31:21Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:29Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:50Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:57We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:05My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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